第二章 大闹天宫

第二章大闹天宫

wokanzhetamenlianggeniniwaiwaidizouchujiudiandamen,zhijiejiuxiangshangquyidunsibi。

lizhirangwolengjingxialai,bunengzheiyangzuo。

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wozixindirenweiwokeyigaibianzheiyiqie。

是我天真了。

xiangdaozhei,wodeyanleipadapadawangxialuo,shangyicikuhaishizaihunlishang。

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shoujidealedalaidianhua,gaosuwoshizhongxinneitaosanshiliangtingdegongyudiyushichangjiataiduo,womaikuile。

我对此并不知情。

neitaofangzishiwodayingjiangtiandengtashengdaozongjiandeweizhisongjitade。

zhaozheiyangshuo,jiangtianyijingbafangzimaidiaole?

taliandengwosihouzaiganzheishidoudengbujile。

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zhunbeihaozheixie,wofangsonghaoxinqing。

jiexialai......jiushihenhenshoushijiangtianzheige**le!

dengdaobangwan,jiangtianxiaoyaoguohouhuilaile。

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“zhoumeng,nianzaizanmenzheimeduoniandefuqiqing,zanmenhepinglihunba,caichanyirenyiban。”

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“lihun,wobutongyi。chufeinijingshenchuhu。”

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什么狗屁!

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“nijiufeiyaobashiqingnaodaozheigedibuma?”

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gaogaoqingchu,shiniyinweiwoshengbinglejiuyaogenwolihun,shisheiyaonaodaozheigedibu?

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xianzaizheiyangtazijibuxiangxiaoma?

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sixiaosanheruanfannansuanpanzhuzikuaidadaowolianshanglaile。

ruguobushiyinweibeiwofaxian,tamenhaidasuanmandaoshenmeshihou?

laoshishuowozaidu,wodujiangtianhuibuhuiyouyidianliangxin。

很显然没有。

zaiwomendi101cidezhengchaozhihou,taduoquleyangtaichouyan,shunbianjieleneixiaosandedianhua。

jiangtiantawenwenrouroudichaozhedianhuaneitoukaikou,youniutouehenhendekanlewoyiyan,zhongzhongguanshangleyangtaidebolimen。

tiantiannuonuodeshengyin,waimiandeshimeichiguodoushixiangde。

“nidaodishenmeshihoujiwoyigeshuofa?”

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erwo,yucitongshibotonglelvshipengyoudedianhua,gaizhunbeideshiqingyaozhunbeile。

jiangtian,niyeyaojilaoniangzuohaozhunbei。

tazaiwaimianliaolezhengzhengyigebanxiaoshi。

zaizheiqijian**leliangjianshi。

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er,dadianhuajigongsi,bazheijinianmeixiudenianjiajixiule。

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woxiangzhidaozheigedeaiderenshishei?

yiyuanchuyuyinsimeiyougaosuwo。

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tashebudefangxiawozheimegeyaoqianshude。

jianqianyankai,youlijiulaoshitadebenxing,gaibudiaode。

jiugengougaibulechishiyiyang。

danwobuhuijitazheigejihuide。

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xiaozhulikanwoyishenzhiyetaozhuang,dahongsedekouhong,qisejijia,wenwoshibushiyoushenmehaoshi。

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paiyichusunhoudanaotiangongdehaoxi。