（benshucongtoudaoweidouhendian，zuozhebuzhengchang，nannvzhugengbuzhengchang。xianggenzhezuozheyiqifadianfaxiexiaqingxude，yidingyaoliuxia！）
“qilai！nigeniangsidiebutengdexiaojiantizihaibugankuaijilaoniangqilai！zhengtianjiuzhidaoduolan，kanzheihuimeirenzaihuzheni，nihai……wu！wu！”
shuimengzhongdehaomeizhiganjueerbianyouzhifanrendecangying“wengwengweng”chaogebuting。
“唰～”
yizhangjinshengfusuishoufeichu。
gangganghaiduizhechuangshanghunmibuxingxiaoguniangfengkuangshuchudelicuifenwanrubeiyishuangwuxingdedashouezhumingyundeyanhou——
shuangmuyuandeng，shuangshoushijingsichezhebozishangdeyinxingfuzhi，pinmingzhengzhaquezaiyefabuchuyisishengxiang。
倏地！
chuangshangtangzhedexiaoguniangzhouranzhengkaishuangyan，huangusizhou，wangzheyanqianpobaibukandefangjiandaizhipiankehounannanziyudao：“woyidinghaizaizuomeng，meicuo！yidinghaizaizuomeng！”
weileyanzhengyanqiansuojianyiqiebushizhende，xiaoguniangchuanxiexiadiduizhezhangyawuzhuadelicuifenshangqujiushiliangjixiangliangdedaerguang——
“啪，啪！”
“haha，chouzheimehentadoumeihanteng。zuomeng，woguozhenshizaizuomengya！”
beitielejinshengfudelicuifen：woqiaonima！！！
“dadan！nijuranganyongshouzhizhewo，kanlaigouzhuazizhenbuxiangyaoleshiba！fanzhengshizaimengli，wojiushishalenishifuyebuhuiguaizuiwo，ha，kanzhaoba！”
huayingangluo，xiaoguniangtiaojianfanshebanjiuyaocongchuwushouzhuolitaochuzaoyishiyongxiguanderuanjian，kexi——
“kao，zuomengjiuzuomeng，yaobuyaozheimezhenshia！lingxiaojiandoubunengyonglema？”
tingzhexiaoguniangzuilituchudefengyanfengyu，yididilenghanconglicuifenetoushangsusugunluo。
zheisiyatouzuotianbuhuizhenbatoukehuaileba。
yaozhenzheiyangdehua，popohuilaibudebazijidasi！
xiangdaopopoduixiaogunianghaowubaoliudeniai，licuifenjidekuaifengle。
gubudezijiyinheshuobulehua，lakaiwumenbatuijiuwangwaichong，ganghaogencongniangjiajicongcongganhuilaidesunyufengzhuanggezhengzhe。
sunyufengxinlizhengwozhehuo，youxianxiebeizhuanggelieju，paipaixiongfuduizhelicuifenjiushiyidunpokoudama，“aiyou，nigehubiniangmen，xiangzhuangsilaopoziwohaozhangjiashibushi！”
“唔……唔……”
licuifenxiangkaikoujieshi，naihefabuchurenheshengxiang，zhinengjidelianlianbaishou。
“gungungun，bibihuahuaxianggeshazisidegensheiliangzuoyaoni！”
sunyufenghenhenbailelicuifenyiyan，zuojiaomaijinwudeshunjianqueyoubianlelianse，“you，naidexiaoguaiguaixinglea？touhaitengbuteng？kuaigennaishuo。”
郝玫：“……”
yidingshiwodakaimendefangshibudui！！！
“guaiguaia，shuimozhengle？jiandaonaizabushuohuaa？”
sunyufengjiansunnvzhigougoudingzhezijijiushibushuohua，limajihuaile。
youshimolianyoushitanetou，reqingdehaomeijianzhibuzhisuocuo。
“laoda，laoer，laowu，nimenjigewendazaidehaibujilaonianggunjinlai！shuo，shibushichenlaoniangbuzainimenqifuguaibaole！kanjiwoguaibaohede，doubuhuishuohuale，wuwuwu……”
shuozhe，sunyufengbaozhehaomeijiushiyidunmenghao，shangxinyujuedemoyangbidangchutazijisilelaotouzidouyouguozhierwubuji。
郝玫：“……”
“neige，laopopo，nibiekule，wotouteng！”
toushangchuanlaidezhenzhencitonglinghaomeiyufaxinjing。
自己不是在做梦吗？
怎么还会头疼呢！
xiangzaiciyanzhengxiaxinzhongdecaixiang，kemianduiyanqiantongkuliutidelaorentayoushizaixiabuleshou。
gangqiaozheishiyouweimoshengnanzizoulejinlai，duizhetanaodaishangqujiushiliangquan——
“梆！梆！”
“嗷～”
“大叔，疼吗？”
“nigechouyatouyaosia！meishidawonaodaizuoshenme！”
“我问你疼不疼！”
meidedaoxiangyaodedaan，haomeikaishibunaifan，gangxiangshangqianzaijinanrenliangquan——
“ao，bie……biedale，teng！”haoguoshengwuzheetoushangdebaochaoyibianduoqu。
“teng？zenmehuitengni？bushizaizuomengma？”haomeiwendeyilianyihuojiatianzhen。
“niang，eryatabuhuishi……zhongxieleba？”haoguoshengsuozaijiaoluoliruoruokaikou。
meizhongxiedehuanalihuiyouzheimedaliqi，liangquanxiaqunaojiangzidouyaosanle！
“gunnidayede，nicaizhongxieleni！wojiaguaibaohaodehen，zenmekenengzhongxie！”
sunyufengzuiyingzhefouren，xinliqueyefanqidigu：guaibaojintiandequebuduijing，buxingdengwanshangzhaozhangpoziqiaoqiaoguolaikankan？
beirenshuochengzhongxie，haomeiyelailehuoqi。
xiangtatangtangxuantianzongda**，suishuoxiuweichalexie，danyebushishenmechimeiwangliangjiukeyisuibianjinshende！
gangyutaishoujimoshengnanrenyigejiaoxun，naohailiyizhenjutongxilai——
“a，wodetouhaotong！dashixiong，jiuwo～”
shuowan，liangyanyifan，yunle。
“乖宝！”
**
denghaomeizaicizhengkaishuangyanshi，tianzaoyiheitoule。
pobaidexiaowuzaimeiyoudengdeyingchenxia，xiandeyouweiguiyi。
“乖宝，你醒了？”
xunzheshengyinwangqu，haomeikanjiansunyufengzhengzuozaikangweimoyanlei。
“奶？”
“ai，shinai。guaibaoa，nizhongyuxingle，wuwu……”
ganggangsunyufengchenzhetianhei，zhaodaduilidezhangpozitoutoulaikanguo。
zhangpozikanwanhou，zhishuoleyiju“dananbusibiyouhoufu”，lianqiandoumeishoujiujicongconglikaile。
zhengdangsunyufengjiujiebuanxiangzheyaobuyaodengtianliangsonghaomeiquxianyiyuankankanshi，tarenqueturanxingle。
bujinhanleziji“nai”，yanshenyebuzaihundun，kanzhebiyiwangdouyaoqingming。
“guaibaoa，ni……nihaole？”sunyufengmoleyibayanjing，buganzhixindewendao。
“ng，nai，wohaole。”
meicuo，zaihaomeiganggangyunjueguoqudeshihou，yiduanbushuyutadejiyiqiangxingguanrutadenaohai。
tazhidaozijichuanyuele，chuanyuedaocengjingzaizongmenwuliaoshikandeyibenmingwei《qilingjunsaomeijiaojiao》denaocanniandaiwenli。
chuanchengwenzhongtongmingtongxingdepaohuinvpei，tajianzhiwulegedayu。
xiangdaoyuanzhubeijiajiyimingfengzihaibugou，youbeiwenzhongnvzhumaijindashanzuihoubeinanrenjiabaozhisidecanzhuang，tafashiyaogaibianzijizaiwenzhongdebeicanmingyun，buzaizuonannvzhuchenggonglushangdedianjiaoshi！
军嫂美娇娇？
我呸！
jiranleijiedoushabulewo，neiwojiuyaonitiangaiming。
laia，goulaotian，kanben**zenmeba“junsaomeijiaojiao”biancheng“guafuchouruocan”ba，gaga！
（kaiwendaji，xihuandexiaokeaimenqingjiaxiashujia，danxinbugoukandekeyiyibugebixujiaojiaoneibene）