第2章
“nimenshiwodaiguozuichadeyijie！”
jiangtaishang，yigebengaibiyuexiuhuadelaoshi，cikequewanrubeijinudeshizi，paoxiaozhe。
“wen！huangyeyujianweizhuangdetunshiwagaizenmezuo！”
“nikankannimendadedoushishenme！”
砰！
yishengjuxiang，jibianbushidiyicikanjianzheidaan，danbanzhurenhaishiqixiaole。
“lailailai，yebufannilaigaosuwo，nixieshishenme！”
houpaikaochuang，yigeshaonianhuanhuanqili，manlianganga，shengyingengshihewenziyiban。
“七没几…”
“大声点！”
“青梅精！”
扑哧！
zuixianbiebuzhudeshitashenpangdetongzhuo，suihouyinlingquanbandoubaoxiaoqilai。
“安静！”
banzhurenshenxilekouqi，yazhizhexiangyaoshangtiandexueya。
“nigaosulaoshi，nixieqingmeijingdeliyoushishenme？”
zongguantawuniandejiaoxueshengya，tayexiangbumingbaiweishenmehuichuxianzheigedaan。
“laoshiwoshiqinshenshiyanguode。”yebufanyibenzhengjingdejieshi。
“woyikoudoudingbuzhu，yipingziqingmeijingxiaqu，wobaozhengtunshiwajiumeixinsichiwole。”
banzhurendeshoukaishizhandou。
tahaishigehaizi，shiyizhangbaizhi，shizijidexuesheng，shikaitianchengdehuaduo！
bunengbadao！qianwanbuneng！
噗嗤…
biexiaoshibai，banzhurenshunjiandingweidaoleshengyindeyuantou。
“wangxiaopang！nihaoyisixiao！zhanqilai！”
yebufandetongzhuoxiaorongjiangzailianshang，momodezhanleqilai。
“nixiao，nigaosuwonixiedeshenme！”
“额…”
wangxiaopangshuochulezijidedaan，
“干噎酸奶…”
banzhurenmiandaiweixiao：“rangwocaicai，niyeshiguole？”
wangxiaopangrenzhendao：“laoshi，yishaoziganyesuannaixiaqu，tunshiwajiumeikongchiwole，yanbuxiaqude。”
“哈哈哈哈！”
“wolegeqingmeijingheganyesuannaia！”
“秀啊，太秀了！”
“xiaoxiaoyigeerzhong，zennengrongxiaerweiwolongfengchua。”
mianqianganjingxialaidetongxuemenchedibengbuzhule，beiwangxiaopangdedaanchediyinbao，yigegexiaodebutingdepaizhuozi。
zuozaiqianmiandeqinshengdoubuzijuedeshangyangzuijiao，zheiliangshizhenhuobaoa！
“得给我安静！”
pengdeyishengjuxiang，houzhongdeshimujiangtaizaibanzhurenyizhangxialiechengleliangban，hongrandaota。
shunjianzhenggebanjijiuanjinglexialai。
“kaitianyishijijiangkaishi，qinggebanxueshengyouxujinchang。”
guangbodeshengyindaduanlezhengzaifanudebanzhuren：“huilaizaigennimensuanzhang，xianzaichuqu**！”
buyongtashuo，guangboxiangqideshihoutongxuemenlianshangdexingfenjiuyijingzangbuzhu，pobujidaidelikaijiaoshi，qianwangcaochang**。
banzhurenwangzhexueshengmenliqudefangxiang，queshizhangtanlekou。
xiangdangchutayeshizheiyang，kejinjinmianduileyiciyishou，tabianzaiyemeiyoumianduiyishoudeyongqi。
huibanshoushidaoxiadezhuozi，banzhurennazheqinshengjuanzifankanle。
“zuichadeyijiequeyougechengjizuihaodexuesheng。”
yigekaoqianquexiyigexingqidexuesheng，huilaizhaoyangkekemanfen，erzheizhishishijuandejixian，bushiqinshengde。
......
“zongguankaitianchengjianli，yiyoujinwushinian，meiyinian…”
taishangxiaozhangzhengzaisanxia**yanjiang，diaodongxueshengmendeqingxu，erqinshengdemuguangzhongzhiyoutashenpangneizhipangdadeyishou。
jinsanshimideyishouwanruyigexiaoshanzhanjulecaochangzhongyang，denglongzuoyoudeyanjingzailierixiayerangrenbuhanerli。
这就是异兽！
erjiyishou，difengshou，zaiyishouzhonggongjixingsuanshibijiaodide，danlingyuyishijiqiang。
wangzhezheipangrandawu，rutongshanfengyiyangdequti，renleizaitamianqianhelaoshumeishenmequbie。
qinshengmuguangyidaoledifengshoudingshangderen。
neidaoshenyingquanshendoubeihouzhongdekaijiabaoguozhe，shangfangsanfadexiexuweiya，buxiangshixunchangcailiao。
wubei，liyongyishousucai**dezhuangbei。
xiangyaoshasizheizhongxuehou、fanggaogonggaodeshuzhiguai，yezhinengyikaotongweishuzhiguaideyishouwubei。
“还是有点影响。”
qinshengrouleroumeixin，danshuzhiguaiqueshifeichangtieqie。
herenleibuyiyang，yishoubufazhanzhihui，jiangsuoyoushuzhidoujiazaileroushenshang，zaojiulepangdadetixingheroushen。
“zheiruoshiherenleironghe…”
qinshengyijingkaishiqidaile。
“erjintian！jiuyizheidifengshoudetoulu！”
“zhuzhuweiwudaochangsheng！”
huayinluoxia，zhanzaidifengshoudingshangderenyingshenshouwozhuleyizhangzaoxingkuazhangdejufu，suizhimengranyiyue。
轰隆！
congtiankongluoxiadeshenyingrangdimiandouchuxianhuangdong，judadechongjixianqilecaochangdedipi，xiangzhesizhouxijuanerqu。
suizhechongjisanqu，jinjiezhepilipaladexueshuicongtiankongluoxia，neijufengshoudetouluyebeizhanduan！
“这味…呕～”
“gaozheimexuexing…wokuaibiebuzhule！”
“我的新衣服啊！”
sanxia，xiaozhangmanyidekanzhezheifuchangjing，meiyiniantazuiqidaidejiushixueshengmenxianzaidefanying，genbenkanbuni。
suiranexinleyidian，danbiqiweilaihepodandiudiaoxingming，xianzaidefanweidoushizhidede。
“haole！shangwuxiuxi！xiawuzhengshikaishixiuxing！jiesan！”
xueshengmenshunjiangentaonansidelikailecaochang，danyebufaxindadexueshenghaoqidekaojindifengshoudeshiti。
“xiaopang，nizenmekan。”
wangxiaopangchensidekanzhemianqianjudadeyishou，haibihualejixia，zuihoudechujielun。
“yigeguokendingbugou。”
yebufandiandiantou：“dezailaigeshaokaojia。”
qinshengwuyu，zheishijigeguoheshaokaojiadewentima？
“不错。”
shenchuankaijiaderendiandiantou：“jiranliuxialai，jiulaibangmang。”
yishijian，liuxiadexueshengyihuodekanxiangta。
轰隆！
hanguangshanguo，judadedifengshoukaishitanta，zhayanjianjiubeizhijie。
duoliangdaxingtuicheyebuzhidaoshenmeshihouchuxianzaifujin，kaishibanyunshengxiadecanhai。
liuxiadexuesheng“qinmi”dejiechuqizhinengzaishubenshangkanjiandeyishou。
“qinsheng，yaobangmangbu？”yebufantuizhetuichehaoxindao。
yinweiqinshengjibianshichuquanshendeliqi，yewufahandongmianqianmanzaidetuiche。
“不用。”
qinshengzhangchulekouqi：“wohaishitiaogeshaodiandetuicheba。”
“tabuyaowoyaoa！laofannihaishiren！zheinengtuidedongde？？？”
haibudengyebufanhuida，bianshangjiuchuanlaiwangxiaopangdehaojiao。
“lailelaile，woliqidaniyoubushibuzhidao。”
qinshengmeiyouliulian，zhuanshenkaishitiaoxuanzijinengtuidedongdetuiche，danshixianquedouzhishijiandandesaoguo。
piankehoutajiuzhaodaoliangjiaoxiaodetuiche，feilidetuidongqilai。
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