第3章猫脸老郭
cishilaoguodelianyijingwanquanniuqubianxing，kanshangqujuranzhoubabadegenmaolianyiyang！
zuiweiherende，shitaliangzhishoudezhijia，juranbaozhangleyilimiduo，buzhidaozaishenmedifangmochenglesanjiaoxing，kanqilaishifendejianrui。
cishidoubuyongwoquxixiangle，zheihuojueduishibeishenmedongxijimile！
zaidongbei，youqishidongbeideminjian，xianglaiyoudongwuchengjingchengguaizhihou，mihuorenleifutidechuanshuo，erneixieliuchuanshenguangdechumaxiantiaodashenchuanshuo，qishijiushiyixiezhengpaideshanjingyeguaifutizhuren，yiqiuzhengguo。
zheixiegushiwocongxiaotingdeshizaibushao，queconglaidouzhishidangchenggushilaiting。
sheizhidaojintianzheidiyicijiujiaojilelaoguoshenshangzheigedongxi。
我再次咽了口吐沫。
zheizhongshiqingquedinglebibuquedingyaokepadeduo。
yaoshimianduizhedeshilaoguo，wozhuangqidanziyihenxin，haishiganbazhuantouhengshangqude。
danshicishimianduidewodoubuzhidaoshishenmedongxi，sheizhidaozheidongxiyouduolihai？
wochiyilepianke，suihouzhihaobashoulidezhuantourengdiao，jiezhechaozheduimiandaleyigegongshou，nulirangyuqibiandepingwendian，taiduheqidian。
“buzhidaoshinaludexianjiazaizheilikaidaochang，ruguoshiwomenmaofan，haiqingjianliang！”
suhuashuodehao，duoyishiburushaoyishi，mianduizheixieshanyejingguaiyileidedongxi，zuihaohaishiyuanjiayijiebuyijie，bijingcishiwoqinyanjiandaole，zailianxiangqizhiqiantingdaoguodeyixiechuanwen，cishihenbudelikejiulikaizheili！
shuobudingzhishiwomendechaiqianganghaopengdaoletadelaochao，huozhegancuijiushicouqiaojingraoleguoludeyexianeryi，woxinzhonghaibaozheyisijiaoxing。
yaoshiyigebuxiaoxinhezheixiedongxizhanshangleyinguoguanxi，yaoshishanyuandaoyebale，yaoshieyuandehua，henkenenghuihuohainiyibeizi！
甚至是祖祖辈辈！
guoranwodehuaqiledianzuoyong，laoguodeyanjingmilemi，jiezheyizhiyoushoutaileqilai，zaizijidelianceqingqingfulefu，suihouzuilikaishifachuyizhongguguaideshengyin。
zheishengyinhaoxiangshiyeshoudediyin，youhaoxiangshimouzhongjiezoushifenjincoudequdiao，zongeryanzhiyongsigezilaigaikuodehuajiushi。
我听不懂。
sheizhidaozheilaojiahuoyoufanleshenmebing，yaoshiyigebuhaozheihuopushanglai，wozheixiaoshenzibankenaibuzhuneimezhangdezhijiachuoshangjigedong。
kanyangzizheilaohuomeiyoushenmebiaoshi，wojiuzhinengzaizheiligongzhele。
sheizhidaotadeshengyinganggangjieshu，jiuyouhuanshangleneizhongjianruiyouhaoxiangshilaotaitaideshengyin。
“wohaiyiweishijiaoneidedima，wujiadexiaobei，meixiangdaoshigebufengzhuoyingdebandiaozi！”
“啥？”
woyilianmengbidetaitou，wanquanmeiyoutingdongzheilaohuoshuodeshishenmeyisi。
danshilaoguokemeiyoujiwoxiangmingbaidejihui，shuangshouchaoqianyitan，suihoujiuchaozhewopuleguolai。
wozhiganjuedaoyanqianyihei，suihoujidaofenglidejingqijiutiejinlewodebozi！
zheiyaoshibeilaoguoneizhangzhijiajiwolaishangyixia，gujiwoboziliangbiandounengchulaixiashuihuxidesaile！
danshiwozheishenshouzuiduoyejiusuanshidongzuobijiaolinghuo，rangwogenzheimegejiahuoduidaneijianzhijiushizuosia！
qingjizhixiawozhijielaileyigehouyang，guangdangyixiahounaoshaojiuzazailedimianshang，naodailiwengwengdejiuzhaxiangleqilai。
buguozheijizhongshengzhideyiduo，daoshirangwobikailelaoguodezheiliangzhidazhuazi。
laoguodeliangzhizhuazimeiyouzhuadaowodebozi，quejiushiwangxiatongzailewodedatuishang，wozhiganjuedatuiyiliang，yigunuanliujiushunzhewodedatuigenliulexiaqu。
dangranneibushiwobeiheniaole，ershixianxue！
woyuanbenhaiyouxiehuangluandeshenzhi，cishiqueshilikejiubiandewubiqingxingleqilai。
yaomingyebuguoshiyisi，yaoshibeizheijiahuojiwominggenzifeile，woqibushiyaodangyibeizidetaijianle？
zheizhongshiqingwokeshiwanwanbunengrende，napajinjinshiyouyidiankenengxing！
xiangdaozheili，weilewohoubanshengdexingfu，woxiayishidezhuazhulelaoguodeliangzhishou，suihoumengdeyitai，jingranshijianglaoguochazaiwodatuilimiandeshouzhitoujichoulechulai。
buguohaihao，xingkuidangshiwozaigongdishang，chuandeshigongzhuangkubijiaojieshi，suoyitayezhishijiangzhijiachazailewoderouli，bingmeiyoupengdaoxueguanshenmede，zheidaoshiwobuxingzhongdewanxingle。
buguozheihuodeliqishizaishitaida，wopinjinlequanliyezhinengweichizhujiangzheigejiahuobaozhudezhuangtai，genbenjiubukenengzaijinxingxiayibudedongzuole。
laoguocishibiandelidawuqiong，zhengzhazhijian，wozhiganjuezijidegebofachulegazhigazhidexiangsheng，sihujiuyaobeizhengkai！
jiuzaiwojihuwujikeshideshihou，huranganjuezijixiongkouchuxianleyisinuanliu，suihoushunzhejiantouliujingshuangbei，jingranpingkongshengchuleyigudali，shengshengdejianglaoguojikunzailehuaili！
wozijiyeshiyouxiejingyashenmeshihouzijiyouzhehendadeliqile，suihoujiukandaobeiwoqianzaihuaizhongdelaoguomengrantaiqiletou。
cishitadelianyiranshicongneizhongjixingdezhuangtaizhizhonghuifuleguolai，suiranzaiyanshenzhizhonghaiyouneizhongbusichangrendeyicai，danshiqueluchuleyisiguguaideyiwei。
“bushidimahainengguaxianjiafali，nijiujingshigeshenmeguaitai？”
woyixinzhixiangweihuhaowoxiabanshengdexingfu，nalizhidaozheihuozaishuoshenme，cishijiantajingranfangsonglebushao，wolebudedefanshouyining，jianglaoguojiyazaileshenxia！
“heihei，zheidianxiaodaodaohaixianggenwoshua，nendehenaxiaozaizi！”
laoguobeiwoyazaishenxiabudanmeiyoujingya，fanershizaicijianliyixiao。
suihougabengliangsheng，tajuranshiqiangxingdezhuanguoshenlai，lianggudalijiaocuozhixia，juranjianglaoguodelianggegebojizhijiexielexialai。
erzheigejiahuohaizaibutingzhuanshen，woyaoshibusongshoudehuashuobudingjiuyaojianglaoguodegebojizhijieningxialai！
wonalijianguozheizhongzhenshia，zheimeshengmeng，yaoshizaiwoshouliduanlegebo，neikejiushizuiguole，hedewolikesongkaileshou！
laoguojiejiedeyixiao，chaowomengdepulai，wozhiganjueyigudalizhuangjizailewodexiabashang，suihoubianshirenshibuzhile。
强迫拜师
dengwoxinglaideshihou，shoujiaoyijingbeibangleqilai，zhouweizeshiyipianqihei。
这是在哪？
wochangshizhedaliangzhouwei，xiangyaoconghuanjingshangpanduanyixiazijijiujingzaishenmedifang，danshichulezhouweihuanjingwubiyinleng，dididadadeshuidisheng，haiyoubuyuanchudeliangdianhongzhuzhuguangzhiwai，woqueshizaiyezhaobudaorenhezhengmingzheidifangdeyoulizhengjule。
shuolaiyeguai，wobenlaiyanjingyoudianjinshisanguang，kanzhuguangbenlaiyinggaishiyituande。
danshizaiyuanchuneiliangdianzhuguang，juranbudanbuchaozhezhouweisankai，hainingjiedeshifenyoutedian。
jiuhaoxiangyoushenmeliliangzaibangzhuzheiliangdianzhuguangjulongyiban。
wokanlejimiaozhongzhihou，faxianzijidedongzuoyoudianlei，buyoudewunaidexiaolexiaosuihoufangqile。
zheiyitianwopengdaodeguaishihaizhenbushao，shenmeguaililuanshendeshiqingdoujuzaiyiqizhaoshangmenlaile，zhijiejisuilewohualeershiduonianshijianjianlidesanguan！
xianzaijiusuanshiyougebaihuzilaodaohuranchuxianzaiwodemianqian，gaosuwowoshiwanzhongwuyidexiulianqicai，nenggourangwoxiuzhenchengxian，gujiwodounengxiangxin！
“xiaozi，zaixiangshenmeni，shibushixiangzhezenmetaochuquni？”
wozheiyixiao，pangbianhuranchuanlailelaoguoneiyijingshenshenkezailewonaohailimiandeshengyin。
“nidaodishishenmedongxi，nixiangyaoganshenme？”
wohedeyiduosuo，neishengyinshicongjuliwobudaoliangmideweizhichuanlaide，woganjinniuguotouchaozheneigefangxiangkanleguoqu，sihugangcailaoguozhengbizheyanjing，suoyiwocaimeiyoukandaota。
ercishitazhengkaileyanjingzhihou，shuangyanjuranshirutongmaoyanneiyangzaifanshezhecanlvsedeguangmang。
erlianggeheisedetongkongjingranyesuochengliangtiaoxixian！
neijueduibushirenleideyanjing！
“shirenchengwozuoxiaohu，burushanlinzhuankeshu，bushangwujiashenxianpu，jiumingrujinyechengzu！”
laoguomeiyouzhijiehuidawodehua，fanershikaishiniantaoqileyishoubulunbuleidedayoushi。
zheidayoushilimiandeyisiyijinghenmingbaile，bushangwujiashuodejiushitabushichangjiandedongbeixianjia，ersuoweidexiaohuhejiuming，doushiyizhongdongwudedaicheng。
zheigejiahuonandaoshimaochengjingle？
“猫老太太？”
woshunjianxiangdaolexiaoshihoutingdaodeyigechuanshuogushi，xiayishidewendao。
buguosuihouwojiuyishidao，suoweidemaolaotaitaiyinggaishirensilezhihoubeiheimaoguoqizhaleshi，ercishidelaoguoshentihaishizijide，shenzhishihuorendezhuangtaijiubianchenglezheigeyangzi！
nandaoshuozheigemaojingbimaolaotaihaiyaolihaibucheng？
“haole，wogaosuleniwodeshenfen，xianzaigainigaosuwonideshenfenle！”
laoguolengleleng，meiyoutingdongwodehua，suihouqueshijianshengwendao。
tadeyanshenlimiankaishidaizheyizhongmomingdeshencai，sihushiduiwodehuidayousuoxijiyiban。
wozhenzhuoleyixia，quedingzijizhendemeiyoushenmedifangzhidetaguanian，zheicaishuodao：“wojiushiyigechaiqiangongtou......”
zheihuahaimeiyoushuowan，laoguojiulenghengleyisheng，suihoubuzaitingwoshuohua，ershirutongyigexujiumeiyoujiandaotongbanderenneiyang，genwojiangqiletadezaoyu。
“shuoqilairenshiwanwulingzhang，zhisuoyidongwunenggouxiuchengxianjia，doushizhanlenimenrendeguang，dongbeiwujiadoushizheimelaide！”
“danshixiangwomenzheiyangdefandaomeiyouneimeduodejihui，jiusuanshihaoburongyihuodejihuiyehuibeiwujiadaya！”
laoguodeshengyincongneizhongjianruidezhuangtaibiandeyouxiedichen，sihushixiangdaoleshenmebuhaodeshiqing。
“buguoxianzaihaole，youleniyihou......”
tazhishuoleyibanjiumeiyoujixushuoxiaqu，jiezhesihushicongwoshenbianlikaile。
jimiaozhongzhihou，zheigedifanghuranliangqilejizhanzhuguang，jiangzhouweizhaoshedeyipiantongtou。
wozheicaikanqingchuzhouweideqingxing。
banbobupingdeqiangbi，gaodiqifudedimian，wanquanbuguizedetianhuaban。
zaijiashangouertingdaodeshenshuisheng，zheilifenmingjiushiyigeshenzangyudixiademougedijiaohuozhedixiashi！
waimianyouneimeduodegongren，ruguozheilaohuozhenyaobawotaichuqudehua，kendinghuiyaobeifaxian，suoyiwokendinghaizaixiaomiaodefanweinei，，zhiyushijiuzaidixiahaishiwachuquleyiduanjuli，jiubudeerzhile。
dixiashideguimobushihenda，zhouweiwanquanshikongdangdangdemeiyourenhebaishe，chuleneiliangzhanguiyidezhuhuopangbianyouyigexiaozhuozizhiwai，jingranshishenmedongxidoumeiyoule。
zaineigezhuozishang，sihuyouyigepaizibaizaishangmian，qianmianshiyigexiaoxiaodexianglu，gengshiyoujigexiaodiezibaizailezuiqianfang。
youliangyangdongxiwoshizaikanbuqing，danshizuizhongyangdeneiyidiejueduishitiaoyu。
zheixiaomiaokezhengouxiexingde，shangmianshifotang，xiamianjuranlingwaihaikailegexiaoxiangtang！
kandaoneidieyudeshihou，woyijingyinyuecaidaolepaizishangmianshishenmedongxile！
laoguocongpangbiandejiaoluolimianzoulechulai，yibajiangwotiqijiezherengdaolexiaozhuoziqianmian，suihoujuranshijiekailewoshoushangkunzhedeshengzi。
“跪下！”
tabuzhidaocongshenmedifangzhualaisangenxiang，pingkongdianran，suihousaizailewodeshouli。
“mianduigongzhuoguixia，jiezhewoshuoshenmenijiushuoshenme，worangnizuoshenmewojiuzuoshenme！”
tayibianjuqizijidezhuazizaiwomianqianhuanglaihuangqu，yibianyanluxiongguangshuodao。
zairenyanxiaguo，budebuditou，genghekuangwoxianzaimianduidekebushiren，zheidongxibirenkeqianghanduoyebujiangliduole！
suiranbumingbaita（ta）shishenmeyisi，danshizongguibizhijieyaowominglaidehao，wojieguosangenxiang，miaozhetadedongzuogenzhezuoleqilai。
“zushiliezongjiezaiqian，zhengwodimajiexianyuan，buqiuyuhuahuotongxuan，dannengxiaoyaozairenjian，jinshimaojiuzaishenbian，yutongxiantunanshengtian，guamaxiushanbuwangyan......”
laoguozaiyibianzuilibutingdeniantao，yibianlenglengdekanzhewo。
shuolaiyeguai，suiranzheixiehuahenluosuo，danshilanglangshangkouwojuranzhitingleyibianjiugenzheniantaolexialai。
suizhewoshuodehuayuelaiyueduo，zuihounaozijuranyuelaiyuechihuan，lianwozijidoutingbuqingwozijizaishuoshenmele。
erzaiwodeshenbian，laoguoyanzhongdeliangguangzhengzaizhujianbianan，youandedengguangxia，zaiwozijimeiyouzhuyideqingkuangxiawodeyanjingzhengzaizhujianbianliang，shenzhitongkongyekaishisuoxiaoleqilai。
就好像是猫一样！
轰！“哗啦！”
jiuzaiwomimihuhujiuyaoshiquyishideshihou，hurantingdaohoumianchuanlaileyizhenjuxiang，jiezhejiushinitudakuaituoluodeshengyin，likejiudaduanlewodehua。
wobeizheishengyinyihe，duosuoleyixialikezhuanshenkanqu。