第5章
zhaohaomanyandebuzhisuocuo，haishibuqingchuhuangyeyeciyihejie。
kanzhehaodasunneichongmanruizhidedayanjingzhuzi，zhaoqianzhijiepailexiazijidenaomen。
zaoniea，dangchuzijizenmejiuxuanlezheimegewanyierdanghuangdi。
youjideyiqian，zheihuangsunkebushizheiyangde。
“叮！”
“zigutianjiawuenyi，xuanwumenqianwendaoqiang！”
“duomingxuanwumenrenwuwancheng！”
“jianglifanlaohaitongdanliangmei，jianglijinqiangbudaowanshike。”
“？？？”
zhaoqianyileng，fanlaohaitongdantachiguo，danshizheijinqiangbudaowan，shizijixiangdeneizhongma？
zhishizijiyeyongbushanga。
bijingtakeshiershihaozhongpaoshou，jiangjiuyigezhanliqianghan，chijiuliqiang。
buguozijiyougepengyou，yinggainenghaiyongdeshangzheidongxi。
zijikeyimianweiqinan，bangzheigepengyoushishi。
bailebaishou，longnianzhuanxiangchaotaijigongfangxiangxingqu。
renwuyijingwanchengle，goucaixiangquzhuneizongrenfuni。
zhaoqianlikai，xiangkunlunkuobulaidaozhaohaogenqian。
“陛下，请吧！”
zhaoqianmeiyouxialing，neiyisijiushiyaojiangduifangruanjin。
“嗯！”
zhaohaobiaoxiandeyichangshuncong，jingzhibeiyasonghuilezijideqingong。
jindaowuli，zhaohaomanlianzhengning，nahaiyouzhiqiandeweinuo。
zheicishitameiyousuandao，qichayizhe。
budanbeizijihuangyeyedianjishangle，erqiehaizhesunlexinkujizandebabaijingruisishi。
zuiguanjiandeshitadewangpai，zuobangyoubeiximufengyeyishenxunguo。
可谓是大获全败。
mozhemianqiandejinzhu，zhaohaoyanzhongmanshibeichuang。
zheishiximufengzainanyuezhengzhandeshihoujiaohuodeguobao，tedisongjizijide。
“ximufeng，nifangxin，nidexishengjuebuhuibaifei，xijiajiangyinniliuchuanqiangu！”
“huangyeye，nizhendeyiweisunerzhiyouzheidianbenlingma？zhendenenglichaohunidexiangxiang。”
“meiyoushazhen，nibijianghuiyincihouhui！”
“zhen，huichengweizheihuaxiaweiyidewangzhe，kanzheba！”
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zhaoqianhuidaozijideqingong，bingqizuoyouzhihoukaishiduanxiangshouzhongdeyaowan。
fanlaohaitongdanshilvsede，erzheijinqiangbudaowanzeshihuangsede，kanzhejincancande，genneixiesizaizijidaoxiadeguifangshiliandedanyaohenxiang。
wupinmingcheng：jinqiangbudaowan
xiaoguo：shiyongketigaoshentijineng，rangnijingshenhuanfa，wudiyushi。
jieshao：nixiangzhonghuishibasuidedianfengma？jinqiangbudaowankeyichengjiunixinzhongdejizhimengxiang。
xitongchupin，bishujingpin，yeyushinvbushimeng。
guoran，zheijinqiangbudaowanhaizhenshizheidongxi。
zijikendingshiyongbushangde，zhishizijipengyouhenxuyao。
tazheimehaoderen，ziranshiyaobangduifangshiyixiade。
“黄裳！”
“奴婢在！”
“xuanshigexiunvguolai，yaoshaode，kuai！”
“？？？”
黄裳人都傻了。
nigangcaijiunonglesigele，xianzaiyouyaodashige？
bixia，nindaodiyaonaonayanga！
真不想活了？
最后的疯狂吗？
“lengzheganma，haibukuaiqu？”
putongyisheng，huangshangzhijieguizailedishang：“bixia，longtizhongyaoa！”
“gunyibianqu，laozihaiyongnilaicaoxin？”
zhaoqianwuyu，taniangde，laozihaiyongdezhenilaishuo？
nizhidaogepi，zhenshiweilebangneipengyoushiyanjinqiangbudaowan。
“nubi...nubizunzhi！”
huangshangtanlekouqi，zhinengzhuanshenlikai。
henkuaishimingxiunvjiubeianpaidaowei，yishuidefengxiongfeitun，yanhuanfeishou，zuiguanjiandeshizheixierenquandoushenchuanheisihenvpuzhuang，toushanghaidaizheyiduituerduo。
heisishizhaoqianhuafeizhongjin，yongtiancansiheheijinranzhiercheng，meiyitaodoushihuafeijuwan。
kanzhezheixierenhuangshangyeshitanlekouqi。
seshiguaguzhidao，xiwanghuangzhonghuangnengtingguozheiyiguanba。
haihaozijishigebuwanzhengdenanren，yinggainengjianghuangzhonghuangsongzou。
daoshihouzijijiupeizanghuangling，zaidixiajixuchihoubixia。
“huangzhonghuang，xiunvdaole！”
“送进来吧！”
“遵旨！”
dianmenbeituikai，shigexiunvyuyueerjin。
zhaoqianduanzuozailongyizhishang，youruyikelaosongzuodezhitingtingde。
“皇中皇！”
shirenyiqichongzhezhaoqianxingli。
yikoujiangjinqiangbudaowantunxia，yigurelizhijieyongxiangsizhibaihai，jingubangyeshidayouchongpotianyuzhishi。
“nimenxiaoxinle，beiwozhuadaole，keyaobeichoule！”
taochuzaojiuzhunbeihaodemengyanbu，xizaiyanshang，jiuchaoxiunvmenmoleguoqu。
“huangzhonghuang，wozaizheili！”
“zheili，nubizaizhei！”
“huangzhonghuang，kuailaizhuawoa！”
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tingzhelimianneicierdeshengyin，huangshangbuyoudetanlekouqi。
bixiaabixia，ninkedeyouzhediana。
bijingninyijingbashisuile，zheiyaoshichugechacuo，huaxiazhendeyaotianfandifule。
budebushuoxitongchupinbishujingpin。
jinqiangbudaowanfuxia，zhaoqianbudanganjuezijijiuzhanbushuai，zuiguanjiandeshizijitiliwuxian，jingliwuqiong。
buguanzenyang，doubuhuilei。
shigexiunvdongdaoxiwaidetangzaichuangshang，quandoushenpilijie，lianshouzhitoudoudongbudongle。
zhaoqianchuanhaolongpaoqishenwaichu，yituimenyijingtianseweiliang。
“ri，zheihaimeiganjuezenyangni，yijingyiyele？”
huangshangguidi，yanzhongdezhenjingyijingwuyijiafule。
zheiyiye，tatingdezhenqie。
duifangkeshishidashidefenzhanleyiye。
zheishibaxunlaohannengzuochulaideshiqingma？
简直是非人类。
huiguangfanzhaoyebushizheimefandeba。
“huangzhonghuang...nin...ninmeishiba！”
chouleyanshenqingqishuangdezhaoqian，huangshangduoshaoyouxieyouyu。
“老子有啥事？”
denglehuangshangyiyan，zhaoqianshenlegelanyao，duoshaonianle，taconglaimeiganjueshentizheimeshushuangguo。
“命！”
huangshangditou，dengdaizhaoqianshixia。
“qunchenjinjian，zhenyaoqinlinchaotang！”
“遵旨！”
zhaoqiankanzhejianjianshengqidetaiyang，yanzhongmanshixiaoyi。
zhenguozhenshitianmingzhizi，zhonghuoyishishiba。
neijiubahuaxiakangzaijianbangshang，zaichongyiciba。
jinluandianzhong，qunchenzhanli，dengdaihuangdidedaolai。
jiuzaitamendengdaideshihou，yigeshengyinhuanhuanxiangqi。
“太上皇中皇到！”
yigepangdadeyinyinghuanhuanchuxianzaijinluandianmenkou，zhengshizhaoqiandelongnian。
“？？？”
suoyourendoushiyileng，yanzhongmanshizhenjing。
taishanghuangyijingshinianmeishangguojinluandianle，turanzhicisuoweiheshi？
难道？
shunjiantamenjiuyoulemousuan，dalegehanzhan。
zhaoqianhuanhuanzouxialongnian，qunchenlimaguidi，gaohuwanwansui。
meiyoudalizheixieren，zhaoqianjingzhishanglehuangjintai，zuozailelongyizhishang。
zhaoqianzaiqian，zhaohaozaoyibeianpaizailedianhou。
tajintianjiuyaorangzijineihaodasunkankan，tanengchundaohezhongdibu。
zhaoqianbuyu，neixiedachenyebuganzhanqilai，zhinengzaidishangguizhe。
“zhencilai，zhiweiyijianshi，bixiamoufan，yijingbeizhenzhenya！”
“？？？”
suoyourendoushale，zijitingdaoleshenme？
bixiamoufanhaibeizhenyale。
zheishiqingzenmetingdeneimeguiyini？
nimenyigeyeyeyigesunzi，zheishiyaonaonayanga。
zhaohaozaidadianzhihou，yanzhongmanshideyi。
huangyeyeahuangyeye，ninlikaihuaxiazhengtandeshijiantaizhangle。
zheixierenzaojiushizhendegongguzhichenle。
napaninjiangwonaxiayounengzenyang？
zijidechengongkedoushizhongzhenbuqudeqingliumingshi，tamenkendinghuiqunqifankang，rangnihaizhengyuzhende。
haishuowochunhuo，zhenzhengchundeshinin。
libushangshulimizhijiekoushou：“huangzhonghuang，bixiadaoditaiguonianqingle，chenqinghuangzhonghuangfeidi，zhongxinzhizhangtianxiaquanbing！”
“臣请废帝！”
“臣请废帝！”
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