第1章
jialidelaoniangshuo,woshizaidongbeitaiyeyejiachushengde,neitianzhenghaoshixinchouniankuihairi,yinrichongyangshi,minggecuiruo,wuxingniluan,yibazhangshengsuoguadaolewodebozishang,wodemingziyeyoucierlai...
我叫,徐长生。
banzhewoyiqichushidehaiyouxiongkoushangdeyigeqiguaiderouliu。
zheirouliuyibanhongyibanbai,ruoshijiaomijikongjuzhekanle,pashihuidangchangheyunguoqu。
jieshengposhuowoxiongkouderouliunaishibuxiangzhizhao,neigeniandai,yaoyanshihuisuizhefengpiaodaodaorenshangde,nongbuhao,jiuhuihaisiren。
taiyeyenachuguonianbeideshikebaicaiheyikuangjidanduzhulejieshengpodezui。
daolewoshangxiaoxuedeshihou,taiyeyejilewoyigehongmuhezi,shuoshiyudaoguiguai,huoshitingdaobeihouyourenhan“xuzhanshan”zheisangezideshihoujiudakaita。
zheihongmuheziwoyeyizhisuishenxiedai,xiaoxue,gaozhong,zhidaodayineinian。
daxuebijiaofangsong,shuyuzijideshijianyeduo,yidaozhoumomeike,woheshiyoupangzijiuquwangbabaosu。
yinweishizhoumo,taochulaishangwangdezhongxueshengyebushao,neiyiwan,renhenduo。
“ai,wozheishiyishusuanming,buhuidayouxi。”
shipinduimian,yigebaichenshandemiaolingnvzimanlianbujiedeshuozhe。
“zheigenhuibuhuidayouximeiyouguanxi,wojiushixiangrangnibangwosuanyisuan,zheigecaijueshashihounengbaochulai。”
benlaiwoshixiangjiyouxilaochongdashipinde,danshiyinchayangcuodedadaoleyigesuanmingdeneier,neigeniandaishipinduoshijishishoufeide,yidanjietong,jiushisankuai,suoxing,wojuedinghaishidamanyigexiaoshi,fouzejiutaikuile。
“...xingba,nibashipindakai,duizhunnideyouxijiemian,woshiyishi。”
yitingdaozheier,woyelaijingle,dakaipangbiandeshexiangtou。
“yi?nihoubianneishi!?”
“我后边?”
pingmuneitoudesuanmingnvpadaoshexiangtouqian,yongshouzhigougoudezhizhewodeshenhou。
wodunshilenghanzhimao,danbijingwoshijieshougaodengjiaoyudedaxuesheng,wobingzheqizhuantouyikan:“shaa?xiangpianwo?shibushixiangguadianhua?”
“bushi!zhendeyoudongxi!haoxiangshiyishuangxiezainihoumianluanhuang!”
当啷.....
ninshoudaoyizhangtupian...
womeigujineimeduo,zhijiedakaitupian。
“我凑!”
shuoshihuagangkandaoneizhangjietudeshihouwozhendehehuaile,danshiwomashangjiuyongwodelixingzhanshenglezheiyimu:“pdebucuo,nixianzaijiwokankanyouxizhuangbeishashihounengbaochulai,xiaoyequniaoniao。”
“ai!biezoua...”
卫生间。
“pu...zhentmlianga...”
xiaojieguohou,wozoudaoxishouchipang,mengdichaozijilianshanghulejidabaliangshui。
“嗯?这是...”
bozishanglianggexuelinlindeshouzhangyinzhaoranruoshi。
尼玛...
wopengqiliangshuifengkuangdewangzijidebozishangliao,wobuxiwangzheishizhende,woxiangcadiaota!!!
擦不掉,完了...
ziwotaiyeyeneidaikaishi,daowoyeye,qushizhiqianshenshangdouhuichuxianlianggexueshouyin,yeyedezaihoubeishang,taiyeyedezainaomenshang...
erwodejuranzaibozishang。
yiguguimideqifenshunjianbumanlekongdangdangdeweishengjian。
“pada...pada...”
“谁在那!”
shenhoudegejianlichuanchulaiyishengshengdeqingkousheng,woyiweishipangzideezuoju,zoudangqianqubamenyilakai。
里面什么都没有。
“made,nandaozhenyujianleneidongxibucheng?”
gubudeduoxiang,wopaohuilezijidejiwei。
diannaodaijile,heiping,wogangzuoxiazhunbeidaliangbayouxifangsongfangsong。
yishuangminghuanghuangdexiaohongxieheranchuxianzaiwodetouding,erqie,nengqingxidekandao,neixiaohongxiemingxianshizaixiajiangde!
pada...pada...
neishuangxiaohongxiekejiwodeyizi,fachupadapadadeshengyin,wodangshijiuhemale,yidongbugandong。
对了!
那个算命的!
“wei!wei!nibaerjidaishang!tingwoshuo!”
wodaishangerji,anzhaoneirendeshuofa,bashexiangtouduizhunleziji。
tongguoshexiangtoukandegengquan,yishuangxiaohongxie,yixibaiyi,haowuxuesedebozi...
naodaihaikanbudao,huoshixiajiangdegaodubugou。
“nixianzaianwoshuodezuo,fouzenijiudengsiba。”
“zheidaodishishenme...”
“吊死鬼。”
吊死鬼?
womanlianxingxingdekanzheshipinhuamianlineizhihuanhuanxiajiangdediaosigui。
“woshengpingyemeiyouzuoguoshenmeshangtianhailideshier,weishenmehuizhaoshangwoni?”
“hongyibaixieshiweiligui,baiyihongxieshiweixionggui,liguiduomingbuchanren,xiongguichanrenhaijiudai!nihaohaoxiangxiang,shibushinijialirendezuiguoshenmeren,youmeiyourengennishuoguoshenme。”
jialiren...taiyeye!?
红木盒子!!!
woxiangqilaile,zhiqiantaiyeyeshuoguo,weijiguantouyaobahezidakai,limianyoubaomingdefazi,huiqinshi!
wozhaixiaerji,zhuantoujiuxiangmenwaipaoqu。
“wei!!!nixianzaibunengchuqu,zheilirenduoyangqizhong,nizheishihouchuqujiushizhaosia!!”
林县某高档小区。
白衬衣妙龄少女。
“neigediaosiguidejinzhizuiduohainengkangshifenbafende,neixiaozimeijiule。”
......
guoleqianmiandelukoujiudaoxuexiaole。
hunandexiaolu,zhipingyizhanfanhuangdeludengzhaoming。
“made...yebuzhidaobadengxiuyixiu。”
yuanbenbuliangdeludeng,tingwanwozheihua,zhijiemiele。
liangyishunjianyongshangxintou,wogubudeduoxiang,ganjinpao。
胜利就在前方。
“汪!汪!”
yitiaoheigoucongpangbiandehutongmengdicuanchulai,zhijiejiwohedetanzuozailedishang。
“徐占山!!!”
“谁!?”
neiju“xuzhanshan”sishiyoumoliyiban,jiazhiwodehaoqixin。
我转头了。
heiyezhongyizhangmohudelianzhujianqingxi。
banmizhangdeshetou,kongdongdeyanshen,zuizhijiekaidaoleerduoxiamian,minguodefashi,haiyoumanshendebaiyi,heneishuangxiaohongxie!!!
zheinvrenbushizoulaide,shipiaolaide!
“别过来!!!”
“嗝!”
neihongxienvguimengdiwangqianyichong,wofaxianzijidongbulele。
yishuangbingliangdedashousisidekazhulewodeyanhou。
huran,wojuedeyanqianyihei。
wanle...zheitamashiguishangshenle!
woganjuewodehoulongyuelaiyuexi,chuanbuguoqile。
jiushisiwoyedesigemingbaia!
“weishenme...yaoshawo...”
哧!哧!哧!
wonengganshoudaowodeshentizaidong,danwokongzhibule。
嘭!
wobeineinvguisisideshuaizaileqiangshang。
takongzhizhewo,wowulihaiji,guizaidishang,bayifumengdaolezijidetoushang。
喘不上气了!!!
好难受!!
“zheishouyinyuanlaishizheinvguide,daodiyouduodadeyuanchou,yaohuohaiwoxujiasidai!!!”
咳咳...咳...
zheishixiangrangwoxujiajuehoua!
wobuxingle,yishiyaoxiaosanle。
neinvguikongzhizhewo,mianmenzhijizhuanqiang。
我胸口的肉瘤破了。
“daodiyoumeiyourenguan...zhei...guia!”
rouliuzaiwohunsizhihoujuranfachuleyiyangdehongguang。
“啊!!!”
zainvguiyishengqicandesiliehou。
能喘气儿了。
啪!啪!啪!
“长生!”