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jialidelaoniangshuo,woshizaidongbeitaiyeyejiachushengde,neitianzhenghaoshixinchouniankuihairi,yinrichongyangshi,minggecuiruo,wuxingniluan,yibazhangshengsuoguadaolewodebozishang,wodemingziyeyoucierlai...

我叫,徐长生。

banzhewoyiqichushidehaiyouxiongkoushangdeyigeqiguaiderouliu。

zheirouliuyibanhongyibanbai,ruoshijiaomijikongjuzhekanle,pashihuidangchangheyunguoqu。

jieshengposhuowoxiongkouderouliunaishibuxiangzhizhao,neigeniandai,yaoyanshihuisuizhefengpiaodaodaorenshangde,nongbuhao,jiuhuihaisiren。

taiyeyenachuguonianbeideshikebaicaiheyikuangjidanduzhulejieshengpodezui。

daolewoshangxiaoxuedeshihou,taiyeyejilewoyigehongmuhezi,shuoshiyudaoguiguai,huoshitingdaobeihouyourenhan“xuzhanshan”zheisangezideshihoujiudakaita。

zheihongmuheziwoyeyizhisuishenxiedai,xiaoxue,gaozhong,zhidaodayineinian。

daxuebijiaofangsong,shuyuzijideshijianyeduo,yidaozhoumomeike,woheshiyoupangzijiuquwangbabaosu。

yinweishizhoumo,taochulaishangwangdezhongxueshengyebushao,neiyiwan,renhenduo。

“ai,wozheishiyishusuanming,buhuidayouxi。”

shipinduimian,yigebaichenshandemiaolingnvzimanlianbujiedeshuozhe。

“zheigenhuibuhuidayouximeiyouguanxi,wojiushixiangrangnibangwosuanyisuan,zheigecaijueshashihounengbaochulai。”

benlaiwoshixiangjiyouxilaochongdashipinde,danshiyinchayangcuodedadaoleyigesuanmingdeneier,neigeniandaishipinduoshijishishoufeide,yidanjietong,jiushisankuai,suoxing,wojuedinghaishidamanyigexiaoshi,fouzejiutaikuile。

“...xingba,nibashipindakai,duizhunnideyouxijiemian,woshiyishi。”

yitingdaozheier,woyelaijingle,dakaipangbiandeshexiangtou。

“yi?nihoubianneishi!?”

“我后边?”

pingmuneitoudesuanmingnvpadaoshexiangtouqian,yongshouzhigougoudezhizhewodeshenhou。

wodunshilenghanzhimao,danbijingwoshijieshougaodengjiaoyudedaxuesheng,wobingzheqizhuantouyikan:“shaa?xiangpianwo?shibushixiangguadianhua?”

“bushi!zhendeyoudongxi!haoxiangshiyishuangxiezainihoumianluanhuang!”

当啷.....

ninshoudaoyizhangtupian...

womeigujineimeduo,zhijiedakaitupian。

“我凑!”

shuoshihuagangkandaoneizhangjietudeshihouwozhendehehuaile,danshiwomashangjiuyongwodelixingzhanshenglezheiyimu:“pdebucuo,nixianzaijiwokankanyouxizhuangbeishashihounengbaochulai,xiaoyequniaoniao。”

“ai!biezoua...”

卫生间。

“pu...zhentmlianga...”

xiaojieguohou,wozoudaoxishouchipang,mengdichaozijilianshanghulejidabaliangshui。

“嗯?这是...”

bozishanglianggexuelinlindeshouzhangyinzhaoranruoshi。

尼玛...

wopengqiliangshuifengkuangdewangzijidebozishangliao,wobuxiwangzheishizhende,woxiangcadiaota!!!

擦不掉,完了...

ziwotaiyeyeneidaikaishi,daowoyeye,qushizhiqianshenshangdouhuichuxianlianggexueshouyin,yeyedezaihoubeishang,taiyeyedezainaomenshang...

erwodejuranzaibozishang。

yiguguimideqifenshunjianbumanlekongdangdangdeweishengjian。

“pada...pada...”

“谁在那!”

shenhoudegejianlichuanchulaiyishengshengdeqingkousheng,woyiweishipangzideezuoju,zoudangqianqubamenyilakai。

里面什么都没有。

“made,nandaozhenyujianleneidongxibucheng?”

gubudeduoxiang,wopaohuilezijidejiwei。

diannaodaijile,heiping,wogangzuoxiazhunbeidaliangbayouxifangsongfangsong。

yishuangminghuanghuangdexiaohongxieheranchuxianzaiwodetouding,erqie,nengqingxidekandao,neixiaohongxiemingxianshizaixiajiangde!

pada...pada...

neishuangxiaohongxiekejiwodeyizi,fachupadapadadeshengyin,wodangshijiuhemale,yidongbugandong。

对了!

那个算命的!

“wei!wei!nibaerjidaishang!tingwoshuo!”

wodaishangerji,anzhaoneirendeshuofa,bashexiangtouduizhunleziji。

tongguoshexiangtoukandegengquan,yishuangxiaohongxie,yixibaiyi,haowuxuesedebozi...

naodaihaikanbudao,huoshixiajiangdegaodubugou。

“nixianzaianwoshuodezuo,fouzenijiudengsiba。”

“zheidaodishishenme...”

“吊死鬼。”

吊死鬼?

womanlianxingxingdekanzheshipinhuamianlineizhihuanhuanxiajiangdediaosigui。

“woshengpingyemeiyouzuoguoshenmeshangtianhailideshier,weishenmehuizhaoshangwoni?”

“hongyibaixieshiweiligui,baiyihongxieshiweixionggui,liguiduomingbuchanren,xiongguichanrenhaijiudai!nihaohaoxiangxiang,shibushinijialirendezuiguoshenmeren,youmeiyourengennishuoguoshenme。”

jialiren...taiyeye!?

红木盒子!!!

woxiangqilaile,zhiqiantaiyeyeshuoguo,weijiguantouyaobahezidakai,limianyoubaomingdefazi,huiqinshi!

wozhaixiaerji,zhuantoujiuxiangmenwaipaoqu。

“wei!!!nixianzaibunengchuqu,zheilirenduoyangqizhong,nizheishihouchuqujiushizhaosia!!”

林县某高档小区。

白衬衣妙龄少女。

“neigediaosiguidejinzhizuiduohainengkangshifenbafende,neixiaozimeijiule。”

......

guoleqianmiandelukoujiudaoxuexiaole。

hunandexiaolu,zhipingyizhanfanhuangdeludengzhaoming。

“made...yebuzhidaobadengxiuyixiu。”

yuanbenbuliangdeludeng,tingwanwozheihua,zhijiemiele。

liangyishunjianyongshangxintou,wogubudeduoxiang,ganjinpao。

胜利就在前方。

“汪!汪!”

yitiaoheigoucongpangbiandehutongmengdicuanchulai,zhijiejiwohedetanzuozailedishang。

“徐占山!!!”

“谁!?”

neiju“xuzhanshan”sishiyoumoliyiban,jiazhiwodehaoqixin。

我转头了。

heiyezhongyizhangmohudelianzhujianqingxi。

banmizhangdeshetou,kongdongdeyanshen,zuizhijiekaidaoleerduoxiamian,minguodefashi,haiyoumanshendebaiyi,heneishuangxiaohongxie!!!

zheinvrenbushizoulaide,shipiaolaide!

“别过来!!!”

“嗝!”

neihongxienvguimengdiwangqianyichong,wofaxianzijidongbulele。

yishuangbingliangdedashousisidekazhulewodeyanhou。

huran,wojuedeyanqianyihei。

wanle...zheitamashiguishangshenle!

woganjuewodehoulongyuelaiyuexi,chuanbuguoqile。

jiushisiwoyedesigemingbaia!

“weishenme...yaoshawo...”

哧!哧!哧!

wonengganshoudaowodeshentizaidong,danwokongzhibule。

嘭!

wobeineinvguisisideshuaizaileqiangshang。

takongzhizhewo,wowulihaiji,guizaidishang,bayifumengdaolezijidetoushang。

喘不上气了!!!

好难受!!

“zheishouyinyuanlaishizheinvguide,daodiyouduodadeyuanchou,yaohuohaiwoxujiasidai!!!”

咳咳...咳...

zheishixiangrangwoxujiajuehoua!

wobuxingle,yishiyaoxiaosanle。

neinvguikongzhizhewo,mianmenzhijizhuanqiang。

我胸口的肉瘤破了。

“daodiyoumeiyourenguan...zhei...guia!”

rouliuzaiwohunsizhihoujuranfachuleyiyangdehongguang。

“啊!!!”

zainvguiyishengqicandesiliehou。

能喘气儿了。

啪!啪!啪!

“长生!”