“zheige**bunengyao，yizhixiushudoubianyileta！”
“kebushi，shilibaxiangde，zancongmeitingshuoguozheizhongshi，zijiananrenbuhaoshengsihouzhe，pianshengquxiaoxiangbiedehanzi，haieshangleyangjuren，shenweinvren，wodousaodehuang。”
“lizhengshuole，qinjiazheipozi，bidejinzhulongcainengxiefen！”
yizhenzhenmomingdeshengyincuanruerzhong。
limingyuetoutongyuliedezhengkaileyanjing。
这是……哪？
tagangyouxieyiwen，naozhongbiancuanruleyigumoshengdejiyi。
haimeixiaohuawan，tuishanghudezhongzhongdeyiji，zhenggeshentibeirenchuaidaozaidi，liangzhibeibangyebeirenjixiechile。
“lishoutao，nizheigebuzhixiuchidedongxi！”qinghecundelizheng，weiyandezuozaigaoweishang，yishouzhizheta，“jintianwobixuyaojiyangjiayigejiaodai，lairen，batabangshangjinzhulong！”
浸猪笼！
“dengdeng！dengyideng！”limingyuegaoshenghan。
“nihaixiangdengshenme？”yangjurendezumuyanglaopozipeideyikounongtantuzaitadelianshang，“yaobushiwoqizaohuijia，wosunerdeqingbaijiuyaobeinijihuile，nizheigechoubuyaoliandenvren，gan**lezuanwoerdechuang，jintianwojiuyaobani**lerengheliqu！”
limingyuebaikoumobian，zhidejijidehan，“dengdengwodefujun！”
“夫君！哈哈哈！”
kanrenaoderenjingshiquandouxiaoleqilai！
“lishoutao，doudaozheigeshihoule，nihaizhiwangzheqinyabanenglinibucheng？”
“tayaoshinengdajiuni，neitajiubushinanren！”
zigu，jiumeiyounanrennengrenshoutoushangdailvmaozide！
qinjunzesuiranshigeyaba，dantashinanren，jiubuhuiliwai！
“junze，woyijingzhihuiguole，qinlaopozishuole，nirenyouwochuzhi。”lizhengduozheguaizhang，yanjingdengdetongluoyiyangda，“nimenhaibukuaibatajibangqilai！”
sanwugedahankuaibuzoushangqian，nazhecaoshenghuluandewangxiatao。
limingyuepinmingdezhengtuo，dangenbenzhengtuobukai。
neiyanglaopozizhangzheyouli，chaozhezhuganpilipaladezhaozhetadezuiyidunkuangchou。
疼疼疼……
limingyuetagangchuanguolai，shentiyidianliqiyewu，duoshanbude，lianshangyingshengshengaizhe，cilaladeteng。
henkuai，tadeshoujiaodoubeibangleqilai，jigedahannazhezangchoudebutiaodutadezui。
啊？
zheibuhuizhendeyaojinzhulongba？
yanglaopozineizhuganyougaogaoshuqi，limingyuexiayishidesuoqibozi。
啪！
erbianmendeyisheng，lianshangquebutong。
limingyueganjintaitoukanleyan，zhijianyidaoqingshoudeshenyingdangzaileshenqian。
“zenmezhe，qinyaba，zheizhongnvrennihaiyao？”yanglaopozidengzhejingmingdeshuangyan。
qinjunzedixiatou，mianwubiaoqingdekanleyixia。
limingyuejianzhuanglijizhengzha，wuwuwu……jiuwojiuwo，wobuyaojinzhulong！
啪嗒。
qinjunzesakaileshou，momodetuidaoleyibian。
周围人群拍掌喝彩！
“zuodehao，zheizhongnvrendasidouhuogai！”
李明月……
tajimeinongyandekanzheneixiushoupangguanzhanzaiyibiandeqingjunnanzi。
nanzishengaotuizhang，jiankuanyaozhai，meifengsongli，bilianggaoting，lianxiaedoushiwuyulunbideqingjuan，suichuandeqiongsuan，danzairenqunzhongquefenwaichutiao，ketaqueshiliankandoubuzaikanzijiyiyan。