第五章来个大鸡腿

“keke!”cuimingjianerrendouzhigougoudikanzheduifang,neiqifenjiuxiangningguleyiyang,xiandeyoudianganga。

taqingleqingsangzi,ganmangdaduanerren,kaishijierrenjieshaobici。

cuimingxianzhixiangluchen,lianshangdaizhecanlandexiaorongshuodao:

“zheiweishiluchen,woxiaolaodi,sheyingxidegaocaishengni。tapaizhaokeyouyitaole,paichulaidezhaopianneijiaoyigehaokan。linyia,niyaoshixiangpaiyixieyishuzhaohuozhejinianzhaozhileide,youjihuinijiuzhaotajinipaizhaopian,baozhengrangnimanyi。”

linyitingdaocuimingdehua,yanjingyiliang,jiuxiangliangkexingxingshanshuoleyixia,ranhoulianliandiantou。

jiezhe,cuimingyoubamuguangzhuanxianglinyi,yanshenlidaizheyisiqinqiedishuo:

“zheiweishiwogaozhongshiqidexiaoxuemeilinyi,xueboyinde。tachanggeneikeshixiangdanghaoting,jiuxiangbailingniaoyiyangwanzhuan。luchennibushiaiquktvchanggeme,yihouyaoshiyouchanggedexiangfa,jiuzhaotayiqiqu,rangtajinizhidianzhidian。”

luchentingdaozheili,limaoxingdishenchushou,yanjingkanzhelinyi,wenhedishuo:“nihao!”

linyiyejimangshenchuzijideshou,lianshangdaizhexiusedexiaoronghuiyingdao:“nihao!”

errendeshouqingqingyiwo,youhenkuaisongkai,zhishijiandandidaleshengzhaohu。

“lushige,keyitianjianiweixinme?”linyideshengyinqingqingxiangqi,yanjinglidaizheyisiqidai。

“我扫你!”

linyijiuxiangyizhiminjiedexiaosongshuyiyang,xunsutaochuleshouji,ranhouyanjingliangjingjingdikanzheluchen,neiyanshenlimanshijiqieyuqidai,jiuneiyangjingjingdidengdaizheluchendedongzuo。

luchenkanzhetazheifumoyang,renbuzhufameng。

taganjuezheiyimuzenmeyoudianshuxia!

tayetaochushouji,shuliandidiaochuleerweima。jiuzaizheishi,shoujilichuanlaiyishengqingcuide“di”deyisheng,yucitongshi,shoujipingmushangdanchuleyitiaotishi:linzhongxiaolufalaihaoyoushenqing。

luchenmeiyousihaoyouyu,shouzhiqingqingyidian,luofanchentongyilenidehaoyoushenqing。

linyikandaoluchendeweixinming“luofanchen”hou,yanjinglimanshijingxiyuzanshang,talianshengshuodao:“luxuezhang,weixinmingqidezhenhaoting,luorufanjiandechenguang,taishiyilangmanleba!

luchenkandaoduimianlinyidefanying,xinzhongturanyongqiyizhongqitedeganjue。

ruoshizaodianlaizheitongtayaoweixin,ranhoudangtamianshanchu,tajuebuhuishengqi。

“nidemingziyehenhaoting,linzhongdexiaolu,wodouyouhuamianganle!”

“keke,niliangtaigaleba,wodouyaokougesanshiyitingle!”cuimingzaiyipangshizairenbuzhule,tayibiandashengdikesouzhe,yibiandaqudao。

tadelianshangdaizhexixuedexiaorong,yanjingzailuchenhelinyizhijianlaihuisaoshizhe,sihuxiangyaokantamenchuqiudeyangzi。

linyitinghouxiukuidedixialetou,tadelianjiuxiangshutoudepingguoyiyanghongtoule。

ganggangcuimingdedaqurangtajuedeyouxienanweiqing,tadeshuangshoubuzijuedibainongzheyijiao,yanjingyebuganzaikanluchen。

luchenzelianmangzhuanyihuati,tabuxiangrangzheizhongyouxiegangadeqifenchixuxiaqu。

tazuijiaoweiweishangyang,yanjinglidaizheyisiqidai,qingshengwendao:“duilexuezhang,wanshangwoxianghuanshougekeyime?neishougewobutaihuichang!”

“???”

cuimingyonglandikaozaiyibeishang,shouliwozhekeleguan,tingwenzheihua,bujinbumandiminleyikoukele。

nei“gulugulu”deshengyinzaizheilvexianchenmendekongjianligewaiqingxi,hewanhou,taliekaizuixiaolexiao,shuodao:“nizhiyaogequzhengnengliangjiuxing。”

qishia,zaicuimingxinli,luchenchangshenmegegenbenjiubuzhongyao。

tajiupanzheluchennenglaiwanhuilugemianjiuwanquanok,muqianzheidaxuewanhui,jianzhijiushiyitansishui,nayoushenmexiyinli。

meiciwanhui,neijiemujiuxiangshifuzhizhantiedeyiyang。

changgefanlaifuqujiuneimejishouge,yishouyishouxiangshichuanleweidecai,buguanshisheilaifanchang,changchulaidediaodiaodouqianpianyilv,haowuxinyikeyan,jiuxianglaojiudefengxianglaqilaifachudeshengyin,chenmenyoufawei。

zaikankanneixiexiaopin,dazhehongyangzhengnengliangdeqihao,qingjielaotaodebuxianghua。meicikandaowutaishangyourenbaojiaozi,taxinlijiubujinfanbaiyan,zheidouchenglegudingdetaolule,nayoushenmexiaodiankexun。

zhiyuwudaoma,neixiexueshengtiaowu,weilezunxunsuoweidezhengtongyaoqiu,chuanzhedouguiguijujude,yidiandoububaolu,jiuxiangyiqunbeikuangzhuleshoujiaodemuouzaijixiediwudong,kanzhedourangrentibuqixingqu。

danshizhiyaoyouluchencanjia,neiqingkuangkejiudabuyiyangle。

luchenjiuxiangshiconghualizouchulaidepianpiangongzi,wangwutaineieryizhan,jianzhijiushiyidaoyaoyanderangrenyibukaiyandefengjing。

tayichuxian,jiufangfoyouyikuaijudadecishi,nengbazhouweidenvtongxuequandouxiyinguoqu。

nvtongxuemenxiangyiqunhuankuaideniaoer,jijizhazhadiweilongguolai,erzhiyaonvshenglaideduole,neixienanshengjiuxiangshibeihuaxiangxiyindemifeng,yegenzhecouleguolai。

luchenyanranchengweilexuexiaowanhuiderenqizhaopai,gedayuanxidewanhuidouzhengzheqiangzheyaotaquchangge。

buguoni,zheiluchenyeyougeguaipi。

zhiyaoshinvshenglaiyaoqingtacanjiahuodong,tajiubaichuyifuaidabulideyangzi,haoxiangneixienvshengshenshangzhangleciside。

keyaoshinanshenglaiyaoqing,tajiumanlianxiaorong,shouchongruojingdemoyang,fangfoshoudaolemodaderongxing,neitaidujianzhishiyigetianshangyigedixia。

tazheizhongzuofaa,wanwanquanquandiba“lianaigoudoubutan”dejingshenfahuidaolejizhi。

luchentinglecuimingdehua,zuijiaoweiweishangyang,yanjinglishanshuozhejiaoxiadeguangmang,xiaozhehuiyingdao:“jueduizhengnengliang。”

cuimingdadalieliedishuo:“neijiuxing,womendequbuzhichangdile,nidaoshihouzhundiandaojiuxing。”

luchentiaoletiaomeimao,youxiehaoqidiwen:“buyanjiuxiawutaile?”

cuimingbaibaishou,manbuzaihudishuo:“nidouhuangelehaiyanjiusha,daoshihoujidebabanzoudaishang,haole,womenxianzoule!”

luchenlianmangdiantou,shengyinqingkuaidihuida:“e,haode!”

songzouerrenzhihou,luchenduziyougugujiaole。

tazhuanshenzouxiangshitangdedafanchuangkou,yanjingzaicaidanshangsaoshileyiquan,zuihoutingzailegongbaojidinggaifanshang。

neisezeyourendegongbaojiding,dapeishangxiangpenpendemifan,guangshixiangxiangjiurangrenchuixianyudi。

“shifu,laiyifengongbaojidinggaifan,zaijiagedajitui!”shuowan,tayouzoudaopangbiandexiaomaibu,maileyipingbingliangdekele。

luchenduanzhecanpan,zhaolegekongweizuoxia。

tadakaikelepinggai,“chi”deyisheng,qipaomaolechulai,dailaiyizhenqingliangdeganjue。

tashenxiyikouqi,ranhoujiaqiyikuaigongbaojidingfangrukouzhong,neinongyudejiangxiangweishunjianzaikouqianglimimankailai。

jirouxiannenduozhi,huashengmixiangcuikekou,huluobuhehuangguazezengtianleyisiqingshuangdekougan。

budebushuo,zheiguizuxuexiaodefancaijiushihaochi,zhishaobitaqianshidegaozhongshitangfancaihaoduole。