lixiaomanzhuanshenchubangongshideshunjian，liujileguyanshenyigezuijuejuedebeiying。
打工人，坚决不怂！
鉴黄师，永不为奴！
要扣钱，另当别论！
不就是三千字吗？
taxiangmingbaile，guyanshenyoubuguanjitafagongzi，zijimeibiyaozaitamianqianweishouweiweide。
liangrenzhijiandeneijianshi，tawanquankeyizhuanhuanxintai，xianghaodeyimian。
rangtageyingdeshi，zheizhananyihun。
suoyi，zaitamianqian，zijiwanquanshizhengyideneiyifang。
zhouyongyijingzaitagongweidengta，tiexindibabumenkaihuiyongdebijibendiannaojitayong，haibatazheixienianjizandesuoyouqingkuangshuomingshuzhunbeihao。
“laoda，niweibuxianzhia，nizenmezhidaowoyaoxiejiantao？”
zhouyongbulita，gantamenzheiyixingde，sheimeiyouxieguosanwujudejiantao，quanbudouzaitadiannaolifangzhe。
benlaijiushibushourendaijiandegongzuo，yuangongliudongxinghengao，zhouyonggengshitaoxinwozididuixiamianyuangonghao，nengbangmangdouzhedetadoudingshang。
yudaoguyanshen，tashiwunengweili！
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zhouyongjuede，meiniansanyuefenneichangdahui，tajiugaiqu“buzhangtongdao”zouyiquan。
tadebiaohanzhanji，haiyaozhuisudaotashiyimingxiaokeyuandeshihou，neishitacaigongzuobudaosangeyue。
mouhulianwanggongsibaofaleyonghuxinxixielushijian，fenguangongguandefuzongqinzisongqujiajibuchangfangan，ershisisuideguyanshenzhengyonghongsegangbibiaozhuchule23geguanjianjiedian，yongyijuhuajiangduifangdedikubalexialai：
“biqifengkoufei，duzongburujiwomenjieshiyixia，guisideshujukuguanliyuanquanxian，weishenmehuizaimoerbenliuxueshengshouli？”
一战成名！
houlai，tashengrenneirongjianguankekezhang，suoyouheshenhexiangguandedaxiaolingdaodouganjuetoudingdetiananlesanfen。
guyanwangyigewenjianxialai，zhenggebumendouyaozhenggai，huitianmiedi。
zhouyongtixinglixiaoman：“biezhizheyigechaoa，duozhenghe！”
huadoushuodaolezheili，zhouyongjiuchaqinzibanglixiaomanxiele。
“谢谢老大！”
zhujiyijingbuzai，pangbiantongshigaosuta，yunweibuderenganggangjiangzhujibanzou。lixiaomantaochushoujizaigouwuwangzhanchaleyixiadiannaozhujijiage，xinliangbanjie。
kanlai，zheigeyuedenaichabunengfangzhenzhule。
……
zhidaocierde**xiangqi，lixiaomancaixiangqijintianheguimideyuehui。
sandianxiaban，yuehaodesandianbanzaicbdjianmian。
已经六点了！
“lixiaoman，nizaibuchuxianwojiubaojingle！”linqiandejianjiaoshengxiangqi，“nizainali？”
“公司。”
“shenme？wodouhewanliangbeinaichale，nihaimeixiaban！”jianjiaoshenggengjiacier，“nimengongsiyoumeiyoushuaige，tiantianjiabanjisheikan？”
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“我要吃火锅！”
“hao，chihuoguo……buxinga，wozheigeyueyouwandanle！”
“hahaha，nishiyoubadongbeicuozaoshipinbiaojichengbaolixuexing，haishishoudoushanlemougeyishujiedejilupiana？”
linqianzaidianhualixiaodeyouduohuankuai，lixiaomanzaigongweishangjiuyouduobiequ。
zhengchangbaibandetongshiyijingzaishoushizhuomianzhunbeixiabanle，tazheigezaobandehaizaizheikuhahadixiejiantao。
该死的顾彦深！
“duia，woshiweishayaoxieshuomingshude……xiaoshenpo，bushuole。”
lixiaomanyigejiling，danfangmianguaduanledianhua。
“yaoshoue，youyaoquzhaohuoyanwang……wodouchaoleyiqianzile……”
————
tajiangnaichabeilijincundeyikounaichaxuanfenghewan，guqiyongqi，pidianpidianyouquqiaoguyanshendebangongshi。
“进来——”
tuimenjinqu，guyanshentouyemeitai，luotaoqueshihenjingya，“li**zheimekuaijiuxiehaole？”
lixiaomanjichuyigebikuhainankandexiao，“gukezhang，wogangcaiwanglewen，qingkuangshuomingshudefangxiangshishenme？”
jianguyanshenmeiyouhuida，lixiaomanzhihaobuchongshuoming，“mingtizuowenyeyaojifangxiangde。”
guyanshenhaishimeitaitou，zhishitingxialeshoushangdongzuo，lenglengwendao：“diaoxixitonghenhaowan？”
lixiaomanhenbudezouguoqu，baizhetadelianrangtaxiaoyige。
baixialeyizhangjunlian，baotiantianwu！
冷冻柜成精吗？
shibushi，hetalaopozhijianbu“xing”fu！
jianlixiaomanmeiyouhuiying，guyanshenzhongyutaimoukanta，“li**guigeng？”
“啊？”
luotaodelianshangyijingyangmanleanxiao，guyanshenzaiwuyudeshihoujiuxihuanpaochuzheigesiwangwenti。tadiyicibeiguyanshenzheiyangfawendeshihou，helixiaomanxianzaidefanyingyimoyiyang。
“woxiangzhidao，li**shibushiyijingdaolenaozibuhaoshidenianji？”
mingzhiguwen，zaijingjudeshihoutabushijianguoma？！
又装作不知道！
还敢讽刺我！
看我不气死你！
tiantale，dabulehuanyijiagongsi，baitankaohongshuyebushibuxing！
“nianlingbuzhiyiti，kendingbigukezhangnianqingbushao！”
lixiaomanjianguyanshenyiranbudongshengse，jixu**ta，“gukezhang，nizhidaoma？suibianwennvhaizidenianling——”shuodaozheili，taguyifangmanshengyin，“zheizaijianhuangxitongli，yeshuyuqianzaimingancini。”
kongqiturananjinglesanmiao。
luotaoyijingshidiercipenshuile，ananjilixiaomanshuqidamuzhi，“dajie，nishizhenyong！”
guyanshenbeiyeleyikouqi，sidingzhelixiaoman。
zheiguniangganggangbuhaiyaokubukude，zenmeyixiaziyouyongle？
zheiqingxing，heneitianwanshangyoudianxiang。
huranxindijiuruanle，shuohuizhengshi。
“lianggexuanze，yishibaguiside《wangluoxinxianquanguifan》renzhenxiangduyibian，ershibanizaihoutaixitongdesuoyouliuyanzhenglichulaidayinchengcejiaojiwo。”
“woxuandisange”，lixiaomanhaimeicongganggangqiangleguyanshenyixiadexiyuezhonghuiguoshenlai，tuokouerchu，“laolaoshishixiesanqianzijiantao。”
shuowantajiuqishen，lianggenanrenduishiyiyan。
guyanshenananyaoya，haishimeibian！
tianzhen、danchun，naozibuhaoshi。
不！
是根本没脑子！
lixiaomanyikaimen，jiuzhuangshangzaiwaimianlaihuiduobudezhouyong。
“laoda，nizhaogukezhanga？”
“xu——”zhouyongzhenxiangwuzhulixiaomandezui，danyoupaxiaoguniangshuotaxingsaorao，yazhesangzishuodao，“wozhaotaganma，woshiguanxinni！”
“有没有事？”
lixiaomanchongzhezhouyongbilegenaniedeshoushi，yongchunyushuodao，“meichikui！”
“zhouzongjian，youshibufangjinlaishuo。”bangongshilichuanchuguyanshendeshengyin。
“heihei，meishimeishi，gukezhang，haibuxiaban？”zhouyongshanxiao，yebudaiguyanshenhuida，zhijiejiangtabangongshimenjiguanshang。huidaogongwei，nashangshoujiguangsuxiabanzouren。
“xiaogunainai，lidajie，xiaomanlaoshi，woqiuqiuni，haohaoxiejiantao，biezaizhengyaoezile！”
lixiaomanshoudaozhouyongdexiaoxi，hahadaxiao。
“laodafangxin！naniexiaoxiaogukezhang，woyoubanfa！”
“tajiushilengdongjuchengjing，meishenmedabulede！”
“xuyaodeshirehuagongcheng！hahaha……”
zhouyongshidandujitafadexiaoxi，lixiaomanqueshizaigongzuoxiaoqunlifadeshangmianzheijijuhua，teyiquanlezhouyong。
jinglangkejizaiquanguoyouwugeshenhejidi，renshuzhongduo。danzongbushenhezhiyoubabaimingyuangong，zhouyongfuzedeshipinshenhezushouxiayousanbaiduoren。
gongsineibuyouzizhukaifadeneibuliaotianruanjian，zaineilitaolundequanshigongzuo。
danrenyoubushiside，zongyaoshuodianqita。
zhouyongyouzaiweixinshanglalegejishirendexiaoqun，zheilimiandoushitajuedenengzhangqizhandouxiaqudeyuangong。
lixiaomanruzhiyizhou，jiuguangrongdibeizhouyonglalejinlai。
dajiadouxihuanzaizheiqunlitucaogongzuo，jiaoliujianhuangxinde，buguozuijinjitianqunliyifanchangtai，jingqiaoqiaode。
lixiaomanhaizaishurudisijuhua，zhouyongdedianhuajiudaleguolai！
“kuaichehui！guyanwangyezaineigequnli。”zhouyongdepaoxiaotongguolixiaomandeshoujitingtongxiangchezhenggebangongqu。
什么？！