第2章 还没谈呢,怎么能叫绿帽子?

jiangshenyidebiaoqingyijiang,lianyouxiere,mantuntunwendao:“xianzai?”

“bukeyime?”tangmuchenghouzhihoujueside,xiaodecanlan,“duile,wowanglegaosuni,wojinwanyuedeyouren。nixianbangwomenmaile,wokankannidechengyi。”

jiangshenyimeichusheng,minleminzuijiao。

tawanwanmeixiangdaotangmuchenghuilaizheiyizao。

zhinengshuotayouzheiyangdeziben,biedebuti,guangshizheifupinang,jiunengyinrenpaokaigezhongyinsu,xinganqingyuanweizheta。

kantabudong,tangmuchengqiaoqidetuigexiale,yaozou,“buxingjiusuanle,womangzhe,meikonggennizaizheilangfeishijian。”

“我买,送到哪?”

tangmuchengsihaobuyiwai,baolegefangjianming。

jiangshenyimusongtadeshenyingxiaoshizaiyanqian,tulekouqi。

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6abaojianlimiandengzheyiqunren,jiantangmuchenglaile,likeyourenyingshanglaiwen:“xiaobeizenmehuishia?bushishuohaojinwanjiwomenjieshaogerennime,zenmetazigemeiyingle?”

“sheizhidao,kenenglinzhentuotaole?”tangmuchengxinqinghaibucuo,gentamenkaiwanxiao。

lingyigerendiaokanshuo,“tashuohenmanyia,nandaozheishihoule,neinvdejitadailvmaozilema?”

tamengenshenjibeideguanximeiyoutangmuchenggenshenjibeihao,suoyiyouxieshiqingdejutiqingkuangbingbushihenlejie,danshitinglegedagai。

tangmuchenggenzhesanmandixiaochusheng,“haimeitanni,zenmenengjiaolvmaozi?”

tabushihenxiangjixutizheishi,chelebiedehuati。

bierenjitadaojiu,tayebuhe,taishoudangle,“denghuihaiyoushini。”

“o,shilingyouanpaiba。buguoxiaobeibuzai,niyebuwan,jinwanzheiduoshaoyoudianwuliaoa。”

“nimensuiyidian,fanzhengxiaobeimaidan。”

tangmuchengshuowan,ditoukaishiwanshouji。

qitarenwandezhenghaideshihou,yougechuanzhepaotuiyifuderenjinlai,“qingwennaweishitangmuchengtangxiansheng?”

tashoulizhuazhegesuliaodai,menglongdikanjianlimianyoulianghedongxi。

tangmuchengcongshoujiqiantaitou,“woshi。”

“zheishininyaodedongxi。”tabasuliaodaidiguolai。

tangmuchengmeidong,“womeimai。”

paotuidebashouzhongdedongxigezaizhuoshang,“keshizheixiedeshinindemingzi,haishuoleyaosongdaozheigefangjianlai。”

suliaodaiyagenmeixiyanshi,gezaizhuoshangjiukailegekouzi。

litazuijinderenshentoulaikan,yongshounalexia,“zheishishenmea?”

daizisongkai,limiandedongxidiaochulai,zazaizhuozishang,heranshiliangheanquan/tao,haishizuixiaochicunde。

zhouweiderenturanjiuanjingle。

“bushi,zheiwanyi,chengge……nimaidezheigea。”zheirenshuodaohoumian,doumeirenzhuxiaoyi,haiwangtangmuchengxiamianneikanleyan。

tangmuchengdelianserouyankejiandiheile,zhuazheneilianghedongxijiuwangshuohuazheirenshenshangdiu,“laozijinimaide。”

“ai,biebiebie,woyeyongbule!”

tangmuchengchouzheyizhanglian,xiangwenneigepaotuidedaodishisheimaide,ketaganzhesongxiayidan,zaozoule。

yinweizheiyichu,hejiukandashandeqifenmeile,kaishiliaoyixieluanqibazaodehunshi。

neilianghedongxibeijianqilaihaifangzaizhuojiao,tangmuchengkanjianlegengfanzao,dianlegenyan,yanqianfuxianchujiangshenyineizhanglian。

tayaolexiaya,miandaixiaorongdilengxiaoyisheng。