第1章
“wangluoyilianjie，qudaozhengchang！”
“网络状况良好！”
“zhubojinruzhibojian......”
jingtouzhiwai，zongfuzerenzhangmingyunazheduijiangjishouwuzudao，mianqianshijishigemangliudeshenying。
bangeyueqianpingtailaozongfalaiyigejianjurenwu，rujinduihualishileidejiemubijiaohuo，rangtamenyegaoyige。
这不扯淡一样？
wangluozhibodehexinshiyiyulunhehuatiweizhu，qianwanfensideyanyuanzhubodagua，aihenqingchou，caishirenmenyuanyikande。
zhibolishileijiemu，xianzaidenianqingrensheiyuanyikanneige？
danshimeibanfa，laozongshigelishimi，yiqiangrexue，haishitadedingtoushangsi。
“xiaoxianzhunbeidezenmeyangle？”zhangmingyuyouxiexinfan，zheishiyulejiezhuboyiweidingjiliuliangdaka，yongyouwuqianwanfensi。
gangcaituranxuanyun，haoxiangshidixuetang，beizhulidaixiaquxiuxile。
“zhang......zhangdao，xiaoxiangezoule！”zhulizouguolai，yiliandekongju。
gangcaitafuduifangxiaquheshui，keyizhuanyandegongfurenjiumeile，jitafalegeweixinshuoxianhuijiaxiuxi。
这是播出事故啊！
xiaoxianshidingliuzhubo，meiyicikaibodeshijiandoushiyouguidingde，xianzaiyizou，zhijiebatamenjishigerenliangzaizheili。
zhibodaojishihaiyousanshifenzhong，zhibojianyijingyousanbaiwanrentongshizaixian，jiudengzhekantani！
kaiqizhibohougujihuibiaoshengdaobabaiwan，nirangtamenkankongqi？
zhangmingyudangshixinjiushiyiduosuo，zhidaochushiqingle！
likenachudianhuabodaleguoqu，tanulidiaojiexinzhongdenuhuo，yaoshuobufennuneishijiahua，danshixianzaizheixiaozibunengdezui！
dianhuajietong，chuanlaixiaoxianxuruodeshengyin。
“张导！”
“xiaoxianlaodi，nideshentimeishiba，yongbuyongwojiaogeyishengqukankanni？”
“jiushitouyoudianyun，buhaoyisile。”
“meiguanximeiguanxi......zanmenzheisuoyouderendoudengzhenini，nikankanshenmeshihounenghuilai？”
zhangmingyuwozhedianhuadeshoubuduanzhandou，xindouyaocongsangziyantiaochulaile。
“zhangdao，gongsidezhibojiantaicaozale，zaineibushufu，wozaijiahenimenlianxian。”
zhangmingyuxianshiyileng，zhoumeidao：“gongsidewangluoqudaoshizhuanyede，jiatingwangluozaikuaiyebunengtongshijieliuqigeduankou，zanmendezhibobujinjinmianxiangfensi，haiyoudaihuo，shangpin，gezhongguanggao，nijiadewangluo......nengxingma？”
“meiwenti，nizhidaowoyiqianzuoziyouzhubodeshihou，youzijidetuanduiyunying，zheicizhibo，wohewodetuanduilainong，gongsizhuyaofuzewozhanghaodefensi，hezhanghaoqudaolianjiedewendingxing，qitadebuyongnimenguan！”
zhangmingyuhuranshenshendexilekouqi，zhengzhongdewendao：“niqueding？”
“对！”
“hao，woliketongzhirenlianjienijiadewangluo，jietongnidezhanghao......bierangwoshiwang，laozidewushamaoxianzaidouyanishenshangle！”zhangmingyushouxinquanshihan。
neibian，xiaoxianxiaozhefangxiadianhua，roulerouetou，naohaizhongyidaduandejiyi，zhongyuxiaohuawanbi。
他穿越了！
zheigepingxingshijiehexiaoxianyiqiandeshijie，you99.9%dexiangtong。
zaizheili，tajuranchengweileyongyouwuqianwanfensidedingliuzhubo！
“ding，suzhuwanchengtiaojian，chufagujinchuanyuexitong。”
“suzhukerenyixuanzeshijian，didian，renwu，jinxingchuanyueduihua。”
“suzhukeyixuanzeyidiyirenchengyugurenduihuamoshi，disanrenchengjieshuomoshijinxingluzhi，zhibo。”
“xitongshengjiyaoqiu：fensirenqizhi，dianzanshuliang。”
shifenzhonghou，xiaoxianzhenhandexilekouqi，zheishiweitashenfenliangshendingzuodema？
tazhongxinkanleyanxitongjieshao，henzhiguan，nengrenyichuansuoguoquweilai，yuxianxianduihua。
xiaoxiandexinzhongyouranershengyigujingyi！
duihuaweiren，hedengshoubi！
talianyixiegushubijidouzhunbeihaole，xiangzheyijiangjiedefangshizhibo，kexianzaiyoulexitong，keyizhijieduihuagujin。
“woshenzhouhuaxiawuqiannianxingshuai，lishideheliuguntang，chenfuzhewushuweianrenwu。”
“ruguonengdaizhejingtou，yinlinghourenshijiaozoujinguxianxiandesuiyuezhanghe，jianzhengneiyiduoduozhanfangtiaoyuedelanghua，shenlinqijingdehaomaihuiyouduozhenhan？”
“ruonengyihoubeizitai，xiangzhexianzuxuanyao，ninmenshouhudehuaxiashenzhou，zumaiyiranyilizaidongfangdadi，xinzhongyouhuiyouduojiaoao？”
xiaoxianyaxiaxinzhongjidang，kanleyanshijian，haishengxiaershifenzhong。
tajiangjialimiandeluyingpengzhongxinanzhuang，jiweibaizheng。
huanquleshenshangdeyulefuzhuang，chuanqizhongshanzhuang，biaoqingzhengzhong。
duihualishi，shiduixianxianzhijingwei，duihuaxiaxuetongchuanchengdezhongxinrenzhi，heyiwangdezhibobutong，fenggebixuchongmanzunchong！
ertanaohaihuamianshanshuobuduan，moranyidun，cishiyijingyouleyiweirenxuan......