第1章穿越
qingchendedataozhuangxiandejingmiwubi，dangdiyilvchenguangshechuanbowu，dataozhuangbianyinglaileyigewenxindeqingchen，dataozhuangdeyiqiedoulongzhaozairouhedechenguangzhong。
“tianshade，lairenna…zhoujiaxifutouhezijinle…”
ran，turanyishengdejianjiaobaxiaocundejingmidapo，yuanbendouhaizaijialichizaocanjiuyaoqushanggongderentingdao，quanbuyiliuyande，doupaodaoshengyindelaiyuanchuqule。
“zenmehuishizenmehuishi？”yigeyitouqingsijinshuwanjinqiancongsebujinzhongdefurencishikuaisudepaoguolai，lianshangyouzhejingcuo。
“zhoushenzinikelaile，nijiaerxixiaocuitouhezijinle…”
“zheiaiqiandaodea，zheikeshiwomengangganghuaqianmaihuilaidea，wodewuliangyinziyo~”zhoushenzikanzheqianmianliudeyoujiyouxiongdeheliu，zaixinlibajixiaocuimalebuxiababaibian，dangchuzheixiaotizijiajinlaideshihou，tajiuhengshukanbushunyanle，ketamenjiayouqiong，meibanfa，yezhinengjiangjiujiangjiule。
kesheichengxiang，zheicaigangmaihuilaidiertianzheiyatoujiunaodaozheizhongdibule，yebuzhidaotamenzhoujiadaodishidaolebabeizidemeile，zheimehuiyushangzheimeyigehuose？
zhoushenzihaishishenzhangzhebozikanxiangheli，zheirenkeqianwanbunengsia！yaoburanneiwuliangyinzikebujiudashuipiaolema？
“zhoushenzibieji，zaoxiewojiannijiaxiaoxifutiaohedeshihou，nijiachengjunyegenzhetiaojinqule…”chengjunshuixingneimehao，yidinghuibataxiaoxifujiushanglaide，zheishizhangshenyuanbenyaoshuodehua，zhibuguoneizhoushenziyitingdaozheijuhuajiuzhamaole。
“nishuoshenme？womenchengjunyetiaoxiaqule？aiyouwei…wodeera，nizenmeneimesha，zheiheshuizheimeji，nizenmehaotiaojinqujiunei**….zaoniea…”
zhoushenziyibabitiyibaleide。
jiuzaizhongrenyilunfenfendeshihou，hemianshangturanmaochuleyigexiaodian，youyanjianderenyikan，jiukandaolezhouchengjun。
“kuaikan，shichengjunhetaneixiaoxifuer…”
“真是他们…”
“zheichengjunshuixingyezhendetaihaoleba！”
jiuzaizhongrenjingchadeshihou，zhouchengjunyijingbajixiaocuilakuaidaoleanbian，zhongrenlianmangdouganguoqu，qishoubajiaodebajixiaocuiladaoanbian，eryipangdezhouchengjunyeshileidegouqiang。
“kuai，chengjunnijiyazhetadefubu，rangtaduzilideshuituchulai…”cunliyigelaodafulianmangzhidianzhouchengjun。
chulezheimedadeshiqing，cunlimianderenjibenshangquanbudoulaile，buweibieren，jiuweikankanrenaoyeshihaode。
“chengjunnihaihaoma？nizenmenimenshaa，tayaosijiurangtasiqu…”
zhoushenhaizaiyipangtaotaoniannian，zhouchengjunanzhaoneilaodafudezhishiquzuo，buduandeanyazhejixiaocuidefubu，haiyouyixiejiandandejijiufangfa。
sunxiaoyatounaohunzhang，zongshiyanpijiuxiangshiqianwanjin，tayebudebushijingdezhengkaiyan。
“醒了醒了…”
sunxiaoyanengganjueshenziyiqing，dunshiqingsonglehenduo，dengdaotazhangkaiyanjingshi，caiqingchudekandaoqianfangweizhetadeyidabangren。
zheiyidabangrendouchuanzhegudaidefushi，jiuliantoushangdoushishuzhegudaidefaji。
“chengjunxifu？nihaodianmei？”
“zheibushihaimeisima？kendinghuodehaohaodeni！”zhoushenkeweishiyaoyaqiechile，zheiyatoucunxinrangtamenzhoujiadiuneimedadelianni！
“niang…”zhouchengjunyouxiezhoumei，suirantayebuxihuantatouhe，buguobuguanzenmeyang，xianzaitadoushitadeniangzile。
“zenmele，wohaishuobudea！”zhoushenzidedasangmenrangrenbujindezhoulemeitou。
zhei…zheizenmehuishia！buzhishibushizaishuilipaojiule，jiuliannaodaidouyouxiefamengle，kanzheyanqianzheiyiqie，sunxiaoyadoumeiyoufanyingguolai。
“chengjunnixiandainixifuhuiquba，zheizaishuilipaoleneimejiu，xiaoxinbiezaidongchushenmebinglai。”laodafujiansunxiaoyayiliandedaimeng，bujindeyaoleyaotou，daoshikexilechengjunzheimeyigedahaorencai。
zhouchengjundiandiantou，youyuleyixiahaishiwanyaobasunxiaoyajibaoleqilai，wangtajiadefangxiangzouqu。
zhoushenyaoyaoya，meibanfayegenzhehuiqule。
erzhongrenjiandangshirendouzoule，yedousanle，buguozheijianshikejiuchengweitamendefanhouhuatile。
zhouchengjunxinlihenbuhaoshou，daobushiduizheigexiaoxifuyoushenmeganqing，jiushijuedetajiaguolai，tamendouduitatingbucuode，erqiezuotianwanshangtayeanzhaotadeyaoqiumeiyoupengta，keshijintianzaoshangtahaishitouhele。
yaobushidangshitajuedeyoudianqiguaigenleshangqu，neihouguokenengjiushitazaojiunisizaineiheliulileba！
laidaoyigenongcunyuanzili，zhouchengjunzhizoudaotamende“hunfang”，shuoshihunfang，limianyezhibuguojiutieleyizhangxieyouxizidezitie，beirushenmede，douhaizhishijiudeeryi。
basunxiaoyafangdaochuangshang，sunxiaoyayijing，zhouchengjunquetuilechuqu。
“nixianbashiyifuhuanxialai，youshenmedengxiawomenzaitan。”hualuo，menyeguanleqilai。
sunxiaoyazheicaicongmengdezhuangtaiqingxingguolai，suizhenaohaizhongbuduanqingxidejiyi，tayijingmingbailetadaodiweishenmehuichuxianzaizheili。
jixiaocui，nianfangshiwu，fumuzaoshi，youyiduixiongsao，gegenuoruosaoziqiangshi，zaijixiaocuigangjili，jiubeisaoziyiwuliangyinzimaijizhoujia，jizhoujiaershiersuidelaodazhouchengjunzuolexifu。
zhoujiashidataozhuangliyoumingdeqionghu，jiayouliukouren，zhoushenjizhoushuzhoucai，haiyoulianggedidiyigemeimei，youyujialishiwailaihu，suoyimeiyoutiandi，benlaikaoshanchishan，kaozhezhoushuhezhouchengjunjinshanlidaliewudeshouyiyenenghuanshangbushaoyinqian。
keshihaojingbuzhang，zhoushuzaiyicishangshandalie，faxianyizhuhenyoujiazhiderencan，zaicaizhaideshihoubuxiaoxincaikong，shuaidaoleshandi，dengjiuqilaideshihou，jiubianchenglequetuizaijia，ererdizhouchengrenyeturandeleyizhonghenxuruodebing，congcidoushiyaobulikou。
zheisandihaiyousimeidouhaixiao，yijialaoxiaodezhongdandouyazailezhouchengjundeshenshang，zhoushenyezhibuguojiedianxiuhuozaijiabutiebutiejiayong。
zheijiushiweishenmezhouchengjunzheimeyigeyouxiudexiaohuozizhaobudaoxifudeyuanyinle。
zheiwuliangyinziduizhoujiakeweishibuyibana，weilezhouchengjunzhoushenhaishirenzheroutongnachulaide，danxianzaiyikandaoyuanzhunaosinaohuode，kebubieleyiduziqima？
zheiyuanzhuyeshi，zaijiadeshihou，suiransaoziduitabuhao，danshihaiyizhihuanxiangzhetuolitamenyaojiaqudahurenjia，zhibuguotazhishiyigenongcundexiaonizi，renjiazenmehuikanshangtani！zheibu，zuodengyoudeng，haimeidengdaodahurenjiajiubeisaozimaidaozheizhoujialaile，yuanzhuxiangleyigewanshangdoumeixiangtong，zheibu，jiutouhezijinle。
sunxiaoyaroulerounaodai，zheihaizhenshinaorenfatenga！
nishuotazaijialidaidehaohaode，jiushigongzuohuilaideshihouqupaozao，zheitaipilaolejiushuizhele，sheichengxiangzheidounengrangtaganshanglechuanyuedajun。
这还真是…真倒霉。
buguozheilaidoulaile，xianghuiqugujiyemeiyouneimejiandan，meibanfaxianbayanqianzheiguanjiguole，zaikankanhaiyoumeiyouqitabanfahuiqude，takebuxiangzaizheiniaobulashidedifangguoyibeizi。