第1章 回到古代,冒充兄长夜见嫂子

认罪书!

“wojiaoxuyuanchu,zaidashengershisannianjianshaqingshanxianjiulouzhangjusannvyiqi!”

“woshiebushe,zaixiongzhangdeganhuaxia,yuanrenzuifufa。”

“woqiguojiwoxiongzhangweiqie,wangwoqiwanerdaiwoxiongzhang,ruduiwobanqiangongbeijing,fanshiwujuxi,bukeboni!zaodanliner,mianyanxujiaxianghuo。”

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yifengxiangjinjiaodaihoushibingjilufanzuiguochengderenzuishu,saizaiyigewuhuadabang,guidaozaidideqingniannanzizuili,tayishencububudingduanshan,mabukuzi,toudaifangjin,jiaocaicaoxie,cishiqixiyanyan,xiongkoujiyutingzhiqifu。

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“这是什么地方?”

xuyuanchutudiaozuiliderenzuishu,yizhenjicudeganke,naohailituranyongxianyigumoshengyoushuxidejiyi。

他穿越了。

huidaoleyigezailishishangbucengchuxianguodechaodai,dashengwangchao!

zheijushentidezhurenyejiaoxuyuanchu。

shiqingshancunyigelaoshibenfendenonghu,gangchenghunshangweidongfangjiubeixiongzhanghanquxiaozhuo,houbeixiadu,yonglaidizui。

tazhenghewannaohailidejiyi,renbuzhuyitan。

“shibushilaoshiren,buguanzainali,douyaobeiqifu!”

“qingexiadu,silehaiyaonaqudizui,he,xiongshoudixi,haiyaoqiangongbeijingmianyanxianghuo!”

“这里也很卷!”

xuyuanchuzichaoyixiao,qianshitashishangxuepinxuexi,gongzuopinming,benyiweinulihuiyouhaobao。

jiexialaidejingli,rangtamingbai,nuliyoukenengshijibierendangjiayi,chulefumuzhiwai,renyaoxuehuiliji。

zisidiancainenghuodegenghao。

bensanshihou,fumuweilejizijiquxifu,shengchijianyong,aochuleyishenbing。

xifuqule,fumushentiyekuale。

guobuguankurizidexifu,jiehunmeiduojiujiuheyigejianshenjiaolianpaole。

paoyejiusuanle,haijuanzoulezijisuoyouqian,limianhaiyouzijijifumukanbingdeqian。

jiexialaijigeyue,changjinlerenqinglengnuan,cengjingzijibangzhuguoderen,yigegeduizijibizhibuji,tayanzhengzhengkanzhefumubushezijigukudetongkuliqu。

zheigeshishangzaimeiliulian,ruoyoulaishi,aiqinggoudoubutan,tayaozuoyigelijideren,zuiqimahuodebuhuizheimeku。

两瓶酒下肚。

tahuranganjuenaodaihenchen,zaixinglaijiuzaizheilile。

忽然,钻心的疼。

rangtamingbai,xianzaihaihenweixian。

zheijushentineidedu,cikewanquanbaofa!

“chuanyuedepiao,buhaona。”

xuyuanchuminleminzui,zheidiantongbusuanshenme。

takanleyiyanshenshangdechuanzhe,cikeyinggaishixiaji,dansizhouquetouzheliangyi。

zheiliyinggaishixiangxiadijiao,gushiweilebishuhuizaidongjiqiegehelibingkuaichucunqilailiudaixiayong。

taxunzheliangyi,yibubudepaguoqu。

zaidijiaoyijiaoyoulianggemutong,fanzheliangqi。

tashichuquanshenliqi,kuangdangyisheng。

木桶骤然倒下。

hualayisheng,dapiandejixueyijibingkuaihaiyoubingshuiyigunaodeliuchulai。

tacongsanluodebingkuaishang,xunchuyidaofenglidebingkuai,shirunleshengzi,ranhoufeilimoduanbangfuzaishoujiaodeshengzi,shaohouyitouzhajinmutonglidakoudehezhebingshui。

咕噜咕噜!

zhidaoduzihedegugude。

tashenchushizhi,wanzheyaomengdechuojinhoulongyanli,mengdeyitongyijiao,duzilifanjiangdaohai,zhouranjianniutourulijianyiban,congzuilituchulai,zhibachangweikuaitudefanchulaihou,caiganjueneiguzizuanxindetengtongjianruo。

tajinwozheyidaofenglidebingkuai。

jiexialai,tayaodengzheijushentidehaodage,neigexiadudenanren,chuxian!

guolemeiduojiu,waimianxiangqiledadadadejiaobusheng,shaohoudijiaozheyandemubanbeixiankai,yidaoyingzilachedehenzhanghenzhang,huanhuandezoulexialai。

yesexianeishiyigeheqianshenzhangxiangyimoyiyangdenanzi,liangrenyourujingzilidebiciyiban。

tachuanzheqingsezhangshan,jiaocaiheisebuxue,shoulilinzheyigedenglong,xuhuangxuhuangdeweiruoguangmang,zhinengzhaoliangbudadeyikuaiquyu。

“yuanchu,buyaohendage。”

“zheigenianjing,huozheyeshizaozui,xiaqupeidieniangqujinxiaoba。”

“fangxin,nideqiziwohuizhaoguhaode。”

yidaohaowuganqingdeshengyinxiangqi,lairenjiaoxuyuansheng,zhengshiqianshenyimutongbaodeqingege。

“ge,wobuxiangsi!”xuyuanchuzhuangzuojiannandeyangqitou。

“不想死?”

“说什么傻话!”

“nihuozhezuoshenme,yibeizizhongliang,nashui,zhuzhegoudoubuyuanyidaidemaocaowu,zheiyanghuoyoushenmeyisi?”

“nisihou,nanidemingwonengchengweixianyadezhengshichayi,chengweixujiadejiaoao。”

“zheicaishinihuodaojintian,zuidadeyiyi!”

“dangniandieniangpianaini,bawosongjinzhengbingduiwu,wobeiposhangqianxian,woshisiguoyiciderenle,zheicigainiweilexujiaqusile!”

xuyuanshengfangxiadenglong,dunxiashenkanzheguizaidishangdedidilengxiaozhepailepaitadelian,mouzineitouzheyanehebuman,shangqianxianzhanchangjiusiyisheng,dangniandieniangqishijiushisongtaqusi。

queliuxiazheigebuzhongyongdefeiwu!

“哥!”

“ruguowomenhuhuanshenfen。”

“nihuiweilexujia,xinganqingyuanqusima!”

xuyuanchumorandao,qianxianmubing,zhangzhechuzheng,mianqiandenanrenbuguoshiweizisizhaojiekou,kanlaizijihetashitongyangderen。

“wodangranhui,yiqiedoushiweilexujia,suoyinianxinqusiba。”zaihunandedijiaoxia,xuyuanshengmeiyoufajueqindidideshenseyiyang,shunzhehuaxuweideheheyixiao。

“哥……!”

“neiniqusiba,saoziwohuizhaoguhaode!”

xuyuanchumouguangneizhouranfuxianyimojuejue,beihouwozaishoulidefenglibingkuai,haobuyouyuzhijiecijindunzaizijimianqiandehaodagexuyuanshengdebozili。

xueliuruzhu,puchipuchidewangwaicuan。

dangbingzhuirutideneiyike,tajingmeiyoukongju,youdezhishilengjingmianpangxiachenjidexin。

zheiyishi,tazhiweizijierhuo!

“congxianzaiqi,wojiaoxuyuansheng!”

“waimianwulishuixiadeneigenvren,huishiwodeqizi。”

“nichayideshenfen,yehuishiwode!”

“kaogong,qinjintongzhijieji,wuyinengrangzijihuodegengzirun,yeba,zheiyishi,jiucongchayizuoqiba。”

tawangzhehezijizhangxiangyimoyiyangdehaodage,meiyouyouyu,wanyaotuodiaoduifangdeyifuchuanzaizijideshenshang。

bazijideyifujihaodagehuanshang,ranhoubaneifengrenzuishu,saijintadezuili。

qinyankanzhehaodagezaihouhui,fennuhebuganzhongyanxiaqi!

suijibashitituodaoshengfangbingkuaidemutongpang,gaishangyicengmacaodianzizheyanzhe。

talengjingdezuowanzheiyiqiezhihou,congdishangjianqidenglongyanzhetaijie,yibubuzouchuledijiao。

“空气,真香!”

“活着,真好!”

“saozi,nihao,wojiaoxuyuansheng,yihouhuishinidexianggong!”

xuyuanshengkanzheyesexiazheipianmoshengdedifang。

rumushiyichudiaiyuanluo,yuanziliyouyikefanzhehuaihuaxiangyuehuzhangxugaodedahuaishu,zhigancuilvyinyin,zheyanzhebeimiandesanjianzhuanwafang,xicefangjianjiushisaozishuijuededifang。

zaidongmianshiyigediaidezaofang。

zaizhoubiancuoluoyouzhihaiyoushangbaichuyuanluo,duoshitupeifang,danxiangbiyuyanqianhaodagedejia,yaochadeduo。

这里叫青山村!

yesexiaosuo,wanfengsansanliangliangchuizaishenshangdaizoulechuxiahoudemenregan。

zheishihuozhecainengganzhideshushuang。

dangnianzhengbing,tongguoqianshendejiyi,zuoweizhangxiongbenjiuxunliyingzhao。

并非爹娘偏爱幼弟。

zhikexihaodageyincihuaihenzaixin,renweishidieniangpianxin。

haodagejiaoxingcongqianxianhuozhehuilai,zaixianyamouleyigehoubeichayidezhiwu,yinweizheicengshenfen,zaitongliaodecuanduoxiashunlihexianchengyigeshanghuzhinvchenghun。

嫂子叫方柔。

zheichuyuanluoduobanshinvfangzizhude,haodagekanlaishichiruanfande,yehao,zuiqimajiexialaibuyongchikangyancai,zhongshengjiuyudaoduojindesaozi!

zhenghaoweizijichayizhuanzheng,zuoyigejinshenzhijie。

“guanyuhaodageruzhixianyazhihoudeshi,qianshenzhidaodebingbuduo。”

“woyaomaochongta,zhikaoyimoyiyangdezhangxiang,pashihaibugou!”

“嫂子,我来了!”

xuyuanshengyibubuzoudaosaozijuzhudexiceliwu,touguomenfengningmuwangxiangfangjianli,huxiweiweicuzhongshaoxu。