当裁员遇上戏精1
gongsituranyaocaiwo，haixianglingchengbenrangwozouren。
zongjianjiaxingxingdihuabing，shuozhiyaowozhudonglizhijiubaoliuyihouhuilaidejihui。
shubuzhi，wozaojiuluxialetamendeweiguicaozuo。
zheichangzhichangboyili，woyaorangtamenfuchuyingyoudedaijia。
buguoshiqingdefazhanyuanbiwoyuxiangdeyaojingcai...
01
“gongsizuijinyaojinxingjiegouxingyouhuadiaozheng，nishifouyouyiyuanzhudongtichulizhi？”
renshixiaomeineifugongshihuadexiaorongrangwoweiliyizhenfanyong。tashoulinazheyifensuoweide“ziyuanlizhishenqing”，yanxiazhiyizaimingxianbuguo。
wojiaolinxiaomei，zaichenguangkejigongzuole5nian，shishichangbudezhuguan。shuolaifengci，jiuzaishangzhouwohaiyinweiwanchengyejihuodelebiaozhang，rujinquezuozaizheijianxiaoxiaodehuiyishili，tingzhezheifanguanmiantanghuangdeshuoci。
“ruguowoxuanzebuqianzheifenziyuanlizhishenqingni？”wonulirangzijideshengyintingqilaipingjing。
renshixiaomeilianshangdexiaorongjiangleyixia，“neige...gongsixiwangnengheyuangongyouhaoxieshang...”
“huanjuhuashuo，ruguowobu'ziyuan'lizhi，gongsijiuyaokaishiqiangzhicaiyuanle？”wozhishizhetadeyanjing。
“zheige...jutiqingkuanghaiyaogennindezhishulingdaogoutong。”taxiandeyouxiehuangluan，ditoufankanwenjianyanshiganga。
womingbaile，zheishidianxingdexianlihoubing。yaoshiwobushixiang，jiexialaikendinghuiyouyixiliedezhenduidengzhewo。
zhengsikaojian，huiyishidementuranbeituikai。shichangzongjianyangxuemeicaizhegaogenxiezoulejinlai，lianshangguazhezhiyexingdeweixiao：
“xiaomeia，tingshuoniduigongsideyouhuafanganyouyiyi？”
kandaotawojiujuedefanwei。sangeyueqiangangkongjianglaidezheiweizongjian，duiwaiyifuwenrouxianshudeyangzi，shizexinjishenchen。zheicicaiyuanmingdan，shiyoubajiushitashouyide。
“meiyouyiyi，wozhishixianglejieyixiagongsicaiyuandebiaozhunhebuchangfangan。”wobudongshengsedishuo。
“aiya，shenmecaiyuanbucaiyuande，zheimenanting。”yangxuemeizhoulezhoumei，“gongsizhishixiangjinianqingrengengduojihui，niyedaolegaizhuiqiurenshengxinfangxiangdeshihoulebushima？”
woxinlilengxiao，35suidewozaitayanlijuranjiu“gaizhuiqiuxinfangxiang”le？
“yangzongshuodedui，woqueshigaihaohaokaolvweilaidefazhanle。”wozhanqishen，naqizhuoshangdewenjian，“buguozheimezhongyaodejueding，rangwozaixiangxiangba。”
“biekaolvtaijiue。”yangxuemeiyiranbaochizheweixiao，“gongside'youhuajihua'keshiyoushijianxianzhide。”
yanwaizhiyijiushizaibuqianzi，jiuyaoyinglaile。
zouchuhuiyishi，wodeshouhaizaiweiweifadou。5niandefuchu，jiuzheiyangbeiqingpiaopiaodifoudingle？
tongshimenfenfenditoujiazhuangzaimang，meirengankanwo。renxin，jiushizheimeliangde。
wohuidaozuowei，dakaidiannao，kandaogongzuoqunliyipianqilerongrong-yangxuemeizhengzaixuanbuzhaoxindeshiqing。wozheigeweizhidemojidouhaimeigan，jiuyaohuanrenle？
diankaishoujiluyin，gangcaidetanhuawodouluxialaile。jirannimenyaowan，neijiupeinimenhaohaowanwan。
wodakaichouti，kanzhelimianzheijinianjizandecailiao，zuijiaogouqiyimolengxiao。yangxuemei，nibuhuiyiwei，wozheiwunianshibaihundeba？
xiabanshifen，woshoudaoleguimixiaoyudeweixin：“tingshuonimengongsikaishicaiyuanle？meishiba？”
wohuifu：“meishi，zheibushigangkaishinime。buguo...”
wotingdunleyixia，jixudazi：“kenengyaoqingnibanggemang。”
02
dangtianwanshangwojiukaishizhenglicailiao。zuoweishichangbuzhuguan，woshouliwozhebushaoguanyuyangxuemeishangrenyilaiyixiekeyicaozuodezhengju。
“nikanzheixiegouyongma？”wobaupandijixiaoyu。xiaoyushiyimingzhiyelvshi，tashizheichangzhanyizhongzuizhongyaodemengyou。
xiaoyuzixifankanzhewenjian，meitouyuezhouyuejin：“shujuqueshiyouwenti，danhaibugouzhiming。niyaoshixiangnadaolingrenmanyidepeichang，dezhaodaogengyoulidezhengju。”
wodiandiantou：“wozhidao。suoyiwodasuanjixu‘peihe’gongsiyiduanshijian。”
“nishishuo...？”xiaoyuluchuyisidanyou。
“meicuo，woyaoxianzhuangzuobeidayadekuaibengkuideyangzi，rangtamenfangsongjingti。”wohelekoukafei。
“woguanchaguole，yangxuemeizheizhongrenzuixihuankanbierenqiuraodeyangzi。”
“dannidezhuyianquan。”xiaoyuzhengsedao，“wotingshuonimengongsiyiqianyeyourenxiangyinggang，jieguobujinyifenqianmeinadao，haibeigaodezaiyeneidouzhaobudaogongzuo。”
“suoyizheiciyaozhiqu。”wodakaishoujibeiwanglu，“woyijingxianghaolejigejihua。”
diertian，woteyidabandeyouxieqiaocui，zoujingongsishihaiguyibeiqiantaikandaoyankuangfahong。
guobuqiran，budaoyigexiaoshi，yangxuemeijiubawojiaoqulebangongshi。
“xiaomeia，kaolvdezenmeyangle？”taduanzhekafei，yifuguanxindeyangzi。
“yangzong...”woyaozhezuichun，“nengbunengzaijiwodianshijian？bijingwo...wohaiyoufangdaiyaohai。”
“lijielijie。”yangxuemeidiandiantou，“buguoniyezhidao，gongsixianzaizaizhuanxing，henduogangweidouyaoyouhua。xiangnizheiyangdelaoyuangong，gongzitaigao，xingjiabiqueshi...”
tahuameishuowan，danyisihenmingxianle。
“neiruguo...ruguowojieshoujiangxinni？”wodizhetou，shengyindaizhekuqiang。
“zheigema...”yangxuemeiluchuyisideyi，“niyuanyipeihegongsidangranzuihao。zheiyang，nixianqiangeziyuanlizhi，ranhouwomenjinikaigexinhetong，gongzidiaozhengdao1.2wan，nikanzenmeyang？”
wotoutouanxialeshoujiluyinjian：“neizhiqianshuohaodexiangmuticheng...？”
“aiya，douziyuanlizhile，neixiejiubuyaozaitileba。”tabunaifandibaibaishou。
wojiazhuangyouyuleyihuier，zuihouqieshengshengdishuo：“nengrangwozaixiangxiangma？wo...wodesuansuanzhang。”
“xingba，buguobietuotaijiu。”yangxuemeizhanqishen，“guolezheigecun，kejiumeizheigedianle。”
chumenhou，wolikebaluyinfajilexiaoyu。jimiaozhonghou，tadexinxijiulaile：
“taibangle！zheisuanshibianxiangchengrenlebipoyuangong‘ziyuan’lizhi。jixushouji，dengzangoulezhengjujiukeyichushoule。”
wozuijiaoweiweishangyang。yangxuemei，niyiweiwoshianbanshangrenrenzaigedeyurou，quebuzhidaowoyezaixiayipandaqi。
huidaozuowei，wofaxianyouxiangliduoleyiduiyangxuemeizhuanfadejijian，quandouyaoqiujintianxiabanqianwancheng。zheishikaishilemingbaizhedezhendui。
buguomeiguanxi，zheizhenghewoyi。woyaorangsuoyourendoukandao，tamenshizenmeduidaiyigejinzhijinzedelaoyuangongde。
shoujizhendongleyixia，shiyigemoshenghaomafalaideduanxin：“tingshuoniyezaibeizhendui？woshicaiwubudexiaowang，xiangheniliaoliao。”
womiqiyanjing，youyigetupokoulaile。
03
caiwuxiaowangdeduanxinrangwoyiwaiqueyouzaiqinglizhizhong。xiangzheizhongdaguimocaiyuan，caiwubumenbiranzhidaoneiqing。
womenyuezaigongsifujindeyijiakafeiguanjianmian。xiaowangkanqilaihenjinzhang，butingjiaodongzhemianqiandekafei。
“qishi...woshixiangtixingni。”tayadishengyin，“zuijinfaxianyixieyichangdezhangmuwanglai。”
“什么意思？”
“yangzongshangrenhou，youjibidaedeshichangtuiguangfeiyong，zouxianghenkeyi。”xiaowangtaochuyizhangzhitiaotuijiwo，“zheixiegongyingshangchabudaorenhebeijingziliao。”
wosaoleyiyanzhitiao，shunjianjiumingbaile。zheishidianxingdexukaifapiao、zhongbaosinangdeshoufa。
“niweishenmeyaogaosuwozheixie？”
“yinweizheixiezhangmudoushiyinidemingyibaoxiaode。”xiaowangkuxiao，“ruguochulewenti，nishidiyigebeituichulaibeiguode。”
woxinliyijing。guaibudeyangxuemeizheimejizhexiangrangwozou，yuanlaizaizheilidengzhewo。
“你有证据吗？”
xiaowangyaoyaotou：“zhiyouyixiemohudejilu。tamenzuodehenyinbi。”
“neinizenmefaxiande？”
“yinwei...”xiaowangyouyuleyixia，“woyezaibeicaidemingdanshang。”
huidaogongsi，wolikejixiaoyudaledianhua，baqingkuanggaosuta。
“zheixiazhengjugengchongfenle。”xiaoyushuo，“tamenzheishixiangyongweiguizhangmuyaoxieni，binizhudonglizhi。”
“danshixianzaizhengjudouzaitamenshouli。”
“weibi。”xiaoyuchensipianke，“nibushishuoneixiegongyingshangdouchabudaobeijingma？zheijiushitupokou。”
womingbailetadeyisi。yaodadaoduishou，youshihoudirendedirenjiushipengyou。
diertian，woteyizaichashuijian“buxiaoxin”beiyangxuemeitingdaozaidadianhua：
“duibuqi，wokenengyaogennimenjieyuele...bushiwobuxiangzuo，shigongsiyaocaiwo...neixiehetonghefapiaodeshi...hao，wozhidaole，nimenfangxin...”
guoran，budaobanxiaoshi，yangxuemeijiubawojiaoqulebangongshi。
“xiaomeia，guanyunidequliuwenti，wojuedewomenkeyizaishangliangshangliang。”tayuqimingxianruanhualexuduo。
“zhendema？”woguzuojingxi，“neizhiqianshuodejiangxin...”
“zheiyangba，nijixuyuangangweiyuanxinzi，womenjiudangzhiqiandetanhuameifashengguo，zenmeyang？”
wozhuangzuoganjitiling：“xiexieyangzongtiliang。”
kanzheyangxuemeideyidebiaoqing，wozaixinlilengxiao。niyiweizhuazhulewodebabing，quebuzhidaoyijingburuwodequantao。
zouchubangongshi，wojixiaoyufalegexinxi：“yuershanggoule。”
jifenzhonghou，yigekuaidiyuanchuxianzaigongsiqiantai：“qingwenlinxiaomeizaima？younindekuaijian。”
wozouguoqujieguobaoguo，limianshiyiluowenjian。biaomiankanshiyixieputongdeshichangtuiguanghetong，danjiacenglizangzhede，queshineixie“youlinggongsi”dezhenshiziliao。
zheishiwotongguoyiqianderenmaizhaodaodezhongyaozhengju。youlezheixie，jiunengzhengmingneixieweiguizhangmugenbenbushiwojingshoude。
xianzai，woyaozuodejiushidengdaishiji。jiuxiangdiaoyu，gaishouxiandeshihou，yidingyaoyijibizhong。
时机很快就来了。
04
yangxuemeizuijinxinqingbucuo，yinweitayiweiyijingnaniezhulewo。
tashenzhizaibumenhuiyishangdangzhongbiaoyangwo：“kankanxiaomei，zheicaishijingyedehaoyuangong。mingmingshentibushufu，yejianchiwanchenggongzuo。”
woweixiaozheshuoleshengxiexie，xinliquezaipansuanzheshijian。
huiyijieshuhou，yangxuemeijiaozhulewo：“xiaomei，xiazhoudepinpaifabuhui，nilaizhudaoba。”
woxinliyijin。zheigefabuhuitouzijuda，shigongsijinnianzuizhongyaodexiangmu。anlishuoyinggaishizongjianqinzifuze，zenmehuijiaojiyige“jiangbeicaiyuan”deren？
“yangzongquedingyaorangwo...”
“zenme，meixinxin？”tayangqimeimao，“haishishuo，niyoubiededasuan？”
womingbaile，zheishigeceshi。ruguowojujue，jiuzuoshile“bugouzhongcheng”dezuiming；ruguojieshou，yidanchulewenti，jiushiwanmeidetizuiyang。
“wohenganxieyangzongdexinren。”wodishengshuo，“buguoxiangmuzheimezhongyao，wojianyihaishianzhaoliuchengzouba。”
“nishizaijiaowozuoshi？”talianseyichen。
“bugan。”woganjinjieshi，“wodeyisishi，zheizhongjibiedexiangmuxuyaozongjianqinzibaguan。erqie...”woyadishengyin，“caiwuneibianzuijinduidaxiangmudeyusuandoukadehenyan。”
guoran，yangxuemeidebiaoqingbianle。tadingzhewokanlejimiao：“xing，nishuodeyoudaoli。zheiyang，nizuozhixing，wolaitongchou。”
zouchubangongshi，wosonglekouqi。tongshijixiaoyufaletiaoxinxi：“takaishijile。”
“weishenmezheimeshuo？”xiaoyuhenkuaihuifu。
“yinweifabuhuideyusuanyoumaoni。”wojiandanshuomingleqingkuang，“wogujitashixiangzaiwoshenshangzuowenzhang。”
“xiaoxindian，zheizhongrenshenmeshidougandechulai。”
“wozhidao。buguotayueshizheiyang，zanmendezhengjulianjiuyuewanzheng。”
zhengshuozhe，yitiaoneibuyoujianyinqilewodezhuyi。shiguanyufabuhuigongyingshangdequerenhan，chaosonglesuoyouxiangguanbumen。
danqiguaideshi，zhongbiaodejuranshiyijiamingbujianjingchuandexiaogongsi。baojiaquebiqitatoubiaofanggaochu30%yishang。
wodiankaizheijiagongsideziliao，yuekanyuejuedebuduijing。zhuceshijianhenduan，meiyouxiangguanxingyejingyan，gudongxinxiyeshifenmohu。
dakaizhiqianxiaowangjiwodeziliaoyiduibi，dizhimoshiheranxiangtong！
kanlaiyangxuemeishidasuangujizhongshi，liyongfabuhuizailaoyibi。
womashanglianxilexiaowang，rangtabangmangchazheijiagongsidezhanghuliuxiang。tongshijijigelaogongyingshangdadianhua，lejietamendetoubiaojia。
henkuai，gengdademimifuchushuimian。
yuanlaijigezhengguigongyingshangdebiaoshu，genbenjiumeiyoutijiaodaopingshenzu。tamenshoudaodejubiaotongzhi，yeshiyi“cailiaobuquan”weiyou。
erneijiazhongbiaodepibaogongsi，bujinzaiqianqizhifule“guwenfei”，haichengnuohuicongxiangmukuanzhongchoucheng50%！
yejiushishuo，zheishiyigechetoucheweidexujiazhaobiao！
wolikebazheixiexiansuozhenglichengwendang，jiamihoufajilexiaoyu。ranhouteyizaichashuijianzhizaojihui，rangyangxuemeidexinfu“touting”daowohegongyingshangdeduihua。
“hetongwoyijingkanguole...dui，suoyouxijiedouqingchu...qingfangxin，yiqieanguijulai...”
guobuqiran，diertianyangxuemeijiubawojiaoqutanhua。zheicitadaizhetaohaodexiaorong：
“xiaomeia，kannizuijingongzuohenjiji，gongsizhunbeijinidiaoxin。”
“zhende？neitaiganxiele。”wozhuangzuojingxi。
“buguozaizheizhiqian，xiangqingnidanrenfabuhuidequanquanfuzeren。”tayiweishenzhangdikanzhewo，“baokuo...gongyingshangduijiezheikuai。”
wozaixinlilengxiao。zheishixiangrangwozhijiecanyuzaojia，chengweigongfan。
“wohenganxieyangzongdexinren。”woguzuoyouyu，“buguozheimedadexiangmu，wopa...”
“meishenmehaopade。”tadaduanwo，“zhiyaoanwoshuodezuo，baozhengninengnadaoyibibucuode...jiangjin。”
woditousikaoleyihuier，ranhouzhengzhongdiantou：“hao，wotingyangzongde。”
kanzhetamanyidebiaoqing，wozhidao，tayijingwanquandiaojinlewodexianjing。
05
shiqingdefazhanbiwoyuliaodehaiyaoshunli。
yangxuemeisihuzhendeyiweilaworuhuojiunengfengzhuwodekou。takaishipinpinyuewochifan，yifu“tixiehoujin”dezitai。
“xiaomeia，nizhidaowoweishenmexuanzhongnima？”yijiagaodangcantingli，tayouyadiqiezheniupai。
wofangxiajiubei：“qingyangzongzhijiao。”
“nizaigongsidailezheimejiu，renmaiziyuandouhenshu。”taxiaozheshuo，“erqie...nigoucongming，zhidaoshenmegaishuo，shenmebugaishuo。”
yanxiazhiyijiushi：nishixiang，suoyikeyifenyibeigeng。
woguzuogandong：“yangzongtixie，wokendingbuhuirangninshiwang。”
“neijiuhao。”tamanyididiantou，“zheicifabuhuihou，huiyougengduoxiangmu。daoshihouzanmenhaohaopeihe。”
congcantingchulai，wolikebaluyinfajilexiaoyu。zheiduanduihua，wanmeiyinzhengletalalongxiashucanyuzaojiadeyitu。
“zhengjuchabuduogoule。”xiaoyuzaidianhualishuo，“danyaoxiangyijubatanaxia，haiquezuiguanjiandeyihuan。”
“wozhidao。”woqingshengshuo，“derangtazijibaoluzijinwanglai。”
diertianyizao，wojiuchuxianzaigongsilouxia。yuanyuande，kanjianyigeshuxideshenyingzhengguiguisuisuidihuangusizhou。
shineige“zhongbiaogongsi”delaoban。
woduozaizhuzihoumianpailejizhangzhaopian，ranhoufajixiaowang：“chachazheigerenjintiandexingcheng。”
banxiaoshihou，xiaowanghuifu：“taqulecaiwubu，daile15fenzhong。ranhouquleyangxuemeibangongshi，xianzaihaizailimian。”
wanmei。shijiyijingchengshu。
wodakaidiannao，bianjileyifengyoujian。shoujianrenshigongsisuoyougaocenghexiangguanbumenfuzeren：
“guanyufabuhuixiangmuzhaobiaocunzaidezhongdawentihefengxianyujing...”
shouzhizaifasongjianshangfangtingdunleyimiao。anxiaqu，jiuzhendemeiyouhuitoulule。
“ding”deyisheng，youjianfachu。
budaosanfenzhong，yangxuemeibangongshidemenjiubeimengdituikai。takuaibuzoudaowomianqian，liansetieqing：“nigenwolaiyixia。”
bangongshili，talianweizhuangdexiaorongdoulandebaile：“nishenmeyisi？”
“wozhishishishiqiushidifanyingwenti。”wopingjingdishuo。
“nibuyaojilianbuyaolian！”tapaizhezhuozi，“yiweizhangwoleshenmezhengjujiukeyiweixiewo？gaosuni，wonengbaninongjinlai，jiunengbaninongchuqu！”
“shima？”womanmanzhanqilai，dakaishoujiluyin，dianjibofang。
huiyishilixiangqitazhiqiandeshengyin：“zhiyaoanwoshuodezuo，baozhengninengnadaoyibibucuode...jiangjin。”
yangxuemeidelianseshunjianbiandeshabai。
“haiyouzheixie。”wobayitaziliaofangzaizhuoshang，“gongyingshangdezhenshibeijing，zijindequxiang，haiyoujintianzaoshangneiweilaobandexingzong...”
tazhandouzheshounaqiziliao：“ni...nixiangzenyang？”
“henjiandan。diyi，woyaosanbeiyuzhengchangbiaozhundepeichangjin。dier，woyaoyifengzhengshidetuijianxin。disan...”wodunledun，“shouhuizhenduixiaowangdecaiyuanjueding。”
“你在威胁我？”
“bu。”woweixiao，“wozhishizaigennizuoyibijiaoyi。zheixiedongxi，wodouyoubeifen。ruguonijuedebuzhizheigejia，woyekeyizhijiequzhaodongshizhang。”
bangongshixianrulesiyibandejijing。