爹爹搞事情第4章

woniangbiqianshiwoduitadeyinxiangli,yaopiaolianghenduo。

yishuangyanjingqingchejiandi,xuebaidemianrong,haidaizheguizhongnvzidejiaohan。

zhenshiyigewuyouwulvdeshaonv。

taoziguguyeshi,taheniangzhanzaiyiqi,jiuxiangyiduijiemeihua,xiaoqilaibiyangguanghaicanlan。

biwomenyiqibaotoutongkudeqicanjingxianghaotaiduole!

「aiya,xiaojie,zanmenhaishiganjinqujindian,hebiaoshaoyehuiheba,burangaidengjiule。」

表少爷?

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「niang,nibunengjiajiwodie!」wozhejidao,「tabushihaoren,taduinibuhao,haihaisileni,haibataozigugudasile!tahaidani,yedawo!」

「nizheixiaohai,hushuoshenmeni!」taoziguguzhouzhemei,「biaoshaoyeduiwojiaxiaojiekehaole,shenmedabuda,sibuside?nizheixiaohai,womenhaoxinwennifumuhezai,nizaizheilihuyanluanyuxiesha?xiaojiemashangjiuyaohebiaoshaoyechengqinle!」

buguanwozenmeshuo,tamenjiushibuxiangxinwo。

gengkepadeshi,suiranwohuidaoleguoqu,keshizheigeguoqu,hewoyuanlaicongtaoziguguhaiyouniangneilitingdaodeyoubuyiyang!

xianzai,wonianggenbenmeiquguofanjingshan!tashentibuhao,danshiyizhizaijiazhongxiuyang。

erqietamenshuo,wodieduiwonianghenhao!jingchangqukanwoniang,jitasongxiexiaowanyier,liangrenganqinghenhao!

wojidetuantuanzhuan:「nimenxiangxinwo,tazaiwaimianzhendeyougenvren,duifangjiaoxueniang,yihouxuenianghaihuizaizangwoniang——jiushinihaitaliuchan——」

「表妹!」

一个男声打断了我。

wohuitou,kanjianwodiezhengzhejidizouguolai,kandaowo,tamingxianyileng。

「die!」wojiaota,「nihaiwonianghaidehaibugoucanma?nihaixiangquta?wohuishaleni!woniangdeshifuyehuishaleniquanjia!」

wodielianseshunjiancangbai,danshiyishunjianhou,taluchuyihuodebiaoqing:「xiaoguniang,nirencuorenleba?」

tazaisahuang!tayejideyuanlaideshi!

那他的雪娘呢!

danshimeirenxinwo,tamendoudangwoshipianzi,budongshidexiaohai!

wodiewenrouqianquandiduiwoniangshuo:「zouba,wojinidingleyitaohenhaokandeshoushi,niyidingxihuan。」

「niweishenmesahuang!niweishenmepianren!」wodakuqilai,「niang,nibiejiata!wuwuwu!tabushihaoren!nianga,nishuonizuihouhuideshi,jiushijiajitaa!nibiejiataa!nihetaozigugudouhuibeitahaisia!」

wobeitaoziguguwuzhuzuiba,baolechuqu。

woniangcuoedikanzhewo,meitouweiweizhouzhe。

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「nizhendemeisahuang?」taoziguguchazheyaozhanzaiwomianqian。

womensizhoumeiren,wofashi:「womeisahuang,taozigugu,wozhendeshicongweilailaide,nizuixihuanzuoguihuagao,woniangbuaichihuluobu,zhoujiayou——」

wobazhoujiahejiangjiasuoyourenderendoushuoleyibian,haibatamendeyixiexiguanleyeshuole。

taozigugudigudao:「woyejuedebiaoshaoyeyoudianqiguai,zicongtaqulejiangnanyihou,jihubujixiaojiexiexin,woyeouertingguotayaotuihundexiaoxi,danshiqianduanshijian,biaoshaoyeturanyouduixiaojiehenhao——」

「neitianyoushenmetebiezhichuma?」

「dalehendadelei,fangfoyaobatiandidouzagedongchulai,henkepa,baoyuxialesantiansanyea,danshichengzhongyoumeiyouyanshui。zongzhizhongzhongguaixiang。houlai,biaoshaoyejiuduixiaojiehenhaole,tingshuotazaiyulizhanleyitianyiyeni,jiuweiledengzhejianxiaojie,dajiadoushuotaduixiaojieyongqingzhishen。」

「pianren!」woshengqidishuo,「tayidingyezhidaoweilaifashengdeshi!taozigugu,nibiexintaa,nishibeitayijiaotiside,tajiushiweiletadexueniang,wodiedalewoniang,woniangjiuzishale。」

zuihou,taozigugujuedingxiandaiwohuijiangjia,wanshangzaishuozheijianshi。

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wanshang,tamenkanzhewolangtunhuyanchilefan。

taoziguguduiwoniangdao:「xiaojie,zheixiaoguniangzhendehenizhangdeyouliufenxiangni。」

woniangkanzhewo,wenroudiwen:「nishibushichilehenduokua?」

wodeyanleishuajiuliulechulai,pujintahuaili:「meinichidekuduo。」

woniangyaowoquzhaowodie,tashuo:「jirannishuo,biaogeyeshicongweilailaide,mingrishishenfushanghuahui,tahuiqu,nizhaogejihui,yintaqujiashanneibian,neibianmeiren,womenduozaineili,ruguonishuodeshizhende,tayidinghuiluchumajiao,haoma?」

wocalecayanlei:「nixinwole?」

woniangshenseningzhong:「wozongjuedezijiwangleshenmehenzhongyaoderenheshi,zuijinzhongzhongshiqingtaiguoguiyi,nishuozheixie,wobujuedehaipa,fanerhaoxiangxinlideshitouluoledi,youzhongyuanlairucizhigan。chaqingchuxie,yehao。」

dierri,woniangtuoshenxiaojiebawodaiquleshenfu,woduozaianchu,kandaowodieshi,bianchongtahuihuishou。

takandaowo,sichukanlekan,guoranzhuizhewoguolai。

「站住!芝芝!」

「nizhongyuchengrenle,nijiushizhidaojianglaifashengdeshi!niweishenmehaiyaohaiwoniang!」

wozhidaowonianghetaoziguguduozaijiashanli。

danshiwoniangduiwaixuanchengtabingle,jinribulaishanghuahui。

wodiekanzhewo,yanshenrouhelexialai,dunzaiwomianqian,seshengdao:「zhizhi,duibuqi……woyuanlaiguimixinqiao……wobuzhidaoyiqiedouheniniangwuguan,yebuzhidaoniniangshibeixianhaide……ninengyuanliangwoma?」

woxiangpeitayikoude,danshizhidaobunengdaduanta。

「niyihouhaihuihaisiwoniangde。nimingmingyijinghexueniangzaiyiqile,neinibielaidaraowoniangle!」

「wobuhuizaigufuniniangle,womencongxiaoyiqizhangda,woyuanlaishiguimixinqiao,caihuizhonglexueniangdeguiji,wozhenzhengaide,xinlizaiyide,shininiang。」

talianshangfuxianchuyizhongleisihuihendebiaoqing:「qishi,yuanlaiwoqukanguoniniang,neishitahetashifu……zoudehenjin,woxinlijidu,neishizhenghaoxueniangchuxianle,suoyiwo……」

takanzhewo:「nver,darendeshi,nibudong,keshiwoyijingzhendezhidaocuole,wofashi,zheicizhongshengdejihui,yidingshilaotiantingdaolewodehuihen,suoyizaijiwoyicijihui,woyidinghuiduininianghaode!nixinwo。nver,wozhidao,qianshiwomeijindaozuozhangfuhefuqindezeren,duinimenmunvyouhenduokuiqian,wozheiciyidinghuizuogehaozhangfu,haofuqin,haoma?」

taxiangshenshoumowo,wotulekoushuizaitalianshang:「niganhaiwoniang,wojiaowoniangdeshifu,zailaishaguangzhoujiaderen,haiyoujiangjiaderen!nibuhuiwangjileba,nisizhiqian,zhenggezhoujiaderen,quanbubeiwoniangdeshifushaguangle!」

talianseshabai:「buhuide、buhuide,nimeifaxianma?xianzaizheigeshijie,ninianggenbenjiumeiyoushifu——」

「woyehuishaguangzhoujiaderen!」

tayibabaozhuwo:「nver,yuanlaishidiediebudui,diedieyihouhuibuchangnide,haoma?wofashi,wofashi。」

tayouyanleidizaiwodeshenshang,woehenhenyaoletadejianbangyikou,henhentuikaita,paodaowoniangneiliqule。

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woniangbaozhewo,yanjingliquanshiyanlei,jiuzheimekanzhewodie。

wodiehuiguotou,kandaowoniang,shunjianhuangleshen:「biaomei——」

woganjindao:「niang,nibiebeitapianle!tayuanlaijiushiyongxianzaidezuilianduixueniang,banikanzuobanjiaoshi,dasiletaozigugu,haisileni,dalewo!」

「nitingwojieshi,wozhende——」

「niang!」wojianjiaoyisheng,woniangyunleguoqu!

woniangxinglaideshihou,yibabaozhulewohetaozigugu,shishengtongkuqilai。

takuwanleyihou,yougenmeishirenyiyang,yejuekoubutituihundeshi。

wodielaikanta,wonianghetachaojia,danshiwoniangdeyisi,shiguaiwodie,beizhetazaiwaimianyouwozheigesishengnv。

wobushihengaodedongta,wohenzheji,pinminghewoniangshuowodieyouduohuai,dantafengrenjiushuowojingshencuoluan。

tahaishijieshoulewodieyougesishengnvdeshi,shenzhimeijiaguoqu,jiudaiqilesishengnv,dajiadoushuotaxianliangshude。

wanshangshuijuedeshihou,wohenshengqidiwenta:「niweishenmebuxinwo?」

tahetaoziguguhaizaizuozhenxianhuo,shoulishihenpojiudeyifu。

wenyan,yebuliwo,zhishijixumaitoufengfengbubudeyangzi。

「weishabayinpiaoheshoushifengjinyifuli?」

「嘘。」