第1章

“menlingdingdongdingdongxianggebuting”bahaizaishuimengzhongdenvrenchaoxingle。

“sheiayi**zaode”dakaimenkanyikuaidixiaoge,xixiangleyixiashuo“wozuijinmeimaidongxiya,shibushigaocuole。”

kuaidixiaogekanzheiqingkuangjimangquerenleyixia“qingwennishiliyunvshima?nideshoujiweihaoshi3413ma?”“shidemeicuo。”“neizheigejiushinidebaoguo,qingqianziyanshouyixia。”“ehaode,xiexie!”

guanhaomenhouhaoqishisheijizijijidebaoguo,baoguobu**shangmianhaishiyingwenban,nandaoshiwoneizaiguowailiuxuederanhouzhijieliuzaiguowaifazhandeguimijiguolaide。haoqidedakailebaoguofaxianlimianzhishiyimiangupodejingzidunshimeilexingqufangyibianle,zheishishoujixianglejieqidianhua。

“wei,ayuwojinijidedongxishoudaolema?neishiwofeileyifangongfucainongdaoshoude,nibangwonaququjiandingzhongxinjiandingyixia,renwodoulianxihaole,nixianzaibangwosongguoqujiuxingle,shoujihaofaniweixinshangdengwohuiguoleshaobulenihaochu。”“ngmeishijiubuzhidaolianxiwo,zenmexianzaiyoushicaixiangqiwolaile,woduinikemeiyouqidaile。”“aixingxingxing,zheishibangwobantuo,woyidinghaohaobuchangni。”“ng,yaomeishenmeshidehuajiuzaijian!”

aidayinglerenjiadeshijiuyaobantuo,daojiandingzhongxinyaoyigeduoxiaoshini。jiandandeshoushileyixia,chilezaodianhoujiunashangyaochidaizhegujingchufale。

kaicheshanggaosule,zailushangnaozilijiuzaixiangziji**lingshengnvdeshenfenshenmeshihoushigetou,ranhouyouxiangdaozuotianneigeqipadexiangqinduixiangneiju“yihouwoliangzaiyiqile,nizhuwaiwozhunei。”shouniedelanhuazhi,haipaomeiyandeyangzi。chadianjianggangchidezaofantulechulai。ganghuiguoshenlaizhunbeianxinkaichejiufaxianyicheluntaichaozijifeileguolai,ranhoujiuxianrulehunmi。

xingguolaihoufaxianzijizaiyijianmibideshishili,shishiqiangbishangxiangqianzheyixiefaguangdeshitou。shishilikongdangdangdelianzhangzhuozidoumeiyou,jiuzhiyouzijizuozhedeyigeruandian。

tianazheishishenmedifanga,wobushichuchehuolema,zenmezaidaozheilile,wobushibeirenbangjiaguanyadaozheilileba,yidingzaizuomengduizuomeng,ranhouzhongxintangxia,guolehuiyouzhongxinzuoleqilai,bushiwozenmeshuibuzhele,yushihenhendechoulezijiyizuibazi,“ahaotong!”dahenleshoumozhelianjiayidunrou。

abuduilianshangzheishishenme,tashouzaizijixiabachulaihuimo,maomaohaoduomao,xiabazhangmaole,xiabajuranzhangmaolea~~~

yizhenjinghuangshicuodejianjiaoguohou,xiangqizhaojingzikankanzijixianzaidaodishenmeguiyangzi,duiyazhaojingzi,neigujingwobushisuishoufangdoulilema?douli,kudou,zaikudoudeweizhigujingmeimodaoyoumodaoyituanqiguaidedongxi,xiangrouqiuhaishizijishenshangzhangchulaide,a~~yixiazijingdezhanleqilai,wangzijishenxiakanqu,zhijiekandaojiao,jimangyongshuangshoumoxiangxiongkouchu,wodexiongni,wo36ddexiongni。

haimeidengzijifaxiezheikongbuqingxu,yizhentoutongyuliecongnaohailixilai,tengdezijishuangshoubaozhetoutengdezaidishangdagun。naohailibuduanchuanlaideyixiepianduanyuzijidejiyizhongdiezaiyiqiyuelaiyueduo,yuelaiyueduodexinxiwangzainaozilizuan,zhongyushoubuzhutongyouyunleguoqu。

xinglaizhihou,faxianzijichuanyuele,hunchuandaoyigenanrenshenshang。dunshileiliumanmian,zenmejiuchengnanrenleni,suiranmeigeyuehuilai**yima,danshiwomeia,shencaihaoa……,wuwuwudekuleyizhenzi,zhidaokuleilecaitingxialaisikao。caijianjianjieshouzijizhendechuanyuedaoyinanrenshenshangdeshishi。xiangzhezijishichuchehuole,neiluntaizhichongmianmenlaideneigaosushang,zijikendingshisidebunengzaisile,meiyouhuiqudekenengle。zheiyishikehaiqingxingzijihaihuozhehaishigeren,zhiyushinanrennvrenhaoxiangyemeizheimezhongyaole。

zheigenanrenyejiaoliyugenzijitongming

haishigechiqinghan,kegenjuzijiyigexiandairenduinannannvnvganqingdelejie,chajuechuliyuchiqingdeshimeichumengyaojiushiyilvcha,liyuzheixieniandechiqingdoucuofule。

“shimeizheishiwocongshifuneidelaidezhujidan,fuxiahoukezhushimeichenggongzhuji。”

“shimeizheishiwocongshilianzhidiqianglaideziyuan,shimeinikanniyaonaxiewosongni。”

“shimeishenmeshihoukeyiyuwoshuangxiua,wohaoxiangyaohenizaiyiqi。”

“shixiong,wotingzongmenneirenshuoguo,yurenshuangxiukeyizengjinxiuwei,youqishidiyicixiaoguogenghao,ruguoxiuweigaodegengshen,shixiongnikanwomengangdadaozhujiqi,muqianxiuweitaidile,yaobudengwomendoujindanqilezaikaolvshuangxiuzhishi,shixiongnijueruhe。”

“hao,woquantingshimeide。”

“shimeizheishiwozaishilianzhidibushaliangtoujindanyaoshou,congzongmenzhanglaoneihuanlaidedanyao,nifuxiajiunengshunlijiedanle。”

“shixiong,xiexieni”“shimeibuyongxiedoushiwoyinggaizuode。”

“shimeirujinniwodouyijiedanwomenshibushikeyishuangxiule。”

“shixiongcaijiedannijiugaoxingchengzheiyang,nikangenwomenyiqilaidewangshixiong(wangjing)douyishijindanhouqixiuweile,haiyou**shixiong(zhangmen**shixiongxiaomuteng)douyijingshiyuanyingqixiushile,nizaikankannicaidaojindanzhongqi,henishuangxiuhouninashenmebaohuwo,jiunanizheigejindanzhongqidexiuweima?xiuxianjieruorouqiangshiniyoubushibuzhidao,woshibuhuihenishuangxiude,woyaoherenshuangxiuyehuizhao**shixiongneiyangde,nisilezheitiaoxinba。”

“shimeinishizhidaowoduinishizenmeyangde,bujiushiyuanyingqima,wocongxianzaikaishixiulian,xiuliandaohouqiranhoujieyuanying,woxianzaijiukaishibiguanxiulian,shimeiniyidingyaodengwochuguan,dengwodaoyuanyingqiwomenjiushuangxiuhaoma,shimeinibuyao,buyaohe**shixionghaoma?shimeiniyidingyaodengwo。”

ranhouliyujiubiguanxiulian,benjiuyinpashimeigenbierenshuangxiucaibiguanxiuliandeliyu,zaisuidanjieyingshixinmocongsheng,daozhijieyingshibai,jingjiedieluo,zhishengjindanchuqixiuwei,zizhiyushimeishuangxiuwuguojiashangxinmocongshengwufadikang,zuizhongsunming,ranhoujiushizijihunchuanguolai。

xianzaizijiyebuzaiyinnvchuannanernanguole,jiushiweiliyuaierbude,zhongqiyisheng,buzhide。

xianzaizijiyexiangqingchulehaohaojieshouxianshi,nengzaihuoyiciyijingshishangbeizi,bu,shishangshangbeizishaogaoxiangle。xiangzhaokuaijingzikankanxianzaishishenmeyangzi,zhengxiangzhejingzi,neikuaiguseguxiangdejingzijiuchuxianzailezijishihaili,dangliyuzhunbeixiangyaotansuoyixiazheikuaijingzishi,

tingjianyizhenhongliangdeshengyin“liyunizenmeyangle。”haoxiangjiuzaizijierbianshuohuayiyang,hedeyijiling,caihouzhihoujuedexiangqingchuzheishixiuxianjieshenmedouyoukenengfasheng。

ranhouzouchudongfu,lairenzhengshineigehetamenyiqijinhehuanzongdewangshixiongwangjing,ruguobushiliyuyixinpuzaishimeishenshang,tahezheigelijingdeguanxihuifeichanghao,zaitagangjieyingshibaidiyigelaikantajiukandechulaiwangjinghaishihennianjiuqingde。liyucishipengtougoumian,yifushanghaizhanyouxuezi。renshoudexianggepibaogu。kejianzheimoyanghaokanbudaonaqu。

“lishidinihaihaoba。”

“zheiwendeshenmehua,kanwozheiyangzinenghaoma?”

“ng,meisijiuxing。zaixiaxianxinggaotuile。”yishunjianshengyinhaizaini,renjiubujianle。

yibiangantanxiuxianjieguoranshenqi,“zheigewangshixiongjiushilaikankanliyusimeisima。”liyuanisilehaodaiyougerenlaikanlekan,yehaisuanshikeyile,kanlaizheiwangjingkechua。

aiyebuzhidaoneibianwosilehou,chulewoneizaiguowaideguimihaiyoumeiyoubierenjideziji。zijiyeshigueryuanlizhang**de,biyehouzhigumaitoukugan,dengyouledianchengjihouchenglebierenkouzhongdenvqiangren,**lingshengnv。zheiyangderenshengsilebiansileba,buzaiquxiangle,xiangleyemeiyong,haishixiangxiangruhezaizheilihuoxiaquba,neigelvchayemeishuocuozheishigeruorouqiangshideshijieshiliweishang。

zhengxianghuidongfudaliyifan,jiutingdaoyourenchaofengdeshuo“yoshibaile,jingjiedouluoleyijie,nihaibuzhidaoba,nineixiaoshimeibannianqianjiuyijingshi**shixiongderenle,hahahahaixiangzhegenrenshuangxiuni,hahahaxiaosiwole。”

huitoucaikanqingshiyuanlaizhiqianyeweizheshimeizhuandeyige,meishaorangliyujinggaoguo。dezhizijijieyingshibailaikanxiaohuade,suanlelandelitaxianjindongfubazijinongganjinglezaishuo。

huanleshenganjingyifuhou,xilebalian,bazijinongganjingle,caixiangqigujingzideshi,xiuxiandexiaoshuoyekanguojibenle,changshixingdedongxihaishizhidaode。yushibishangyanjingshenchulaishouxinlixiangzhegujing,guoranneimianjingzijiuchuxianzailezijideshoushang,zheijingzikendingshishenmefabaozhilei,zijinenghunchuanguolaidingshizheijingzidegonglao。duizhezijizhaolezhao,faxianzheiliyubujinmingzigenzijiyiyang,zhangxiangyegenzijiyouqibafenxiangsi。nandaoshishenmeqianshijinsheng,shishilunhuiyouguan。neiyebudui,zheilishixiuxianjiegendiqiuwanquanmeiguanxiba。

zheiyiliandemaobuhuzizenmebana,zijiyongshouguama?wobuhuiya,balianguahuailezenmebana,chakanleyixialiyujiyi,zixisousuoyixia,faxianzheixiexiaoshizashizenmedeshenmexinxidoumeiyou,zheikeruheshihaoyaobuchuquzhuanzhuan,kankanyoumeiyouleisiguahuzilifadedianpu。liyujiushixiangdaojiuhuiquzuodezhu。

yushilimaqishenchuledongfuxiangzhejishifangxiangyujianfeiqu。cishiliyubuzhidaodeshi,zijijieyingshibaihailuoleyigejinjie,zhenggehehuanzongdouchuankaile,zirannei**shixiong,neilvchashimeiyezhixiaole。

daolexiuxianjishishang,jiukandaohenduobaitanweide,youmaifabaode,danyaode,wuqide,haiyoumaigezhonggeyangshitoudehaoduoxiqiguguaidedongxi,kandaoyigemailingguode,molemoduzifaxianzijihenjiudoumeichidongxiyemeiyoujuedee。

danzuiliqueshimeiwei,jiushixiangchangchangweidaoyushijiuzoudaomailingguotanweishangwendao“zheiweishidilingguozenmemaide。”zheilingguoliyurendebushishenmexiyoudelingguoyinggaibugui,“yikuaixiapinlingshishige。”kanlekanzijidechuwudaisuoshengbuduodelingshi,zaiganjuexiazheidanchuniaodezui,haishirentonggeainaleshikuailingshimaile100geguozishoujinchuwudaihou,zaiguanglehui,meiyoukandaoguahuzidedifang,juedingzijihuiquzijinongyixia,meikanguozhuzouluyechiguozhuroudedaolihuiquzijiguahuziyeyinggaimeiwenti。

yushijiudasuanhuiqule。yujianfeixingdaobanlushang,zhijiansizhibuzhijiaoshenmedelingshoulazheyilianghaohuaxianlingche,xianlingchepangshijimingxiangxiannvyiyangdenvxiushicuyongzhe,zheishihehuanzong**shixiongchuxingduyoudepaichang。liyubuxiangreshibianyujiantinglexialailizaiyipang,dasuandengrenzouhouzaiyujianhuiqu。buxiangxianlingchequetingzailezijigenqian。zheishicaixiangqizhiqianneigelaikanzijixiaohuaderenshuoguobannianqiannineigeshimeijiugen**shixionghaoshangle。

buhaozheishichongwolaideba,zenmeban,dayedabuguo,xianzaipaoyelaibujile,suanlexiankankanqingkuangba,xiangyixiazhiqianliyuduitaxiaoshimeiyemeizuoguoshenmechugedeshi,zijigentashuokailegezianhaojiuxing,xiangdaozheiyejiufangxialexinshentanranmiandui。

zheishiconglingcheshangxialaiyigeshenzimiaomandabanyaoraodenvzi,zoudaoliyumianqianhuanleyisheng

“lishixiong,haojiubujianle。”

linglongyibanshengyinsihuzaishuohuajianshiyonglemouzhongmeishu,gourenxinpo,rangliyudouyouleyisihuanghu,haihaozijishichuanyueguolaidenvren,duinvrenmianyicaiyixiajiudinglexinshen,hehuanzongdenvxiudouyouxiulianmeishu,meishuqueyouqiangruozhifen,chumengyaodemeishusuanshizhongshangle,nanguaicaibanniandeshijianjiupanshang**shixiongle。zaixinlimadaosilvchazhanv,lianshangquexiaozheshuo。

“ayaoshimeizhaowoyoushi?”

lvchashimeijixuxiaozheshuo“lishixiongzheihuashuode,haodaiwoyeshishixiongxihuanguoderen,jiubunenglaizhaoshixiongxuxujiuma?”

liyuyebuzhidaotalaizhaozijiyoushenmemude,kendingbushihaoshi,ruguoshiguyizaizijimianqianxuanyaoyixia,neizijiyinggaikeyizouleba。

“hehe,jiranchushimeiyijinghe**shihaohele,youhebizaishuoneiyangdehua,rujinniyizhixiaowojieyingshibaile,cengjinshuoguodehuayiwufazaiduixian,woyibuganduishimeishewangshenme,qingshimeikanzaizhiqiandeqingfenshangfangguozaixia,zaixiazhuheshimeixinxiangshicheng,wohaiyouyaoshizaishenjiubudaraoshimeiyushixiongdehaoshile,gaoci。”

“manzhe”zhengzhunbeizouni,youbeiduhuilaile。

zheishi**shixiongcongcheneixialaiyibalouzhulechumengyaoshuodao“zheijiushizhiqianyizhichanzhenideneigeren,wokanyebuzenmeyangya,nandaoshimeihaiduitaniannianbuwangma?”“**shixiong~renjiameiyouzheiyangxiangle,meiyourennengbideguo**shixiongniya~,shimeizhishixiangquerenyixialishixiongcishiduiwoyoushenmexiangfaeryi,jiranlishixiongganggangdoushuolebuzaishewangyuwo,woyefangxinle,bijingzhiqianlishixiongduiwohaishitinghaode,**shixiongzheixianikefangxinlewoxinlizhiyouniya。”

zheiduigounannvjiuzheiyangzaizijimianqiantanqingshuoaiqilaile,cishishentilimomingdeshengqiyigushiwang,fennu,ehenzhiqing,jimangyazhizheburangqibaofachulai,shouxindouniechuxuele,shentiyerenbuzhudezhandouzhe,yanleiyekongzhibuzhudediaolexialai,cishizijizhinengbatoudixialaiburangrenkanjian,kexiuxianjiederendouhaishirenma?shenmeshidoushiyimulerande。

“zezeze,kanlailishixionghaiduishimeiyouwangnianya,shimeinikanruheshihaoya。”

cishizijizaiyebuxiangrenle,leiliumanmiandetaiqitou**shengdehanlechulai“womeiyou,wobuhuizaiduichushimeiyoushenmexiangfa,chumengyaoniwoenduanyijue,zhuniyu**shixionghaohe,congciniwoxingtongmolu。”

hanchulaihoudunjueqingsongbushao,zhunbeiyujiantaolizheili,buliaoyigezhiqianhaozaikanrenaoderenchulaizulanletadequlu。kanlekanneiren,xianglexianglengshimeicongliyujiyilizhaodaozheigerendeyingzi,burende,kanlairenshijindanzhongqixiuwei。

“有事?”

“tingshuolishixiongbiguanyinianduo,jiushixianghelishixiongbishiyixiagongfaeryi。”

shuozhejiudongqishoulai,chushouhenli,chushoujiushishazhaobuliuyudi,zijicaiganggangjieguanzheijushenti,genbenbuzhidaoruheduikanga,zhinengpingjiebennengdeyingfulejizhao,cubujifangdejiubeineirenyixiajizhongledaofeileshijimicaikankantingxia,ganjuequanshenyaosanjialeban,mengdetuchuyikouxianxue,yigujutongxilaia~haotong,yishimohudeyaoyunguoqule,zijiyiwulizhichengcongkongzhongzhuilexiaqu。ganglaijiuyaosilema,wozheishibushisidezuikuaidechuanyuezhea,xiangxiangzhongdeluodimeiyouchuxian,zijihaobeirenzhuazhuhoujingzitiqilai,zuilibeisailekedanyao,ranhouganjuebeifangdaoleyibajianshang,liantiezhejianshenbingliangcigu,zijixianzaitongdedongyixiadoubuxing。pianpianhaiyunbuguoqu。

ganggangjiuzijidezhengshiwangjing,cishitazhengyugangcaineigechushoushangwodeneirenduizhan,neirenzizhibudicongmangtaoli。wangjingyemeizailihuineiren。

zoudaochumengyaoduimian,kanlekanniwaizaiyiqidelianggerenmianwubiaoqingdeshuodao:“chumengyaobietaiguofenle。”

ranhoudaizhezhongshangdeliyuzoule。batasongdaodongfuhou,kandaoliyucishizhuangkuang,wuguanyintengtongerniuqu,lianshangyoushileiyoushixuehaihuzilacha,meifazhengyanxiangkan,kantameishenmeshile,jiujiaodaitadaizaizijidongfuhaohaoyangshang,ranhoucongchuwudaizhongquchujipingliaoshangdanyaohejipinglingjiufangdaoliyushenbian,zhaohumeidajiuzoule。

zijiyounachujikeliaoshangdanyaofuxiahou,caiganjuedaomeineimetongle,kanlekanshenbianjipingjiu,xinxiangyihouyidingyaozaigenduifangdaoxiele。

huilaihouxinqingjiupingfule,haosizheishentizuihoudezhiniansuizhetahandeneishengenduanyijuehoujiuxiaosanle。cishiyewuxinxiangzheixie,liaoshangyaojin。

zhongshangzhihouzijijiuyizhiguaiguaidedaizaidongfuliyangshangle。

liyushitianlinggenxiushibenyingdangbeizongmenzhongshi,lingtajinzongmendeshifuquejiangtadelinggenyinmanlexialaiduitashuodao“muxiuyulinfengfengbicuizhi。”liyuyeshibatashifudehuajizaixinlile,zhihoubujiujiuduichumengyaochiqingle,jihubazijisuoyouziyuandoujilechumengyao,pingzheshengyudeyidianziyuanxiuliandaolejindanqi。

xiangzhe“zhiqiandeliyuhaishitinglihaide,ruguobasuoyouziyuandouyongdaozijishenshang,haibibuguonei**shixiongma。”

liyudeshifu(zhoutai)chuqulilianyiqubuhuidou20duonianle,haihaomeihuiburanfaxianzijibushiyuanzhuangdeneigejiucanle。

neixianzaizijiyaohaiyaogouzhema,rujinzijiyu**shixionghaiyouchushimeijiaoele,natianzaiciyujianyaoruheshihaoa,xianzaidezijikebushitamendeduishoua。kanlaihaishidexiulian。

zhiqianliyushijianxiu,shuilinggenxuedegongfaqueshituxigongfa。xianzaigenbenjiuxiulianbuxiaqule,zenmebanzhongxinquxuangongfa,zhongxinxiulianhailaidejima?kanlaimuqianzhinengzhongxinxuanxiule。

yijingjuedingzhongxinxiulianlejiumeiyouzaixiangzheixieshile,younachugujingbawanqilai,zaiyongshoucaleyixiajingmianshifaxianjingmianqileyizhenlianyi,jiezhezijideshoujiujindaojingzilimianle,yizhenxilizijizhenggeshentidoubeixilejinqu。