第1章
“dage，rangnibanijializheigezaixingjiaochulaijidajiazhulebaocanyidunniyoubuken，xianzaicunzhangbuyuanyidaizhenimenyijiayiqitaohuangle，zongbunengtuoleiwomengenniyiqidengsiba！”
“dui！bixufenjia！zheixieguowanpiaopen、liangshi、rougandoujiwomen！haiyouneixiejiwomendoudaizoule，fanzhengnimenyehuobuzhang！”
“buxing！buxinga！zheixiejishiwomenliuzhejiwanningbushenzide，nimenbaliangshidounazoule，zheishibujiwomenliuhuolua！”
吵死了！
songwanningzhijuedetoutongyulie，gangzhengkaiyan，jiukanjianjigeyizhepolanhunshenganshouderenzaiqiangyiwoji。
xiayike，cuiruodejilongsifenwulie，jizhijilikefeiqilaisichuluancuan。
tagangqishen，qizhongyizhijiujingzhunditiaodaoletadelianshang，zhongxinjitaanlehuiqu。
songwanninghounaoshaozaicimengdizhuangxiangdimian，tengdeziyaliezui，genyanqiandegongjidayandengxiaoyan。
【咯咯咯——】
【wanning，kuaixingxing！niershutamenyaobanimenjiasuoyouliangshichidedouqiangzou，yaoesinimenla！】
【wohaitingdaotamenshangliang，dengnimenyijiadouesile，cunlirenjiuhuilaifenshichirou！】
宋晚宁:“！”
**，qimengleba，tajingrantingjiangongjishuorenhuale！
yucitongshi，moshengdejiyichaoshuibanyongrunaohai，wushuhuamianzoumaguanhuayiyangkuaisushanguo。
tajingranchuanchengleanchaoyutatongmingtongxingdexiaonongnv！
yinweichushengdeshihoutianjiangyixiang，zaijiashangyuanzhutingdedongshouyu，xihuangenyixiedongwudidigugushuohua，xinggegupi，beicunrenrenweiyilei。
zheicigengshiyinweisanniandahancunlinaozaihuang，zaijiashangbeifangdadalaifan，dichubeifangbianjiedesongjiacunrenbudeyijucunnanqian。
queyinweilushangquechishaoliang，cunlirenjiuxiangbatazheigezaixingzhulechi。
yuanzhudefumupinsihuzhunver，renucunzhangerbeiquzhuchutaohuangduiwu。
ershuyijiachenhuodajie，hunluanjianhaibayuanzhutuidishangshuaisile。
jiyihuilong，songwanningyipaidatui。
倒霉！真倒霉！
daobabeizimeicaichuandaozheizhongniaobulashipodifang！
lianshangturanyibianxiaolianruhua：“haihaokongjiandaileguolai！”
“dage，niyaoshizaibusongshou，kebieguaiwobukeqilea！”
neibianershusongpingweilezhuajinuhongleyan，ehenhendingzhezhuaizhetadesongrong。
ershenliucuihuagengshizhijiegentaniangdaqilaile，lianggerenchetoufazhuaiyifudadenanshenanfen。
didisongjiangyebeiershujiadelianggepangxiaozianzaidishangzou。
“buxing！buxinga！zheigejinimenzhenbunengnazou！”fuqinsongrongjidebuxing，queyinweiqueleyitiaotuixingdongbufangbian，beiyazhizhu，zhinengsisizhuaizhuduifangdegebo。
“你可别逼我！”
songpingqiji，dangxiabuzaiyouyu，taijiaojiuchaozhesongrongshoushangdeneitiaotuihenhenchuaileguoqu。
【zheigesongpingzhenbushidongxi，nidiedetuihaishiyinweiqianliangtianjiutahaizishoudeshangni！】
gongjijixumamalieliejiaohuanzhe。
songwanningmouguangyizhen，kuaisuzhuazhegongjideerduo，didigugushuolejiju，ranhoujiuxianggexiaopaozhangyiyangfanshenerqi，xiangzhesongpingchongleguoqu。
songpingcubujifangbeishuailegegentou，mamalieliepaqilai，taishoujiuyaozouren。
songwanningqueyanjishoukuaiyijingbashoulidejidiguoqu，heiheiyixiao。
“ershu，nibieshengqi，woshilaijinisongjide。”
songpingnaoduzidezanghuajiuzheimeyanlexiaqu，jianguisidedingletayizhen，zheicailenghengyisheng:“suannizheigezaixingshixiang！”
ranerxiayike，jigangdaotashouli，jiuliangyanyifanxiecaile。
yucitongshi，dishangyuanbenzhenghuobengluantiaodaochuluanpaodejiquanbudousiyangbachawangdishangdao，haikoutubaimo。
songwanninggengshiyilianjingsong:“ya！zheixiejigaibuhuibeiwokezhe，ranlewenyiba！”
zhongrenlianseweibian，fenfenhoutui。
songpingyanpiziyitiao，zhenghaoshoulidejikoutubaimoliutashoushang，hedetalikejiubajirengle，“sou”yixiaduochuqulaoyuan。
ershenjigeyehedemianrutuse，songkaishoujiupao，haibeisongwanningtaniangliumeishunshouhaoleyibatoufaxialai，tengdeaoaocanjiao。
songwanningpianhaiyaozhuazhejijixuzhui:“ershuershen，nimenbushiyaowojiajima！jinia！”
“e！haiyouwojiaqitadedongxi，yebuzhidao**ranshangjiwen，buguomeiguanxi，zanmendoushiyijiaren，yaosi**a！”
songpinghedeliansefabai，paodegengkuaile。
kanrenaodecunminmengengshituibisanshe，shengpazhanreshang。
yuanbenzuzhidajianaoshiyaoba“zaixing”songwanningzhualechiroudecunzhangsongdefa，zheihuiergengshipaodebisheidoukuai。
songwanningkebuhuifangguota，yigejianbujiuchongshangqu，qiaowushengxichuxianzaiduifangmianqian，liezuiyinsensenyixiao。
“cunzhangshu，nibushixiangchirouma？zheijijinichia？”
songdefachadianheyunguoqu，takushoudeshenzifangruofengzhongluoyeyibandougebuting。
“ni......nizheigezaixing，liwoyuandian！”
songwanningtiaomei:“xiangrangwoliyuandianyexing，nibawojiadehujiwenshuhaijiwomen，bingqiezaizupushangbawomenyijiazihuadiao，yihouzanmenjiuzaimeiyoubandianguanxile，woziranbuhuizaichanzhenimen！”
taxixiyixiao:“buranwozuoguidouchanzhenimen，banimenquankesige！”
宋德发:“！”
tajuedesongjiayatoufengle。
piantashoulidejihaizaiyigejingerditupaopao，kanzhedequexiangshiranlewenyi。
这丫头着实邪乎！
songdefayanpiziyitiao，jihubudaiyouyude，likebahujiwenshunachulaidiudishang，haidangzhetademianbazupuhuadiao。
ehenhenkaikou:“heng！meiyoucunlirenbihu，nimenjiudengzheesichengweibierenpanzhongcanba！”
huashuodehen，jiaodixiadedongzuokeyidianbuman，buguopiankejiudaizherenyiliuyanpaoguangle。
宋晚宁轻哼一声。
jianqihujiwenshu，zhuanshenjiufaxiandienianghebiqinglianzhongdedidisongjiangdoumudengkoudaikanzheta。
“jie......niyetailihaileba！”songjiangmanlianchongbai:“jingransanyanliangyu，batamendouhepaole！”
songwanningkanzheyanqiandexiaoluobutou，getouaixiao，shoudexiangshipibaogu，gengxiandeyishuangdayanjingshilulude。
taxinlinanmianduolejifenlianxi，molemoxiaojiahuodenaodai:“suoyiyihouyudaoshiqingyaoduodongnaozi，zhidaoma？”
songrongliangkouzikanzhemandidejifachou:“zheijizajiubingle，qianliangtianbuhaihaohaodema......”
songwanningxiaomimidao:“dieniangbiedanxin，zheixiejimeishi。”
shuowantapailepaishou，yuanbenhaidaozaidishangbansibuhuodeji，yigegejingshendousoudezhanleqilai，haizijihuidaolelongzili。
三人顿时惊奇不已。
songrongheliumeiduishiyiyan，zhidaonvercongxiaojiuzaimouxiefangmiangenputonghaizibuyiyang，liangrenshenmedoumeiwen，kaishihejijiexialaizenmeban。
songwanningzeshichenjishuoyaoquzhaoshuiyuan，nazheshuitongjiutoutouliule。
daolemeirendedifang，yinianyishan，jiujinrulekongjian。
kanzheyanqianshuxideyipaipaihuojia，jianzhiyaoxijierqi。
tadekongjianlidedongxigenzhechuanguolaile！
limianshitaqianshidangguojiguyongbingshizaishijiegedidunjidehuowu。
zhengjingxizhiji，turantingjianliangdaoxixisusudeshengyin。
【qianmianneigenanrenhaoxiangshoushangle！】
【ai！zhenshikelian，sheilaijiujiutaa！】
songwanningcongkongjianlichulai，zheicaifaxianshuohuadeshiliangzhixiaomayi。
tayinianyidong，jumusigu，jiufaxianbuyuanchudecaocongli，yigenanrenpazailimianyanyanyixi。
songwanningzouguoqu，bananrenfanguolaiyikan，dunshibeiduifangdelianjingyandaole！