第1章
“快放我出去啊！”
hunanchaoshidetianlaonei，zhujunshuangquanchuizhelangan，beifenjiaojiadedahan：“woshiwuwang，kuaifangwochuqu！”
huayingangluo，yigeyuzushangqian，fanshoujiushiyiquan，zazailezhujundelianshang，“dadandaomuzei！
chilexiongxinbaozidanle，ganmaochonghuangzuguizhou，niyouyibaigenaodaidoubugoukan！”
“wobushidaomuzei，wozhendeshiwuwangzhujun！”
zhujunwuyudekaozailanganshang，wangzheyuzupangbianneigeshencaigaotiao，mianruobingshuangdenvzi。
genjuyuanshendejiyi，cinvjiaoxumiaojin，shikaiguodiyigongchenxujindadedinv。
yeshiyuanshenshanggeyuecaidingxiadeweihunqi。
eryuanshenzeshidayechaoliuhuangzizhujun，gentashangbeizitongmingtongxing。
zhibuguo，tadejiyili，zhuxingdewangchaozhiyouyige，neibianshidaming，erbushidaye。
erjiyizhongdedayechaohuangdi，yinggaishisuiyangdicaishi。
kezheigedayehuangdi，jiaozhuyuanzhang，hezhuzhongbatongyinbutongzi！
zheigeshijietianxiameiyouyitong，beifangdadahushidandan，xibianhaiyougedazhou，nanfanghaiyougechenhan，sanguosanfenzhongyuantianxia！
erdayechaokaiguodingdingyebuguocaijinianshijian。
tashangbeizishiqingbeimingxiaodekaoguboshisheng，yinweilianxuaoyexielunwen，cusilaidaolezheili。
benyiweizheishilaotianduitadejuangu。
keyizhengkaiyan，jiufaxianzijibeimaizailelaozhangrendezufenli。
bizedekongjian，chadianmeibatajibiesi。
yaobushixumiaojindairenjishigandao，tapashiyaosidierci。
开局被埋也就算了。
zuirangzhujunbengkuideshi，yuanshenhaishigenaodaiyoumaobingdefengzi。
santianyixiaofeng，wutianyidafeng。
piqibaozao，tounaojiandan，xizuanniujiaojian，kuaidajiadouhen，nvrenshihewuyeshibandianbuzhi。
weiyingtianfubadahaizhishou！
谁看了都咬牙切齿。
zheibu，chuanguolaihaimeigaoqingchuzijiweishenmehuiqubaolaozhangrendezufen，jieguojiubeibaluobusidebalechulai。
ranhoujiubeixumiaojinyajinleyingtianfudalaonei！
haiaileyitongzou，mantoushibao，liandouzhongle。
doushiyanqianzheigekansirouruo，quenengdanshoujiangtatiliuqilaidenvrenjidade。
zhouweibeiguanyaduoniandeyuyou，tinglezhujundehua，shenzhiyeyouxiebuqingchule，genzhejiaohuanqilai！
“tashiwuwang，neiwojiushitaizi，nimenyaoshizaibubawofangle，dengwodielaile，shanimendetou！”
“woshizhuyuanzhangdebiaodi，shihuangqinguoqi，kuaibawofangle！”
朱钧无语到了极点。
“furen，bawofanglexingbu？”zhujunkanzhexumiaojin，youxiejiaoji，buyoudeshuoqileruanhua，“zanmenfuqiyoushenmehuahuijiamanmanshuo！”
xumiaojinbingshuangqiaolianshanguoyisixiunao，“nijiaosheifuren？nizheifengzi，choudaomuzei，sheigennishiyijiaren？”
zhujunkuxiaolianlian，yuanshenshigebuxuewushudefengzi，yebuzhidaobianyihuangdilaodieshizenmexiangde，juranhuibakaiguodiyigongchendedinvcihunjiziji。
zheinvdepiaoliangshipiaoliang，keyetaibiaohanle，sheichidezhuta？
“wuwangfei，zheigoudongxidandabaotian，xiaodezaijitajixia，baozhengjiaotashuobuchuhualai！”yuzuweiletaohaoxumiaojin，chanmeideshuodao。
jianzhujuncishibiqinglianzhong，hunshenshini，xumiaojinyebuyouyouxiexinruan，kexiangdaozhujunyiwangdeshiji，tayouxinyingleqilai。
zijiruoshijiajizheigefengzi，zheibeizijiuquanhuile。
suishuotashidisanzi，kezijixinzhongdeliangren，bushipianpiangongzi，bianshiweiwudedajiangjun。
zaibuji，zongdeshigezhengchangrenba？
juebukenengshiyigetiantianfafengdefengzi！
gengbukenengshiyigebaixingtuoqidebahaizhishou！
“buyongle，woyijingtongzhiwodiele，nixianxiaqu，wolaihaohaoshenzheigesidaomuzei！”xumiaojinbuguanzhujunweishenmedaojuetajiadezufen，tabixujiezhezheijianshiqing，huijuelezheimenhunshi。
bixiakendingbuhuizuoshibuguande，yidanzheijianshichuankai，jueduishitianjiachiru。
她也可以顺势脱身。
“shi，xiaorengaotui，ruowuwangfeiyoufenfu，jiaoyijubianke！”
jianyuzubeiquantui，zhujunhaiyiweizijishuodongtale，“furen，nidayedale，mayemale，fayefale，woyezhicuole，jiubiebashiqingnaodale。
yaoshirangwofuhuangzhidao，wojiuwanle！
daoshihoudiudebujinjinshiwodiedelianmian，haiyounixujiademianzi！”
jiyizhongdedayedi，shigetebieyankedehuangdi。
bizhuzhongba，youguozhierwubuji。
tayaoshizhidaozijiganlezheizhongsangjintianliangdeshiqing，haibunongsita？
suoyizhinengnaizhexingziduiyanqianzheigemoshengdenvrenshuoruanhua，shenzhishi......maimengsajiao！
xumiaojinyizhenehan，“woshuole，buxujiaowofuren，zaishuowobanizuijisile！”
“qinqinfuren，fanglewo，zanmenhuijialiao，xingma？”
“exin，taiexinle！”
xumiaojinrenwukeren，yibahaozhulezhujundeyiling，fenquanyangqijiuyaodaxiaqu。
kezhujunyilianweiquqiewugu，bizishangguazhebixue，etouzhongdegenshouxingside，neiyangzihuajiyoukelian。
jianxumiaojintaiquan，zhujunyeshixinzhongyizhan，lianmangbishangleyanjing，“daba，ruguodasiwo，nengrangxujiazuzongxiaoqi，neijiudasiwo。
daoshihouwoqinzixiaqujixujiazuzongpeilidaoqian！
dengtamenyuanliangwo，wojiutiantiantuomengjini，zanmenmengzhongzuoyiduienaidefuqi！”
xumiaojinhoubeiyizhenfaliang，“sheiyaomengzhonggennizuoenaifuqi，zaixiashuowozousini！”
zhujunyaoyadao：“dashiqinmashiai，dazaiwoshen，tongzainixin！”
xumiaojinhunshenjipigedadiaoleyidi，yiduosuo，songkaileshou，yishuangmeimusisidedengzhezhujun，“nisilezheitiaoxin，woxumiaojin，jiusuanshangdiao，fudu，doubukenengjiajini！”
huayinluoxia，menwaibianchuanlaileyigejianxideshengyin，“bixiajiadao！”
tingdaozheihua，zhenggeyingtianfudalaozhongren，quandouguizailedishang。
“陛下万岁！”
“滚开！”
zhuyuanzhangshuangshoufubei，longxinghubu，zouqilulaihuhushengfeng，beineishuanglengmodeyanjingsaoguo，jiunengrangrenbiantishenghan，luanlefangcun。
genzaizhuyuanzhangshenhoude，zeshixinguogongxujinda，talianseyebuzenmeyang。
zijizufenbeizijidefengzinvxuwale，tanenggaoxingqilaicaiguaile！
xumiaojinkandaozhuyuanzhang，lianmangxingli，“chennvcanjianbixia！”
“免礼！”
zhuyuanzhangbailebaishou，muguangsuodingleshuangshoushuangjiaodaizheliaokaodezhujunshenshang，yanzhongmanshishiwang。
tamomodechouchulesuishendebaojian，lishengdao：“niezhang，shousi！”