第5章 要点脸吧

第5章要点脸吧

wangzhexiayezhuanshendebeiying,suyuehedeetoushangmanshihanshui。

bukeneng,tazenmekenenghuizhidao?

liangundaipadeqilai,suyueyibatuikaifuwuyuandeshou,diediezhuangzhuangdenachushoujidadianhua。

zheibian,xiayedaizhedabaoxiaobaozhijiehuilejia。

gangjinmen,dabaoxiaobaobianqiqideshuodao:“duibuqimami,womencuole!”

“错哪里了?”

xiayeshuangshouhuanxiong,tiaozhemeiwen。

“mamibuguangegedeshiqing,shiwoganggangshangcesuodeshihouyudaoleshuaishushu,ranhouwomenjiuquheshuaishushudaleshengzhaohu。”

“daleshengzhaohu,bierenjiubangnimenmaidanle?”

xiayeduiqinshideyinxiangguoyucha,suoyixiaobaoshuodehua,tamingxiandeyouxiebuxiangxin。

tazongganjue,tamenyoushenmeshiqingmanzheta。

dabaojianxiayelianseanxialaijifen,mashangjieshidao:“qinshushuzaixiangqin,tahaoxiangbuxihuanneigenvhai,suoyiwudaoneigeayiwomenshitadeerzi,kenengshijuedewomenbangleta,suoyiqinshushucaibawomendezhangjiele。”

“xiaciruguojiandaoleta,baqianhaijitazhidaoma?”

“mami,nizhendeneimetaoyanshuaishushuma?”

qishiganggangzaitingdaoshuaishushushuotamenhetaxiangdeshihou,tadexinlihaishihenqidaide。

tajuedeshuaishushumeicihetamenshuohuadeshihoudoutebiedewenrou,mingxianjiuhenxihuantamen。

keshi,weishenmemamihuibuxihuanshuaishushuni?

jianxiaobaonanshoule,xiayewunaidedunxiashenlai,jiangtabaozaihuaili,“xiaobaozhendehenxihuanta?”

“wozhishijuedeshuaishushurenhenhao,xiangxiaobaodebabayiyang。”

“neitaxihuannimenma?”

“当然喜欢!”

xiaobaojijideshuodao:“yaoshibuxihuanwomendehua,shuaishushuweishenmehuibaowo?”

“xiazian,niyaodianlianba,renjiazhibuguoshipianneigexiangqindeayieryi。”

dabaoxinsixini,xiayebuxihuanqinshi,jiusuanshiduitayouhaogan,tayebuhuiweilezijidesixinrangmaminanguo。

chuixiayanlian,xiaobaomeiyouhangsheng。

zaixindiweiweidetanleyikouqi,xiayezhihaoshuodao:“haole,niyaoshizhendexihuanta,xiacimamishuohuadeshihouzhuyidianjiushile。”

“mamiduibuqi,wozhendehenxihuanshuaishushu,ruguomamizhendebuxihuandehua,woyihoujiubulitale。”

yishidaozijiganggangrenxingle,xiaobaolimadaoqian。

mozhexiaobaodetou,xiayejuedezijihaoxiangduihaizitaiyangele。

“meiguanxide,mamiyikaishideshihouyeshiyoucuode,mamiyexiangnimendaoqian。”

“duibuqi,mamidangshizhishiyoudianershengqi,juedetashuohuahenmeilimao。”

zhabazheyanjing,xiaobaokaixindeshuodao:“neixiaciruguozaijiandaoshuaishushu,womenhaohaodeherenjiashuohuaba?”

“嗯!”

xiayediantou,quemeixiangdaodalianlaideneimekuai。

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qinshicongcantinglichulai,jiujiedaoleqinshendedianhua。

gandaoyiyuandeshihou,shoushuyijingzuowanle。

kanzhetangzaiwujunbingfanglideqinlaoyezi,qinshijinwozheshou,wendao:“zenmehuishi,wobushirangbaobiaosongyeyexianhuijiama?”

“shiyeyerangbaobiaoshanglouqumainainaizhiqianxihuanchideneijiatiandian,sheizhidaobaobiaogangzou,yeyejiuchushile。”

qinshenjianzheqinshidelianseanlexialai,zhiganjuebeijiyiliang,youzhongfengyuyulaidejishigan。

两分钟后。

qinshijiangshoujinalechulai,rumobandemouziyizhidingzhebingfang:“lianxidaonancylema?”

“lianxidaolenancyyishengdezhuli,tashuonancyyishengzuijinzheiduanshijianyousishizaichuli,kenengjinqidoumeibanfajieshoushu。”

zheihuayichu,qinshidelianseyuefadenankanle。

“neijiujiajia,shibeibuxingjiuyibaibei,nigaosunancydezhuli,buguanshenmeyaoqiuwomenqinjiadoukeyidaying,zhiyaotaguolaijiyeyezuoshoushu。”

“qinyefangxin,wozheijiuqulianxi。”

“ge,qishiniyebuxuyaodanxinde,yeyexianzaideqingkuanghaishihenwendingde,xiacizaizhuyidianjiushile。”

qinshiheizhelian,yuqichenmendeshuodao:“yeyenianjidale,zheizhongshoushuyuezaozuoyuehao,xiangshijintianzheiyangdeqingkuangwobuxiwangzaifashengle。”

pieleyiyanqinshi,qinshenxinlitanleyikouqi。

yeyepiqijueqiang,zicongnainaiqushileyihou,tadeshenzishiyitianburuyitian。

anzhaoyishengdehualaishuo,shitaiguoyusiniannainai,duishenbiansuoyoudeshiwudoumeiyouqidai,suoyicaihuibingdeneimekuai。

xiangqizheige,qinshenkanzheqinshi,xiaoxinyiyideshuodao:“dage,ganggangyishengshuoruguoyeyexinqinghaole,youqidaile,shuobudingduitadebingyouhaochu......”

“说重点!”

qinshilvexianbunaifandedaduanleqinshendehua。

“nihaijidewohenishuode,neilianggehaizima?”

“heneilianggehaiziyoushenmeguanxi?”shuoqineilianggehaizi,qinshideyuqidaoshiruanlejifen。

“neilianggehaizizhendehedagenixiaodeshihouhenxiang,yaoshidagenibahaizilaopodaihuijia,yeyeyigaoxing,shuobudingbingjiuhaole。”

rumobandemouzisaoshizheqinshen,qinshixiangshikan**yiyangdekanzheta。

jinjiezhe,shuoleju:“nidangyeyeheniyiyangshama?”

yangednajiukeyifaxiandeshiqing,hainaqupian?

“keyishengshuole,ruguoyeyezheiduanshijianhaizheiyang,tadeshentihuiyuelaiyuecha,yeyeyizhiyilaizuixiwangdeshiqingjiushinijiehunshengzi,nengmanyishishiyishi,dengzhaodaonancyyishengjiyeyezuoshoushuyihouzaishuobei!”

shuowan,qinshencoushangqianqu,jiansousoudewen:“dage,niquedingnimeiyouyiliuzaiwaimiandezhong?”

“当然不可能。”

qinshihenshidudingdeshuozhe,ruguoyoudehua,takendingjide。

mozhexiaba,qinshenbianjuedeqiguaile。

ruguomeiyourenheguanxidehua,neilianggehaizizenmekenenghuihedagexiaodeshihouzhangdeneimexiang?

cumeikanzheqinshen,qinshidao:“niyizhiwenwo,zenmebuwenwenniziji,neilianggehaizishibushiniyiliuzaiwaimiandesishengzi?”

“dage,nikebiekaiwanxiao,suiranwohuaxin,danwoshuiguodenvhaihaishiquzhikeshude,hekuangneilianggehaiziqimawuliusuileba!”naolenaotou,qinshenhuimorushendeshuodao:“wunianqianwohaishigechuni!”

“zenme,yaojinibangejiang?”

qinshenbaibaishou,naqishoujidiankaizhulifaguolaidexiaoxi,“yeyebeihaoxinrenzaishangchangzuolejijiucaimeishi,wozhaozhulidiaoleluxiang,daoshihouyidingyaohaohaodexiexierenjia。”

“嗯!”

qinshiyingleyisheng,taimoukanzhetupianshangdenvhai,meifengyicu,“shita?”