酆都打工人:开局被无人机撞死第17章

“帅你个头!”

jianglichuolechuotanaomen(xude),

“是因为你的身份!

‘掌灯使’!

jinfengneijiahuo,shigechetoucheweidezhandoukuangmo!

tayizhizaixunzhaoqiangdadeduishou!

erfengdoudezhangdengshi,jiushitayanzhongzuihaode‘modaoshi’!talianshangneimianju……”

jiangliyadishengyin,biaoqingshenmi:

“……jushuobujinjinshiweilezhelian!

gengkenengshizaiyazhimouzhong……jiqikepadedongxi!

yexushimouzhonghuifanshizishendekuangbaoliliang,yexushimouzhongdongchuanxuwangde‘zhenshi’zhineng!

erchanraozaitashoubeishangdeneixiehuoyanwenlu……”

tazhilezhizijishoubeibihuazhe:

“……也绝不简单!

kenengyunhanzhegulaodefengyinhuozhezengfufuwen!

yidantachedijiekaizheixieshufu……”

jianglidalegehanzhan,meizaishuoxiaqu,danyisibuyaneryu。

baiyundongtingdemudengkoudai,liantengtongdouwangle:

“面具压制?

符文束缚?

解开封印?

neijiahuo……daodishigeshenmeguaiwu?”

jianglixinyouyujididiantou:

“所以啊小白!

你必须!

立刻!

马上!

变强!

xiacizaiyudaota,kebuyidingnengbaozhongle!

nizheigenshouzhihaixiangbuxiangyaole?”

baiyundongkanzhezijineigenbeifenselinglibaoguo、yijiuchuanlaizhenzhencitongdeshouzhi,yanshenbiandewubijianding,ranshaozhexiongxionghuoyan:

“bianqiang……bixubianqiang!

zheici……laoziyaozhenzhengzhangwoqijianzhi!

不!

yaobiandebineibingkuailianhaiqiang!”

beianzaidishangmocadequrugan,cikehuazuolezuiqiangjingderanliao!

***

jitianhou,baiyundongdeshangshizaijianglidelinglihetazishenqianghan(?)detizhixiahaoleqiqibaba,jiushishizhihaiyoudianbulinghuo。

tameidengwanquankangfu,jiuzhuaizhesidangshileilaidaolechengjiaoyitiaohuangfeidehetan。

zheililuanshilinxun,heshuihunzhuo,renjihanzhi,zhengshisharen……

呃,练功的好地方!

“喂!东子!

shenshenmimididaiwolaizheiniaobulashidedifangganma?

钓鱼啊?

也没带竿啊!”

shileidingzhetadebiaozhixingbancuntou,yilianmangran。

baiyundongmeilita,zoudaoyikuaibanrengaode、lengjiaofenmingdedaqingshiqian。

tashenxiyikouqi,bishangyanjing,nulihuiyineiwanjuejingzhongbaofadeganjue——jiangfennu、bugan、qiushengyuyasuochengyidianfengruijianyideganjue。

tataiqiyoushou,shizhishenchu,zhijianqingguangkaishishanshuo,shiduanshixu,xiangjiechubuliangdedengpao。

“ning……ningyuzhi……jianchuwuhui……”

tazuiliniannianyouci,etoumaohan。

shileicoujinlekan,yilianjingqi:

“哇塞!

东子!

nizheishouzhi……zaifaguang?

跟萤火虫似的!

这又是什么新把戏?

魔术?”

baiyundongbeidaduan,meihaoqididengletayiyan:“gundan!

老子在练绝世神功!

‘气剑指’!

懂不懂?

说了你也不懂!”

shileiyiting“shengong”,yanjingdunshiliangle,sipilailiandichanshanglai:

“气剑指?

听着就牛逼!

教我!

教我啊东子!

zankeshichuanyitiaokaidangkuzhangdadexiongdi!

你不能吃独食啊!”

baiyundongbeitachandefanle,yanzhuyizhuan,huaishuimaoshanglai。

tazhizhepangbianyikuaigengdade、bumantaixiandejushi:

“行啊!

想学?

看到那块石头没?

这叫‘试功石’!

liangongdiyibu,jiushiyaojizhongjingshen,xiangxiangniquanshendeliliangdouhuijudaoquantoushang!

ranhouduizheshitou,yongjinchinaideliqidaguoqu!

dasuile,jiuzhengmingniyoulianwudegengu!”

“真的?!”

shileixinyiweizhen,moquancazhang,yilianyansudizoudaojushiqian。tazhalegezirenweihenweimengdemabu(qishixiangdunkeng),qichendantian(xiduzi),shuangmuyuanzheng,daheyisheng:

“石家无敌拳——!

哈——!!!”

yongjinquanshenliqi,yiquanhenhenzazaibinglengdeshitoushang!

“砰!”一声闷响。

jushiwensibudong,liandianshixiedoumeidiao。

shileibaozheshunjianhongzhongqilaidequantou,tengdeyuandibenggao,yanleiwangwang:

“嗷——!

疼死老子了!

你坑我!!”

baiyundongzaiyipangxiaodezhidadie,yanleidoukuaichulaile:

“哈哈哈!

**!

谁让你真打了!

练功是这么练的吗?

哈哈哈!”

shileirouzhehongzhongdequantou,weiqudexiangzhiliangbaijindegouzi:

“nei……neidaodiyaozenmeliana?

你倒是说啊!”

baiyundongkanzhetaneishahuhuyouzhizhedeyangzi,xiangqijinfengneibinglengdedaofeng,tanlekouqi:

“suanle,kannizheimechengxin(chunmeng),jiaonigebenbanfaba。

shouxian,deneng‘ganying’daoshentilideneigu‘qi’……”

tachangshiyongzijinenglijiedefangshijieshi,

“bishangyanjing,jingxiaxinlai,biexiangzhedajiapaoniu,jiuxiangxiang……ng……xiangxiangdantian(xiaoduzi)neiliyoutuannuanhonghongdehuomiao……”

shileisuirantingdeyunliwuli,danxuedehenrenzhen。

tazaicizoudaoneikuai“shigongshi”qian,bishangyanjing,nulibingqizanian(suirannaozilikenenghaishikaojituihesuxuebanzhang),pinmingxiangxiangzhexiaoduzineiliyoutuanhuo……

shijianyifenyimiaoguoqu。hefengchuiguo,zhiyoushuiliushenghebaiyundongouerdeyindaosheng。

突然!

bizheyanjingdeshilei,jinwodequantoushang,jiqiweiruodi、jihunanyichajuedi——shanguoleyisidanjinsedeguangmang!

rutonghuochaitoudaxiaodehuoxing,yishanershi!

yucitongshi,tazhoushenfangfojuanqileyizhenjiqiweiruodeqiliuxuanwo,dishangdejipiankuyebeichuideqingqinghuangdongleyixia!

“嗯?!”

baiyundongmengdidengdaleyanjing!

他清晰地感觉到了!

suiranweiruo,danneijueduishilinglibodong!

erqie……sihuhaidaizhedian……gangmengzhuoredeweidao?

gentazijideneizhongqingzhengfengruiganwanquanbutong!

shileiyemengdizhengkaiyanjing,yilianmangranjiazhenjingdikanzhezijidequantou:

“gang……gangcai……woshoushang……shibushireleyixia?

haoxiang……haiyoudianfeng?”

baiyundongxiangkanguaiwuyiyangkanzheshilei,xiabachadiandiaodaodishang:

“**……shitou……ni……”

shileikankanzijifaguangdequantou(suiranguangmeile),youkankanneikuairangtaquantouzaoyangdejushi,yigewubi“tiancai”dexiangfashunjianzhanjuletarongliangyouxiandedanao!

“我明白了!”

tamengdiyipaidatui(meipaishoushangdeshou),yanzhongbaofachukanbitanzhaodengdeguangmang!

“gangcaineishishengongyaofadongdezhengzhao!

yidingshifalifangshibudui!

要用意念!

意念引导神功!

再来!”

tazaicizoudaojushiqian,zheiciyanshenwubijianding,chongmanle“womingyouwobuyoutian”dezhongerqishi!

tabishangyanjing,shenxiyikouqi,jiangsuoyouzanian(zhuyaoshikaojitui)doupaodaonaohou,pinminghuiyigangcaiquantoufaredeganjue,xiangxiangzheneigu“qi”huijudaoquantoushang,xingchengyike……

ng,jinsede、huifaguangde……dajitui?

不对,是能量球!

“石家无敌——金!

刚!拳——!!!”

tafachuyishengshipotianjingdenuhou,yongjinquanshenliqi,chaozheneikuaibaojingfengshuangdejushi——henhenhongchu!

“砰——!!!”

yishengyuanbizhiqianxiangliang、daizhedianjinshizhiyindemenxiang!

zhijianneikuaibanrengaodejianyingqingshi,beishileiquantouhongjidedifang,jingran……

liekaileyidaozuyoushouzhicude、wanyandefengxi!suishisusuluoxia!