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didifangshujiazhunbeihuijia，wokaichequjieta，
sheizhihaiduoleyigeren，didishuoshitadetongxue，
一开口便是王炸，
“wangxiaogang，zheinijiea？kanqilaitingzhengde，shuiguomeiyou？”
worenzhepiqikanxiangdidi，talianmangjieshi，
“jie，zheijiuwoyigetongxue，tazuibutaizhengjing，danshixuexikehaole！”
wogangfangsongxialai，diditongxueyoudianpingqilai，
“nvsijijiushilaji，kaichekaizheimeman，haimeiwochezhenkuaini！”
弟弟连忙打圆场，
“jie！tajiushizuiqian，danluchentashiwomenbeidazhuanyediyi，tafudaoguodetongxuedoukaoyanshanganle，jie，nizhidaode，woshibaisancile，henxuyaozheicijihui。”
womeiyoushuohua，zhishizaixinlidigu，
womingmingjidezhuanyediyibushiwodexiaonanyouma？shenmeshihoubianrenle。
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budengwojixufadai，houzuodeluchenyijingjiangjiaoshendaowodetouding，
qiangliedejiaochouweipumianerlai，wolianmangkaobiantingche，rangtabajiaoshouhuiqu。
luchendunangzhe，“sheijiaonikaichezheimeman，doujiwogaokunle，wotuizhang，ziranzhiyoutaiqilaicainengshenzhankai。”
“daoshini，zheimedagepiqi，meigegongzhuming，gongzhubingdaoshibuxiao，yidianliyidoumeiyou，buxianggenvshenggaiyoudeyangzi。”
woandilifanlegebaiyan，yaobushitayaojididifudao，xianzaijiubataganxiache。
chekaidaobanlu，qumaicaidemamarangwoqujieta，tabaoyuanzijigenzhe**meipaotaiyuanle，xianzaiyaosuanbeitongzoubudongle。
wozhengzhunbeidiaotou，luchenpielezui，“douduodaderenle，zougeluhaiyaorenjiesong，youbushilaonianchidaiwanglehuijiadelu。”
dianhuaneitoudemamatingdaole，qifendedajiao，“songbaiqiao，nijintianyaoshibulaijiewo，wojiubuzhunnihuijia！”
wowunaidetanlekouqi，“ma，womeishuobulai，woxianzaijiuzaiqujienidelushang，bushuole，kaichebudadianhua。”
jianwowangxiangfandefangxiangkaile，luchenbushuangle，tatanchubangeshenzidaoqianmian，shenshouyaoqiangfangxiangpan，wolianmangdakaishuangshanjinjitingche。
“你疯了？”
wotinghaochehouwangxianghouzuodeluchen，sheizhitayagenbuzhicuo，fanerzhangkoutaojiaowo。
“nimennvsijishibushiyoudianmaobing，youshimeishijiukaobiantingche，dajingxiaoguaide，guaibudewomenmanimenni！jianzhihuogai！”
wokaichesuishuobushilaosijijibiedewentuo，jiashijishuyesuanbushanglan，zuoguowochederenjiumeiyoutucaode，
jintianyaobushitagaoneimeduomingtang，woyebuhuifanfutingche。
“nvsiji，nihaikaibukaia！dengxiabiedechelaimanile，kebiekubizi。”
wozhoulezhoumei，rangdidikanhaota，zhongxinshanglu。
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“wocheshangbuzhunbeishiwu。”
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“fanzhengnijiebushixihuanlubiantingchema，tingcherangwomaigechidezenmele？”
didijianluchenzhiyiruci，bianlaiquanwo，
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