第2章
“头好痛。”
guyunuoyanshenshanshuolexia，taishoufuedao。
yanjinchuandichendesangyinfangfoyoudilebadu。
“taobijiejuebulerenhewenti，ni......haoziweizhiba！”
yanjinchuanlikaizhihou，guyunuozhaochuqiyueshu，zixichakanqilai。
1、ciheyueyouxiaoqiwei3nian，3nianhou，heyuezhongzhi，nannvshuangfangbudeyirenheliyoujujuejieshuzheiduanfuqiguanxi。
2、heyueqijian，nanfanghuifuzenvfangshenghuoshangdeyiqiehelikaixiao，nvfangzhixujiangerzizhaoguhao。
3、heyueqijian，nannvshuangfangzaibuhuihuaiduifangmingyudeqiantixia，budeyirenheliyougansheduifangdesishenghuo。
......
zhikanleqiansantiao，guyunuobianqideliangyanmaohuo！
这哪里是夫妻啊！
liangrenlianerzidouyoule，guanxiquebimoshengrenhaobuleduoshao！
zhengqizhe，yourenchuanglejinlai。
“nihaizhenshimingda，douyanqiyitianlejuranhainenghuoguolai。”
“jiranneimexiangsi，ganmabusichediyidian？”
nvrenshuohuayouxieyinyangguaiqide，tajingzizaiwuneideshafashangzuoxia，zaikandaozhuozishangfangzhedelihunxieyishi，chunjiaoqingqingshangqiao。
“wogeneimetaoyanni，danfanniyoudianerzizhizhimingjiubugaizaijixujiuzhanquechaole。”
niyebuyongzaibaifeishenmexinji，nishuonidouzishaduoshaohuile，wogexinruanguoma？”
“duizijibuaidenvren，nanrenxianglaidouhenjueqingde，gengbietiduizijiyanedenvrenle。”
哦，是兄妹关系！
haiyiweishixiaosanzhaoshangmenni，meijing！
buguo，zheigenvrendehualiketoululebushaotabuzhidaodexinxi。
zuizhongyaodeyidianjiushi，sushangjingweiletazheigezhangfuzishaguohaojici。
tashitutongguozheizhongjiduandefangshilaibangzhuyigenanrendexin，zuofayuchunzhiji，queyerangrenshifentongqing。
“qishi，niruogouanfen，busuibianzuosi，niyiranhuishineigesujiabeichongshangtiandegongzhu。”
“dannideweikoushizaishitaidale，zongxiangtunxiabushuyuzijidedongxi。”
“rujinnaodezhongpanqinli，yeshinizijijiuyouziqu，guaibudebieren。”
guyunuohuangrandawu，guaibudetaxinglaihou，suoweide‘niangjiaren’doubiaoxiandebutaireqing。
kanlai，zheijushentiyuanzhuzuodechunshikebuzhiyijiana。
yanjinchuandemeimeiduitalengchaorefenglehaoyizhen，linzoushihaibuwangjinggaodao。
“woquannizuihaobuyaozaishuashenmehuayangle，zaozainiliyongxiaoguaijiajinyanjiadeshihou，jiuyinggaizhidaohuiyoujintiandejieguo。”
“wogemeibanisongjinjianyuyijinggourenzhiyijinle，nidanfanhaiyouneimeyidianliangzhi，jiuhaiwogeziyouzhishenba。”
guyunuoqihuhudiguzhesaibangzi，tazheishizhaosheiresheilea！
chulaizhadaode，meirenguanxinyejiusuanle，jingranhaichenglezhongshizhide！
buguo，congheyueshangdeneirongkan，yanjinchuanhesushangjingzaihunqianyinggaijiuyouleyigeerzi。
zaigenjuyanjinchuandetaiduhetameimeigangcaidehua，bunancaichu，sushangjingshiyonglebuguangcaideshouduancaidelaidezheiduanhunyin。
buxing，tabixudegaishanyixia‘fuqi’liangdeguanxi！
yanjinchuanzheigekaoshan，jibianzhijitayigeshanjiaokaokao，zaitafuchouzheitiaodaolushangyeshiyouhendazhuyide。
duziedegulugulujiao，zaidadefangziyerangguyunuokaishibiandexinhuangqiduanle。
woshizaibieshudedisanceng，dangguyunuotazhexuanzhuanloutixialoushi，louxiayongrenmendebaguashengxishupiaojinletadeerduoli。
“zheirensile，zhendehainenghuoguolaima？suiranshiyoukexueyijude，danmeidangwokandaotashi，wohunshendoushuhanmaoni。”
“kenengzhenshimingbugaijueba。”
“yebuzhidaotazheimezhetengshiweilesha，zanmenshaoyeyeshipiqihao，jurannengyierzaizaiersandirenta，yaoshiwokongpazaojiuqisulihunle。”
“shaoyekendingyoushaoyedegulv。”
“kewohaishibuxihuanta，zuojiusuanle，guanjianxinyanhaihuai。”
“shia，dangchujiajishaoyederuoshitatangjiejiuhaole。”
“kebu，genzanmenshaoyedingwawaqindekeshisuxuanlisuxiaojie，anlishuo，tazhishisujiashouyangdehaizi，yagenmeizigejishaoyedangtaitai。”
“sheirangrenjiayouxinjini！dangnianyebuzhidaoyongleshenmeshouduanpashangleshaoyedechuang，houlaiyoutoutoubahaizijishengxialaile。”
“yigegunvbale，haizongxiangfeishangzhitoudangfenghuang！”
“yaobushilaoyeziyouxinzangbingbunengqingxujidong，youaizhesuyanliangjiadeguanxi，shaoyeyebuhuizaihunshishangtuoxie。”
“咳咳！”
yourenpiejianlezhengxialoudeguyunuo，likekesouleliangsheng，zhongrenshunjianzuoniaoshousan，sihaobuba‘ta’zheigenvzhurenfangzaiyanli。
顾余诺气结！