第1章 你要是我妈咪多好

yezifengkaiwanlezhangdasangexiaoshidegaocenghuiyi,zuoxialairouleyixiapibeidemeixin,ranhounaqishenbianneixiandianhua,dajilelaozhai。

“王叔,豆宝呢?”

“heershaoquchaoshimaitiehuale,tingshuoyuediyaojuxingqinziyundonghui,shuoshiyaomaizuihaokandetiehuazhanzainidelianshang,yidingrangnichengweiyoueryuanzuishuaidediedi。”

yezifengyileng,zuishuaidediedi?zheishixiaojiahuodexinyuan?

taduizijizheizhanglianyouxinxin。

keshiyongzheizhongfangshidelaidenver,gaiqunalizhaoyigemami?

haimeidengyezifengguadiaodianhua,tadeshoujijiuduomingdexiangleqilai。

yezifengganggangjietong,jiuchuanlaileyexinghanguikulanghaodekusheng:“dage,zanjiadoubaozoudiule,woqingqiuninongsiwodeshihouyiqiangbiming,wobuyaonibawoqiandaowangua、lingchichusia!”

yezifengyiting,‘shu’diyixiazhanleqilai,xinjinzhangdaozhixi,conglaidoucongrongdenanren,bulvcongmangdechaowaizouqu。

tayijingshiquleneimeduo,zhiyouzheiyigehaizile。

“yexinghan,nimashangjiwozhaorenfengsuozhenggescheng,yaoshidoubaochuleshi,nijiudengzhexunzangba。”

“哥,亲哥。”

yezifengdiyiciyouxieshitaidechaoyexinghanxiesidilidenuhou:“gun!”

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夜风超市:

‘dididi…’cierdebaojingshengzaichaoshilixiangqi。

zhengzaidengdaifukuandeyuanmomojingyadetaitou。

buyuanchuyigefendududexiaomengbao,yizhishounazhegenyijingbokaitangzhidebangbangtang,lingyizhishouhainazhejizhangtiehua,shouzuwucuodezhanzaishouyintaibaojingxitongdeweizhishang。

“zheishisheijiadehaizia?zenmezheimemeiyoujiaoyang,xueshenmebuhao,weishenmeyaotoudongxi!”

haimeidengxiaojiahuofanyingguolai,shouyinyuanjiuyijingzhongqizhizudemachukou。

zheibiannazhewanjudengdaifukuandeyuanmomo,tingdaoshouyinyuandedama,youkanleyiyandishangyijingqinmanleishui、kelianxixidexiaobaozi,dunshimuaifanlan。

suiranzijimeiyouhaizi,ketayidiandoukanbudexiaohaizishouweiqu。

cikekandaoyigemoshengdexiaojiahuoyanleiwangwangdeliuzhe,yuanmomohaishirenbuzhuzouleguoqu,yixiazibaoqiledishangdexiaoren,nuqishizudefanbohuiqu。

“nizheirenzenmeshuohuaa,tabuguojiushiyigejisuidexiaohaizi,genbenbuzhidaoshenmejiaotou,liangsankuaiqiandewupinyezhidetatou?meizhangnaoziba!nicaimeiyoujiaoyang。”

yuanmomochaoshouyinyuandelianshangzhijierengleshiyuanqian,qichongchongdebaozhedishangdexiaoyatouzouchulechaoshi。

xiaojiahuopazaiyuanmomodejianshang,turanweiqude‘wuwu’kuqilai。

“ayi,womeitoudongxi,wozhaobudaowoershule。”

yuanmomokanzhekeliandexiaojiahuo,dishengyouhong:“ayixinni,gaosuayinijiaoshenme?”

“doubao。”xiaojiahuozhinendehuida。

**deyituan,rangyuanmomorenbuzhuqingqingwenleyixiaxiaoliandan,haizideqingxusihuyewendinglexialai。

yuanmomobadoubaofangzailezijidiandongchedehouzuoshang,wenroudewendao:“gaosuayi,nizhidaobabamamadedianhuama?”

congmeizuoguodianchededoubao,kanleyiyanxinxiandediandongche。

haizhengedawanju,tahaoxihuan。

gangxiangyaoshuochubabadedianhua,xiaojiahuoturanyaoleyaotou,kaikou:“buzhidao。”

doubaozuozaidianchedehoumian,xiaoliantiezaiyuanmomodehoubeishang,pangdududexiaoshoushijingbaozheyuanmomodehouyao,diyicikaixindeshuodao:“ayi,nidedawanju,keyidoufeng,bibabiheershudeqichehaowanduole。”

袁默默:“…”

wonengshuowoqiong,maibuqiqicheneiyangdedawanjuma?

liangrendaolepojiudexiaoqu,yuanmomobachezisuohao,zhijiebaoqilexiaojiahuoshanglelou。

doubaodiyiciyunianqingpiaoliangdenvrenjiechu,shijingdelouzheyuanmomodebozi,**dexiaozuifuzaiyuanmomodeerpan,xiaoshengdeshuodao:“ayi,nizhangdezhenhaokan,niyaoshiwomamiduohao。”

yuanmomoyileng,xiaojiahuomeiyoumama?

好可怜!

yuanmomolianhongdewendao:“doubaomeiyoumami?”

xiaojiahuodiandiantou,huida:“ng!doubaoconglaimeijianguomamizhangdeshenmeyangzi。”

yuanmomojingya,zheime**deyituan,tademamizhangdegaiyouduomei,kexishiyigemeiyoumamidekelianhaizi。

liangrenshanglelou,yuanmomoweiliangrenzuoleliangwanmian。

“ayi,haohaochi。”xiaojiahuoxiaozuitiantiandekuajiangyuanmomo。

yuanmomobeixiaojiahuokuadeyouxielianhong,rouleyixiatadexiaoliandan,wenroudekaikou:“neijiuduochidian。”

chibaolefan,yuanmomoyourenbuzhubaxiaojiahuobaozailehuaili,zuozaishafashangkandianshi。

suiranshimoshengren,keshimuxingdeguanghui,rangtarenbuzhukelianzheige**dexiaoren。

xiaojiahuohenguaiqiao,pangdududexiaoshoubaozheyuanmomodebozi,dayanzhabazhaba,zixidedaliangdeyuanmomo,sihaoduidianshijiemubuganxingqu。

yaoshizheigeayinengchengweizijidemami,neigaiduohao?

“dongdong”deqiaomenshengdapoleliangrencishideningjing。

yuanmomobaozhexiaojiahuo,dakaimen,jiukanjianyigegaodashuaiqidenanrenzhanzailezijiademenqian。

shensuidefengmou,daizhediandiannuqi,junlianrudaoxuebanhaokan,keshicirenquejirenyizhongweixiandeqixi,hunshenfachudelengyirangrenbuhanerli。

yuanmomoshuangshoubaozhexiaoyatou,youxiechilideyizaimenshang,keqiwendao:“xiansheng,qingwenninzhaoshei?”

yezifengmeiyouhuidayuanmomodehua,ershiqingqinghuanyishengpazaiyuanmomoshenshanghunhunyushuidexiaoyatou。

“豆宝。”

doubaoyitingshibabadeshengyin,huiguotoulaiyizhangshoujiubeiyezifengbaozailehuaili。

doubaosihubuqingyuandewendao:“diedi,nizenmelaile?”

yezifengdeshengyinlikerouhelexialai,sanqulehunshendelengqi,wenroudekaikou:“yaoshibabibulai,nishibushixiangzaiyigewairenjiaguoyea?”

yezifengshuowanhaiyiyousuozhidekanleyiyanyuanmomo。

zheigenvrenzhangdejimei,gezibugaobuai,touliangdedayanjingshandongzhejiaoxiadeguangze,**dexiaolianrangrenchuixianyudi。

buzhidaoshibushitadecuojue,zheigenvrenjingranhezijidedoubaoyoujifendexiangsi。

yezifengturanxiangdaoleshenme,mofeiwunianqiangaojiamailaihezijijiehededongxi,shizheigexiaonvrenshenshangde?

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