第2章 喷死你个臭蟑螂!

tayibiankan,yibianxiao:“ya,shushupaidehaobanga!”

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“wa,zhendema?”fentuanziyilianchongbai,“shushubangbangda!jinidianzane!”

shuowan,rouroudexiaozhitou,qingchuozaitaetoushang。

neiruanruannuonuodechugan,ranglaohuyigecaohanzidoukuaironghuale。

“anan,biehunao!”linxizouguolai,lazhulelinandeshou。

tayouyizhongzhijue,ganjuelinanyouzaikengren。

kandaomeirenjinqian,laohugengjuedejingyan,mangduitayaoshou,xiao:“meishide,xiaohaizihenkeai!”

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tahuranshenchuxiaopangshou,chaolaohuyaoleyao。

laohuyanjingzhilezhi,fentuanzishouliyouyigeheisedecunchuka。

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shuowan,shenshouzhaoneijigegouziguolai,nazhexiangji,aigeshanjifentuanzikan。

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yiquncaohanzisuiranjuedeyoudianganga,danrengranjuedehenshouyong。

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“bimingxinghaokan……”laohushanxiao。

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“shaxiaoshenme?”shenhouchuanlaidichenchunhoudeshengyin。

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shentinglantingtayishuo,yelveleyiyan。

zhiyiyan,neiyanjingbiansibeizhanzhule。

dequeshigehenhaokandexiaohaier,qiaozhe,haitingshuxide,haoxiangzainalijiandaoguoside。

keshi,zainalijiandaoguoni?

fangningjixusuisuinian:“mamayehaokan……”

shentinglanjingtatixing,caizhuyidaoxiaohaibuyuanchudedaren。

林兮正在打电话。

dianhuashitadeguimijianjingjirenqiyuedalaide。

“daolema?zenmemeikandaonimen?”

“youshidangeleyixia!”linxihui,“mashangjiuguoqule!”

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“你走得太慢了!”

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linxiyijing,xiayishidejianglinanhuzaileshenhou。

“zheiweixiansheng,ni……”

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沈听澜!

居然是沈听澜!

真是冤家路窄!

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“zheiweixiansheng,niyoushenmeshima?”taweiweizhoumei,pingjingfawen。

yanjingzangzaimojinghou,zhezhutayanzhongdesuoyoudeqingxu。

tajuede,zijidefanying,jiushiyudaoyigemoshengrenzhihou,zuizuixunchangdefanying。

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linankandaole,xiaomeitouyejinjinzhouqilai。

这个男人是谁?

juranganzheimedingzhemami!

好讨厌!

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gengbuyongshuo,tahaidaizhemojing。

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keshi,tahaishiyiyanjiurenchulaile。

没错,是她,林兮!

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这个女人……

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……

chezizaimalushangjichi,shuxidemoshengdefengjing,ziyanqianyimumushanguo。

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tacicihuiguo,shiweimamadesierlai。