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我傻了。
zheiqingkuangzenmewanquanbuanzhaotaoluchupai？
yeqianqianbucaishinvzhuma？
zuihou，yeqianqianshikuzhelikaide。
zhongduoshixiongmenzeshiduiwoxuhanwennuan！
woyangtianmangran，zheidaodishenmeqingkuang？gouxitongnengbunengjiwojiedaa！
......
深夜。
wobenlaidouyijingshuixiale，turanfangmenbeirenqiaodepengpengzuoxiang。
wobanmengbanxingdeguoqukaimen，jiukandaolebengaixiafanlijiedesishixiong，cishizhengyilianbushandedingzhewo。
buguozheizhanglian，shizhenshuaia......
“jiushiniqifuleqianqian？”sishixiongdeyuqishifenbingleng，genduidaichourenside。
woyinyinyouxiexingfen，laile！
总算是正常剧情了！
wojiushuozheicaishizhengchangdechupaifangshiba？
sishixionghennengda，shizuiyoukenengchengweiweilaizhanshenderen，tongshiyeshizheibenshudenanzhu。
duifuzheizhongren，wodangranshi......
yigehuaguibaozhusishixiongdatuiaoaojiushiku：“wuwuwu，sishixiong，yuanwanga！”
“tiandiliangxin，wojiushiyitiaodengsidexianyu，jiusuanxiangqifuyeqianqianyeyouxinwulia......”
neixinzeshigenxitongtucao。
“zouyeqianqianbailianhuadeluzi，rangyeqianqianwulukezou！”
“heng，gaoheizhuangtasuanshixingaoqiao，relewotajianzhishengsinanliao！”
sishixiongdongzuoyidun，sishiyouxiechayidekanzhewo。
xitong：“kerenjiashinanzhu，zhudingxihuandejiushinvzhuyeqianqian，suzhunixiaoxina！”
wobufu：“neizale？sheishuonanzhuyidingyaoxihuannvzhude？erqie，nandaonanzhubunenghuanrenma？”
“wokejidesishixiongdexiachang，zuihouweilezhengjiurumodeyeqianqian，xinganqingyuanfuchuzijideshenhun，huanquyeqianqianzhonghuoxinsheng，zijilunweichushengdao。”
“jieguoni？renjiayeqianqianzhuantouyougennanergougoudada，shunbianhaiyouxiaosanxiaosixiaowu......xiaoshide！zaojiuwanglesishixiongxingshenmingshei，shizaibuxing，bunenghuannvzhuma？”
xitong：“......haoxiang......dagai......keneng......suiranwoyexianghuan，danwozuobulezhuwa！”
就在这时。
sishixiongtaishou，haoxiangxiangdongshou。
woyileng，dunshikudegengtongle：“aoaoao！wuwuwu......”
mingmingwomeiyoushuohuale，kepianpiansishixiongqueshuo：“nimenxianbieshuohua，chaodewotouteng。”
wozhabazhabashuiwangwangdedayanjing：“miao？”
sishixiongzheihuashuode，nandaohainengtingdaowogenxitongdexinsheng？zenmejiuchaodaotale？
weileanquanqijian，wodingzhuxitong：“nibushikeyikaitongjuepingbigongnengma？daihuiersishixiongganzouwonijiukai，mingtianwojiuquzhaoqitashixiongmengaozhuangqu！”
“yaogaozhuangjiugaozhenshide，heizhuangsuangepi？”
xitongdabaopiao：“suzhufangxin，baobutengde，jiusuandasiyebuhuirangnitengyixia！”
“hehe，neihaishibuyongle，worujinmaomeiruhuacaishiba，zanshibuxiangsi。”
zuihou，sishixiongshifengzhonglingluanyibanlikaide。
zhiliuxiawoyirenshayan：“aihei？zheijiuzoule？wohaiyiweijintianshaobuleyidunpangzouni！”
suizhesishixionglikai，woyeshuibuzhele。
guoduanlinzhewushixiongsonglaidehaojiu，youmeiziziheqilai。
zuilidunangzhe：“yaoshinengzailaiyizhikaoyeshanjidangxiajiucaijiuhaole......”
buzhibujuezhong，wozaicirushui。
yizhidaorishaisangancaishuixing。
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tuikaimen，jiukandaoyougedaxinzhangdeshenying，denghouduoshidezhanzaiwaimian。
“ershixiong，zheimezaonilaiganshenme？”
wozheiyuanzi，shenmeshihouzheimexiyinshixiongmenle？
ershixiongbuhaoyisidenaonaotou：“keke，xiaoshimei，wodasuanquzhuoliangzhimoshoujizhunbeikaozhechi，niyaobuyaoyiqiguoqudengchi？eduile，wohaiconglaowuneibianshunlelianghuhaojiu！”
wodengdayanjinggenxitonggoutong：“zheiershixiongshiwoduzilidehuichongma？zenmegenwoxiangfabumouerhele？”
系统：“不道啊？”
jiranyouchiyouyouhe，woxiangyebuxiangdedaying：“haoa，duoxieershixiongle！”
rensheng，zhudayigexianyubailan。
haiyoushenmeshibizhengkaiyan，jiunengchidaozijixiangchidedongxigengxianyudeshenghuoni？
ruguoyou，neijueduishitongshikaoliangzhiji！
如此。
wogenershixiongbianqulemoshoulinzhong。
wofuzezhaodifangduoqilaigouzhe，shunbianbasanshixiongdefaqinachulaibaohuziji。
ershixiongzeshiquxunzhaoheshidemubiao。
ershixiongsuirangengshihezhongyaolianyao，dantadeshiliyeshibucuode。
suoyihenrongyijiuzhuadaolemoshoutu，moshouji，haiyoumoshoufeitianyu！
benlaidasuanzhaogewurendedifangzhijiejiudikaole。
turan，wotingdaobuyuanchuchuanlaiyizhenbutongxunchangdezaodongsheng。
jihutongshi，womenyiqichaozheneibiankanqu。
jiukandaoyigefensedeqianyingyishanerguo，shenhougendeheranshiyigedaxingqielihaidemoshou！
zheimoshouyikanjiubuhaoduifu，wodoujiaobushangmingzi！
erneidaoqianyingzhengshiyeqianqian。
yeqianqianyinggaiyekandaolewo。
dianguanghuoshijian，yeqianqianguoduanyongdazhaojinumoshou，ranhouchaozhewozheibianyinguolai。
wolianseyibai，zhijiepokoudama：“wocao，yeqianqiannibujiangwudea！”
bujiushinaledianshixiongmendedongxima？
neidoushishixiongmenziyuande，jieguoyeqianqianjuranjiujichoule？
xianyousishixiongshangqianjiaozhen，houyoumoshouwanmingzhuizong！
wozhendehenwuyu，tianzhidao，wozhixiangbailan！zhixiangdangyitiaohaowumubiaodexianyu！！！
kebuguanzenmeyang，wodouzhinengwanmingdepao。
neixinnahan：“*&*&*&！yeqianqianwo**&！ni*&guyideba！laoniangxianyuaizhenile？！”
ershixiongzuijiaoyichou，yetaituiganjinchaozhewozheibianganguolai。
“小师妹，小心！”
yeqianqianhaiyiweihandeshiziji，likegandongdepujinershixionghuaizhong：“wojiuzhidaoershixiongbuhuibuguanwode......”
kexiayimiao，ershixiongzhijietuikaiyeqianqian，ganjinyongshenzidangzaiwomianqian。
“刺啦！”
shimoshouzhuazimeirugurouhoudeshengyin。
wozhijuedeyouxiewenrededongxipensazaiwodelianshang，rendouhedebuhuishihuanle。
kewohaishiganjinqiangpozijilengjing。
bingqielikejiangshoushangdeershixiongtuidaoyibian。
ruci，moshoubianzhinenghushidandandedingzhewo。
“吼！”
neizheneryulongdehoujiaosheng，bansuizheyiguxingchoudeweidaopumianerlai。
wochadianbageyefandoujituchuqu！
yuguangpiejianyeqianqianyongshifenfenhendeyanshendingzhewo。
jiezhebazijishouzhongdeyimeifaguangdeguoziguoduandiuxiangwo！
wonengganjuedao，yinweiershixiongdejudong，yeqianqianshizhenduiwoqileshaxin！！！
ershixiongpoyinnahan：“xiaoshimei，kuaipaoa！”
woku，wodaoshixiangpao，kewopaodediaoma？
yebuzhidaoyeqianqianzaxiangde。
weijiguantou，youturanfeishenguolaituikaiwo。
zuiliweiqudeshuo：“baiyueshimei，jiusuannixiangqiangwodelingguo，woyebunengjiansibujiu，nikuaipao！！！”