“qilai，biejilaozizhuangsi，yekebuxihuanwanersiyu！”
naomanfeichangdenanrenmanshenjiuqi，yijiaochuaixiangdishangnianqingnvhaierdetou。
nvhaierbizheyan，liansecangbai，ejiaoyimoxuehongzaiktvbaoxiangdemihuandengguangxia，zhanfangchengyaoyedehua。
shenbianshisanluoyididejiupingsuipian。
nanrenqijibaihuai，suishouyouchaoqizhuoshangdejiuping：
“haizhuangshiba？yigeshibaxianxiaomingxingyeganbaipu，laozizainishenshanghualedaqian！”
jiupingzilunchuquyiban，jiubeiyizhiwanguxianxiqueyoulideshouhengkonglanzhu。
gangganghailanniyibantanzaidishangbushengrenshidenvhaier，cishimeiyanlenglie，qiheitongkongzhongyichunongnongdebunaifan。
“你特娘的好吵。”
yinzituzhijuedetoutongyulie，haiweizhengyan，jiubeijiujinghexuexinghunhedeweidaoxundezhifanexin。
haoburongyizhengkaiyan，jiukandaozheigezhangdegenzhubajietaerdayesideren，mamalieliediyaojitakaipiaoer。
xiangshimeixiangdaotaturanxinglai，nanrenyishiyouxielengzhu。
chenzheigegongfu，yinzituwuzhetou，fuzhepangbiandeshafazhanleqilai。
zheishenmedengguang，huangderenyanyun。
fangxiashou，yizhangxindexue。
feipangnanrenhuiguoshen，jianyinzituzijizhanleqilai，liezhezuiweisuoxiaodao：
“suannishiqu，kaolvqingchumeiyou？zhiyaonijinwanbagesihoushufule，gejiupengnidangdamingxing。”
yinzituzhoumei，shixiancongbaoxiangjiaoluokanxiangjiaoxiadejiupingsuipian，waijiazheimanshoudexue，haiyoushenmebumingbaide？
“he………”taturandixiaochusheng。
sheinengxiangdaotatangtangdifukangbazi，fengdoubeiyinnvdi，shishilunhuilijie，huifuyishidiyitian，jiurangputongrennapingzijikailepiaoni。
yaoshirangxiamianderenzhidaole，haibuxiaodiaodaya？
“woshuozheiweigegea......”
yinzitutaiqitou，chongzhenanrenzhankaiyimoxiao。
tazheizhanglianbenjiushengdejimei，jifucibaixini，wuguanjingzhidebusifanren。
zheiyixiao，huliyanzhongfangruoshengzhewanqianxingchen，baixiliandanpeishangejiaodehong，budanbulangbei，fanerduolejifenfengkuangdeyouhuoli，wanruhuangquananbianshengfangdemanzhushahua。
buwangzijisaijineiheixinlaonvrenneimeduoqian，nenggenzheiniuershuiyijueyezhile，hekuangneilaonvrenshuozheihaishigechuer。
yishenggegebananrendehunerdouhanmeile，nanrenyanlekoutuomo，yiweitazhongyuxiangtongle，bajiupingwangzhuoshangyifang，shenkailiangzhifeipangduancudegebojiuchongyinzitulouleguoqu：
“ai~xiaobaobeier，nizhongyuxiangtongle，zheiduohao，yaobugangyebuyongzaozuilebushi？”
“datengleba？gexiashouzhongle，duibuzhu，laijigeqin......”
yinzituqueshenchuyigenshouzhi，dizainanrenxiongkou，nanrenjingjinbudebanfen。
lingyizhishoushenxiangzhuozi，nanrenmeizhuyi，congnvhaixinglaideneiyike，shenshangjiudaizhedandanxiangqi，peizheneilvexianyonglandeshengyin，chongmanguhuo：
“chucijianmian，nini，kenengbutailejiewo。”
“wozheigerenba，shengxingjiuliangbuhao，suoyibuzenmexihuanzheiwanyier，jirannixihuan……neijiugancuilianpingziyechileba。”
yinzitumengdichuaixiangnanrenxigai，banzhe“kaba”liangsheng，nanrenshiquzhongxin，zhijieguizailedishang。
guzhedeshengyinjiushizheimegancui、yueer，yinzitumanyidimilemiyan。
chenduifangchitongzhangzuiyaoaodegongfu，yinzituzhijiebajiupingsaijinlenanrenzuili。
nanrendesaibangzibeiyinzituniezhu，qieneilidaohaiyouyuelaiyuedadequshi，xigaiheliangsaidiejiadetong，rangtatoupizhalie，henbudedangchanghunsiguoqu，lianfankangzhilidoumeiyou。
tabumingbai，mingminggangganghaikukutitiqiutafangguoziji，beitadadeliangepidoubuganfangdexiaoyatoupianzi，zenmeweizhiyixiajiudiandaoleni？
yinzituxiaodemeihuo，zainanrenyanzhongquexiangsuomingdeyangui。
“suiranniyangshouweijin，dannizheitiaoming，wohaishibujieyiwanyiwande，kenenghuiyoudiantonge，buguohenkuaijiuguoqule~”
suizheyishengmenxiang，jiupingjingzainanrenkouzhongbeiniebao，youbolisuipianchuantoufeinidehourou，chaopifuwaitanchuletou。
daizhexingqidexueliudaoyinzitushouzhideqianyimiao，tasongkaileshou，nanrenyecheditongyunguoqu。
yinzitu“ze”leyisheng：“zheijiuyunle？renhaizhenshicuiruo。”
tachouchuzhangzhijin，zhongxinzuohuishafashang，kaozheyibei，mantiaosilidicazhemeigenshouzhi，yudiaoyonglan：
“laidehaitingkuai，kandekaixinme？gunchulai。”
baoxianghunandejiaoluozhong，zouchuleyiweiqingxiushaonian，kanshangquyejiushiqibasuideyangzi，yinzituxianqidipielepiezui：
“jiwansuidelaogoule，tiantianzhuangshenmenen。”
haishishuxidepeifang，kebodeneimebiezhi。
luyaojianzhiyaoreleiyingkuang，shenzhimeiyoubianjiezijitianshengjiuzhangzheiyang，‘putong’yishengjiujiguile，baozheyinzitudedatuiyanleiwangwang，yuqijidong：
“laoda，shinimalaoda，nizhongyuxinglewuwuwuwu~kexiangsiwole..”
可他妈累死他了！
guizhidaotayipanguan，yejiulaobanshenbiandewenmi，lengshiganyazishangjia，**lejiubaiduonianlaobandehuoer，haimeigongqian，shangnaershuoliqu！
“xingle，bieniangmenjijide”，yinzituyongjiaojianbaluyaodengkai，yimiandabiticengzijishenshang。
“jiranwodeyishiyijingxingle，neijiukeyihuiqule，zouba，jiubaiduonianle，guaixiangjiade。”
luyaolengleyixia，shenseshanshuo，“neige.....laoda，nizuihaoxianbiehuiqu。”
“zengeshier？”yinzituyiweizijitingcuole。
“jiushiba...ninyezhidao，ninshigeyingmingdejunzhu，zaizhilidifudezhengceshangcongbuzhuanduanducai，ershicaiqushaoshufucongduoshudeyuanze，dajiayizhihenjingyangni......”
“guipidenghuierzaipai，shuozhengshi，buranwoxianzaijiubanipaile。”yinzituyouyoudiweixiedao。
luyaoxiangqizheifengpinvrenxiridebaoxing，xiayishidouledou：
“difuzuijinnaoledianbaoluan，yuanyinshizhongguijuededifuhuanjinggenrenjianxiangchataida，tousuzhuangyijingyaobanindedigongsaimanle。”
shuozhe，luyaocongxiuzilitaochuyitazizhi，yinzitusuibianfanleliangzhang。
diyizhang，laizidongbeidayigui：
“anhuozhedeshihouzhudishiloufang，shuidishiximengsi，daonimenzheigajiuchengmutougedale？liangekangdoumeiyou，ankejidexingshanleyibeizi，nimenzheishinvedailaorenzhidaobu？anyaotousu！”
dierzhang，laizimoufuerdaixiaohuo：
“wobeiwoneigeyanlidedieguanleershijinian，yayileyibeizi，xianzaijiuxiangfangzong，woyaohejiu，woyaokge，woyaoanjiao！zheidianyaoqiunimendoumanzubule，neiwodiejiwoshaodezheimeduoqianzahua？nimendifulingdaosheia？ganjinhuanrenba，shayebushi！”
zhurucileidetousushubushengshu，yibanshiyaoqiudifugaishanguideshenghuohuanjing，fouzejiuganjinanpaitoutai，zheimewuliaodedifutamenyitiandoubuxiangduodai。
lingwaiyibanshikongsudifulingdaobuzuowei，qianglieyaoqiuhuanlingdao，shenzhihaiyouliechu‘fengdounvdishizongzui’de。
luyaoyanchouzhedangshirenyinzitudelianseyuelaiyuehei，yanlekoutuomo，shuochulezuihoudehua：
“shidianyanluozhaokaijinjihuiyi，difugaigepozaimeijie，danshiguokukongxu，weilezhongxinshoufuguixin，zuizhongshangding......nindeliuzaishangmianzhuanqian。”