第1章

【naozijicunchu!fengmiantujicunchu】

.......

yangcheng,mouhaohuadudongbieshunei。

“chouxiaozi,jiaoniwanggoumaixiaohushi,nijilaoniangmaishenmesufei,haimaigetedahaode,yaosiani.....”

“aiyowei,woshuofangdongayi,bushinijiaowomaiwanghongkuandema,xianzaidouyinshangjiuliuxingzheikuan,daolewanshanghaihuifaguangdee.....”

“laoniangfani**gebi!”

yimingjiaocaiyuzuixiangzuangaogenxie,shenchuanshuimohuagaokaichaqipaodemeilinvren,zhengehenhenniuzheyigekubiqingniandeerduo。

nvrenshengleyizhanghuoguoyangmindemeiyanliandan,shencaigengshihuobaodekanbiguowaidazhangtuiweimi,kecongneilieyanhongchunlibaochudecukou,gengenongcunlaoniangmenside,zheshirangbangxiaohuochuhaowulichengshou。

zheijiushichuhaozufangdefangdongayi,dianyingxueyuanbiyehou,tabenxiangzhebiandengzhejiexi,bianxunsushangshouxihuanchihuangmenjimifandenvpengyou,haojieshushiduoniandechuantongshouyi。

raner,zidajujuelenengjitadangmadefupodaoyanqianguize,chuhaojiubeichongmanleechourenqingweideyulequanfengshale。

zhaobudaogongzuo,tuoqianbannianfangzudeyalipozaimeijie,tazhihaopaoxiananrendezunyan,lunweifangdongayidelinshiqingjiegong。

shenmeneiyikuchaxiongzhao**,zanghuoerleihuoerquanshitade,haozaizhengdonglouzhiyouchuhaoyigezuhu,yaoburantadehuohuoleisi。

fangdongayichedechuhaoerduogenzikuaidiaoxialaishi,caikankansongshou,pieleyanzheisixiyifuxidefazhoufabaideshigenshouzhi。

“suanle,zheihuiwanggoudeqiancongnifangzulikou,qiaonizheixiongyanger,caiganlejitianjiawuhuoerjiubuxingle,haohaochidianliuweidihuangwanbubu.....”

fangdongayibailetayiyan,tiqituobajiuchaozhemenkouzouqu,touyebuhui,zuilihenghengjijizhekaikou:

“biewangle,nihaituoqianlaoniangbanniandefangzu,laoniangguannichiguannizhu,jiuchajinizhaogeda**haoshengyangdexifuerle,haohaojilaonianggan,shashihouhaiwanqian,shashihougundan!”

chuhaociyaliezuirouzhefahongdeerduogenzi,mozhefabiededuzi:

“e,neifangdongayi,jinwanchishaya,woxiangchijile,haojiumeichile,ninqiaoqiaowobangninganhuoerdoushouchengshayangle,shenweidizhu,ninbunengzheimeqifuanmendianhu......”

“chichichi,chinimagexiangjiaobangbangchui,laoniangshinimaa,tiantianjiuxiangzhecengfan,nibushizuotianquershouditaner9.9taolegepodianfanguome,jinwanjiunanineipodianfanguozigeerpaomianchiquba......”

chuhaoneijiaogeyukuwulei,xindaohaibushigenzhenigeniangmenchileshangdunmeixiadun,zijizhiyupaodaoershouditanershangtaogedianfanguohuilaime。

xiwanfangdongayidetieshenyiwuliangzaiyangtaishang,chuhaoyijingshiedeliangyanfaheile,huidaozijidefangjian,zheisicongchuangdixiabaochuyigebaipidiaoqidelaoshidianfanguo。

meiyoushimianshangqitazhinengdianfanguodefengfugongneng,zheiwanyierjiushiputongrenjiashijinianqiantaotaixialaideershouhuo,hongdengxianshizhengzaizhufan,lvdengxianshizhushule,jiushizheimejiandancubao。

niyaoxiangzailitouzhenggedangaodanta,hongshaogeyoumendaqiezizhengdianhuahuoer,neijiubengxunsile,haozaichuhaojiunazheiwanyierzhugemian,meizhiwangtaduocaiduoyi。

badianfanguofangzaichuanggenqiandexiezizhuoshang,maliuerdixiganjingneidan,jialebanguozilaishui。

sikaibaixiangyangroukouweidedaizhuangfangbianmianrenglejinqu,diaoliaobaobixuquanfang,shaofangyidianneijiushiduiguohuodebuzunzhong。

dangranbuwangjiagenchaoshijinluomaiyisongyidetejiajirouchangkaolaoxiaziji,jidandengdaokuaichuguoshizaifang。

chatoujietong,enxiahongdengjian,“kada”yisheng,laoshidianfanguokaishizhumian,qihuoerhou,chuhaoyibianxiuzhedianfanguolikaishisanfadenongyuyangroupaomianxiangweier,yibiantangzaichuangshangbaiwuliaolaishuazheweibo。

chouchoudangchuneixiezaidianyingxueyuanlichanzijishenzigaobaidenvmingxing,rujinyoupaileshenmexinxi,ruxuanlemoumouzuijianvzhujiao,gennageniangliniangqidexiaonaigouzucple,yueshuatayueshiaishengaiqi。

“ai,chuhaoachuhao,nitamadeshibushishaa,dangchuganmayaojujuerenjiadegaobai,renjiazhishidanchundichannishenzieryi,nipeirenjiashuiyijuezadile,neishijidexingshanzhidaobu,qiaonineixiaoqibaladekousoujinger,jiugengenierliangrouside,xianzaihouhuileba.......”

chuhaozhengchenjinzaiwangshilidejudahuihendangzhong,louxiafangdongayidehedongshihouzhaxiangzaierbian:

“chuhao!nigewangbadan!xianzailikemashangjilaoniangsixialai!laoniangde**feile,nishizenmeliangdeyifu......”

chuhaohedeshiyigejiling,huosupaodaochuangbianzixineimeyichou。

zhijiangangcailiangshaizaiyangtaidefangdongayiyitiaorouse**,buzhiheshi,jingrantuolileyijiasuokoudeshufu,chuanguochuanghufengxiluozaileloudixiafangdongayineizhangjiyupenhuodexiufenliandanshang.......

我尼玛!

chuhaozhijuededanaohongdiyishengzhalei,mangbudiedichaoloudixiakuangbenerqu,xialoushihouxianxieshuaigegouchishi,nalihaigudeshangfangjianlidedianfanguo。

raner,jiuzaitaqianjiaoganglikai,houjiaodianfanguodehongdengximie,“kada”yishenglvdengliangleqilai。

yucitongshi,dianfanguolichongjideguogai“huala”zhandongzuoxiangdepaomianzhengqi,bansuizheguogaifangunyinyinxieluerchudecancanjinguang,zaimouyishunjianfangfojingtunlongxiban,beixishuxijinledianfanguonei。

zhandongdouranxiaoshi,jinguanglianqu,yiqiehuifupingjing,zhiyuxiayourendeyangrouyuxiangmimanzufangli......

.........

daxiachao,wutongshan,juxiancuncunkoudeyijiacaopiwuzili。

dabanye,chuanleyishendanyicaizhecaoxiesishilaisuidesonglaosan,huailijinjinbaozhezijiabingzhonghunmidexiaoguinv。

hongzheyanquanpieleyanshenhoutukangshangdongdesesefadoujizaiyituan,youshurimeiyoulimijinshibinlinesideyijialaoxiao,yaoyaoyadakaichaimen。

xiaoxindechuqu,youbachaimenguanhao,waimiancigurudaodehanfengguadetalianmianshengteng。

baozhehaiziwangqianzouleliangbu,ditoukankanhuailibingdegushouruchaidexiaoguinv,manshixuesideyanjingliquanshitongkujuewangzhise。

zheigaisidelaotianye,gaisidehanzai,gaisidegouguangouchaoting,haiyouzheigaisichirendeshidao.........

yiqiedoucongmouyitiantoudingshanghuranchuxianlianggetaiyang,shaiganshaisidadishangwushudeheliuhezhuangjia,chidiqianli,rederangrenfakuang。

erdengdaoruleye,youtongshichuxianlianggeyueliang,kuhandelianzhuyangniumazheixiezhangmaodechushengdoujihuohuodongsi。

songlaosansisiyaozheshenxuedechun,ruguobushishizaihuobuxiaqu,tasonglaosanhezhiyubazijiaqinshengguinvmaijirouzhuang,maijineixiejihuangnianlizhuanchicairoudedahuchushengmen.......

zhanmenkoulaobantian,kanzheheigulongdongdelu,songlaosantuilixiangshiguanleqianyiyang,laobantiantaibuqijiao。

mocengleyoubankezhong,hunshendongderenbuzhufadou,caizhongyuyiyaoya,baozhehaizichaoqianzouqu。

dengsonglaosanzoule,houbianchaimenmanmandedakai,ernversongyuanyuantantoutannaodiconglibianerchulai,kanzhetadiezoule,lianshangtumoguohuideliandanshangmanshidanyou:

“xiaomeihaibingzhe,diedaixiaomeiqugansha?”

tamanlianhuaiyidekanzhe,hunshenbeidongdefadou,danhaishigenleshangqu。

songyuanyuanchuanzheyishendanyi,caizheyishuangpoledongdebuxie,jiaoshangdedongchuangzouyibuzuanxindeteng。

jiaobozibeidongdefazi,liezhekouzi,zhangqideyingyangbuliang,zoulemeijibujiujuedexinlifahuang。

qiangchengzhegenguoqu,zouleyoulianglidi,hurantingdaotadiezaiqianbiandahan:

“shei,laozikeshidailejiahuode,buxiangsidejilaozigun!”

taheleyitiao,jizoujibu,jiukandaoyigerenconglubiangouzilifanchulai,tadieyishoubaozhexiaomei,yishounazheyibaliandao,henhendidengzheneigeren。

neigerentongyangchuandeyishenpolan,shouruodezaizheihanqilibianerdazheduosuo,jiangchileyoushaoke,neirenhaoxiangzhidaobuhaodaguo,caizhongyuzhongxintiaodaolegouzili。

songyuanyuanhedexinlidagu,zaojiutingtadieshuobanyelibuyaochuqu,zhibudingyudaoejilederenbanlujieren,conggouzilifanchulai,barenjikansile,jiuzailubianjiubarenjishengchile。

yiqiantawanshangbuchumen,xiangbudaozheicigentadiechulai,jingranjiupengdaole,xinghaotadiedailejiahuoshier,hezhuleduifang,burangangcaizhidingdechushi。

taxinlipadebuxing,jimanggenzheliangbu,feikuaidetongguoleneili。

genzhetadieyouzouleyousiwuli,qiantoujiushixianchengle,chengmenzaojiuguanle,buguochengwaiyougerouzhuang,tayiqianlaiguo。

zhijiantadiebaozhexiaomeilaidaolerouzhuangmenkou,zhanmenkoulaozhangshijianyidongbudong,dizhetoukanzhexiaomei,haoxiangshizaishuosha,haibutingdemozheyanlei。

songyuanyuanyinyincaidaoletadiexiangganshenme,xiangqilaiyizhitingrenshuodeyizixiangshineixieshi,haiyoucunlishibushiyourenbazijiasidiaodenvrenhaizimaidaorouzhuangli,huanhuilaiyixiehuomingdechishi。

tarenbuzhuxinzangdoutiaodaolesangziyan,shuangshoudoujinjindewozhule。

zuzuyoubankezhong,tadiecaizhongzhongde“ao”leyisangziyayidekusheng,baozhehaizizuandaolerouzhuangli。

songyuanyuanjimangchongguoqu,kanzherouzhuangdemenzhongxinbeiguanshang,buganxiangxintadienengganchulaizheishi,jimangshunzherouzhuangpaodaoyibiandechuanghunei。

dalengtiande,chuanghufengdesiside,tashadoukanbudao,zhinengtingdaotadiehaoxiangshizaigenrenshuohua,jimangmozhefangziwanghoubianzou。

rouzhuangqianhousanjianfangzi,tamosuozhelaidaozuihouyijianfangzinei,faxianneichuanghushikaizhede,jimangguoqu,wanglikanguoqu,zhiyiyan,zhenggerenjiuhededengdaleyanjing,wuzhezuiba,manlianjingkongdebuganfachulaiyidianshengyin。

liangyueliangzhaotianshang,yueguangxia,chuanghuli,fangliangshang,diaoroudegouzisihuguazhebanshanzhurou。

kezheizaihuangnianjing,nalaidezhurouni,zixiyikan,diaoroudegouzichuanguobozi,laolaodediaozaifangliangshang,zuobanbiandeshenziyijingmeile,duzilideneizangyijingdoubeitaokong,xiabianhaijieleyigedamupen,libianyoubanpenzixue。

zheinalishizhurou,fenmingshigenvren........

lieliedehanfengchuiguolai,nvrendeshenzihuangleliangxia,zhuanguolai,liangkeshenzhexue,huibaimanshijuewangdemouzichuanguochuangzihaoxiangkandaoleta.........