第五章：三字国粹
gangsongleyikouqi，menkouturanchuanlaijishengjicudeqiaomensheng！
“wangye，dashibuhaole！gonglilairenle！”
menwaideshiweitizhedao，jidetuantuanluanzhuan，xindicihun，zheidongfanghaimeiruni，renjiusizailelitangshang，zheimingbaizhejiushilaixingshiwenzuidea！
“benwangtuijiaobubian，shoushihaolejiuguoqu！”mubeichuanyanjiandichui，mantiaosilidezhenglizheyijin，zhezhutangnanxizuowandejiezuo。
tangnanxiyanzhengzhengdekanzhemubeichuangebanshenbusuideqishenxiachuang，liangshouyitaikanzhetangnanxi，“wangfeihaibuweibenwanggengyi？gongliderenpashiyaodengjile！”
tangnanxiwoquan，shenxileyikouqi，naodailishanguowushulaozuzongliuxiadesanziguocui，ranhouxiaoyimianmiandeqishen，sihouzhezheiweiye。
pagongliderendengjile，nindaoshibiechuanzaoshana！
zaishuoniyigequezi，zhanqilaichuanyifubutaihaoba！
zuoriyaoxiaotaizhong，tangnanximeixinsidaliang，jintianzaoshangyixinglaitajiufaxianleduanni，mubeichuanpifusuirancanbaimeiyouxuese，keshituishangdejiroukeshifenhaomeiyouweisuo，jueduibukenengshigeyijingzailunyishangzuolesannianderen！
zheijiahuofenmingjiushizhuangde！
tangnanxisihoumubeichuanchuanhaoleyifu，gougousuisuideyoupaodaopingfenghoutoubazijideyifuhuanle。
mubeichuanlilelixiukou，zhuanshenzuozailunyishang，ditouchunjiaoweidong。
ze，zuowanshangrulangsihu，xianrujindaoshijiaoxiuqilaile！
tangnanxituizhemubeichuandelunyidaozhengtingdeshihou，gonglidegongyasanglianchashuidouhuanleliangchale。
laogonggongdiaozhesanjiaoyangannubuganyan，zhongzhongdebabeizifangxia，fuchenraoleyiquandazaigebozhoushang，qiaoleqiaodishangneitanxueji，youkanlekantangnanxideetou，manliandexianqi。
“zhaolaonushuoa，huaianwangjiushizaixihuanqingjing，yegaitianzhijigejianule，jinzaolaonulaideshihou，zheizhengtinghaitangzheliangmeirenshoushini！”laogonggonglanhuazhiyanzhekoubixiaoleyisheng，mingbaizheluojinxiashi。
“zaishuozheiwangfeia，yeshihunao，zuoershishenmerizi！”laogonggonghengleyisheng，shangxiadaliangzhetangnanxi，“neikeshidangjinshengshangjinkouyuyancidehun，ninzheimegan，shixiangmanmenchaozhanna！”
tangnanxiyitingdangchangjiulele。
满门抄斩？
neiganqinghaoa，zaozhidaohaiyouzheizhonghaoshi，tazuotianwanshangjiugaiduotanghuier，dengtangjiadousijuelezhijieqilaijichengyichan！
“gonggongjinrishilaixunhuade？”mubeichuanturanchusheng，shengxiandichenqingleng，jiusuanshizuozailunyishang，yeyijiuqishibiren。
tangnanxituizhelunyideshoubuyoudejinlesanfen，nanguaizheihuangshangduiyigefeirenhaiyaosanfanwucideshitantifang，dangchudemubeichuanshengmingtaisheng，yizhiyuxianzaihaijiweibusan。
hezheiyangderenhezuo，wuyiyuyuhumoupi！
“laonunaganna，zheibushihuangshangkanhuaianwangfushangqingleng，teyiranglaonusonglejigeyahuanguolai！”laogonggongxiaodeaimei，taishouqingpai，shenhousigeenaduozideguniangniuzheyaozhiqianshenxingli，shengyinsudetangnanxidoudaduosuo！
“jianguohuaianwang！”sigeguniangshengyinwanzhuantiming，tangnanxiraoyouxingqudehuishenkanleyiyan，shouzhitouandilichuolechuohuaianwangdejibei，xiaodeyilianyiweishenzhang。
呦，艳福不浅啊！
zheihuangdixianshicihun，diertianjiuwangfushangsongnvren。