第3章 提上裤子认不得人

yutaizibuxiaoxinduishangleyan,youxiaofuxintouyijing,lianmangdixiatou。

danhaishiwanle,jiutingtaizishuo:“zheigongnvyoudianyanshu,shi……”

changgonggong:“huidianxia,shitaizifeiniangniangdepeijia。”

“dui,shita。”taizidandandishuo,“yikanjiubushigeanfendezhu,yihoushaobudeyaoqizhetaizifei,lachuquba。”

游小浮:“……”

guaita,guaitadieniangbatashengdeyifuyaoyanjianhuodemoyang,guaitabuhaohaodizhetoufeiyaotoukan!

youxiaofuwangqianpaliangbu,jitaizidianxiaketou:“dianxiaraoming,dianxiaraoming……”

tazhidao,yidanbeilachuqu,tazhiyousi!

ketaizidianxiayitingduitagengjiabuman,yinweitabujinzhangdeyao,tadeshengyinyeyao:“daoxianzaihaibuwanghumeishouduan。”tajichanggonggongyigeyanshen,changgonggongjiulimaminglingganjinlaxiaqu。

“……”youxiaofuqiuraobushi,buqiuraojiuzhijiesi,tazhinengjiangtouzhongzhongdikezaidishang,qiqiudianxianengdafacibei,raotayiming!

keliangmingtaijianyizuoyiyoudituozhetazou,taiziliankandouweizaikantayiyan。

zhidaokuaituochuneidianshi,zhangneichuanlaishenqianqianjiaoruodeshengyin:“taizigege,ninraolexiaofuba!”

yizhixianxianyushoucongzhangneishenchulai,jiuzhuletaizidianxiadeyifu。

taizidianxiazuozaichuangbian,wozhushenqianqiandeshou:“qianqian,guzaijinihuangegenghaode,zheiyige……guqiaozhebushihaode。”

“buhuide,xiaofuhenhaode!taizigege,qianqianjiuxiangyaoxiaofusihou,jiuxiangyaoxiaofuyige,nibieganxiaofuzouma!”

youxiaofutoudizhebingliangdediban,tayugantajiaxiaojiedehua,huirangtaizigengyaneta。

taizishoubuzhushenqianqiandeqingqiu,tongyile。

taiziyaoshangchao,meishijianjixuhaozaizhei,zoushijingguoyouxiaofudeshenbian,taizilenglengdeshengyinluoxia:“haohaosihoutaizifei,ruoganyoupangdexinsireletaizifeibukuai,nizheishenpiqi,jiuboxialaijitaizifeiqunuanba。”

youxiaofudounengganshoudaotaiziluozaitashenshangshineibinglengcigudemuguang,naozilibuyouzizhudifuxiantazuoyezaitashenshangdegengyun,tabishangleyanjing,zaicizhongzhongxiangtoukezaidishang:“xietaizibu……”

“bizui。”taizidao,“yihou,gubuxiangyourentingdaonideshengyin。”

yijuhua,xiaoxiaodepeijiayahuan,congjinyihouzhinengdanggeyaba。

yizhidaotaiziliqu,youxiaofudoumeicongdishangqilai,yizhipazaineimeidong。

shenqianqianpingtuisuoyouren,ranhoucongchuangzhanglitanchutoulai:“xiaofu,taizigegezoule,niqilaiba。”

taqiaopikeai,xinqingyehenhaodeyangzi:“chengle,zheiyiguansuanshiguole,nizuodebucuo,xiaofu。”

youxiaofuzhinengchaotakeleketou,zaimanmandipaqilai,queyinweitilibuzhi,youshuailehuiqu。

tatingdaoshenqianqianrengzaineiyongqingkuaideyuqishuoyaoshangtashenme,zhinengzaixinliziyezhe,rendebeixiguoranbunenggongtong。

ranhoukaozheziji,manmandizhanqilai。

taizifeizuowanzijiduoqilaishuidehao,jiubuxiangzaishui,qishenrangyouxiaofujitashutou,youxiaofuzhanzaitashenhoushi,yekandaoletongjinglideziji。

kezhongdeetouxianbulun,tamiansecangbai,yanweirengdaizhehongyun,zuichunyinbeiyaopole,haiguazhexuezhu……zheizaibierenshenshangkenenghenlangbei,luozaitashenshangquegengtianyouhuo。

zongzhi,yuanjiuzhangdeyaoyandeta,xianzaikanzhegengxianggezhuanmengourendexiaoyaonv。

guaibudetaizidianxiapiedaoyiyan,jiuxiangnongsita,gujishijuedetaguyide,guyizaizhuzixinhundetouyitian,nongchengzheifumoyangxianggouyintaizidianxia。

youxiaofuxintoukusenanyan,shenziyeqianglianglexia。

“xiaofu,nizenmeyizhibushuohua?”shenqianqianbawanzhezijishenqiandeyicutoufa,suikouwenzhe。

youxiaofuwanyaogentabiaodazuiyi。

shenqianqianzheicaixiangqitaizishuodehua,bushenzaiyi:“aiya,taizigegejiushisuibianshuoshuode,erqiezheijiuwomenlianga,sheinengzhidaonishuohuale?”

youxiaofurengjiuwanzheyaobuyu。

tayizhidouzhidaotajiaxiaojiebushigezhen·wuxietianzhendeguniang。

“zhenmeijing。xingle,niquxiuxiba,rangchuntaotamenlaisihouwo。”shenqianqianhujuedebudui,jiaoxiaozhewen,“woshibushiyinggaigaikoushuo,bengongle?xixi,youdianyisi。”

youxiaofurumutouyiyang,fangfobudongxiaojiedelequ,daidaidigenxiaojiexinglelijiutuixiale。

tahuidaozijidezhusuo,tongwudedoubuzai,yaomezhiqinyaomeganhuo。

zheigeshichenxiangshaoshuipaozaoshibukenengde,zhinengyonglengshui,yidiandiandibazijicashiganjing,youxiedifangjiuduocajibian,yongtengtonganweizijixiganjingle。

zhinengrangzijimamu,guoduodeqingxu,guoduodezaiyi,chulerangzijibengkui,meiyougengduodehaochu。

diyiciyoushenmejinyaode。

tatangzaichuangshang,baozhebeizi,jiangtoumaijinqu,gaosuziji,buzaiyi,buyaozaiyi。

pibeideshentihejingshen,rangtahaishimimihuhudishuileguoqu。

mengli,tabeirengjinyigedaguoli,guodixiaranshaozhechaihuo,tahaore,haore……tanulixiangyaotaolineikoudakou,kebuguanzenmenuli,zuihoudouhuizaidieluohuiqu。

tayiweitahuijiuzheimesile,quebeijiaoxingle。

shizaoshangyitongsihoutaizi,dantongtayiyangwufajinshen,hetayikuaiguizaidishang,ouerbangmangduanshuipendegongnv,ganghaohexiaofutongwuzidelvliu。

“nifashaole。”tafuqixiaofu,weixiaofuheshui,“wanshangdezhishouyaobuzhaorengennihuanhuan?niquzhaochenguanshinadianyaochichi?”

chenguanshijiushiguandonggongyaocaikude,buguoshiputongdeyaocai,donggongliderenmeiyouyunxushibunengchuqude,gongnvtaijianyougetoutengnaorede,jiushizhaochenguanshipidianyao,chenguanshidongdianjiandandeyiyao,yibandetoutengfaredounengjikaiyao,keyaoshiyanzhongde……ziranshizhijieyijuancaoxirengle。

wanyibingzhongguojizhuzijiubuhaole。

suoyi,lvliusuiranshiwenxiaofuyaobuyaohuangerenbangmangzhiye,keqishishibixuhuande,tongshang,yaobimianguobingjizhuzi。

youxiaofubiandianletou,zhunbeiqilaigenfuzediaodudemamashuoyisheng,zaishunbianquchenguanshineinayao。

“nimeishiba?”lvliukantaxiagechuangdouyouxiejiannandeyangzi,danxindiwen,“wogangkannijianbangshanghaoxiangyoushang,nizenmele?”

youxiaofuhuangleyixia,limazhuajinlelingzi,tachaolvliuyaoyaotoubiaoshimeishi,jiuganjinchuqule。

houmianyiqiehaisuanshunli,tashizhongdizhetou,duisheidoushigongjingde,napameiyoukaikoushuohua,guanshiyemeiyouweinan。

shunlidihuanleban,shunlidiheleyao,yigerenchulihaolezheixieshi,tatuozhecanpodeshentipahuichuangshang,pibeideganjueyizhanzhentoujiunengshuizhe。

kefangmenquebeituikai,laidegongnvduitashuo,taizifeizhiyaoyouxiaofushouye!

游小浮:“……”

buhuiyouyaotagentaizitongfangba?