第2章 竟然懂鸟语

mingbanxialuqixiuzijiuchongchuqu,xiangrangneixierenbizui!

keshidengtachulemencaifaxian,wuwaiheiqiqideyipian,naliyoushenmeren?

“zheifeipozaizhaowomen?”yasangyiyangnantingdeshengyinyouxiangleqilai。

kao,nanbuchengnaoguile?mingbanxiashenshangqileyicengjipigeda。

“yinggaibushiba。tadouyaoqiannudaowomenshenshangle?haokepa!”

mingbanxiazheicitingqingle,shengyinshicongyuanlisangshushangchuanxialaide,cunlizheixiecaolaoniangmen,shixiandeduowuliao,dawanshangpashutingqiangjiao!

mingbanxiakuaibuzoudaoshuxia,chayaomadao:“jiwogun……”

huayinweiluo,tazijijingdaile,zhangzhedadadezuiba,heshuzhishangdeliangzhimaotouyingsimu,bu,liumuxiangdui。

shiyinglewaimiandeheian,jiezhetouguoshuyejianxideyueguang,mingbanxiaqingqingchuchudikandaozuobiandemaotouyingzuibayizhangyihe,“tayoutingbudongwomenshuohua,biehangsheng。”

明半夏疯了。

tianna,tazheishichuanyuedaoleyigeshenmeqihuandeshijie,niaoyehuishuorenhua?

budui,yuanshendejiyili,genbenmeiyouzheijianshiqinga!

zheishihou,xiaosiyanlenglengdeshengyinzaishenhouxiangqi:“yaozhuangshuganjin,wojinrijiesuanlegongqian,jinimaiyijuanxiziguoshengoule。”

mingbanxiazheicaihuishen,manmanzhuanguoshenlai,yangmiankanzhetadao:“ni,meitingjianwaimiandeshuohuashengma?”

tazuichunzhandou,xianranyifushoujingguodudemoyang。

danshixiaosiyanduitashenetongjue,zaishuozheifubiaoqingzaiyigeerbaijindefeipolianshang,nengyoushenmechudongrenxinde?suoyitabukeqididao:“xianzaiyouxiangzhuangshennongguishibushi!”

mingbanxiabishangyanjing,qiangpozijixiaohuazheigeshishi——tanengtingdongmaotouyingshuohua!

“meiyou,buganbugan。keneng,kenengshiwozuocuoletaiduoshiqing,”tayouhuanshangleyifukeliandemoyang,“suoyicaizongjuedeyourenbeihouduiwozhizhidiandian。xianggongnifangxin,congjinyihou,woxixingemian,zhongxinzuoren!wo,wozheijiuquxiguozuofan!”

tadeganjinbaneiguodutangrengle!

xiaosiyanmanyanbuxinren,danshiyeergouzhetadebozi,yanshenaiqiu。

tazheicaimeishuohua,zhuanshenjinqu。

mingbanxiajuedeyoutaoguoyijie,zheiyeer,jianzhijiushitianshi。

taliangundaipajinqu,nazhebeishuaibiedeguodao:“jialimeishuile,woquhebianshua。”

shuowan,budengxiaosiyanfanying,tayijingnazheguopaochuqu。

tapaodongdeshihouyouyizhonghunshenfeiroudouzaihuangdongdeganjue,dunshijuedejianfeipozaimeijie。

laidaohebian,tayongjinquanlibatieguorengjinheli,huishimieji,ranhouyipiguzuozaihebiandeshitoushang,huhuchuanzhecuqi。

她需要平静一下。

“tianheige!”tatingjianyigeqingcuideshengyinhandao,suijishizailuweicongzhongpulengzhechibangdeshengyin。

“hanshenmehan!chaodelaozimeifashuijue。”takanjianyizhidaniaohengchongzhizhuang,xiangzheyueliangfeiqu,shifenbaozao。

yucitongshi,caocongzhizhongyouqiuchongjiumingsheng,yuanchuyaoyaochuanlaijimingquanfeizhisheng。

mingbanxialengjinglexujiu,zhongyumingbaiguolai,tanengtingdongniaoyu!zhiyubiededongwuyuyan,baokuojiaqin,tazetingbudong。

wocao,bierenchuanyuedongyidongyaodongjunhuo,yaomegaibianzijiyaomegaibianshijie。

tajiulihaile,tadonggeniao……yu,tazenmebushangtianni!

贼老天,你玩我呢!

“zhuangshushebude,xianzaixiangtouhe?”

mingbanxiatingzheshenhoudeshengyin,zhangtanyikouqi,manmanzhanqishenlai,ditoujusangdao:“wo,wobaguonongdiule……wobuganhuiqu,wopanidawo。”

tieqiguizhong,zheitieguoshitamenjiazuizhiqiandecaichanle。

danshixiaosiyanqishimeiduitadongguoshou,tagandezuiduode,jiushihoubanyemodaohuohuo。

meicizheiyang,mingbanxiajiunengxiaotingyidianer。

danshigougaibulechishi,yongbulejiri,xiaosiyanbanyeyoudemodao。

yeerhaiguazaixiaosiyanshenshang,wenyanduizhemingbanxiashenchuxiaoshou。

mingbanxiakanzheneiheihuhu,haiyoushanghendexiaoshou,xinruanchengyiwangshui,leidoukuaichulaile。

guoranshiqinerzi,zheishitachuanyueerlaijieshoudaodediyifenshanyi。

feidanruci,yeerhaibalingyizhishoulidebaoziwangtazuilisai,ruguobushixiaosiyankongwuyouli,kongpatazhenggerendoupudaole。

“yeerchi,niangbue。niangzheimepang,yihoushaochidian。”mingbanxiadao,“zou,zanmenhuijia。”

zaibuhuiqu,tapaxiaosiyangaibianzhuyi。

huiquzhihoutacaikandao,zhuoshanghaishengxiayigebaozi,xianglaishixiaosiyandaihuilaide。

mingbanxiaduziede“gugu”jiao,danshibingbuganshenshou。

xiaosiyanlengshengdao:“chifan!”

mingbanxiakuaiyaoesile,danshitakanzhezijiyishenfeirou,jianjuediyaoleyaotou:“wo,hedianshuijiuxing。”

xiaosiyanlandelita,jikoubabaozichile,ranhoubaqiangbianduizhededaocaopuzaidishang,louzheyeertangxia。

chuangbanshimingbanxiayirenduxiangde,tatangzaishangmianzhanzhuanfance,neixinbuan。

qianshenzheimexiaozhanghainenghuozheimejiu,wanquanshiyinweiyeerduimuqindeyilai。buguanqianshenruhedama,yeerduimuqindekewangshizhongmeibian。

jilaizhizeanzhi,mingbanxiajuedingyihoudouyaohaohaoduidaizheigexiaotianshi。

jiushiyanxiariziguodetaijiannanle。

xiaosiyanshiliufangzhiren,suoyitazaizheilishizuidicengdecunzai,jiusuanjirendatie,pixingdaiyuezuozuizhongdetilihuo,yitianyebuguoshigetongbaneryi。

qianshenkuaizhuyoubanfan,qianjibendouhuazailetashenshang,ranhoudedaozheiyishenfeibiao。

shuoqilai,yinweihuangshangchongaifengyudexuguifei,suoyishumeijiupiantayifeiweimei,tacongqianweilezengfeijiuchizhuyoubanfan,ranhouyifabukeshoushi。

zhenshihuohuochunsilea!mingbanxiaxinligankai。

yitianshigetongbanxianranbugouyijiarenguoshangfengyizushideshenghuo,suoyitadexiangbanfazhuanqiangaishanshenghuo,weileziji,yeweileyeer!

zhiyuxiaosiyan,rebuqi,tabure。

xiaosiyanshuotajiesuanlegongqian,buzhidaoyouduoshao,nengbunenggentayaodian?

bu,suanlesuanle,tabuxiangpengyibizihui。

xianglexujiu,tazhongyumimihuhushuiguoqule。

diertianzaoshangtabeiwaimiandeshuohuashengchaoxing,yuanlaineimaotouyingbaguazhihou,yiqunmaquelaile。

tingzhetamenjijizhazhadeyilunsheng,mingbanxiazhengkaiyanjingdaheyisheng:“doujilaonianggun!”

人穷,鸟都欺负!

yeerbenlaizhanzaipangbiantoutoukanta,tingdaozheiyishengbaohe,dunshihedesesefadou。