tazhengkaiyanjing，zhijiansizhouheiqiqiyipian，huanleyihuieryanjingcaishiyingyanqiandeheian。
这是哪儿啊？
yanwangjitaxundezheijushentishousuntaiyanzhongle，sizhiniuqubianxing，wuzangliufuquansui，jiuliannaojiangdoushuaichulaile，dongyixiayanzhuzidoufeijing。
tadeguihunzaiheshentikuaisuronghe，meibanfachulaile，zhidedongyongguilimanmanxiufuzheijushentile。
她是地府的首富。
yinweimeiyoushengqiandejiyi，suoyibuzhidaozijixingsheimingshei，yebuzhidaozenmeside。
yinweitalaidifushishouliniezheyimeixiuhuazhen，difudeguidouyiweitashengqianshiyimingxiuniang，suoyijiuchenghutawei“xiuniang”。
buguozicongtatushousileeguihou，guijiederendouhanta“guiniangzi”le，“xiuniang”zheigemingziyezhiyouqinjindejigeguihan。
xinghaotashiyibuyingxiangjiarenjitashaoqianguolai，tazhanghushangdeqianmeitiandouzaifeisuzengzhang，jiuzheiyangtachengledifushoufu。
yeshiqiaole，neiyiniandifufashengbaoluan，shengsibubeihuilejiye，jizaitashengpingdeneiyiyejiuzaiqizhong，suoyitayemeibanfaqutoutai。
fanzhengtazaidifuyouqianyoufangyoupuren，zheiriziguodeyouzailezai！jiulianyanwangdouxianmu。
她也不想去投胎。
yanwangjuedekuiduiyuta，jiuchuanshoujitaguixiudegongfa。
就这样过去了千年。
jiusuantapingrilidaiyuxiulian，xianzaiyexiuliandaolebanguixianjingjie。
yanwangsuandaotadechengxianjiemashangjiuyaodaole，yijiaojiangtajichuaichuledifu，jiuhaipatalijieshijiangtadeyanwangdianjipihuaile。
suoxingyanwanghaiyoudianerliangxin，linlaishijiletayigechuwujiezhi，limianshiyizuoguxianggusedesanjinzhaiyuan，fangwutingduo，jiushimeiyoujiaju。
jiezhikeyichuwu，yekeyiyanghun。
taguishijinrujiezhi，limianyouxuduolanguanjiabangmangzhunbeidegongpin，
haizailimianzhaodaoleyizhangyanwangliuxiadezhitiao：“jinizhunbeileyixierenjianyongdeqian，haiyouyitachuanyinfu，queshenmedongxilejiujiwochuangexin，wochaguichajinisongguoqu。
renjianqianzai，shijianfashenglejudadebianhua，jihuinande，haohaoxiangshouba。
buyaoxiangzhetongguozishahuilaie，jiusuannisilewoyehuizaicijiangnichuaishangqu，anxindedengdailijieba，lijiecheng，ziranjiuhuihuilaile。”
阎王一脸担忧。
xiuniangshitakanzhechengzhangqilaide，jiuhezijiqinnveryiyang。
tadeshiliqiangguiqiang，jiushitailanle。
zaifuli，yishuinengshuigehaojinian。
meishicongbuchumen，zaidifu，zijihainengduoguanzhaotayixie，daorenjianyihou，jiuzhinengkaotazijile。
bainianqian，zijijiusuandaotadechengxianjiekuaidaole，haishizuinanguodeqingjie。
zheilinmenyijie，duguobianchengxian，ruoshiguobule...neibianhunfeiposan。
erqietadejieshuzairenjian，naihetameifaqutoutai，zhinengtongguojieshihaihundefangfarangtachuqule。
唉…
xiwangtacixingnengshunliba。
zheijushentishousuntaiyanzhongle，tazuzuxiufuleyitianyiyecaixiufuhao。
tashizhedongleyixiagebo，ranhouwaiwainiuniudezhanqilai，zheidangguidangjiule，daonaerdoushipiaozhezou，turanliangjiaozhedi，tahaiyouxiebushiying。
tahuihuigebo，duoduojiao，huodongleyixiaquti。
zheirenleideshentitaiguocuiruo，gujiliantabaifenzhiyideshilidouchengshoubule，kedexiaoxinyidianershiyong。
laidoulaile，neijiuzairenjianhaohaoguangguangba。
lijieshenmedejiushunqiziranba，sheizhidaotadejieshenmeshihoulaia，jiyemeiyong。
shunbianyequzhaozhaotadehouren，zheiqianniandouguoqule，tamenhaizaiwangxiabianjitasongzhiqian，deletamenzheimeduohaochu，yeliyingjitamentigongyixiebihu。
tashitanzhewangqianzouleliangbu。
“a…taguolaila…”turanqianfangchuanlailiangshengjianjiao。
tataitouwangqu，jiukandaozhengqianfangyoulianggeguizhengyilianjingkongdiwangzheta，neiyanzhuzidoukuaidiaochulaile。
qizhongyigenianqingyixiedenvgui，kanmoyangshizheijushentidezhuren。
liangguijiantawangguolai，wanghouyipiaosanchiyuan，duozaishitouhoubiansesefadou。
zhongniannanguiyongshouchuolechuonianqingnvgui，zhanzhanweiweidishuodao：“a...ni...ni...nizenmezhashila？neiyanzhuzihaihuidongni。”
nvguihuntidoukuaidouchengshaizile：“dashu，wo…woyeshidiyiciyudaozheizhongshia。”
诈尸啊！！！
妈呀，吓死鬼了…