第5章 校花拿**集,只为换肉夹馍?

“xiaohaige,nizenmelaizheilile,haiwomeizhaozhe。”

yigelaodayezouleguolai,houbianhaigenzhesangedahaqiandehaizi。

“daye,laijigeroujiamo?”

linhanyedianshanglehuo,zhunbeikaimai。

“wobajialidehaizidoujiaoqilaipaiduile,yigongsigeren,meirenliangge。”

dayezuotianjiumaileyige,zhenshihouhuileyiwanshang。

zhidaolinhanxiangouhou,zhijiebajialiderendouzhuaileqilai,shengpamaishaole。

“好嘞。”

linhanyingleyisheng,ranhoujiukaishiduoroule。

这一次。

linhanzhijiebarouquanbudouduokaile,yourenmaizhijiesaimolijiuwanshi,dadatigaolexiaolv。

“zhenxiang,wenzhejiuliukoushui。”

laodayepobujidaiyaoleyikou,zhijiejiutiaoleqilai。

“bizuotiandegenghaochile,xiaohaigenitainiule。”

laodayexingfendehuiqishou,haoxiangyixiazinianqinglehaojisui。

zhibojianliyemanmandelairenle。

yixieqidezaodeguanzhong,kanbiedezhibojianhaizaishui,jiulaidaolelinhanzheili。

:“woqimengle,zenmeroujiamozheimezaojiupaiduile?mianfeidema?”

:“xiaohaigezhentongxiaolema?zheinimarenduodeyoudianlipuba。”

:“buhuishiqingqunzhongyanyuanleba?zheipaiduidebamaludoulanzhule。”

:“queshitaijiale,renshaodianwojiuxinle,zheimeduorenkaishawanxiao。”

:“……”

guanzhongmenkandaoroujiamotanweiqianpaiqizhanglong,juedeyiyanjia。

erlinhandehua,gengrangdajiajuedefeiyisuosi。

“shexiangdagege,nibangwokanzheduiwu,yaoshiyourenchadui,likequxiaopaiduizige。”

linhanhaiyaozuoroujiamo,gubushangkanduiwu,jiujiaojileshexiang。

zheixieren,jiuchengshizuotianchiguoderenjiaolaide。

yigerenlashangsiwugepengyouguolaimai,renshujiuduoleqilai。

“xiaohaige,wotebiexihuannideroujiamo,womaisigehaobuhao?”

yigenanshengzoushanglai,qituduomailianggehuiqu。

linhantaitouwanghoukanqu,“tayaomaisige,nimenshuoxingbuxing?”

houbianpaiduideren,qiqikanxianglezheinansheng。

“buxing,doumaineimeduo,wopaiduidoumaibuzhele。”

“nizheixiaohuozizahuishi?bierendouxiangou,niweishamaisige。”

“biemaijita,wozuihenzheizhongpohuaiguijuderen。”

paiduiderenzhijiezhaguole,chaozhenanshengjiuhouleqilai。

“我,我不买了。”

nanshengkandaoqunqingjifen,gengyouxierenxiangyaodongshou,lianmangliule。

zheiyizhetenghou,renmenlaoshiduole,huxiangjianduqilai。

zhidaoyigepiaoliang**jieguolai。

“xiaohaige,wojiumailiangge。danshiwonengbunengyudingliangge,xiawulaina。”

“neige,wozuijingangpaileyitao**ji,xiawusongniyiben。”

**jieyeshihuochuqu,zhunbeiyiwuyiwu。

“keyi,xiawunizhijiezhaowo。”

linhantaitoudaliangleyiyan,**jieqingchunkeren,chuandayefeichangxianqizhi。

houbiandenandaxueshengbudandingle。

“nima,neishiyishuxixihua,xiaohuahouxuanrenliuyimengba。”

“tingshuotashigechihuo,buguoyong**jihuanlianggeroujiamo,yetaifengkuangleba?”

“aiya,zaozhidaowoquxuechushile,wojitabiaobaidoumeidaliwo。”

“nixuechushinengyouxiaohaigezuodehaochima?zuotianwochadianbashetouchidiao。”

zhibojiandeguanzhong,tingdaohoubianrendeduihua,danaoyijingdangjile。

neikeshixiaohuade**ji,jiuhuangeroujiamodeyudingzige?

nandaozhenyouneimehaochima?

【震惊值+333】

【震惊值+260】

【震惊值+256】

【……】

jiexialai,youshiyige**jie。

“xiaohaige,lailianggebuladeroujiamo。woxiawuyequpai**,nengbuneng...”

**姐话还没说完。

“不能!”

linhantaitoukanleyiyan,zhandingjietiedehuidao。

“nishenmeyisi?wokeshi211dedaxuesheng,niyihoukendingkaobushang。”

**jienaoxiuchengnu,zhijierenshengongjiqilai。

“nishidaxueshenga?kanzhebiwogaobuleduoshao,wohaiyiweiwunianjini。”

linhansharenzhuxin,zhuandazhaotongchuxiashou。

“ni!kanzairoujiamodemianzishang,fangniyima。”

**jiechayaochuanzhecuqi,weilechiroujiamoyerenle。

:“pu~dazaoqiwobeixiaoxingle,xiaohaigezheizuitailihaile,yidiandoubuchikui。”

:“zheigeguniangdingduoyimiliu,xiaohaigepayijingyimisiwuzuoyoule。”

:“wojiuhaoqidaodiyouduohaochi,wokandaojigeshizuotiandeguke,zaoqiyoulaile。”

:“dengwoqudakaha,wolizheigedaxuechengbuyuan,woqukankanshibushituoer。”

:“……”

guanzhongmenqishiyijingxinledaban,jiemuzumeibiyaozhaotuoer,xiaohaigeyemeishilizhaozheimeduotuoer。

只是。

dajiahaishijuedefeichanglipu。

“houbiandebuyaopaiduile,mashangjiumaiwanle。”

linhankandaohoubianhaiyourenpaidui,bianhanlejisheng。

“jintiannonglezheimeduo,zheijiumeile?”

shexiangshijidezaoshangnongleneimeduoderou,haiyiweimaibuwanni。

:“ai,baipaiduile,zenmezheixierendoulaizheimezao。”

:“xiaohaige,nimeirenxiangouyigeba,buranzhenmaibushang。”

:“chigemiantiaoquba,zuotianderoujiamoshizhendehaochi,xiawuwohailai。”

houbianpaiduiderenzhihaolikaile。

“haolei,xiawuxiangouyige。”

linhanshoushileyixiaxiaotan,tuizhewanghuizou。

“dezaodianxiangbiedebanfale,zheigebushizhangjiuzhiji。”

linhanyijingkaishidasuangandianbiedele。

“zheigehaibuxinga?wanquanshibugoumai,niyaoshiduomaijigexiaoshi,zhibudingzhuanduoshaoni。”

shexiangshiganjuezijitingcuole,zheimehonghuohaibunengzhangjiu。

“woyigeroujiamoqibakuaiqian,jiusuanquanshilirun,yigeyezhinengzhuanqibakuai,yibaigeyejiuqibabaikuai。”

“nikankanneigelvbao,maiyigenengdingwoduoshaoroujiamo,yaozhuanjiuzhuandaqian。”

linhandemubiaogengda,qimaroujiamomanzubuleta。

erqie,yizhizuoroujiamo,jiumeifazhangzhenjingzhile。

“neinixianggansha?kaiyigeshechipindian?”

摄像小哥问道。

“haimeixianghao,zhaozhaojihuizaishuo。”

linhanxianzaiyemeishenmeziyuan,zhinengshiduoliuxinle。

………………

林寒走后不久。

yigejuzulaidaolezheitiaojieshang。

lingtoudenanzidaizheheisedemaozi,zhengzaijihoubianderenzuojieshao。

“zheibianshigedaxuecheng,fujinyouhenduoxiaochi,maidongxiyehenfangbian。”

“nimenyaoshichifankeyicongzheibianding,yekeyizijizhaochushizuo,nimenzudeneigechangdiyouchufang。”

“wangnanzouyouyigedagongyuan,pingshirenyebushihenduo,keyisansanbushangshangjing。“

“……”

daimaozidenanzishizheibiandegongzuorenyuan,fuzejiedaijuzude。

“daoyan,zanmenshidingfanhaishizhaorenlaizuo?”

zhulizaiyipangwenleqilai。

“yikaishixiandingba,nengjishisongguolaijiuxing,houbianyouheshidezaishuo。”

daoyanxukemeizhejijueding,zhunbeikankanzaishuo。

zheicitazhunbeipaishede,shiyigewuxiaticaidedianying,zheilizhenghaoyougudaidebujing。

“haode,woyihuierjiucongzheibianzhaogejiudiandingcan。”

zhulidianlediantou,bayaozuodeshierdoujilexialai。

“reba,zheibianxiaochihaoduo,yihouzanmenqiaoqiaolaichi。”

zhaojinmailazhereba,daochudaliangzhesizhouyoushachide。

“buxingbuxing,wodebaochishencai。”

rebayaoleyaotou,renzhulexinlidechanchong。

“nigechihuokendingrenbuzhu,hahaha。”

yixingrenzaisizhouzhuanleyiquan,shuxilehuanjingzhihou,caizuochehuiqu。