第5章 颠倒是非

mengmengzuoshouqianbaba,youshouqianmama,lianshangyangyizhexingfudexiaorong。

zheishikanjianyigeshushudengdayanjingkanlai,dunshiluchuyihuodemuguang。

“shushu,nikanshenmeya?”

zhangjingdalegejiling,huangmangyaotou。

“meimeimei,meikanshenme,xiaopengyounizhenkeai!”

“zhendema?”mengmengzhengdayanjing,xiaoronggengcanlanle:“xiexieshushu!”

kandaozheitianzhenwuxiedexiao,zhangjinglibengjindeshenjingsongchileyixie,xinqingyepingjingxialai。

“dangranshizhende,wohaimeijianguonizheimekeaidexiaopengyouni!”

shuozhetoumiaoleqincanglanyiyan,buzhidaozijikuadalaodenvernengbunenghuodedalaodehaogan。

zuotian,tazaibujingyijianpiedaoqincanglancongdinglouzongtongtaochulaideyimu,dangshixindoutiaodaosangziyanle。

zheitamakeshiyaoshishoudengershiweidalaoyiqiyingjiedechaojidalaoa!

ganggangchadiandangchangzhirenzheiwei,hedetayishenlenghan。

buzhidaodalaoshenfennengbunengbaolu,wanyibuneng,neitazhirenchulaijiusuanyoushitiaomingdoubugouside。

“nimenxianchi,wohaiyoudianshiyaomang,jintianzheidunwozuozhu,jigeweimiandan。”

zhangjinglishuowan,xiaoxinyiyidituichuleyanxi。

zhiyumiandan,ziranshimaiqincanglanmianzi。

zhongrenkanzhezhangjingliliqudebeiying,quandouyihuobuyi。

“zheixingzhangdegangcaibushihenxiaozhangma,zenmezheihuieryoumiandanle?”

chenyaoyemihuo,buguozheishizhuangbidejihuia!

dangjibiandao:“laozhangyeshiyoutoumianderen,peilidaoqiantaizhetamianzi,miandandajiaxinlidouyoushu,mianzishangguodequ。ba,zheishierjiujieguoba?”

linqianghahayixiao,feichangmanyi。

“xing,zheishierjiuguoqule。”

buguodangtakanxiangqincanglanyijia,liansequeyixiazichenlexialai。

“nimenlaiganma,xiangzaizheicengchicenghekemeinimendeweizhi。”

shashijian,qitarenyefenfenkanlai,miandaijifenghechaonong。

linwanruomunv,zaitamenyanzhongyijingshixiaohua。

zhiyuqincanglanneigeqiongbi,meirenguan。

zheishichenyaoquedao:“jirandoulaile,neijiujiayizhuoba。”

taneiyinhuidetanlanmuguangzailinwanruoshenshangsaoguo,andaozheicaishilinjiazuirangtaxiangrufeifeidenvrena!zheixieniantayizhiduilinwanruotinghao,weidejiushishenmeshihoukeyigengshenrudejiaoliua。

linqiangtingchenyaozheimeshuo,youdianbushuang,danchenyaoganggangjitazhaohuichangzi,yebuhaobujinvxuzheigemianzi。

biandao:“jiranayaokaikoule,neilinwanruonigenninverliuxiaba。buguozheigeqiongguidezuilewangdahai,kebiezaizheilianleiwomen。”

takanzheqincanglan,juederuguogenzheizhongqiongbiyiqichifanyoushishenfen。

qitarenyedunshifanyingguolai,kanxiangqincanglandedemuguangrubishexie。

“dui,ganjingun,bieqianlianwomen。”

“穷鬼,滚!”

“滚出去!”

linwanruozhoumei,youyuleyixiahaishiduiqincanglandao:“nixianquwaimiandengyihuierba。”

“buyao!wanyibababujianlezenmeban?”

mengmengjinjinzhuazhuqincanglandeshou,xiaolianfeichangjinzhang。

linwanruoyoudianwunai,yebuxianglangfeishijian,biandao:“neinigenbabayiqizaiwaimiandengmama,kanzhebababierangtapaolehaobuhao?”

mengmengwaizhexiaonaodaixianglexiang,diandiantou:“neihaoba,womenzaiwaimiandengnie!”

qincanglanjianciyebuduoshuo,qianzhemengmengwangwaizou,liuxiayijuhua:

“yaoshibeiqifule,jiwogedianhua。”

linwanruoyileng,buzhiweishenmeganjuexinliyouxieanwen。

“嗯。”

dengfunvlianglikai,linwanruocaihuanhuanluozuo。

linjiarenyemeiguanta,gezikaishifengkuangdiancai。

yiqianshebudehedejiu,shebudechidecai,quandoulaiyifen!

linwanruoduziyizhuo,jingjingkanzhelinjiahuchihaihe。

zhongyu,jiuguosanxun,caiguowuwei,linwanruojuedeshijichabuduole。

“jiefu,jintianwoqishishiyoushiqingxiangqiunibangmang。”

chenyaoyizhiguanzhulinwanruo,wenyanyanzhongbaofachujingguang!

zhudongkaikouqiuziji,zheishijihui!

“什么事,说!”

chenyaoyilianshuanglang,dabaodalan。

linwanruosonglekouqi,youjiefuzheijuhua,tafangxinduole。

dangxiazhijiedao:“wobuxiangjiajiwangdahaile,xiangqingjiefubangwogenwangdahaishuoshuo,buyaoweinanwomenyijia。”

chenyaotingwan,meitouweizhou。

wangdahaizheigegundaorou,weibijitamianzia。

buguo,jibukeshi,nengbunengjiejuewentilingshuo,xianbalinwanruonaxiacaishiyingdaoli。

“meiwenti,zheijianshibaozaiwoshenshang。”

chenyaopaizhexiongfu,yifushifenyoubawodeyangzi。

linwanruoxinlideshitouchediluodi,gangyaoqishengaoci,shoujiqueshoulechenyaodexiaoxi:

‘wokaigefangjian,chiwanwomenhaohaotantan。’

kanjianzheitiaoxiaoxi,linwanruodelianseshuadejiubianle,jinbuzhuchushengzhiwen:

“jiefunishenmeyisi?”

shengyinhenda,suoyourendoukanleguolai。

chenyaodajing,lianmangbafachudexiaoxichehui,ranhouzhoumeikanxianglinwanruo,yanshenbingleng。

made,**jilianbuyaolian!

budengchenyaoshuoshenme,chenyaodelaopolindongmeijiupaizhuoerqi,dengzhelinwanruo!

“nichicuoyaole?yongzheizhongyuqigennijiefushuohua?”

linqiangyekanxianglinwanruo,chenshengdao:“nijiefuhaoxinbangni,nihaibumanyile?”

linjiarenfenfennushi:“zheibaiyanlang,chenyaonijiubugaiguanta!”

linwanruoqidefadou,zhijiebashoujipingmuzhanshijizhongrenkan。

“nimenkantajiwofadeshenme!”

zhongrenzhoumeikanlai,quezhikandaoleyigexiaoxibeichehuidejilu。

bushaorenlianseweibian,xiaoxibeichenyaochehui,kendingyoumaoni!

buguo,youmaoniyouruhe?

tamenbukenenggenlinwanruozhanyibian。

“nijiupingyigexiaoxichehuidejilu,xiangshuomingshenme?”

lindongmeilenglengkanzhelinwanruodao。

linwanruoyaoya:“xiaoxibeichehuilenandaohaibunengshuomingwentima,ruguotashuodehuameiyouwenti,weishenmeyaochehuibuganrangdajiakan?”

“sheishuowobuganrangdajiakanle?wozhishifaxianfachuquxiaoxilimianyoucuobiezi,suoyichehuixiugaileyixia。woyoudianqingweiqiangpozheng,dajiayoubushibuzhidao。”

chenyaoyilianwugu,shuowanbazhongxinbianjidexiaoxifaleguoqu:

‘biedanxin,youjiefuzai。’

linwanruoyaoyaqiechi,xiangbudaoyizhiduizijitinghaodejiefu,juranshigezheimelingrenexinderen。

“nimenxiangxintagangcaifadeshizheitiaoxiaoxima?”

zhongrenlengxiao,buyueertongdezhanzaichenyaozheibian。

“womendangranxiangxinnijiefu,nanbuchenghaixinni?”

“nizijishenmeyang,youzigerangwomenxiangxinma?”

“yihouyoushibiezaizhaonijiefule,baiyanlang。”

linwanruoyankuangshirun,zheixierenkendingdouzhidaoneitiaochehuidexiaoxiyouwenti,danquedoubamaotouzhixiangta。

shenxikouqi,linwanruozhanqishenlai。

meiyouzhenglundebiyao,zheixierendiandaoheibai,jiusuantanengbatianshuopoyemeiyong。

“zhanzhu,jintianbubahuashuoqingchubuxuzou!”

lindongmeihengshendangzhulinwanruo,diyudao:“xiangzou,jiuchengrenshinigouyinwolaogong!”

suoyourendounengcaidaoneitiaoxiaoxidedazhineirong,ruguolinwanruobuchengrenshitagouyinchenyao,neitalindongmeijiuchenglexiaohua。

linwanruozhoumei,raoxianglingyibian。

lindongmeibuyiburao,gancuiyibalazhulinwanruo,jiangtacheleyigelieju,diezuozaidi。

“bubashiqingshuoqingchu,biexiangzou!”

qitarenyedouweishanglai,duzhulesuoyoutuilu。

linwanruobiaoqingtongku,naohailibuyouzizhufuxianqincanglanneijuhua:‘yaoshibeiqifu,jiwogedianhua。’

tafanchuzuowanqincanglanjidedianhua,yirandaleguoqu。