第1章 我怎么就上门了?

woyichusheng,jiukesilefumu。

aposuanchuwosizhuzhiyang,shifentianzhiming。

zheiminggexingkeliuqin,fengdansuihaiyouyaozhehengsizhizai。

jiusuandoubiguole,yehuobudaochengnian!

apoburenming,santianliangtoubushiweiwohefushui,jiushiyongwangsishiroumofenwangwoshenshangmo。

lianxunchanghaitongshengrigaizaijiaqingzhu,wodouyaoqufendi,hehengsideshitizaiguancailitangshangyiye。

zhidaoyouyitian,apoyongbuzhicongnazhaolaiderenxue,zaiwoxiongqianwenlezhiluoyuexiaoren,shuotayihoujiushiwodeshouhushen,wocaihaohaodihuolexialai。

zheixienianxialai,zaiapodexuntaoxia,woyexuehuiletabushaobenling,daxuedeshihouhaiweilekaojiugudongfaqi,teyixuanlekaoguzhuanye。

zhishigangbiye,meidengwoqushehuishangchuangdang,jiubeitazhaohuilejiazhong,shuoshijiwoxuleyimenqinshi。

“shangmen?woxiangmaotangtang,buquegebobuquetuide,zenmekenengjirendangshangmennvxu?!”

“buyuanyi?!”tajingshoudemianjiakualexialai,yanjinghanguangzhaxian。

woanchoulengqi,faxianwufawunitaderenheyaoqiu。

“apo,neiwoduozuiwenyiju……yunjiashenmelailu?pingshenmewojiudeshangmen?”

“云家是大老板。”

aponingmeikanleyiyanshenhoubushuojiatusibi,danyedajianleduoniandelaojiufangzi。

woxindaozheiyagenbushiqiandewenti,zheilimiankendingyougui。

erqieyitadeshenfen,tiqianjiutaisule。

yaozhidao,woguozigujiuyou‘nanmaobeima’zhishuo。

nanmaoyidaoshuzhengui,beimayitonglingquxie,jieyourenguimocezhineng。

erwomenguixinan,yeyouzheyizhongdutedeluoyuewuguwenhua。

tabutongyumaoshanyanggui,beimawuxianmingwenyushi,quenengtongguoshouyindefangshi,yongwugusiguizhifa,xiaohuanyiguixiaozaixiagu,dayihufuerquwangui,kanbiludishenxian。

apozhengshichuanchengleluoyuewuguzhishudexianpo。

wozhisuoyimeiyoufankang,yezhengyinweimeiyoutazheicengshenfenzai,pazaojimaiganzhedilile。

kewufafankang,jiuyiweizhebixujieshou。

santianguohoudebangwan,cunliguoranlaileyingqinchedui。

qipaidejiazhanghongqijiaochetinglexialai,luxuxialaiyinanyinv。

xizhuanggelvdesijirenqingdalian,jinxiaoshenweidizoudaoleapomianqian:“xiaobeijianguolunainai,qingwennaweishichencuxiansheng……”

“茅山的娃仔吧?”

“是。”

“jishiyaoguole,batadaizou,buyaodangeshijian。”aposhuowanbeishouzhuanshenjinmen,touyebuhui。

yinanyinvmuguangjujiaowoshenshang。

guanidedakucha,tuoxie,beixin。

草率了。

benyiweihuizaoshanglaiyingqin,suoyiyizhengtiandouhefaxiaozaidiliwafanshu,meilaidejihuanyifu。

bujinwoganga,renjiabiaoqingdoubuduile。

“带上你的家当。”

pianpianzheishihou,wuliyizhiershoushepidaihaibeirenglechulai。

apo,niliandoumeilu,jiubawo‘zhuchu’jiamenle?

erqienajiabangwancaijie‘xifu’shangmende?

woxinzhongfufei,quezhinengyingzhetoupitidaishangche。

chezihoupaihenkuanchang,zhongjiandefushouchulechumopinghaiyoubingxiang,weiyibuhaode,shihaohuachengduhewodeshepidaixiangchongle。

woxiangduanxiangshenbiandenvzi,ketaguyiniutoukanzhechewai,chulepifubaixi,kanbuqingzhangxiang。

wobunengzongdingzheduifangkan,jushuoshangmennvxudouhenmeirenquan。

jiuzaiwohaishijuedezheishitouzheguiyishi,qianmiandenvzhulizhongyudiguolaiyifenwenjian。

woandaosuanshiyougezhengjingrenle。

buguokanlezheifenwenjian,woxinxiagedengyitiao。

文件直白明了。

yunjia,guixinanshoufunanshikuaguojiudiantouzijituan。

woshenbiandenvzi,shiyunshiqianjin,muqianmingyishangdezhangduoren:yunqinglan。

wenjianshangxiangxijiluletayeyedeyizhu。

qizhong,yunshijituandechanyeruguobushiworuzhuiyunjia,yifenyihaodoujuanxianjiguojia;erweileqidaobaohuyunqinglandexiaoyong,yiwaishenwangyezaiqili,kaoheqisannian。

zhihouwojiangdedaoyunshibaifenzhiwudegufen,keziyoulihun。

woxinzhongzashe,biexiaokanzheijigedian,neizuyirangputongrenyibeiziyishiwuyou。

dangran,zheimedabideshumu,woyaofuchushenme?

难道仅仅是倒插门?

erqieruguobuzhidingleshiwo,lianyiwanjiacaidouyaojuanle?

zheishenmecaozuo?woyouneimezhiqianme?

jiuzaiwozhuantoukanxiangshenbianrendeshihou,yunqinglanyezhenghaolengbingbingshenshiwo。

yishun,wohedeyoushoufuzailechemenshang!

bushiyinweitabingjiyuguqingguoqingcheng,ershiyanqianshenzhexiqinghongqundedameinv,lijishiyaowangsideqixiang!

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haishifanchenglushangyaoyingyandejiezou?

zhuangche?zhuishan?luoshi?haishizhijiebaobi?

buguanruhe,xinhunwangsi,hongyizhixiong!

yunqinglanya,nihaiyoukongxianwolata,jiaoxiashepidaizang?

haibuzhidaozijishenmeqingkuang?

budui,sijiyebuzhidao?apobushijiaotamaoshandewazime?nengrangapozheimechenghu,duobanyeshixingneirenba?

“chenxiansheng,wokaichehaisuanwen,shangaoluyuan,ninzhiguanzuowenjiushi。”sijihaoxiangkanchuwodejinzhang。

woxindaozheisijiwenzhouzhoude,nandaoshigaoren?

jiranzheiyang,kanpobushuopo,woyegaichenzhuqi,bunengdiuapoderen。

kewowanwanmeixiangdao,wocaicedeshidoumeiyingyan,fandaoyingyanzaigengkongbudeshishangle!

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houfangcheduibianchengleyiliangliangzhalebaisehuaquandezhihumingche,chetounei,heranbaizheyunqinglandejieqinzhao!

erqiehetaheyingdejuebushiwo,shigeburenshidebailianqingnian!

这是猛鬼迎冥亲!

womaogusongran,yiruzhuiyiyingqin,yiduihuoyiduisi!

biejiashihenbudejiagehaopojia,apo,nijiwoanpaideshenmeqinshi!?

shirangwohemengguiqiangxifu,zhengzheshangmenme?