"zuixinbaodao，daxiaguokongqizhiliangzhishujinnianlaijijupansheng，yidadaolishifengzhi！jinguan**yijingchutaileduoxianghuanbaocuoshi，danwuranzhuangkuangrengchixuehua，jinnianxiajidewumaitianshuyichaoyuelishijilu。"
"daxiaguokongqizhiliangzhishu，yituposanbai，zhuanjiajinggao，ruojixuehua，daxiaguomindejiankangjiangshoudaoyanzhongweixie，zhangqibaoluzaizheiyangdehuanjingxia，kenenghuiyinfaduozhongjibing……"
"zhuanjiajianyi，yingjiadaduiwuranqiyedejianguanlidu，tongshituiguangqingjienengyuandeshiyong，yijianshaoduihuanjingdepohuai……"
yucitongshi，wusuoshishidejiangbeitangzaishafashangshuazheshipin。
“zenmezheigeshijieyezheimeduodaqiwurana~”
jiangbeiwunaideyaoleyaotou。
gongyehuayanzhong，daozhihuanjingelie。
shangyishidediqiuhaoxiangyeshizheigemoban，zuihoujiangbeiyinweiyaoquchulihuanjingwuranerchulechehuo。
yidianzhenlingweimie，jiangbeidehunpopiaopiaodangdanglaidaolezheigepingxingshijie。
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zheiliyuqianshidediqiujingrendexiangsi，jiuxiangshilianggepingxingyuzhou，erqielishiwenmingdemailuozaizheigeshijieyeyudiqiugaoduzhonghe。
wenhua、lishi、chaodai，yimoyiyang，jiurutongshilianggeshijiezaishijiandezhanghezhongjiaohui。
buguosuiranhenxiang，danmouxiedifangqueyoubutaiyiyang。
jiubiru，zheigexingqiuyaobidiqiudashushibei，erqiezheigeshijieshangjingranzhendecunzaiguihun！
suiranmeiyoudiyuzuoweizhongzhuanzhan，yemeiyouyanwang、niutoumamiandengchuanshuozhongderenwu。
buguomeidangyourenlishi，tamendelinghunbingbuhuixiaosanyuwuxing，ershihuizairenjianpaihuaiyoudang。
zaisihoudediqitian，zheixielinghunbianyoujihuizairenshijianzhijiezhuanshengtoutai，zhongxinkaishiyiduanxindeshengminglvcheng。
raner，jihuizongshiyouxiande。
ruguolinghuncuoguolediqitianzheigezhuanshengtoutaidezuijiashiji，tamenbianhuizhujianshiqushengji，huazuoelingzairenjianpiaodang。
suizheshijiandetuiyi，zheixiewanghunshenshangdeyinqiyuelaiyuezhong，zuizhongzhinengbeipojinruneigebeichengweimingfudehuianzhidi，zaineiliduguowujindesuiyue。
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genjiangbeikanguodewangwenxiaoshuonanzhuyiyang，tachuanyuezhihouyeruyuankaiqilexitong。
“最强轮回系统！”
yikaishi，jiangbeihaitinggaoxing。
tajuedezijijiuxiangshiqianshichuanshuozhongdeheibaiwuchangyiyang，zaishijianxingzou，duhuayiqieegui，yaoduo**jiuyouduo**。
kedengdaoxitongbangdingwan，jiangbeicaifaxian，zheigeshijieshangshimeiyoudifude。
mingjiekongkongdangdang，shenmedoumeiyou。
yejiushishuo，zheigeshijiededifuyunzhuanxuyaotalaigoujian，zhenggeshijiezhiyoujiangbeiyigeguicha！
juele~jiangbeirendoumale。
mingjiezhishiyigedifang，limianchuleeguishenmedoumeiyou。
zaishuole，lijingzheimeduoniandeshaixuan，mingjiezhongpiaodangdeeguimenzaoyikongburusi。
yaozhidao，neixieeguikebingfeijiandandeyinhun，ershidaiyouwujinyuannianyunuhuodewangling。
zheixiewangling，zaimanzhangsuiyuedeyinjianpaihuaizhong，zaoyibingqileshengqiandeshannian，biandeyufakuangbaohenanyizhuomo。
zhengchangdelinghun，ruoshijiyuandeyi，zaoyitarulelunhuizhilu，zhonghuoxinsheng。
danneixiezhiliuyuyinjian，jiujingsuiyuedeegui，tamenjileiletaiduodeyuanqihechouhen，shitamenbiandeyichangkuangbao。
erqie，eguixianghusiyao，siqudeguihunhuibianchengji。
fanzheng，zheimingjiebushigehaodifangjiuduile。
anzhaoxitongdeshuofa，jiangbeisuishuozhishigeguanggansiling，buguotakeyifengyixieqiangdaqietinghuadeelingzuoguicha，laiqiangdazijidebandi。
简而言之，
zhongjianyincaodifu，wobeiyiburongci！
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jiangbeitanlekouqi，congshafashangzuoleqilai，ziyanziyudao：“xitong。”
“我在~”
yidaojixieyinzaijiangbeidenaohaizhongxiangqi。
“打开任务面板。”
“是。”
kongqizhongturanfuxianyizhenweimiaodebodong，jinjiezhe，tadeyanqianrutongbeiqingshafuguo，yidaotoumingdeguangmuqiaoranfuxian。
zheiguangmushanshuozheyinglansedeguangmang，youruchenjinzailingyigeweidudetouying。
zheibianshixitongdeshuxingmianbanle，xiangshifangbianjiangbeishiyongyiyang，zheiguangmudecaozuoxitongjingranheqianshidediannaocaozuoxitongyimoyiyang。
jiangbeideshouzhizaixukongzhongqingqinghuadong，jiuxiangshichumodaoleshizhideanjian，。
xianshipingshang，wenziruliushuibangundong。
“ding，renwumingcheng：qianwangmudekaiqizhibo，xuanzeyigechaoguoqitianzhuanshengshijiandeguihun，zhuqizhuansheng。”
“renwujianjie：zuoweiyiminghegedeguicha，cirenwuyeshiweilebangzhusuzhulejieguichadegongzuoneirong，yibiangenghaodeshiyinghouxugongzuo。”
“renwujieshao：kaiqizhibohuihuodexinyangdian，xinyangdianyueduo，duiweilainenggourangsuzhuzairenjianjianlimiaoyuyezhiguanzhongyao。”
“renwuqixian：santian。”
“renwujiangli：yi：difuneixiaogongdianyizuo；er：genjuzhiboredukeyihuoquxinyangdian。（xinyangdiankeyizaishangdianneiduihuangezhongjiangliwupin）”
姜北人都麻了。
直播收鬼魂？
这玩意能直播的？
zhendebuhuibeichaoguanjifengdiaoma？
子不语怪力乱神啊！
“ai，xingba，”jiangbeitanlekouqi，“kanzaixinyangdiandefenshang，zhibojiuzhibohaole。”
tasoulesoudangxiarenqibijiaogaodezhibopingtai，“husha？tingbaqi，jiuzheigele！”
buguotaqianshiyesuanshikanguoyixiezhibo。
buguanshidazhubohaishixiaozhubo，qianqidoushibijiaonanaode，ruguomeiyouliuliangyinliudehua，zhibojianliyinggaimeiduoshaoren。
buguojiangbeidaoshibupa，zuoweitianxuanzhizi，xitongweiyizhidingbangdingren。
zaichuanyuedaozheigeshijieshi，xitongsongjiletayigexinshoudalibao。
qizhongjiuyouguichazhuanyongdeliudaoshufa。
第一道，天道！
tiandaoshufa，mingwei‘jieyun’！
jieyunzhebianketongguoteshudeyishi，duanzandijieyongtiandijiandeyunshi，yicilaigaibianzijidemingyun。
第二道，地道！
didaoshufa，mingwei‘guitong’！
zheiyeshiguichadezhuanshunengli，keyishitamennenggoudongchuanyiqiexuwang，zhishiyinnizaiheianzhongdeegui。
第三道，人道！
rendaoshufa，mingwei‘dingshen’！
cishukeyijiangrenshunjiandingzhu，shiqiwufadongdan，dingshenzhishusuiranqiangda，danshijianquejiqiyouxian，yidanfashushixiao，beidingzhuderenbianhuilikehuifuxingdongnengli。
第四道，饿鬼道！
eguidaoshufa，mingwei‘yandao’！
cishushiweihuanxiang，shizhongshuzhexianrurumengyanbandejingdi，jinglizhongzhongjuewang，zhizhixinlingbengkui。
第五道，修罗道！
xiuluodaoshufa，mingwei‘xingshu’！
cishukeyitongguoguanchaxingxiangdebianhualaiyuceweilaidejixionghuofu，congerqujibixiong。
第六道，畜生道！
chushengdaoshufa，mingwei‘huashou’！
cishufakeyirangshifazheduanzandihuaxingchengweiyeshou，bingjichengyeshoudebufennengli。
huashouhoudeshenglingshenxingjiaojian，liliangbeizeng，fangfobianchenglezhenzhengdeyeshouyiban。
raner，zheizhongnenglibingfeimeiyoudaijia，meicishiyonghoudouxuyaojingguozhangshijiandehuifuhexiuyang。
zheixienengliyezhishiguichadejibennengli，suizhezaixitongneiwanchengrenwuzengduo，huodedeshufahenenglikendingyehuiyuelaiyueduo。
erqiezuoweiguicha，jiangbeihaikeyisuishisuidikaiqiliudaolunhui，songeguizhuanshitoutai。
jiangbeizaihushapingtaishangzhucezhanghaohou，lijikaiqilezhibojian。
tayoushouzaixukongweidian，yidaoziyunliuzhuan。
“借运！”
zhibojianyinliu，bujiushijieyunma！
试一试也无妨！
xiayimiao，yuanbenkongdangdangdezhibojianyoulediandongjing。
‘ding，yonghu‘shishangzuihouyigechunqingnvren’jinrulezhibojian。’
姜北：“？？？”
这ID？
借运就借了个这？