第5章

“dajiahao,womenjintianhedongfangzhenxuandeyudongshizhanghaiyouwomendajiaxiaideyefenglaidaolewomenhunanzhumingdeyueyanglou……”

mangguotaidezhuchirenkaikoudao。

bukuishizhuanyezhuchiren,kongchangnenglibitazheigebandiaozishuipingdezhubohaoduole。

他就是在那胡扯。

“womendouzhidao,yueyanglou……”

youzhuanyezhuchiren,jiezoubawodehenhao。

zhihoujiushidajiayiqijieshaoyueyangloudelishi,wenhua,zhongjianchuanchazhemaibenditechandengdeng。

qijianyuhongyizhinulideqianghua,qiangjingtou。

haijiazhuangbujingyidenianchubiandaojitadexiaozuowen。

zheiciyefengshuotameiyouzhunbeixiaozuowen,jintianquanchangzuijiayinggaifeitamoshule。

suiranzhibojianwangyoushifenxianqi。

“zheidoushenmewanyiya!”

“yuhonggaibuhuiyiweitahenyoucaideyangziba?”

“yuhongyiweideziji:yefeng。shijishangdetaziji:shazi。”

“loushangbuyaowurushazi。”

“yefengzailaiyipianxiaozuowen,jiuxiangzhiqiandetengwanggexujiuchabuduole。”

“nizheigechabuduobiaozhunyoudiangaoa!”

“buyaoleba,wogangbatengwanggexubeixialai。”

……

“haode,womenjintianliaolezheimeduo,buzhidaoyefengyoumeiyoubangwomenyueyanglouxieyipianxiaozuowen?”

zhibojiejinweishengdeshihou,zhuchirenyouxieqidaidao

qishiqianmianneixiedoubuzhongyao。

dajiajiuzhiwangyefengdexiaozuowenle。

“tameiyoulinggan,jintianmeiyouzhunbeixiaozuowen。”

yefenghaimeikaikou,yuhongjiuqianghuadao。

jintianquanchangzuijiafeitamoshu。

tashuode,tianwanglaozilailedoubuxing。

tingdaoyuhongzheihua,hunanwenlvjuyizhonglingdaodouyouxieshiwang。

ruguozhishizheiyangdehua,tamenyueyanglouhaishibibuguotengwangge。

yiqiandesidamingloudajiakeyishuobufenshangxia。

xianzaitengwanggeyinyinyouyijiaduda,nianyaqitasanjiadequshi。

他们当然不服。

tamenzhisuoyizheimedazhangqigudeqinglaidongfangzhenxuan,qinglaiyefeng,jiushixianghetengwanggepinyixia。

结果叶枫没准备?

这不瞎耽误工夫吗?

zhibojianwangyousuiranyouxieshiwang,danyebiaoshilelijie。

“tengwanggexuneizhongdingjidepianwenbushineimerongyixiede。”

“shijiantaiduanle,xiebuchulaikeyilijie。”

“yefengmeitiandoumangzhezhibo,nayoukongxiexiaozuowena,dongfangzhenxuanyebujitafangjia。”

“dongfangzhenxuanshizhizhangleyibei,caijiyefengwuqian,yaowozaofanlianle。”

“yefeng:nizheidianqian,wozhendehennanbangnibanshia!”

“yefenggankuaizouba,likaidongfangzhenxuan,zijidanganba,womenzhichini。”

……

“yuanbenshimeiyouzhunbeixiaozuowende……”

“……”局长。

嘻嘻。

yuanbenmeiyou,yejiushishuoxianzaiyoule。

“……”于洪。

不嘻嘻。

zheixiaowangbadankendingzaojiuzhunbeihaole,jiushibugaosuta。

tayequguoduifangbangongshizhaoguohaojici,hairangtatuanduiderenquguo。

都没找到小作文。

yaoshuoxianchangjixingfahui,tashibuxinde。

yefengyixiangxihuanzhunbeiqiquan,caihuikaikou。

“danshitingwomenzhuchirenjieshaolezheimeduoyueyangloudelishihewenhua,huranjiuyoulelinggan。”yefengweiweiyixiao。

laozijiushizhunbeile,jiushibugaosuni。

erqiezheiyangyilai,tamenyebuhaoanchuochuodeshuoshitamenxiedele。

你们有本事打我啊!

略略略!

“taihaole,neirangwomenlaitingyixiaba!”

主持人十分期待道。

hunanwenlvju,yijizhibojianwangyouyeshifenqidai。

“xiaozuowen,xiaozuowen,wozuixihuandexiaozuowenhuanjie。”

“yefenggaibuhuiyouzhunbeileyishoushenzuoba!”

“womengaibuhuiyouyaoduobeiyishouba!”

“hennanxiangxiang,yaoshiyefenghuozaigudai,womenyaoduobeiduoshaogushici。”

“tashengzaixiandaiwomenyedebei。”

“wosuanshikanchuyixiewentile,yefengzaifangzhetielaoshia!”

……

“neiwojiuxianchoule,yaoshixiedebuhao,dajiabuyaojianguai。”yefengqianxudao。

“zheicimeiyouzhunbei,jiuxianchanglaiyipiansanwenba!”

“好!”

“啪啪啪!”

hunanwenlvjuyizhonglingdaorenbuzhuguzhang。

zhongyudengdaoni,haihaowomeifangqi。

dengzhongrentingxialaihou,yefengzheicailangsongqilai。

yijiubaqizhongyixiecijugaichengfuhexianzaishidaibeijingde。

“……yuemingnian,zhengtongrenhe,baifeijuxing……”

“yuguanfubalingshengzhuang,zaidongtingyihu,xianyuanshan,tunzhangjiang,haohaodangdang……”

“ranzebeitongwuxia,nanjixiaoxiang,qiankesaoren,duohuiyuci……”

“jiehu,yuzhangqiugurenrenzhixin,huoyierzheerweizhi,hezai,buyiwuxi,buyijibei。”

“jumiaotangzhigaozeyouqimin,chujianghuzhiyuanzeyouqijun。”

“shijinyiyou,tuiyiyou,ranzeheshierleye?”

“qibiyue,xiantianxiazhiyoueryou,houtianxiazhileerle。”

yefengkengqiangyoulidelangsongzheyueyanglouji。

suizheyefengdelangsong,xianchangcongyikaishidekangfenkaishixianrusiyibandeanjing。

yefenglangsongwan,xujiuzhihou,caibaofachuruleibandezhangshenghehuanhusheng。

zhongrenkanxiangyefengdeyanshendoubianle。

zheiyoushiyipianbushutengwanggexudeshenzuoa!

congwenxuexinglaishuo,tengwanggexugengshengyichou。

tacizaohuali,duizhanggongzheng,qishibangbo。

danshicongsixiangcengci,yueyangloujiyougengshengyichou。

tajinglianzhunque,qingjingjiaorong,sixiangshenke。

tengwanggexushuodehaizhishigerenhuaicaibuyu,zhuangzhiweichou。

eryueyangloujizebiaodaleduiguojiamingyundesikaoyudanyou,jingjiegenggaoyichou。

zhibojianwangyouyefeitengle。

“**,**,**……”

“jiaoniduodushu,feiyaokanzhibo,xianzaihaoleba,zhinengyiju**zoutianxia。”

“wanle,womenjiaoshouyouyaowomenbeile。”

“zheipianyueyangloujibubitengwanggexucha。”

“worenweizheipianyueyangloujigenghao,tengwanggexuzhishicizaohuali。”

“womenlaojiaoshoukanwanjiukule,butingniantaozhexiantianxiazhiyoueryou,houtianxiazhileerle。”

“zheishizenyangdeyigeyouguoyoumindedawenhaoa!”

“guoqingshiqutengwanggehaohaishiquyueyanglouhaoni?”

“都去,都去。”

yefengzheipianyueyangloujizaiwenxuejiezaiciyinqihongdong。

yueyanglouyebaohuo,youganchaotengwanggedequshi。

henduodaxuedouxiangyaoqingyefengqutamenneiyanjiang。

shenzhizhiyaoyefengyuanyi,jiukeyiqutamenwenxueyuandangjiaoshou,dangyuanzhang。

hunanjiaoyujuyebuganluohou,bazheipianyueyangloujishourugaozhongjiaocai。

zhihoubeiguojiajiaoyujutuiguangdaoquanguo。