“dajiahao,womenjintianhedongfangzhenxuandeyudongshizhanghaiyouwomendajiaxiaideyefenglaidaolewomenhunanzhumingdeyueyanglou……”
mangguotaidezhuchirenkaikoudao。
bukuishizhuanyezhuchiren,kongchangnenglibitazheigebandiaozishuipingdezhubohaoduole。
他就是在那胡扯。
“womendouzhidao,yueyanglou……”
youzhuanyezhuchiren,jiezoubawodehenhao。
zhihoujiushidajiayiqijieshaoyueyangloudelishi,wenhua,zhongjianchuanchazhemaibenditechandengdeng。
qijianyuhongyizhinulideqianghua,qiangjingtou。
haijiazhuangbujingyidenianchubiandaojitadexiaozuowen。
zheiciyefengshuotameiyouzhunbeixiaozuowen,jintianquanchangzuijiayinggaifeitamoshule。
suiranzhibojianwangyoushifenxianqi。
“zheidoushenmewanyiya!”
“yuhonggaibuhuiyiweitahenyoucaideyangziba?”
“yuhongyiweideziji:yefeng。shijishangdetaziji:shazi。”
“loushangbuyaowurushazi。”
“yefengzailaiyipianxiaozuowen,jiuxiangzhiqiandetengwanggexujiuchabuduole。”
“nizheigechabuduobiaozhunyoudiangaoa!”
“buyaoleba,wogangbatengwanggexubeixialai。”
……
“haode,womenjintianliaolezheimeduo,buzhidaoyefengyoumeiyoubangwomenyueyanglouxieyipianxiaozuowen?”
zhibojiejinweishengdeshihou,zhuchirenyouxieqidaidao
qishiqianmianneixiedoubuzhongyao。
dajiajiuzhiwangyefengdexiaozuowenle。
“tameiyoulinggan,jintianmeiyouzhunbeixiaozuowen。”
yefenghaimeikaikou,yuhongjiuqianghuadao。
jintianquanchangzuijiafeitamoshu。
tashuode,tianwanglaozilailedoubuxing。
tingdaoyuhongzheihua,hunanwenlvjuyizhonglingdaodouyouxieshiwang。
ruguozhishizheiyangdehua,tamenyueyanglouhaishibibuguotengwangge。
yiqiandesidamingloudajiakeyishuobufenshangxia。
xianzaitengwanggeyinyinyouyijiaduda,nianyaqitasanjiadequshi。
他们当然不服。
tamenzhisuoyizheimedazhangqigudeqinglaidongfangzhenxuan,qinglaiyefeng,jiushixianghetengwanggepinyixia。
结果叶枫没准备?
这不瞎耽误工夫吗?
zhibojianwangyousuiranyouxieshiwang,danyebiaoshilelijie。
“tengwanggexuneizhongdingjidepianwenbushineimerongyixiede。”
“shijiantaiduanle,xiebuchulaikeyilijie。”
“yefengmeitiandoumangzhezhibo,nayoukongxiexiaozuowena,dongfangzhenxuanyebujitafangjia。”
“dongfangzhenxuanshizhizhangleyibei,caijiyefengwuqian,yaowozaofanlianle。”
“yefeng:nizheidianqian,wozhendehennanbangnibanshia!”
“yefenggankuaizouba,likaidongfangzhenxuan,zijidanganba,womenzhichini。”
……
“yuanbenshimeiyouzhunbeixiaozuowende……”
“……”局长。
嘻嘻。
yuanbenmeiyou,yejiushishuoxianzaiyoule。
“……”于洪。
不嘻嘻。
zheixiaowangbadankendingzaojiuzhunbeihaole,jiushibugaosuta。
tayequguoduifangbangongshizhaoguohaojici,hairangtatuanduiderenquguo。
都没找到小作文。
yaoshuoxianchangjixingfahui,tashibuxinde。
yefengyixiangxihuanzhunbeiqiquan,caihuikaikou。
“danshitingwomenzhuchirenjieshaolezheimeduoyueyangloudelishihewenhua,huranjiuyoulelinggan。”yefengweiweiyixiao。
laozijiushizhunbeile,jiushibugaosuni。
erqiezheiyangyilai,tamenyebuhaoanchuochuodeshuoshitamenxiedele。
你们有本事打我啊!
略略略!
“taihaole,neirangwomenlaitingyixiaba!”
主持人十分期待道。
hunanwenlvju,yijizhibojianwangyouyeshifenqidai。
“xiaozuowen,xiaozuowen,wozuixihuandexiaozuowenhuanjie。”
“yefenggaibuhuiyouzhunbeileyishoushenzuoba!”
“womengaibuhuiyouyaoduobeiyishouba!”
“hennanxiangxiang,yaoshiyefenghuozaigudai,womenyaoduobeiduoshaogushici。”
“tashengzaixiandaiwomenyedebei。”
“wosuanshikanchuyixiewentile,yefengzaifangzhetielaoshia!”
……
“neiwojiuxianchoule,yaoshixiedebuhao,dajiabuyaojianguai。”yefengqianxudao。
“zheicimeiyouzhunbei,jiuxianchanglaiyipiansanwenba!”
“好!”
“啪啪啪!”
hunanwenlvjuyizhonglingdaorenbuzhuguzhang。
zhongyudengdaoni,haihaowomeifangqi。
dengzhongrentingxialaihou,yefengzheicailangsongqilai。
yijiubaqizhongyixiecijugaichengfuhexianzaishidaibeijingde。
“……yuemingnian,zhengtongrenhe,baifeijuxing……”
“yuguanfubalingshengzhuang,zaidongtingyihu,xianyuanshan,tunzhangjiang,haohaodangdang……”
“ranzebeitongwuxia,nanjixiaoxiang,qiankesaoren,duohuiyuci……”
“jiehu,yuzhangqiugurenrenzhixin,huoyierzheerweizhi,hezai,buyiwuxi,buyijibei。”
“jumiaotangzhigaozeyouqimin,chujianghuzhiyuanzeyouqijun。”
“shijinyiyou,tuiyiyou,ranzeheshierleye?”
“qibiyue,xiantianxiazhiyoueryou,houtianxiazhileerle。”
yefengkengqiangyoulidelangsongzheyueyanglouji。
suizheyefengdelangsong,xianchangcongyikaishidekangfenkaishixianrusiyibandeanjing。
yefenglangsongwan,xujiuzhihou,caibaofachuruleibandezhangshenghehuanhusheng。
zhongrenkanxiangyefengdeyanshendoubianle。
zheiyoushiyipianbushutengwanggexudeshenzuoa!
congwenxuexinglaishuo,tengwanggexugengshengyichou。
tacizaohuali,duizhanggongzheng,qishibangbo。
danshicongsixiangcengci,yueyangloujiyougengshengyichou。
tajinglianzhunque,qingjingjiaorong,sixiangshenke。
tengwanggexushuodehaizhishigerenhuaicaibuyu,zhuangzhiweichou。
eryueyangloujizebiaodaleduiguojiamingyundesikaoyudanyou,jingjiegenggaoyichou。
zhibojianwangyouyefeitengle。
“**,**,**……”
“jiaoniduodushu,feiyaokanzhibo,xianzaihaoleba,zhinengyiju**zoutianxia。”
“wanle,womenjiaoshouyouyaowomenbeile。”
“zheipianyueyangloujibubitengwanggexucha。”
“worenweizheipianyueyangloujigenghao,tengwanggexuzhishicizaohuali。”
“womenlaojiaoshoukanwanjiukule,butingniantaozhexiantianxiazhiyoueryou,houtianxiazhileerle。”
“zheishizenyangdeyigeyouguoyoumindedawenhaoa!”
“guoqingshiqutengwanggehaohaishiquyueyanglouhaoni?”
“都去,都去。”
yefengzheipianyueyangloujizaiwenxuejiezaiciyinqihongdong。
yueyanglouyebaohuo,youganchaotengwanggedequshi。
henduodaxuedouxiangyaoqingyefengqutamenneiyanjiang。
shenzhizhiyaoyefengyuanyi,jiukeyiqutamenwenxueyuandangjiaoshou,dangyuanzhang。
hunanjiaoyujuyebuganluohou,bazheipianyueyangloujishourugaozhongjiaocai。
zhihoubeiguojiajiaoyujutuiguangdaoquanguo。