第3章

yichangxijieshu,xiaolijingyuanhuaichuaizhefuzadexinqinglikai,erxiaoheyeyikaozhezijichusede“yanji”,chenggongzhengfuledaoyanliuzaijuzu。

mengluluyepingfuhaolexinqing,zhengzhongxiangxiaohedaoqian:“baoqiana,xiaotongxue,nideyanjizhendehenbucuo,shiwojibururen,chadianyingxiangdaonidebiaoyan。”

xiaohewusuoweidisongjian:“meiguanxi。”

zuowei“xiongfan”,beihuaiyishitadesuming。

mengluluzhalezhayanjing,zixidaliangzhemianqiandeqingnian,suihoushuodao:“xiaotongxueyidianyebuxiong,jiushizheiqizhiheyanshentaixilile,bijiaoburongyirangrenjiejin,ruguoxiaotongxueduiyanxiganxingqudehua,jianyiyihoushizhediaozhengyixia。”

xiaohekuxiaoyisheng:“haode,xiexiemenglaoshidetixing。”

mengluluqishishuodefeichangweiwanle,neihezhishixili?jianzhijiushixiongcan!

xiaoheyexiangyaogaibianzijizheiqichangheyanshen,danshouxiaoshenwei,tayezhinengjinliangdaizhemojinghekouzhao,mianqiangyanshiyixiazijixianzaide“zuifanqizhi”。

miandezoujibujiubeirenbaojing,tashizhenbei“zhua”pale!

chenzhezheigejihui,xiaohehemenglululiaoleyihuier,zheicailejiedaozheigejuzudejibenqingkuang。

daoyanxingwang,jiaowangxingyuan,zhuanmenpaiouxiangjuchushen,mingxiayouershiduobuzuopin,dandoumeiyouduoshaoshuihua,shiquanneirenzuikanbuqideouxiangjuliushuixiandaoyan。

heweiouxiangjuliushuixian?yejiushixianggongchangliushuixianyiyang,anzhaogudingdeliuchenghemoshilaipaisheouxiangju,zheileiouxiangjudaduojuqingtaolu、renshemobanhua、ticaikeyiyinghedazhongdekouweihefengxiang,jibenshangshenmehuojiupaishenme,jiduquefachuangxin。

erzheicipaishede《ranjinzhixin》,jiushiyinweiqianduanshijianshichangxianqileyiboxingzhenjulangchao,suoyiwangdaoyegenfengganshimao,pailezheibupizhexingzhenpi,shizerengjiushinannvzhutanlianaideouxiangju。

birushuoxiaoheshiyandesharenmonanwu,anzhaojuqingzouxianglaikan,tajiuyijingshizheiouxiangjuzhongzuidadefanpaile。

qianmianjigexifenzhongdejiaose,jibenshangchengshuangchengduidezuchenglecp,manzugezhongcpdangdeketangkouwei。

xiaohe:……yuanlaizhiyou“ta”zairenzhengaoshiqinga。

danqishiguanyuzheidian,juzushizhendedanchunmeiqianzaijiayitiaolianaixian。

fouzeniyiweifanpaibutanlianaima?

cuo!fanpaidoushiheihuadelianainao!

ouxiangjubunengmeiyouaiqing!

……

nanwudexifenbingbuduo,xiaoheliuzaijuzuliangtianjiupaiwanle。

jinguanzheibuxidenannvzhuyedoubeitalinzhedianjusharendemoyanghedebuqing,danhaodaimeiyourenbaojingzhuaxiaohele。

fouzexiaoheyezhendexiangyaobaojing。

juqingdezuihou,xiaoheshiyandesharenmoxiangyaolinqidianjuhuixiangnvzhu,jieguobeinanzhukaiqiangjisha。

bansuizhenvzhudejianjiaohelinzhongdeqiangxiang,sharenmohuanhuanguidaozainvzhudemianqian,linzhedianjudeshouwulichuixia,yuanbenwengwengzuoxiangdedianju,yetongtadeshengmingyiban,huanhuantingxiashengxiang。

nvzhulianshangmanshileishui,taitoukanzhemianqiandesharenmo,tongkonglihaidaizheshangweitunqudekongju,ersharenmoquezhishixixuedichelechezuijiao,muguangfengcidikanzhemianqiandenvzhu,yanlihaidaizheshenshendeyihan——

a,duomemeihaodezuopin。

kexia……wuyuanzaijianle。

sharenmozuibarudonglexia,queshenmehuadoumeiyoushuo,xiongkoudexianxuebuduanyongchu,zhuanyanjianjiujinshiletazhanmanlehuichendebaisewaitaoshang,qingnianweiweidalaxianaodai,jiulianlianshangdaizhedejinsibianyanjingdoushangweidiaoluo,tafangfozhishishuizheleyiban,jingjingdiguizuozaineili。

linjiandefengweiweichuifu,shenmedoumeiyouliuxia,zhiyounvzhuyayidechuoqihenanzhudishengdeanfu……

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querenxiaohesiwang——pei,shaqinghou,juzudesuoyourenhenhendisonglekouqi。

tebieshinanzhuzhaoshuyu,lianshangmanshixiyuezhiqing。

meiyoubanfaa!xiaoheshizaitaixiongcan,zhangdeshuaihaiyandehuai,tazheigenanzhuheduifangyanduizhiximadeshihou,zhendeshiduibicanlie——

tangtangxingzhenduidaduizhang,mianduifanrendeshihoushuohuadoudazhan,muguanggengshilaihuiyouyi,qishibifanrenhairuo,zhaoshuyushihoukanluxiangdeshihouzhenshiliangyanyihei。

xinghaojingtoushifenkaipaishede,houqiyeshipeiyin,yaoburantazheizhanshengbochuqu,zhendezhaoxiaole。

suoyixianzaizhaoshuyushizuizuiqipanxiaoheganjinzourende。

xiaoheziranshibuzhidaoqitarendexiangfa,takanzhexitongliduochulaideshijifen,henshigaoxing。

jiashangqianduanshijianpaolongtaozhuandaode,taxianzaiyigongyouershijifenle!

laibujiguanqitaren,xiaohedakailezijidexitongmianban。

tazheimianbanfeichangjianyi,jiuzhiyouyigechoujiangjiemian,kanshangqushifenhansuan,xiaohehuaiyidiujidaxueshengdoubuzhiyushizheigeshuiping。

choujiangjiemianliyigongshezhilesangedengjidechoujiangbankuai,fenbieshiyibaijifen,yiwanjifen,yibaiwanjifen。

kanzhechoujianganniushangdejifenyaoqiu,zaikankanzijixinxinkukuzanchudeershijifen,xiaohezhangtankouqi,gangcaidexiyuedangranwucun。

kaoa,taxinxinkukuzheimejiu,jifenlianchoujiangdeyibandoumeiyou,haiyousheijiashizheimecande?

zheishijinshouzhima?bu!zheishidagongrenxitong!

“xitong,womendageshangliang,nijiwokaigexinshoushilianchoubei?renyouxihaodaihaiyouxinshoulibaoni,nizuotongyebunengtailinse,buranwozheidangzuifandeqibujindoumeiyou,daoshihouyaoshibeizhuale,qibushiyingxiangnidehouxugongzuo?”

xiaohedasuanzaizhengzhayixia。

ranertadehuabingmeiyoudedaoxitongdehuifu。

萧贺耸肩。

ruguokeyi,zhenxiangjizheigewanyierdashangchaping!

垃圾狗系统!我呸!

jiuzaixiaohezhunbeifangqideshihou,tamianqiandechoujianganniujingranliangle!

xiaohexinzhongyixi,ganjindakaichakan,faxianyibaijifenchouyicideanniuqianduoleyigexinshouchoujiang,shijifenjiunenggouchouyici!danyoushijianxianzhi,zhinengzaiyifenzhongzhineishengxiao。

——yejiushishuo,tanenggouchouliangcijiangle!

xiaoheshunjianbianlian,zaixinzhongfengkuangkuazanxitongdaren,ranhouhaobuyouyudianxiaanniu。

“来!金色传说!”

raneranniuanxia,xitongjiemianbingmeiyouchuxianxiangxiangzhongdehualitexiao,jiuzhijietiaochulaijixingzi——

【gongxihuode“tigudaofa”,yizidongxuexi】

【gongxihuode“shouming+30tian”,yizidongduihuan】

【tigudaofaxiangqing:tuludegaodengyishuzhiyi,keyikuaisujianghuorentiweibaigu,fangbianninhuishimieji、chuangzuoxuexingyishu、tiaoxinjingfang、zhizaokongjudeng,tongshikeyitigaoninduirentigouzaodelejie。】