xinbingxunlianjidi，sanbancaochangdeyigexiaojiaoluoli。
jingshangyiyibushedifumozheneizhi95shizidongbuqiang，dangbingyinianduole，yiqiangmeifangguo，zheishierzhaosheishuoliqua！
“banzhang，nizheiciyoudasuanbawotinaerquya？”
jingshangbaichuyifuweiqudemoyang，duizhezijidedisiweibanzhangsuku，xinliquehenqingchu，zheiweibanzhangyebeizijinongdebengkuile。
banzhangnahuichijingshangzheitaokugualian，zheijiahuozoulutongshoutongjiaodemaobingtaiyanzhongle，jingranrangsigebandougenzhe“canfei”，zhiyaoyoujingshangzai，zhenggebanderendoubiexiangzhengchangxingjun！zhenshixiementouding！
jingshanglengshikaoyijizhili，basigebanjidelianmiandoujizale！
zheizhongzuzongjibiedecunzai，tahainaliganliuzhea！
banzhangyuzhongxinzhangdipailepaijingshangdejianbang，shuo：“dangyiwubingyejiuliangnian，haiyoubannianduojiuaochutoule，wojinianpailegeqingsonghuoer，lengbingqiyanjiusuo125chang，nijiuhunrizidengzhetuiyiba，woyezhinengbangnidaozheilile。”
huayinweiluo，banzhangbianxiangquhuijingshangdeqiang。
jingshangsisizhuazhubufang，haixiangzhengzhayixia：“banzhang，wobujiushizoulutongshoutongjiaoma？zheiyebushishenmedawenti，ninshuoshiba？”
banzhangzuijiaoyizhenchouchu：“shibusuandawenti，guanjianshiyouleni，banliderendouzoubuhaolu，quanrangnidaigouliqule！”
dangchujieshoujingshangshi，congqiansanrenbanzhangneilitingshuozheijiahuozoulutongshoutongjiao，tahaibuxinzheigexie。
不就是同手同脚嘛？
laozibaozhengbataxunliandeguiguijuju。
jieguo，sangeyuebudao，banzhangjiubeijingshang“**”defufutietie，bandianpiqidoumeishengxia！
buzhishibanlidetongzhibeidaipian，liantazijizheigebanzhangdoujizhengmengle！
zheijiushitongshoutongjiaodemolia！
banzhangyishijing，congjingshanghuailiqiangguole95shizidongbuqiang。
行了，别磨叽了！
“shangche！”banzhangbashoulidezidongbuqiangwangmengshiyueyechehouzuoyireng。
jingshangwukenaihedipashanglefujiashideweizhi，xinliqueyouyisijiaoxing：banzhangzheishiyaoqinzisongwoqulengbingqichang？
neigedifangzhenshibucuo，yibandeyiwubinggenbenmeifajiechudao。
banzhangqueshishiweiwofeijinlexinsi，xiangbitayidingshiduofangbenzou，zhaolebushaoguanxiba！
lutuyaoyuan，elejiusuibianchidiandianduzi，banzhangyikeyemeitingxie，fengfenghuohuodibajingshangsongdaolelengbingqiyanjiusuo125chang，yimiaoyebugandange。
“limianshibaomizhongdi，woyejinbuqu，jiusongdaozheierle。”
xiachehou，banzhangdeyuqimingxianqingsonglexuduo。
终于摆脱这家伙了！
jingshangxialeche，kanzheyanqianzheizuolvexianpojiudegongchang，lengzhule。
tangtangyigebinggongchang，juranliankuaichangmingpaidoumeiyou？
damenxiujibanban，yemeirenguan！
menkouliangezhangangdeweibingdoubujian！
longguodebinggongchangquanbuyoujunbutongyiguanli，shizuiweijimidechangsuo，longguosuoyougaokejidewuqizhuangbei，doushicongzheixiebinggongchanglizaochulaide。
gaocengduibinggongchangdezhongshichengdu，buyaneryu，anbao、baomijibiedoushidingjide，doushizhongzhongzhizhongdedanwei。
danyanqianzheizuobinggongchang，zuoluozaibanshanyao，sizhoudoushishanlin，weizhijiqipianpi。wangchangneiwangqu，jiuxiangshigefeiqidegongchang，manmuchuangyi！
这真的是兵工厂吗？
jingshangyoudianmeng，yizhiyubanzhanghe125changdehouchangzhangjiaojiedehuadoumeitingqing，jiulianbanzhangtoutouliuhuimengshiyueyechedoumeiliuyi。
dengdaotahuiguoshenlai，banzhangzaoyijingdiaotou，yijiaoyoumencaidaodi，mamalieliediyangzhangerqu：“laozizheibeizizaiyebudaishoujiaobuxiediaodexinbing，sheidaisheidaomeicuide！”