第1章
limocongchuangshangxinglai，zhijuedelianshang**laditeng。
naohaizhong，huixiangqilaodaoshizheneryulongdeshengyin：
“buzhisihuodegangjing！guojiayanmingjianguohoubuxuchengjing，nihaiganzaiwangluoshangxiulian！wangluobushifawaizhidi，jintianjiuyaorangnizhidao，shenmeshihunfeiposandeziwei！”
suihou，laodaoshidexiaodizimaochulai：
“shifu，diziyougezhuyi，xingxunengrangzheigangjinggaiguozixin。”
“说来听听。”
“shinianqian，shixiongshoufulewangshangdejianpanxia，bingfengyinzaiyibenwuxiaxiaoshuozhong，congcitazoushanglexingxiazhangyi、chengjianchuededaolu！zheiyihuiduifugangjing，womenkeyirufapaozhi。”
“好主意。”
xiaodizixiuseditaochuyiben《jiaqianjinshituanchongmeimei》：
“zheishuzhongdenvzhuliduruo，naizhenshanmeidehuashen。ertadejiejielimo，jiushigexiaopaohui。ruguobazheizhigangjingdarulimodetinei，rangtabuduanjieshounvzhudeguangmang，xiangxindingnengbeiganhua，zhongxinzuojing！”
“bucuo，jikepeizhixitong，jiangqifengyin！”
“轰隆！噼啪——”
tazheizhixiuliansiniandegangjing，beixiaodaoshiyinchudetianleijizhong，xianruhunmi。
zaixinglai，jiubianchenglefanrenlimo。
yigepaohuinvpei，lijiadeqianjinxiaojie，younianshibeiyuanpeidaiqulenanfangxiaocunzhuang。
yuanpeisihou，tashouyangyuyihulaorenjia，16suicaifanhuilijia。
yintaxinggeqienuo、qizhijicha、chengjidiaowei，zaishuzhongmeishenmecunzaigan。
erliduruosuishilijiayangnv，danqingchunpiaoliang、bingxuecongming，suoyibeishoujiatingchongai。
liduruohaishixiaoyuannvshen，haojigefengyunrenwudouxihuanta。
limohuozaitadeguanghuixia，beijiarenxianqi，zaotongxuechixiao，zhidao19suisiyuaizheng。
mougangjingliqingxianzhuang，yangtianzhangxiao：“sidaoshiyouzhongdantiaowomendagangsanbaihuihekanwobugangsinizuzongshibadai！！！”
“dingdong——gangjingganshuaxitongyishangxian！tongguobangdingshuzhongrenyijiaose，nushuacunzaigan，huodeduifangrentong，jiukeyibaituoshengmingweixiane～”
杠精敢刷？
“dengdeng，nibushixiaodaoshipeizhide？”
“e，neigexiaodaoshizhengtianzhizhidaokanxiaoshuo，buhaohaoliangong，tabenxiangrangnibangdingnvzhujieshouganhua，jieguopeizhiwodeshihounongchale，haibaganhuadaduoleyige，jiubianchengleganshua。xianzaideshedingshi，nizaibangdingdejiaosemianqianshuadecunzaiganyueduo，shengcunlvyuegao，zuigaokeda99.9℅！”
嗬！
呵呵！
哈哈哈！
limokuangxiao，hudichedaolianbuyizhencitong。
“嘶——”
她倒吸一口凉气。
yucitongshi，menwaixiangqibaozaodeqiaomensheng。
“erjie，niyaoduodaoshenmeshihou？kuaichulaijiruoruojiedaoqian！yaobushinifashenjingtuichensao，ruoruojiehuibeicaidaoshangjiaoma？taxianzaicongyiyuanhuilaile，nigankuaixialou！”
shuohuadeshiliyu，yuanzhutongfuyimudedidi。
limoxiangqijuqing，paoquzhaojingzi。
zheitianwufan，baomuchensaoduanlewanretang，congyuanzhuheliduruodezuoweizhongjianchuanguo。
sheiliaotaturanshoudou，haipatangshangliduruo，jiuwangyuanzhuzheibianpian。
yuanzhuxiayishidituikaileta。
chensaozhongxinbuwen，caidaoliduruozhiqianlianzixingcheshuaishangdejiao。
duanzhedetang，zejiandaolimolianshang。
chensaohedeyaosi，bazerentuijiyuanzhu，haishuotaxiangxianhailiduruo。
yuanzhucongxiangxialaidaodachengshi，xinggeqienuo，yiweiditaohaojiaren，lianchensaodouhenzuncong。
suoyibeichensaowuxianshi，tabuganzhixin，huadoushuobuquan。
suihou，houmasongyuandangchangshuailetayibazhang。
limokanzhejingzizhongdelian。
banzhanglianzhongzhe，beiretangtangchulaideshuipaolanle，liuleyidapianxue。
xianzaixuejiechengjia，dantengtongrengzai。
taxuxudifuzaishangmian，piaoliangdexingmoutouchulinglideguang：“zheiyibazhangdeteng，woweinishoule，yeyidingweinitaohuigongdao！”