di0002zhangzhidoulaoye
“niniangjiaowo‘laojuelv’，tashifengzi，nijiubuyaojiaolewa，wodehanhansunerli！”
laojiaoshoumianshangyouxieku，taxianzaizouludouyouxiezhanzhanweiweide，zuichunyinjidong，youxiefadou。
laojiaoshoushenghuozaifenghuoniandai，neishiguojiajiruojipin，duozaiduonande。
laojiaoshouyishengmingyunduochuan。
tasuixinanliandayiluzhanzhuandaodayunnan，tazijixiangfupingyiyangzaiwaipiaolingbansheng。
haoburongyituixiuguixiang，zhunbeiheqizianxiangwannian。danshixiangyiweimingdeqiziqueranbingguoshi，liuxiagukulingdingdelaorenyirenhuozaizheishijie。
taweiyidenianxiangjiushi：xiwangzuguoweilaishichaojiqiangdade，zijidexuewenhoujiyouren。guojianengjianhenduodachang，zuihaoshinengzaochupinqiongdexinzhongguoxuyaodeyiqie。
tahelianglizhiwaidenvernvxuyijiageshanxiangwang，yirendushoulaowulimanshujiafanhuangdeshu。
hujingzi，mingfenshangshimingjiaoshou。qishi，tajiushiyigeqiongjiaoshoueryi，chulemanwudeshuzhiwai，toutouyangzhedejizhiji，zaiyezhaobudaoduoyudecaifu。
pingrili，taqiongqiongjielixingyingxiangdiao。
weiyikaixindejiushi，neigecongmingdexiaobaobeiwaisunshentuyededaolai，tajiubazijimanfujinglunjiaojizheigetianziconghuidexiaowaisun。
zheixiaowaisunxuedeyekuai，jihushiguomubuwang。
suiranshentuyetianziconghui，danshiwanliedehen，taxiangdaolejiabaoyu，yuwanpaduwenzhang，kongyouyifuhaopinang。nijiaotakanshu，budaoyikezhong，tarenyingquanwu。
zaikandaotadeshihou，tashoulitizheyidachuanhuangshanhuozhejigewangbaxiaoxixidihuilaile。
xiaosunziwanliedejijianshiqing，neishiranglaojiaoshoutoutongbuyi。
laojiaoshoujiaweiyikeaidexiaohuangmaobeixiaoshentuhuohuodiaosizaimenqiandeyikehetaoshushang。
wenqiliyou，tajingranshuocimaoyansetaihuang，huangsetaixingmu，weizhuazhulaoshu，jiubeilaoshufaxianle。
zaijimaojiashangyitiaozuizhuang，jiushicimaofeipangyouyonglan，xingdongsuduhuanman，langfeilaojuelvjiadeliangshi。
liangzuihebing，zuijiayideng。
yushi，taduiciwuyongzhimaoyonglejixing，shuoshenmezheishiweizijilaowaigongjiachuhai！
dierjianwanliezhishi，shitashanzichengfalelaojiaoshoutoutouyangzhedeyizhilaomuji。
yuanyinshitaxiangchijidan，zheilaomujijuranbuxiadan。
taxiangranglaomujixingxing，yushi，tabalaomudetouanzaixinibingjiagaiyikuaishitouyishichengjie。
jieguobuyaneryu，laomujitiqianjianleyanwangye。
tazhidaochuanglehuo，yushi，tabaneisidiaodelaomujitoutourengjinjiquan。
tawaigongcongwaimianhuilai，zhunbeiweiji，chaozhulinliyaohelehenjiu，zhijianliangzhigongjihuilaile，mujibujianzongyingle。
kandaoxiaoshentuhou，laowaigongyiwen，laomujini？
tasahuangmianbugaisexinbutiao，yibenzhengjingdishuo，kenengxiawulaileyizhihuangshulanghaishihuli，gongjipaodekuai，meiyouyaozhe。
mujipaodeman，jieguobeihuangshulangyaole，jingbuhaihonghongdeni，buxin，nizijiqukan，xianzaizhengduozaijiquanlibuganchulai。
laojiaoshoubanxinbanyidizoudaojiquanyikan，jiquanli，laomujiyijingbianchengyizhisiji。
jingbuqueshihonghongde，danshi，laojiaoshouzhuannianyixiang，zheiniantou，nalaidehulini？
肯定是他捣的鬼。
zailaojiaoshou“weibiliyou”xia，tacaishuochuleshiqingdezhenxiang。
yitongzailaojiaoshoujiazuokede，haiyouxiaoshentudediemahetagege。
“nizheirehuodexiaozuzongwo，juranzizuocongmingbawaigongjiaweiyixiadandemujizhengsile！ai，niyouhelianduideqinilaowaigong？zhenshiwukejiuyaodewantonga！kanlaozibudasinicaiguai！”shentuyedediezhidaozheijianshihou，yibianmata，yibiandata。
xiaoshentulaodiefeichangshengqi，bataguizainongcundedayuezhiyouwugongfenkuandemuchuangtaishang。
xiaoshentuyeguidehenzhouzheng，juranbudiaoxialai，tayebuxiangzijidelaodiegaorao。
waigongduitaxuexiyaoqiushenyange。danshi，duitaqitafangmianfancuodaoshiwangkaiyimian。
“aiai，woshuo，shentuli，nibiedahaizile，haizishiyaohaohaojiaoyu，tacaichenghaorende。
xianzaitabijingshixiaohai，tarenzheimecongming，ruguoyongdaozhengdaoshang，yihoukendingyouhendadechuxi。”laowaigongzuzhizijidenvxudafancuodexiaoshentuye。
shentuyeshijidanmeiyouchicheng，daijiayefuchule。tahaixinlihaifenfenbuping，zijiyifanhaoxinmeidehaobao。
danshidaolewanshang，tawaigongbalaomujizhuleyidaguotang，leheheduanshangzhuozi。
quanjiarenquegentayiqimeimeidixiangshouleyidunwaigongjiaxiangqisiyidejirouyan。
tashuijueshi，tatangzhechuangshangyigerenlezizidi。
danshi，taduizijidelaogedao：“gea，nimenwoxiangleyidundacan，woni，jintiandedaijiadequeyoudianda，**meishaoaibanzi。xiwangxiaciniyoushenmehaoshiqing，yaoduoxiangxiangwoa！”
“ng，neishiziran，neishiziran。”shuizailingyitoudebijiaolaoshidegegeshentuzheng，ganmanghezijidedididao。
“danjintianjieguobingbulai，zheilaojitanglaoyouziweile！”shentuyezhengsedao，“ge，nijizhule，zhiyaoniyihoutingwodehua，shenmehaodeshiqing，nidouhuipengshang，xiangtiantianhezheilaojitangyiban！”
“hao，hao，laogeyidingtingnide！”
yexuzhengshiyuanyuxiaoshihoudezheixiejiyi。zhangdahou，gegeshentuzhenghentingzijicongmingdedidishentuyedehua，banqilesiyingdejiagongqiye，rihouchengweilizhou，naizhiquanshengquanguoyigechusedesiyingqiyejia。
shentuyijiaziranzouzaishidaidezuiqianyan。dangran，zheishihouhua，houmianhuijiaodai。
diertian，shentuyejuedingpeichanglaowaigong，yigerentoutoudipaodaotianye。
“hei，laojuelv，zheishijininzhuade。”henkuai，tajiudaizhuyewule，tashoulizhuazhuleyizhiyetu。
tadehuayuli，duilaowaigongdaoshihentitie，buguoneixinlixianghuanjikuaiqiaokeliheshaodiandushurenwubale。
yetuhuangbuzelu，taodaotianli。
haowuyiwen，caihuaishengchanduiyangtianlidehemiaoshikendingdeshiqing，laowaigongyaopeichang，zheikendingshimianbulede。
laojiaoshouduitaxuexiyaoqiukeyangele：“hanhan，huifangxuexiqu！”
“nijiaowohanhan，heng，wojiuyaojiaonilaojuelv，heng，heng，hujingzi，nigelaojuelv，lao~jue~lv，heng，hengheng······”
laojiaoshoukanzhezheixiaojuelvjuezhezuiyilumamahenghengzoujinshufang，jinmenhoubuwangtulejixiashetou，banlegeguilian。
“hehe，zheixiaozidaoshihezijinianqingneihuierhenxiangsia，duorangtakenxiekuzaodedianli，jixiegongyefangmiandeshu，suitama，rihoubichengdaqi！”
laojiaoshoumozhezijixiabaxiladebaihuzi，deyidixiaole。
gezhemenfengyiqiao，xiaojuelvzhengrenzhendiyuedudabutoudeshulai，ranhoulaojiaoshoufangxindiliuchuzijiaxiaoyuan，qianzhedahuanggouchuquliuliu，shunbianhuihuizijineixieyanggoulaoyou。
tazouchuxiaoyuan，hengzhexiaoqu，takuailedixiang：weilai，yigenengkangqilizhouxianhuozhejiangnanhangchengshenggongyedaqideren，kenengjiushizheijuelvbandexiaozi！
danshi，gangzouchuershimiyuan，mashangjuedebutuo，zheiguijinglingdexiaozikendingpaodeqiliwuyan，dexianggefazizhizhitadewanpi。
xiangyaotachengdaqi，bixuxiangyigezhouquandejiaoyubanfa。
laojiaoshoukanzhemianqiandexiaohegou，lucizhengzaihelizhuoshixiaoyu，yuwengshiranglucixiahedaiyu，danshiburangtaxianchi，dengdaodadaogengduodeyuhou，zaijiangshanglucixieyu。
laojiaoshouturandedaolinggan，xiangdaoyigefazi：jiushi“mianhuatangshiyan”——yanchixiangle，laikaoyanshentuyezheichouxiaozi。
zaijiushiguidingshijian，guidingneirong。
bayibenwulijixieshangdeneirongxianguidinghao，ranhoudianshangliangzhuxiang，zaitademianqianfangyikuaijidadeqiaokeli。
ruguowanchengrenwuhouyebutouchiqiaokeli，laoyeliuwanhuilaizaijiangshangtayizhengheqiaokeli。