第一章 被打哭的刘邦

matidada,machedianbo。

liuyinghuanhuanjuqichenzhongdeyanpi,mengranfaxianzijizhengtangzaijichidechexiangli,qifujulie……zhengzhupianke,bushidaxuedesirenqinshi!shenchuxiaoshou,meicuo,shigehaizide!!

难道,难道穿越了?

zheigeniantou,maosimeishenmehaoqiguaide。

zuoweiyigelvedaishekongshuxingdedaxuezhainan,kanxiaoshuoshiliuyingweishubuduodeaihaozhiyi,tashenzhihaitoutouzaimouwangzhanfaguo,bunengshuoyishuchengming,yekeyishuomomowuwen,liandianshuihuadoumeiyou。

rujinnengqinshentihuiyibachuanyue,sheihaikanxiaoshuoa?

liuyingxinzhongjidong,pobujidaiyaogaoqingzheishigeshenmeyangdexinshijie。

chexiangduimianzuozheyigeheixuxiuzhang,mianmuweiyandezhongnianren,yishenchuandai,yehenshibufan,yaoshanghaipeizheyibingbaojian。

莫非还是个侠士?

liuyingnulijichuyigedadadexiaorong,youhuanglehuangxiaoshou,hetadazhaohu。

zhengzailiuyingjiujieshijiao“dashu”,haishi“daxia”deshihou,duimiandenanrenhuerzhanqi,mengdishenchujiaoyazi,henhenchaoliuyingchuaileguolai!

“**!”

liuyingxiayishiduoshan,jiantouaileyijiao,renyezhuangdaolechexiangbian。

zheigeshidaozheimeyemanma?

budaitaduoxiang,nanrenyoutaiqidajiao,erduchaozhetatilai。

“cao……haimeiwanle!”

zhengzaicishi,yigeshijisuideshaonvpuguolai,“bie!”

laoliumangbuguanbugu,yijiaotizailetadeduzishang,shaonvcongchexianggunluochuqu。

连女孩子都打?

禽兽啊!

laochushengdisancitaiqilexieededajiao……

“你他吗……”

liuyingbiwukebi,zhudingyaobeitixiaqu。tayeshijile,shenchuxiaoshou,chaozhelaoliumanghuluanzhuaqu,zhenghaozhuazhuleyilvjingxinhehudeheixu。

laoliumangchitong,zheiyijiaogewaiyongli。

haowuyiwai,liuyingshuailechuqu,hounaoshaozhedi,jihuhunsi。

buguolaoliumangyemeilaodaobianyi,tadexiabameilejishigenhuxu,haidiaolezhijiadaderoupi,tengdeaiaitongjiao!

rangniqifuwo,jiusuanshitianwanglaozi,yeyaohaoxianijigenhuzilai!

liuyingqihenghengxiangdao……jiuzaizheishi,macheturanjianmansudu,suihoudiaotouraolehuilai。

liuyingyijing,mofeiyaoganjinshajue?

赶快跑吧!

zhishitahunshentengtong,meiyoubandianliqi,zhinengyanzhengzhengqiaozhe,machetingzaishenbian。

xialaidequebushilaoliumang,ershiganchededashu。

takuaibudaoleliuyingshenbian,xiaoxinyiyijiangtabaoqi,niutoukanxiangmachelimian,zebeidao:“dawang!zheishinindezhiqingurou,ruheqizhi?”

yijuhua,baliuyingnongmengle!

大王?

laoliumangshenfenrucizungui?

至亲骨肉?

不会吧,不会吧!

nagelaochushenghuipaoqizijiguroua?

虎毒不食子啊!

刘赢彻底凌乱了。

zijibushichuanyuele,shizuoleemeng!

快点醒来啊!

liuyingxindifengkuangnahanzhiji,queyouyigushifendanchundejiyi,congnaozhongfuxian……xiaojiahuojiaoliuying,tayizhihemuqinlvzhishenghuo,duilaodiedeyinxiangbushen。

zhishimenglongjidezuichulaodiezhanshanweiwang,muqinjingchangdaizheyiwuliangshi,toutouqukanta。houlailaodiejiudaizhepeixiandexiangqin,haiyouhaoxiexiaohuobandefubei,yiqijubing,shuoshenmefawudao,zhubaoqin。

neiduanshijian,muqinzaijiali,jiyaozhaogulaode,youyaoguzhexiaode,haitixindiaodan,danjingshoupa,guodehenjiannan。

houlaichuanlaixiaoxi,laodiesharuguanzhong,shoufenghanwang,zairanhou,hanwangtonglingdajunshachuguanzhong,xijuantianxia。

meixiangdao,zheigelaoliumanghaitinglihaide。

duile,laodiezaijialipaixinglaosan,jiaoliuji!

zheigegushizenmeyoudianershua?

maosizijichuanyuedaolemougelishimingchangmian,erqiehaishineigeshouhaizhe……liuyingxiayishiniutou,kanxianglaoliumang。

guoran,laoliumangfenlibachupeijian,shengsilijiedahou:“xiahouying,nitingdaomatishenglema?xiangyuzhuibingjiuzaihoumian,kuaifangxiata,buran,naigongshaleni!”

xiahouying,dashujiaoxiahouying!

cishiliuyingwanfenqueding,zijizheishichuanyuechengleliubanghelvhoudeerzi,dahanweilaidechujun……zhenshimeixiangdao,touyicichuanyue,shenfenjiuzheimelede,yejiushishuo,zijiyihounengdanghuangdi!

当了皇帝干什么呢?

biedeshiqingxianfangyibian,bixujilaoliumangshanggejiezhouyouliyiyangdeshihao,yibaosanjiaozhichou!

liuyingyaoyafashi,yigedabidounengjixiaohaigezaochengduodadeyinying?

sangedachoujiaoyazi,jueduishibeibaibei!

cishideliubanghaibuzhidaoliuyingdexiangfa,zhiguzhechongzhexiahouyingdahou,rangtarengxialiuying,gankuaipao。

xiahouyingbudanbuting,haipaochuqushijibu,baxianqiantixiaqudeshaonvyejibaolehuilai,tashiliuyingdejiejieliule。

lianggehaizi,yigebunengshao!

xiahouyingtielexinheliubangduizhegan,taxianzuoshanglecheyuan,ranhourangliuyingheliule,yizuoyiyou,louzhutadebojing,sanrentongjintongtui。

erhouniutouchongliubangdao:“dawangshachen,chengubuganfankang,zhishidawangmeileyuzhe,biweixiangyusuoqin!”xiahouyingyouxilekouqi,zhongzhongshuodao:“chenbuqidawang,dawangbuqigongzi,cinaijunchenfuzizhidaoye!”

shuowanzheihua,xiahouyingniutouganche,jianghoubeitanranliujiliubang。

niyoudanzi,zhiguandongshoujiushi!

liubangdeetoukaishimaohan,baojianjihuwobuzhule。xiahouyingbiedebuxing,jiachebenshi,tianxiawushuang。meileta,zijihaizhenhuiluodaoxiangyushouli。

项羽?

liubangdenaoqiaowengwengde,tengdeliekai,neijiubushiren!

eranwuyu,zhinengshouhuibaojian,fuyouzuozaichexiang,zuilidudunangnang,liandashengmarendoubuganle。

laoliumangchibie,liuyingxinqingdahao,tadeshoulihainiezheliubangdeyiliuhuxu……

咎由自取,活该!

zhishitabuhuiyinciyuanhenzijiba?

huibuhuiyingxiangzijirihoudechujunweizhia?

liuyingyouweiweitanteqilai,sheirangliubangzijibuzuorenni!

buguozheidaoshigebucuodexiaoshuoticai,keyixieben《wodiehangaozu》,huozhe《dahan:conghaoxialiubanghuxukaishi》,meizhunnenghuoyiba?

zhishiqiaomuqiandeqingkuang,pashihuibuqule。

qiantuwuliangdedashenzuozheshimeixiwangle,zhinengmianweiqinan,dangdangdahanchujunba!

zhiyujinzaizhichidezhuibing,liuyingdaoshimeizenmezaihu,bijingliubanghaishixiaodaolezuihou,zijizhiyaowenzhu,zuokanliubangdatianxia,zaidengtabahuangweichuanjizijijiushile。

suoweitangying,moguorushi。

liuyingyeshigexindade,zhouranchuanyue,xiaoxiaodenaodai,saileyiduihoushifanzadejiyi,yousancishuaixiamache,keweishishenxinjupi。

tashuangshoulouzhexiahouyingdebozi,hanshuiguoqu。

cishidexiahouying,zuobianliuying,youbianliule,qianmianmatifeiqi,chexiangliubangmamalielie,youyuanerjin,haiyouzhuibingjiangzhi,simiankaihua,jianzhibugoutamanghuode。

kecheshenjiushicheshen,dangwozuoshangcheyuanzhishi,zheishishangjiumeirennengzhuishangwo!

fengchidianche,liuxingganyue,lianggechelundouyaomaoyanle,liubangdexinyetidaolesangziyan。

taniutouxiangqian,kanlekanyishuangernv,cikezhiyaochuyidianchacuo,chezhouduanlie,mapishuaidao……xiangyudezhuibingjiuhuiganshanglai,fuzisanren,tongzaotulu,shihengdangchang。

liubangxiayishimolemozijidebozi,zaiyebuganchusheng,shengpaxiahouyingmangzhongchuluan。

weiyouanzhongqidaochidi,baoyouerzi,haiyousunzisunnva!

xushichiditalaorenjiazhendexianlingle,dabangeshichenguoqu,shenhoudezhuibingjingranjianjianluohou,matishengxiaoshibujian。

ciketianseandan,liubangyixing,daoletadelaojiafengyi。

liubangshifengyiren,zhishizaonianqupeixianmousheng,shuyupeipiao。

laoliuzaipeixianhundehaishibijiaochenggongde,budanqulebaifumei,haitongguolelikao,dangletingzhang。suishuodiweibugao,danhaodaijinruletizhinei,jieshileyidaduihupenggouyou。

pianpiangegedoushirencai,benshichuzhong,zhongxingenggeng,jiulianshagoudetufudoushiyongguansanjundemengren,shizaishiyunqibaopeng。

cheshenxiahouyingyeshiqizhongrenjiezhiyi,tahuanhuantingxiamache,niutoujiangshangzaihanshuideliuyingbaozaihuaili,jianxiaojiahuozuijiaoguazhejingyingdekoushui,shentaianran,zihaodunsheng。

“dawang,gongzichubianbujing,zhenyoudajiangzhifeng。”

liubangbuxiepiezui,shenmedajiangzhifeng,fenmingshichushengniudu,pidoubuzhidao。

“xiahouying,nikanxiangyudezhuibinghuibuhuiguolai?”

xiahouyinghendudingdao:“buhui,tamenbingshao,shalezanmenneimeduoren,bidingpibei。youzhuilezheimeyuan,tiedadeyechengbuzhu。”

liubanglenglepianke,huasuiranmeicuo,kezenmetingqilaiyoudianguaiguaide。

poyouzhiyaowosongdegouduo,duifangjiuchibuxiadeganjue。

“xianzhaogedifangxiexie。”

liubangshenxinjupi,queyouxiangqiyijianshi,bugandaiman,“zaipaigeren,quzhaowufuxialuo。”

xiahouyinglianmangdaying,bahuailideliuyingdijiliubang,“dawang,haoburongyibagongzijianhuilai,kebunengrengle。”

liubangqidefanbaiyan,“naigonghaimeiyouhutu。”

tabaliuyingbaojinlefangshedelijianwu,qingshouqingjiaofangzailechuangtashang,zheixiaoziyichuanleliubanghelvzhideyoudian,meiyanqingxiu,zhangdeshushitinghaode。

zaofengcanbai,hainengfuzituanyuan,yeshiyizhuangxishi。

liubangshaoweisongkouqi,queturanzhuyidaoliuyingshouxinzhuazhedeheixu,tayouxiayishimolemoxiaba,dunshimianmuzhengningqilai。

逆子啊!

……

liuyinghaishitouyicishuidezheimeshufu。

chuanyuezheizhongshidounengyushangbushuo,haichuanchengleweilaidetaizi,qizhishiyingzaileqipaoxian,jianzhichengledasaizhubanfang!

erqiemeiyoucaicuo,hainengqinyanqiaoqiaozhangliang、xiaohe、hanxinzheixieguangyaoqiangudeshenren。

zhiyuzijilaonianglvhou,liuyingdaoshibuneimedanxin,zhiyaozijigangqiangyidian,jiubuhuinongdeneimeganga。

zongeryanzhi,dengzhelaoliumangjizijidatianxiajiushile。

zheizhongbeirendaizheqifeideganjue,shizaishitaishuangle。

liuyingshuizhedeshihou,zuijiaodoushiliezhede,zhidaobanyesangeng,beiyipaoniaobiexing,tamosuozhezuoqi,turantingdaolechouqizhisheng。

有人在哭?

haoxiangshigenanrendeshengyin。

liuyingcongchuangtaxialai,touguoxuyandemenfengwangwaikan,zhenghaokandaoyigeshuxidebeiying。

是刘邦!

tagulinglingzuozhe,shuangjiansongdong,bushifachuchuoqizhisheng。

tangtanghanwang、handi,jingranzhendezaiku!

haikudeneimebeiweiwuzhu……nibushilianqinshengerzidounenghenxinchuaixiamachema!

tieshizhiren,nalaideyanlei!

liuyingkandaoliubangrucilangbei,zhenmeishatongqing,sanjiaozhichou,keshitongdaogutoulile。

zheishihouchuqu,zhipalaoliumanghuifabiao,takebushitenghaizidedie。liuyingniutou,qiaoqiaopashanglechuangta,xiaoxintanghao。

naiheyipaoniaobiezhe,liuyingshuibuzhe,liubangdekushengyouyuelaiyueda,youxinfanyiluan。

tabuhuibeixiangyudadehuaiyirenshengleba?

buxinga,niyaozhilengqilaia!

nibunuli,woshangnajichenghuangweia?

liuyingzhanzhuanlehaoyihuier,haishicongchuangshangxialai,zoulechulai。

haimeidengtashuoshenme,jiutingdeyoujingyounudedihou:“shuzi,yuxiaonaiweng?”

liuyingzhengzhu,haixianganweiniliangju,laoliumangjiushilaoliumang,zheishihouhaibuwangshuaweifeng。tabuyoudeqinaodao:“woshichulaisaniaode,buxiangnin,doucongyanjinglichulaile!”

nicaiyongyanzhuzisaniaoni!

找打!

liubanghuibazhangyaochouliuying,queyoukandaolexiaojiahuomianjiashangdecashang,zheidoushizijidegonglaoa!liubanglaoliantonghong,zijizheigedangdiede,ganleshenmea?

tamengranhaotan,tileihengliu,weiqubaba,kudexianggeerbaigongjindexiaobaobao。

“wuera,naiwengbaidehaocan!”