第1章
dinghunqianyitian，weihunfushuoyaopeiwoqukanhunsha。kezhidaohunshadianguanmen，wodoumeijiandaotadeshenying。
huiqulushang，wocaishoudaotafalaidexiaoxi:
“bingbingshuotameishuiyichuanle，wojintianxianpeitaqumaishuiyi。”
daqudianhua，chuanlaidequeshitaxiaoxuemeideshengyin:“wenshaogegezaixizaoni，youshiwokeyibangnizhuangaota。”
xiangliansinian，meidangwoyouzhongyaoshiqingshi，weihunfudexiaoxuemeizongyougezhongshenghuodesuoshixuyaotabangmang，ertameicidouhuixuanzepaoxiawo，benfutaxiaoxuemeideshenbian。
jiulianjintianzheiyangderenshengdashi，tayehaobuyouyudejiangwodiuxia。
zhongyugandaoxinleidewo，pingjinghuida“bangwozhuangaota，hunliquxiao，wobujiale。”
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dinghundeqianyitian，wenshaolazhewodeshoushuo，zheiciyidinghuipeiwoqukanhunsha。
kewomenquhunshadiandeneitian，wenshaojielegedianhua，mianlunansedegenwoshuo：“songsong，gongsiyoushi，woxianquchuliyixia。”
suiranhenshiluo，danshijianwenshaozhejideyangzi，womeiyouduoxiangbianrangtalikaile。
linzouqianwenshaorangwodengta，shuotayidinghuilaipeiwo。
kezhidaohunshadianguanmen，wodoumeijiandaotadeyingzi，wojitadalewushugedianhua，keyigedoumeidatong。
dianyuankanwodemuguanglianmin，cidewoxinkoufateng。
tazoushangqian，wenroudexunwen：“zhou**，yaobuyaowomenzaidengyihui？”
woyaoleyaotou，duitajichuyimonankandexiaorong：“bule，woxianhuiqule。”
huiqudelushang，woquekandaoyizhangzhaopian，zhaopianlidenanrenzhengzaiweinvrentiaoxuanshuiyi。
peiwenshuo：【deduoqinmideguanxicaihuibangwoxuanshuiyiya？】
woxiaolexiao，zaidixiapinglunleyiju：【bierendeweihunfushenmeicaishihaode，duima？】
henkuai，woshoudaolaiziwenshaodeduanxin：“bingbingshuotameiyoushuiyichuanle，wojintianxianpeitaqumaishuiyi。”
“nibiewuliqunaole，dengwohuilaihaoma？”
“乖。”
wokandaozheisantiaoxiaoxi，bujinlengxiao。
kexiaozhexiaozhe，yanleidiaolexialai。
wohewenshaoxiangliansinian，meidangwoyoushenmezhongyaodeshiqing，zhaobingbingzonghuidiaolianzi，zonghuiyougezhongshenghuoshangdesuoshixuyaowenshao，erwenshaoyezongshihaobuyouyudequpeibanta。
wonaoguo，wenshaoqueyilianshiwangdekanzhewo，genwoshuo：“wohebingbingyaoyoushenme，jiumeinishenmeshile。”
“tashiwocongxiaodaodarenshi，wozhibatadangchengmeimei。wogennizaiyiqihaishitachumouhuace，niweishenmeliantadecudouyaochini？”
yushiwobizhezijijieshouwohewenshaozhijianhaiyoudisangenvrendecunzai，wobipozijijieshoutaduineigenvrenbiduiwohao。
wohenaiwenshao，aideshiquziwo。
kewoshiren，wozonghuishiwangde。
suoyizaiwenshaodayingwoyidinghuipeiwoqukanhunshadeshihou，wojiuzaixinlimomodeshuzheshijian，kankanzhaobingbingshenmeshihoukaishizuoyao。
dangwokandaozhaobingbingmeichuxiandeshihou，wohaiyouxieyiwai。
rujinkanlai，shiwoxiangdetaijiandanle，zhaobingbingzenmebuhuizuoyao。
zhibuguowenshaopianlewo，tayouyicidexuanzelezhaobingbing。
buzhibujue，woyijingmanlianleishui。
wojiwenshaodalegedianhua，dianhuajietongle。
kedianhuaneitouquechuanlaizhaobingbingdeshengyin：“wenshaogegezaixizaoni，zhousongjieyoujishima？wokeyibangnizhuangaota。”
我冷笑出声。
jintianzheiyangderenshengdashi，haiyouhenduoshiqingxuyaowenshaozheigexinlangguan。
kewodexinlangguan，quezaibiedenvrenjiazhongxizao。
多好笑啊。
我只觉得庆幸。
wanyimingtiandinghundeshihou，zhaobingbingyoubatajiaozou，woyigerengaizenmeban。
bijingzheiyijingbushiwenshaodiyicipaoxiawo，yiwufangudebenfuzhaobingbing。
但这是最后一次了。
woleile，buxiangjixule。
erzhaobingbinghaizaidianhuaneitoushuo：“wenshaogegetingleide，zhousongjienijiubuyaowuliqunaole，nengbunengrangwenshaogegeqingsongyixie。”
wopingjingdehuida：“bangwozhuangaota，hunliquxiao，wobujiale。”