第1章 老子变成了竹筏!

shixianjianjiandakai,chuxianzaishixianneide,shiyulansedetiankong,yijiyiwangwubiande,yulansede,dahai!

“我在哪?”

liyuanzhijuedenaodaitengdeyaoming,muqiantashoujidaodexinxisihuyutadejiyichuxianlejudadeduandang。

“budui,wobushisilema?”liyuannenggouhuiyiqidezuihouhuamian,shizijizuijiudiaoruhuzhongnishui,cihoubianshiyixilietongkudezhengzha,qiangshui,zhixi,yishimohu......

xianzaishentichuanlaideganjue,tayinggaihaishizaishuili,zhibuguo,tazenmehuipaodaohailide?nandaoneizuoneiluhudibuyoutongwangdahaitongdao?

haiyou,zijiweishenmekeyifuzaishuimian,tabuhuiyouyonga,nandaoshiyanshuimidugao,fulida?

自己为什么没有死?

头疼。

zhangtanyikouqi,liyuanxiangyaodongyi**zi,raner,guiyideshi,tajingranganjuebudaoshoujiao。

juechadaozheiyidian,liyuandunshinaozhongtingdunlebanmiao!zheijueduibushihaozhaotou!nandaoshijietanle?

tashitutaitouchakanshenti。

jiexialai,tadeshijiaozhijieshangyichengfushizhuangtai......zheijiuhenguiyile,ganjuejiuxiangshishejiyouxidediyirenchengshijiao,qiehuanchengledisanrenchengshijiao!

haowuyiwen,zheibuyinggaishirenleigaiyoudenengli!

gengherendehaizaihoumian!kandaozijide“shenti”hou,liyuanchedijingdaile。

“zhei!wo,wo,wodetouni!wodesizhini?wodeshenzini?woneiqinmiwujian,rongruyugongdexiongdini!weishenme,zhiyouyipaizhufa!”

zheiyijingchaochuleherendefanchou,ershijingsong,jidujingsong!

zhengzhengyonglesantiandeshijian,liyuancaijieshouleyigexianshi。

tabingfeiyilinghunzhuangtaichengzuozaizheisoumufashang,takeyiqingxideganjuedaoshenxiadeshuiliuliudong,yenengganjuedaomeiyigenzhuzidezhuangtai,tashenzhinengkandaoshuixiadeyuqunjingguo......

他就是这艘竹筏!

“womingbaile,wozhongshengchengyisouzhufale!”

“zhongshengjiuzhongsheng,buzhongshengchengrenyejiushisuanle,renjiazhongshengchengshenmechongzi,dashu,xiaocao,neihaodaiyeyoufanpandejihui,kewozhongshengchenggezhufa......liangechuanjiangyebujiwo,guofenlea!”

【ding,suzhuziworenzhiyijingwancheng。】

liyuannaohailituranchuxiandeshengyin,heletayitiao,suirantayebuhuitiao......

“什么鬼?”

【qidongchaojizhanjianjinhuaxitong。】

“xitong?”suizhezheilianggezi,liyuanyijingliangtoudexin,turanranqileyisixiwang。

【xiaoduishijiankongjianzhou......qingshaohou。】

【shijian:yulanjiyuan300nian。xingqiu:diqiu】

“zheilishidiqiu?neiyulanjiyuanshishenmedongxi?”liyuanchayidao,“weiweiwei,dengyixia!buyaoqifuwodushushaohaobuhao,zheilizhendeshidiqiuma?diqiunayoushenmeyulanjiyuan?”

【shide,zheilishidiqiu。ruguoanzhaogongyuanlifajisuan,xianzaiyinggaishigongyuan2379nian,danrujindediqiuyijingyuninaohaizhongdediqiubuyiyangle。yulanjiyuanqian20nian,yejiushigongyuan2059nian,disancishijiedazhanchedicuihuidiqiuchouyangxitong,cihouershinianjian,quanqiuqiwenshenggao,nanbeijibingchuanronghuadaozhiquanqiuhaipingmianshenggao,quanqiubaifenzhi95deludibeiyanmei。quanqiuwendudafudushangshengyutaiyangfengxiedaidedaidianliziliucujindiqiushengwukuaisujinhua,bianyi。rujindiqiushengwuchaoguobaifenzhiwushiyijingfashengbianyi。】

“zhei......”xinxilianglveda,liyuanyouxiemihu。

“nibushishuohaiyangyanmeilebaifenzhijiushiwuma,bushihaiyoubaifenzhiwudeludi,neixiedifangzaina?neilihaiyoumeiyouren?”

【shiyijuzhudedaoyujihuquanbubeiqiangdadejianduizhangqizhanling。zhiyunishuoderen,haiyouhenduorencunhuo,zhibuguobufenrenyijingfashenglebianhua,erqietamendabufendoushizaichuanjianshangshenghuo。bijinghaidishengwuduiyurenleilaishuohaishijijuweixiede,erjishaodedaxingyijudaoyuyoubeiqiangdajianduizhanju,suoyichuanjianbianshitamendejia。】

【jiandanlaishuo,zheishiyigejinhuadeshidai,yeshijiaozhuhaiyanghetiankongdeshidai,yincizheigeshidaiyebeichengzhiwei“yulanshidai”!】

“zhei......”liyuanbuyouxianrushensi。

【suzhumeiyouyiwen,jixujibenxinxishibie。】

budengliyuanxiangmingbai,xitongdeshengyinzaicixiangqi,liyuanzhinengzanshifangxiaxinzhongniantou,zixilingting。

【宿主:李远】

【船只:三杆竹筏】

【船员人数:0】

【chuansu:weizhuangbeidonglixitong,bukeceliang】

【战斗力:0】

【zhuangzailiang:0/50qianke】

【jinhuajindu:0/10(mucai)】

“jurankeyijinhua!”liyuanjujinghuishendetingwanzheiyidachuanxinxi,yixiazihuorankailangqilai。

suiranmuqiantadegexiangshujudoushi“0”,dantayijiujidongdejiaolechulai,suirantayebuhuijiao......tazhishizaixinlinahanzhe。

“eye~laoziyeyouxitongle!”

xianzailiyuanzhongyubuzaiyifuchuitousangqidemoyangle,zhenggeren......bushi,zhenggechuandoubuyiyangle,zhuganzhijianfanzheyukuaideshuihua,yichanghuopo。

buguanbierenzhongshengchengshenme,fanzhengliyuanbianchengzhufayijingshijichengshishi,zaiqujiujieyijingmeiyouyiyi。

taxianzaishenchuyulanshidai,zaizheigequanqiudahanghaishidai,chuanjianbianchenglezuizhuyaodezhengbashouduan。

zhiyaoyouzheigechaojizhanjianxitongzai,neimeyiqiejieyoukeneng!

zhangtanyisheng,liyuanmuguangshensuidewangxiangyuanfang,neilihaitianyise,yipianyulan。

“bidahaigengkuanguangdeshitiankong,bitiankonggengguangkuodeshinanrendexiongjin!xitong,nixuanzewo,guoranshidujuhuiyan!shangyishiwosidehaowuyiyi,zheiyishi,wobijiangpingjiezijideshuangshou,yiwangwuqian,chichengzaizheiyulantianhaizhijian!”

【suzhu,shouxian,nimeiyoushuangshou,qici,nixianzaizhishiyipaisanganzhufa,hangxingsuduguokuaikenengdaozhijieti。】

“wo......zhidao!wozhishishufayixiabaofu!wodeyisijiushiwohuipingzijidenuli,yuelaiyueqiang!”

【neimesuzhuzheijuhuadeyisi,wokeyilijieweizidongfangqixinshoulibao?】

“zhanzhu!”liyuanzainaohaizhongbaoheyisheng,“shenmexinshoulibao?”

【jiushiyifensuzhuzaiguidingshijianneiwanchengleziworenzhi,jianglidejiangpinlibao,kenigangcaishuoyaopingjiezijidenuli......】

“hushuo!yipaihuyan!tuanduixiezuodedaoliwonengbudongma?renduoliliangdadedaoliwobumingbaima?zhiyoutuanjieyiqiekeyituanjiedeliliang,cainengchengdashi!xinshoulibaonachulai!”