“qinguogongzhu，nicifanguofenlea！”
yingwanhuayingangluo，hanchenzhizhongdeyiweiqingniancaijunrenbuzhudejiaorangqilai：“cilian，benshidangchudaqingwangchaoguoshihongchengchousuoxie，zenchenglenimenqinrendebainianjueduile？yaoxiaode，cilianliuchuanbainianyouyu，rengwuxialian！”
“jingyashenme？qiguaishenme？daqingwangchaoduonianqianjiubeiwodaqinsuomie，suoyi，zheibainianjueduidangranyeshuyuwodaqinle。”yingwanhaoxiaodehuidadao。
“你们，**！”
mianduiyingwanzhejiweijiaohuadeshuoci，hanguoqunchenyigegefennuzhiji。
yingwanchuzhitairan，kanleyiyandadianzhongdehanguoqunchendao：“zhizhicishi，wodaqindouwurennengduichucilian，hanguoren，nimenruoxiangbuchuxialianjiuganjingecheng，runimentaizisuoshuo，buyaolangfeiwomendebaoguishijian！”
“duiya，xiangbuchubudiuren，ganjinqiandingtiaoyueba！”
“哈哈哈！”
……
qinguoshichenkanzheyigegeqidezhitiaojiaodehanguochaochen，fenfenxiaoleqilai。
此前。
weileshengquanzaiwo，tamenzaoyishaixuanlewushujuedui。
erzaizhongduoduizizhong，bianyihongchengchoudezheiyiduilianweinanzhongzhinan。
ciduibainianwurennengpoti，zheixiehanrennengduichuxialaijiujianguile。
“hanguotaizi，nijiusuanwencaizaihao，yejueduibukenengduidechuxialianlai。”yingwanxiongyouchengzhudao。
“哈哈！”
liutianwuzheduzihaobuzheyandehahadaxiaoqilai。
mianduiliutiandekuangxiao，yingwanyaoyaqiechidao：“hanguotaizi，nizaixiaoshenme？”
“xiaonichunge！zheizhongxiasanlandelianzi，nimenruodaqinguojingwurennengdui，jianzhikexiaozhiji！”liutianhuanhuandezhiqishenzi，longlelongyouxielingluandefajiao。
“bushiba？zheiyejiaoxiasanlan？”
dangliutianshuowan，hanguoqunchenyigegejingyademianmianxiangqu。
不会吧？
cilianrucigaonan，zaitaiziyanzhongjinshixiasanlanma？
huangdiliuquanmulujingxi，shenziwangqianyiqing，wendao：“tianer，zheibaizaijuedui，nidangzhenxiangdechuxialian？”
“fuhuang，rongyizhiji。”liutianxinxinmanmandeshuodao。
“休得胡言！”
“hanguotaizi，wodaqinrenjiediling，cilianwenshiyiyoubaizai，yenanyoujuncaixiangchuxialian，laofucaibuxiangxinniduanshibiannengpoti！”
一瞬间。
daqinshichenmengegefennu，liutianzaitamenyanzhongyishihuyanluanyudekuangtu，tajueduibuxiangxinliutiannengduichuzheigezhongjijuedui。
yingwanyebujinhedeyishengxiaolechulai，tajuemeiderongyanzhongmanshibuxie，kanliutian，jiugenkangeshaziside，genbenbuxiangxinqiyoujieduizhineng。
mianduizhongrenmuguang，liutiandashouyihui，haomaidao：“nimenchunben，jiuyiweiqitarenyegenrudengyiyang？zheigeduizi……suangepiya，qiekanwodexialian！wodexialianshi……danshuiwan，kunongmin，dailiangli，wansuanyao，dinglari，liuxianhan，kantianzhe，yangqijiaoziyuersun！”
“这这……”
“太子破题了！”
刹那间。
buguanshiqinguodeshichen，haishihanguodeguizhougaoguan，yigegeshuangmuyuanzheng，mianlujinghai！
gangcaihaiyiliandanrandeqinguogongzhuyingwancishizhenjingdezhengdalemeilideshuangyan，fangfokandaoleguiguaiban！
“hao！shizaishihaoa！”
duanzandechenmohou，renqunzhongchuanlaileyishenggaohu！
liuquanshenbiandedaneizongguanxiyuelianlian：“huangshang！qinguoshituanxuyidiaonandebaizaijuedui，zhendebeitaiziyepotile，zheibujinshirangzheixieqinguorenyanmiansaodi，gengxianwodahanwenwujiebeiguoweihehea！”
“是啊。”
dahanqunchenqishuashuadedianzhetou。
xialianyichu，liutianzuijiaoshangyang：“qinguogongzhu，nisuoshuodezhongjijuedui，buhuijiuzhibuyuciba？zheijiujieshule？”
“这这……”
daqinzaijiuguozhongnaishiqiaochu，bujinjunlixionghou，wenxuezaoyizaizhuguozhonggengshiyijue，jieguo，daqinyinyiweiaodebaizaijueduiqueshibeifengchuanwunengwankudehanguotaiziduichulaile，yishijian，yingwandeliansejiqinankan。
liutianyouyoudao：“qinguogongzhu，wendousanlian，woyiyiyiduishang，yaoxiangnazouluoyangcheng，bairizuomeng，woquannimen，ganjinshoushipugaihuiquba！”
mianduiliutiandeganrenzhizi，yingwanqiaolidemianrongjinjindebengzhe，sheinengliaodao，ziji……jingbaile。
“liutian，nixiudekuangyan！”yingwanqibudayichulai。
liutianhaoxiaodao：“gaoqingchuhaobuhao？nimenqinguorentandewuyan，jiyuwodahanguotu，qifuwomendichupianyuan，wufaquanmianpujijiaoyu，wenjiaoruo。qishangmenlai，jieguonidaozhizeqiwokouchukuangyan，zheishinamenzideli？xinga，nimenbuzou，neiwojiujinimenchushangyilianhaole！”
“是吗？”
yingwanmiqileyandaoshiduolejifenhaoqi。
qinguosanjueduijieluobaile，danrutanengduichuliutiandeduizizaizhaojihui，shuobudinghaikeyinadaoluoyangcheng。
liutiankanzheyiranzaiwangxiangdeyingwan，lenghengyisheng，suijigaoshengdao：“bilai！zhilai！”
“皇上？”
taijianyongxunwendemuguangkanxianghuangdi。
huangdicishigaoxingyichang，mangxiaodao：“hailengzheganshenme？bimosihou！”
“是，皇上！”
taijianzongguanmangbudiedezouxiangyibian。
笔墨纸砚齐全。
liutianyibanaqibi，shouzouyoulong，bishangshenghua，shuashuaxiechuleyixingdazi。
“咦？”
“taiziyezheijiuxiehaole？”
汉国群臣面露不解。
这时。
liutianjiangzhihualanaqi，didaoleyingwanmianqian：“qinguogongzhu，zheishanglian，bentaizi，songjiniqinguoshangxiale。”
“hehe，wojiubuxinninengxiechushenmedongxilai？”yingwanbuxiedejieguolezhi。
然而。
jiuzaitadasuanduilianzhishi，zuizhongnannandenianzheliutiansuoxiedeshanglian，yuanbenchongmanzixindeshencaidouranxiaoshi，fandaoshimeitoujinzhou，youxiebumingsuoyi。
“donggua，tudou，bushiguaguoshishucai？”
“这是何等上联？”
……
qinguoshichenmenxiaoshengdeyilunzhe，baisibudeqijie。
下一刻。
“**！liutian，fangsi，nijinggan……ruwodaqin？”
qitaqinshihaimeifanyingguolai，yingwanquecaisiminjie，likexiangchulexialian，enadeshenzibeiqidezhandoubuyi。
yingwanshiqinguodacainv，xiangchuzheixialianbingbushinanshi。
上联：
dongguatudoubushiguaguoshishucai
下联：
wuguiwangbafeiweinisheng（nisheng）shiwosheng（wosheng）
羞辱！
**裸的羞辱啊！
yingwandeyanshencishijiuxiangliangbafenglidedaoren，henbudehuogualeliutian。
“haha！”liutianxiexiedixiaoleyisheng。“bucuobucuo！gongzhuguorancongming，zheimekuaisihujiuxiangchulexialian，buruxianzaishuochu，gendajiafenxiangfenxiangbei。”
“这……这……”
mianduiliutiandexixue，yingwanzhijuequanshenxuemaipengzhang，tayouzenkenengjiangneibanbukandexialiandangzheliangguozhongchenshuochulaini？
liutiansongjianyixiao，kanzheyishiqidezhimaoyandeyingwan，xiaoxixidao：“haole，ruoqinguogongzhunimeixialian，yebubilangfeishijian，daizheniderenmaliuhuilaojia，gaizhaomadezhaoma，gaizhaoniangdezhaoniang，hebizaiciyixiaodafangni。”
赢婉怒了！
该死！
zijiyangyangdaqingongzhudaobianchengpaodaozheimanhuangdehanguolaiyixiaodafangle？
yingwanxiangyaofanbo，quexinyouyuerlibuzu。
keshi，tamendafeizhouzhangyuanxingwanlierlai，jieguo，quebeiyigechuanyanzhongdewonangfeizijidadetaibuqitoulai？
十拿九稳的洛阳城！
就这样！
没了？