第1章
“shenqiuqiu，nibietaiguofenle！”
“nizaigandong，wojiuchuainixiaqu！”
shenqiuqiuzhengkaiyan，faxianzijiyikaozheyigejingzhuangmeinanzideshenshang，xiaomaisepifu，cubumayixiashiruoyinruoxiandebakuaifuji。
duishangnanzixiuhongnaonudeshixian，shenqiuqiunaolegedahonglian，taminqichun，yanshenbuzizaideduoshan，quemeicongfujishangnakaizijideshou。
jiuzaizheishi，tayuguangpiejian，zijipangbianhaiyouyiwei！
chunhongchibai，rongyanjiaohao，shigeshushenglang，bigangcaineiweixianshoubushao，juranhaibaozhezijidedatui！
“qiuqiuguniang，nibuxianghewobaitoudaolaolema？”
阎王爷这是闹哪样？
suirantacongyiyishengjiurenwushu，gongdeyuanman，dangangzhuanshijiujitaanpailelianggemeinanzi，haihuanfeiyanshoude，ershiduonianmeitanguonanpengyou，xianzaiyixiajitafaliang，zheiyangtaimaomeilebaahahaha！
shenqiuqiugaoxingdeyangtianzhangxiao。
“hahahahahaha！xinnvyishengxingshanjide，zheishiwoyingdede！”
chezhongliangrenchenmoxialai，kanxiangshenqiuqiudemuguangdaishangxiexubujie。
shenqiuqiulaibujigaoxing，touzhongjutong，daduandaduandejiyiyongrunaohai。
zheicitaxiaobuchulaile，tianshadeyanwangye，zheishijitazhuanshengdaonageluanshilaile？
zheijushentidezhurenhetatongmingtongxing，shicunlidizhujiadedaxiaojie，congxiaoshoudieniangniai，wufawutian。
kanshanggenanrenjiuqiangquhaoduo，buguanduifangshifouyuanyi，jiusipilailiandijiajileyanqianzheigejingzhuangnanzi。
hunhoupomushandai，zhangfupeixuanzhengzhishanliang，haishigeliehu，shengdekongwuyouli，jiushishanlidediaojingbaiedachongdoudadeguo，yikaozhezheiyishenbenshibuzhidaohuiguodeduoxingfumeiman。
danyuanzhushenqiuqiubuzhizu，huaxinruta，youkanshanglecunlideyinshizuoduizhihuizuosuanshi，jianbunengti，shoubunengkangdeqiongxiucai。
xiucaiduocihongpianshenqiuqiujipeixuanzaishanshangchangdaliededifangbuxiaxianjing，sunhuaitadewuqi，xiangrangtabeiyeshou“yiwai”shasi，biporouruobunengzilidepomugancuhuo，jimuziliangxiadu。
haozaipeixuangoucongmingzheicaimeirangyuanzhudeshou。
huangtangwududeshenqiuqiugengshichangchangbaxiaobailianshushengdaihuijia，zuizhongpeixuanrenwukeren，lazheshenqiuqiujiuyaoquheli。
jiuzaizheigejieguyan，chenglibaofalezhanluan，liumin、panjunshaoshaqianglve，youqianyouliangdeshenjiashiyikuaifeirou，ziranbeinalaidiyigekaidao。
weijiguantou，peixuanbujiqianxian，yuluanjunsisha，huzheshenjiadienianghaiyoushenqiuqiushanglemachetaochucheng。
danbuzhihaodaideyuanzhujiuzaizheishihouturanfadian，shuoshenmeyeyaodaizhezijideqinglangyiqizou。
peixuanwufa，zhinengrangjiarenmenxianzou，zijigenzheshenqiuqiuquzhaoshusheng。
weilejiuren，peixuanshenzhongshudao，zuihoucaitaochucheng，houmianzhuibingjinjingensui。
yankanzhejiuyaozhuishangle，ganchedejiadingafuyoujingyoupa，duishenqiuqiushuodao：“xiaojie，machetaichenpaobudong，yaobu......yaoburan，baxiucaigongzifangxiaquba。”
zheijiuchuxianleshenqiuqiuyizhengkaiyankanjiandeneiyimu，lianjiadingafudouzhidao，bunengenjiangchoubao，tuiguyexiamache，yuanzhuquexiangbapeixuantuixiaqu，liutayigerenyingfuhoumiandezhuibing。
ranershenqiuqiubujinkanjianleyuanzhudeguoqu，yekandaoleweilaidechangjing。
yuanzhushenqiuqiujiangshoushangdepeixuancongmacheshangtuilexiaqu，shengsiweibu。
qinglangbingbushizhendeaishenqiuqiu，tazhishiweileshenjiadeqian。
qinglangyikanshenjiadaole，pingshijianbunengtishoubunengkangderen，jielianbashenqiuqiuhejiadingdouchuaixialeche，juanzhemacheshangshenjialiuxiadejinyintaopaole，haiyuanzhucansizailuanjundedaorenzhixia。
shenqiuqiuhunshenyiduosuo，fanzhehanguangdelengrenkanzaishentishangshizaishitaitengtailengle。
“qiuqiuguniang，nihaizaiyouyushenme，nandaonixinlihaiduitaniannianbuwangma？”
“womendehaishishanmengni？”
shushengdeyishuangtaohuayanguashangleleishui，tayingxiakouqilai，“niyaoshihenbuxiaxin，wolaibangni！”
macheluluxingshi，shushengyaoyaohuanghuangzhanqishen，yinchenxialianse。
peixuanyaojinleyaguan，xiangyaofangshou，pinjinquanshenliqixiangdongyidong，shenxiajiuyongchuleguguxianxue。
tuishangdejutongrangtalenghanzhiliu，eshangdeqingjinbaoqi，peixuanwojinquantou。
taxiangyaohuoxiaqu，tadedienianghezhierhaizaidengzheziji，tayaoweitamenhuoxiaqu！
yizhibushuohuadeshenqiuqiuhuranbianlelianse，zhanqilaiduizhewangriqinglangdepigujiushiyijiao。
“下去吧你！”
“doutaonanle，sheihaiguanzheni！wuqingwuyibaiyanlang！”
xiaobailianshushengfeixialemache，gunlejixiachuanlailenumasheng。
“shenqiuqiu，nizheigeyounifeipo，niyiweinibawotixialai，peixuanjiuhuiyuanliangnima？”
“nihaidetayijiajiquanbuning，taoguozhuibing，tadiyigeshadejiushini！”
“shenqiuqiunibudehaosi！”
shenqiuqiuzhangkaishouduizhezhanandahan，“zheijiubulaoninfeixinla~”
buchulezheigehuohai，tazaowanhuihaisiziji。
shenqiuqiuwangxiangtangzhedepeixuan，tashiyisheng，duanmeiyourendoutangzailetamianqian，quejiansibujiudedaoli，genghekuangyanqianzheigenanrenyouqingyouyi，bujiqianxian，jiuletayijialaoxiao。
shangbeizitashigeguer，tianzhidaotayouduoxiangyaogexingfudejiating，shenqiuqiujianchaleyixiazijidesuishenkongjian，songleyikouqi，yanwangyejitadechengnuohaizuoshu。
qushiqian，tade999gekuaidihaimeilaidejiqu，sihouyebianchengleyidaozhinianhezijiyiqizhuanshi。
tadesuishenkongjianjiuxiangyigekuaidiyizhan，chulezijide999gekuaidi，haiyouyibushouji，shangmianyoubingxixi，moubaodenggouwuapp，keyisuishiwanggou。
kaliyouqianshimeihuaguangdeliangbaiduowanyichan，jiusuanhuawanleyebuyaojin，zheiyishikeyikaozuoyixiexiaobenmaimaihuanqujinyincaiwu，anzhaodangrijinjiayinjiazhuanhuanchengkaneiyuejixuwanggou。
shenqiuqiushangqianchanfuqipeixuan，“nihaihaoba，wobangnichuliyixiashangkou。”
peixuanjingjingguanchazheshenqiuqiudejudong，jinsuozhumeixin，wangxiangshenqiuqiudemuguangchongmanjiebeihezhiyi。
budui，zheiheqianshibuyiyang。
shangbeizizijijiushitaohuangdeshihoubeishenqiuqiuheqiongshushengenjiangchoubao，tuixialemache，pinjinlebantiaoxingmingcaishachuzhongwei。
zhengyinruci，dedaolezhujundeshangshi，zhaorujundui。
kejiusuantazuihoujiangongliye，chengledajiangjunjiaguanjinjueneiyouzenmeyang？
tadeniangqinhexiaozhizidouzaizhanluanzhizhongsangming，shiguwucun。
tazijiyeluoxialetuiji，yibeizibeirenquxiaoshipojiaojiangjun。
peixuandeyanmouanlean，wojinquantou，tahenbudexianzaijiushaleshenqiuqiubaochouxuehen。
ke，shenqiuqiuzenmexiangbianlegeren？
bujinmeibazijituixiamache，haibataxinxinniannianpinsidouyaojiuhuilaideqinglangchuaixiamache。
nandaotahezijiyiyangzhongshengle？peixuandemuguangbingleng，jinjindingzheshenqiuqiudeyijuyidong。
buxing，bunengdiaoyiqingxin，ruguoshenqiuqiuzhendeshihezijiyiyangzhongshenghuilaile。
talianxinaideqinglangdounengchuaixiamache，zijizhishibeishenqiuqiuyanqidefuxu，tagengbuhuiguxizijidexingming。
pashixinlizuolerangtamendousi，huantayirenhuomingdezhuyi。
peixuanchenzheshenqiuqiuguolaifuziji，yibaqiashangletadehoulong。
peixuanlengxiaoyisheng：“niyezhongshengle？”
jiusuanshizhongshengleyouzenyang，tahuirangshenqiuqiusigemingbai。