第3章
“老三！你放肆！”
caoyuelinmianseyinhan，meiyanrongyanshangyoubushangleyicengbingshuang！
gangcaicaozedeneifanfenxi，daoshirangcaoyuelinyinyinyouxiechudong。
zuiqima，zheigebiaomianshanghuangyinwudaodesanhuangzi，nenggoutingchudahuangzihualidexianjing，zheijiuzhengmingtaduoshaoyouxiexinji！
kedangzhongdashawangfushiwei，zijijiusuanyouxinxiangyaobaoxiata，kongpadouwujiyushi！
果不其然！
jiujiandahuangzimengrannuchidao:
“caoze！ni**woqi，youshawoshiwei，jianzhimuwufaji！muwugangchang！nizheiyangderenzuohuangzi，jianzhijiushiwodahanzhichi！”
suijiguizaicaoyuelinmianqian，tongchexinfeidikuhandao:
“qiuzaifutiwoshenyuan！”
大皇子，图穷匕见！
caoyuelinmeitoujinsuo，qiaolianningjie，tazaixiangbaocaozeyijingyouxinwuli，suijikanxiangcaozeshuodao:
“laosan！nigaidanghezui？”
caozemianbugaisedishuodao:
“huizaifu！wowuzui！”
zhongrenwenyanyoushiyizhenxuanhua。
无罪？
他怎么说得出口的？
脸都不要了吗？
“dianwuhuangsao，dangzhongsharen，haiganshuozijiwuzui？”
dahuangzizhanqishen，lenghengdao:
“niyaoshiwuzui，neitianlaolidefanrendoukeyiwuzuishifangle！”
caoyuelinlengyankanzhecaoze，chenshengshuodao:
“nidianwuhuangsao，zheishinirenburen？”
“不认！”
曹择沉声说道:
“shuowodianwuhuangsao，zhengjuni？meiyouzhengjuruhenenggoutingxinmouxierenxinkoucihuang？”
dahuangziwenyandunshinuchidao:
“nihaiganjiaobian？wodexiaren......”
shuozhe，takanleyiyandishangneigeyijingliangtouledetaijian，dunshixintouyizhen。
完了！
人证死了！
tadashazheigetaijianbingbushiweilaixienu！
“renzhengyijingbeinishale！”
caozewudongyuzhong，chixiaozhetiletineitaijianshuodao:
“你说他？”
“zheigeazazhibei，juranganwuxianbenhuangzi，haikouchukuangyan，yangyanzhenggedahantianxiadoushidahuangzide，tashuorangsheisisheijiudesi！zheizhongdanibudaodehuayeshuodechukou，qibushijiwohuangxionglianshangmohei？”
“woshatanandaobuyinggaima？”
zhongrenwenyandunshixintouyichen。
他真这么说了？
才怪！
keshirenyijingsile，siwuduizheng，nizenmegaota？
dahuangzidunshiyouxiejile，huangmangzhizheneishiweishuodao:
“neitani？nipingshenmeshata？”
caozesonglesongjian，chenshengshuodao:
“nimengangcaimeitingdaoma？”
“tadongshouqianshuoleshenme？tashuo，zhitingdahuangziyigerendemingling，qitarensheidoubuting！”
“yanwaizhiyishishenme？”
“fuhuangdehuatayebuting？shengzhitayebuting？ruguoyoutianfuhuangyaochuzhihuangxiongni，taqibushiyaodaibingdashanghuanggong？”
“huangxiong，zheifenmingshizaishuonihuanyangsijun，butinghuangminga！”
dahuangziwenyandunshiliansezhoubian，jinghuangdao:
“feibang！tafeibangwo！feibangwoata！”
曹悦霖面色阴寒。
tazenmeyemeixiangdao，zheigecaoze，juranruciqiaoyanshanbian！
nanbucheng，zijizhiqiandepanduanyouwu？
ruoshizhenderangtadangletaizi，neizijidedashihuibuhuishoudaoyingxiang？
zheiyiguozhijundeweizhi，zijihaiyoujihuizuoshangma？
jiuliancaozeyemeiyouxiangdao，yanqianzheigemeiyanwushuangdebiaogu，xinlizhenzhengxiangde，shilalongyigefeiwuhuangzizuoshanghuangwei，erzijichenjidulandaquan，chengweidahanlishishangweiyideyiweinvhuangdi！
caoyuelinlenghengyishengshuodao:
“jiranruci，yejiushishuo，dianwuhuangsaodeshi，nibudasuanrenle？”
曹择躬身说道:
“自然不认！”
曹悦霖冷笑道:
“zhaowanni？rangtachulai！”
dahuangziwenyandunshixintouyixi！
haizhenshibeilaosanjiraoyunle！
neitaijiansijiusile，zhengrenyoubuzhiyoutayige？haiyouzhaowan！
buyihuier，jiujianzhaowanchuandaizhengqi，buchufangmen，bigongbijingdiguizaicaoyuelinmianqian，chenshengshuodao:
“zhaowankoujianhuanggumu！”
caoyuelindianlediantou，chenshengwendao:
“zhaowan，laosan，tashifoudianwuleni？”
zhongrenwenyan，dunshipingqiningshen，xiwangcongzhaowandezuilitingdaotamenxiangyaodeshiqing。
ercaozecishiyeduoshaoyouxietante。
jinguantayijingzirenweizhangkonglejushi，quebuzhizheinvrenhuibuhuilinzhenfanshui！
dahuangziqueshimianseyixi，zhaowanshizijideren。
曹择死定了！
“waner，dadanshuoshihua，weifuweinizhuchigongdao！”
jiujianzhaowankanlecaozeyiyan，youkanledahuangziyiyan，chouchupianke，taitoushuodao：
“没有！”
没有？
众人顿时大惊。
大皇子慌忙说道:
“nishuoshenme？nihaohaoshuo！zhongxinshuo！”
曹悦霖也开口说道:
“zhaowannibiepa，youshenmeshijiushuo，wobaonipinganwushi，shibushilaosanweixieni？”
quejianzhaowanrengjiuyaotoudao:
“meiyou，sanhuangzimeiyouweixiewo，taqueshibucengyuwoyourenhefeifenzhiju！”
dahuangzichedihuangleshen，nuchidao:
“nizhei**haizaijiaobian！nishuonimeiyou，neinimenzaifanglineimejiuganshenme？biegenwoshuoshizaichangtanrenshenglixiang，pinjianshicigefu？”
zhaowanwenyan，turangongshenguizaidishang，chenshengshuodao:
“haishirangsanhuangziqinzishuoba，nujia......youzui！”
“？？？”大皇子。
caoyuelinwenyan，emeiweiweiyicu，dangjikanxiangcaoze，chenshengshuodao:
“到底怎么回事？”
caozeweiweiyixiao，chenshengshuodao:
“huihuanggumu，zhaowanbujinjinshihuangxiongdefeizi，qishitahaiyoulingwaiyigeshenfen！”
“neijiushixiongnudexizuo！”
什么！
众人惊了！
这是什么展开？
bushilaizhuajiandema？zenmebianchengzhuajianxile？
大皇子惊了！
youtamazheizhongshi？wozenmebuzhidao？
zhaowanbushiwomailaizhuanmenxianhailaosandema？
shenmeshihouchenglexiongnuxizuo？
曹择接着说道:
“wozaojiukanchuzhaowanduidahantumoubugui，suoyicailaihuangxiongfushangzhuoren，jingguowodeyifanshenruqianchudequandao，zhaowanxianzaiyijingxixingemian，tonggaiqianfei。”
“tahaizhunbeibaxiongnuzaiwodahandeqitaanziquanbujiaodaichulai，wozhengzhunbeidaitahuifuzixipanchani！”
“buxin，nimenwenta！”
zhaowanrengjiugongshen，touyebutaidishuodao:
“bucuo，sanhuangzizhaixinrenhou，dayingwodengdaojiuchusuoyouanzi，jiujiwangbujiu！”
caoyuelintingzhezheigenbenhaowuluojideshuoci，ziransihaobuxin！
kelianzhaowanzijidouzheimeshuole，haiyousheinengzhitadezui？
caoyuelinlengyansaoguojiren，chenshengshuodao:
“jiranruci，neicishijiucibaxiu。”
“lairen，bazhaowandaidaosanhuangzidedonggong，rihourangtahaohaopancha！”
“laosan，suiwojingongyitang，nifuhuangyoushizhaoni！”
曹择连忙说道:
“biaogumumanxiezou，woshaohoubianqu。”
“cishidanwubude，wozaimenkoudengni。”
shuowan，caoyuelinzhuanshenliqu。
大皇子都快气疯了！
我老婆！
被他睡了！
xianzaihaichenglexiongnuanzi，yaodaidaotagonglirihouhaoshengpancha！
doutamajuele，haiyoushenmexinqingpancha？
我特么上哪说理去？
caozejiantazhejitiaojiaodeyangzi，dunshixintoudaxi，xiaohehedishuodao:
“huangxiong，neizhaowanhaishigechuer，bidingshilidaitaojiang！”
“huangdiwoyishenfanxian，tiniyitanjiujing，jiuchulexiongnudetanzi，youjinifushangsaochulelianggeyitumoufandeyinhuan，nizhunbeizenmebaodawo？”
报答？
我踏马想暴打你！
dahuangziyaguanjinyao，chenshengshuodao:
“nixiangrangwozenmebaoda？”
曹择笑道:
“jigeyibaijishiwanliangyinzihuahuaahuangxiong！”