“dawang，ninjuedezenmeyang？”
xujiuzhihou，liudengzhongyuqingxingle。
yuanbenmeishenmemaobing，danshi，beizheigeyongyishanglaizhaleshijizhen，yongdezheikebushihoushideniumaoyinzhen，zheishizhenzhengdejinzhen。
hehoushitaitaimenzhimaoyiyongdemaoyizhenchabuduo，zheishijizhenxiaqu，nengyouhaocaiguai，liudengdunshijiuyunleguoqu。
“wohaonidayea！zheinengyouhaoma？”
gangzhengkaiyanjing，jiukandaolezhangtudeneizhanglaolian，tingdaozhangtuzheimeshuo，likejiubaolecukou。
“taiyi，kanlaizheijinzhenhaiweijinquangong，nijixuba！”
zhangtuyebushengqi，daxiuyihuidiuxiayijuhua，ranhouhuiquyipanghechaqule。
“啊——”
"zheibaihuixuedaodizainalaizhe？zhengzhongjianhaishipianzuoyidian，haoxiangshipianyou，yaoburansuanle，laishangsanzhen，kendingmeimaobingle！"
keliandeliudengzaiciyunleguoqu，linyundaozhiqian，liudengtingdaoneiweitaiyihaizaididigugu。
你大爷啊！
XX你老X！
buguanliudengzenmexiang，danshi，zheiyicitayundeshijianyoudianzhang。
“dawang？ninjuedezenmeyangle？”
zaicizhengkaiyanjingdeshihou，liudenggangxiangjixumaniang，keshilikeganjuedaoyisidebudui，shenzhi，zaizhangtuneihunzhuodeyanjingli，juranhaitaniangyouxieqipan。
“wo、guarenhaoduole，taifububiguahuai......”
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“wangtaiyiguoranshiyishugaochao，haiqingdawangzhongzhongdeshangci！”
虾米？
jiuzheigelao**，chadianmeibawozhetengsi，wohaiyaozhongzhongdeshangta？zuomeng！
“咳——”
张屠干咳了一声。
“赏，重赏！”
liudengchadianmeibeiqisi，danshikanzheyipangmiansebushandezhangtu，tayezhinengrenle。
“多谢大王！”
wangtaiyireleiyingkuang，niangde，laozizhongyuzhihaoyigebingrenle！
“neidawanghaohaoxiuxiba，guozhongdeshiqingyoulaochenzanshidaiweichuzhi，dawangjinkefangxinhaole，haiqingninjinkuaiyanghaoshenti，huangdipailaideshizhekekuaiyaodaole！”
zhangtuzhongyugaotuile，liudengzhangzhangdesongleyikouqi，zaiyebuganshuozijibushidawangle，zaibeizheilaotouzhenjiuliangci，guizhidao，zijihuibuhuiluoxiashenmekouyanwaixiedemaobing。
zhangtuzoule，xujiuzhihou，liudenghaishibuganxiangxin，zijizhendeshichuanyuele？keshi，kanzhemianqianguseguxiangdejianzhu，tayezhinengbeipoxiangxinle……
不行！
zheidifangtaiweixianle，suiranshitamenzijigaocuole，danshi，wanyizhengzhuhuilai，sheizhidaotamenhuibuhuibazijijiwumafenshile，fengjianshehuimeirenquana！
woyaohuiqu，woyidingyaohuiqu！
zhangxiaofeineigeshayatou，haizaijiadengzhewoni！
keshiwentilaile，yaozenmehuiquni？
对了！
那个湖！
zijijiushicongnachulaide，yidingnengcongneilihuiqu！
“来人！”
jirantamendoushuozijishidawang，neijiuhaobanle！
“dawang，zheichizinaishihuanghoudangniandexinaizhiwu，ninbunengbaa！”
huanleyishenguaimoguaiyangdeyifuzhihou，liudengdaizheyibangzigongjiangkaishimanghuoleqilai。
“gundan！jiwowa，jiusuanbazheigedifangjiwowadisanchi，yeyaojiwozhaodaozheigedongxi！”
liudengshouzhongjuzheyifuhua，huamianshangshiyigeyangshiguaiyidedongxi，kanqilaisihushigezhangfangxing，danshi，xiamianhaiyoulianggelunzi，shangmiansihuhaiyouyigelashou。
“诺！”
yibanggongjiangmensuiranbuzhidaozheishishenmedongxi，danshi，dawangjiranshuowale，neijiuwaba！
shubaigegongjiang，kaishimaozuleliqi，wahuxieshui，xunzhaodawangxuyaodebaowu。
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“woyidingyaohuiqu，woyidingyaohuiqu！zhiyaonengzhaodaoneidongxi，jiunengzhaodaohuijiadelu！”
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“dawang，daodizenmele？”
“sheizhidaoni？taifudarengangzou，dawangyoukaishizhetengle！”
“dawangdaodizaizhaoshenmea？neihuadedongxihaoqiguaia，zheidaodishishenmeni？”
“buzhidaoa，gonglidelaorenshuo，zanmendawangkenengshiyudaolongwangle，yongleshenshangdebaowu，genlongwanghuanlehaodongxihuilai！”
“zheihuadaoyeyoudiandaolia，nimeikandawangyaoshangdeneikuaiwulongpeidoumeile，neikeshihuangdibixiashangjizanmendawangdebaowu。”
liudengdeshenhou，jigexiaosiqingshengdeliaozhetian。
“wozenmejuedebuduini？yaoburan，womenhaishikuaiqubingbaotaifudarenba，bieshidawangdebingyoufanle？”
yigejilingdeshiwei，xiaoshengdeduitongbanshuodao。
“此话有理！”
kankanneigebuduanshanzhezijierguangdeliudeng，lianggeshiweiganmangliulechuqu......
“dawang，ninzheishizaizuoshenme？”
tingdaoshiweihuibingzhihou，zhangtuyoujijimangmangdeganleguolai。
“e......guarenjiushixiangqilai，haiyoudiandongxidiaoluozailehuli，rangtamenjiwozhaozhao，taifudarenhaishikuaiqumangba，buyongzaizheilipeiwole！”
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“dawang，nindabingchuyu，haishixianhuiquxiuxiba，laochenzaizheilitinindingzhe！”
zhangturuoyousuosideshuodao。
“e，zheige……jiubumafantaifuleba？”
刘登有点心虚。
“weichenzhe，bujiushiyaoweijunshangfenyouma？dawangzheishinalihua？”
“keshi……neijiuyoulaotaifule！”
liudengwunai，zhinengyibusanhuitoudehuilewuzi。
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yizhidaotianheideshihou，zhangtuzheicailaijianliudeng。
“shenme？xiaohui？wo......”
liudenggangxiangmaren，likekandaolaojiahuoyanjinglineiqipanzhise，likejiubadaolezuibiandehuashoulehuiqu。
zhangtudeyanjinglimingxiandeluchuleyisideshiwangzhise，henxianran，duiyuliudengxueguaile，tagandaoyoudiankexia......
“neikeshijiazhilianchengdebaowu，jiwo、guarennalaikankankeyousunhuai！”
liudengyaoleyaoya，laowangbadan，niyinwo！
你给我等着！
kanyangzi，zijiyinggaijiushicongzheilichulaimeicuole，zhishidaodizenmehuiqu，kanlaihaishideyanjiuyixia。
“dawang，ninkankeshizheidongxi？”
zhangtuyihuishou，lianggeshibingtaizheyigejinsitanmudetuopan，jiangneigeliudenghuasanshikuaimailaidetuolanjitaileshanglai。
“我......”
kanzheneijinsinanmudetuopan，liudengdunshiyanjingdouzhile，koushuidouyaoliuchulaile，zheinahaigudeshangneixiegangmaidecaile，zheitaniangdezhiduoshaoqiana！
duile，zijimaosishidawanga！
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daoshihouhaidanxinshenmefangzu？
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suiranyesuanshijingjishiyongnan，danshi，zheiyangdeqiong**sikendingshimeirenguanggu，dangranle，chulezhangxiaofeineigeshayatou......
xiangdaozhangxiaofei，liudengdunshiqingxingle，bieyyle，haishixiannongdianshihuideba，hanchaoshenmezuizhiqianni？
dangranshiguwanyuqile，xiaoyebunengbailaiyicia！
“lairen，bazheixiedongxijiguarenfangdaoguarendeqingongqu，shunbiantiaozhiqiandeyuqijibenwangzhuangmansonghuilai！”
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“zheige......”
taijianyouxieweinan，mianyounansebuzhidaozenmeshuo。
“这个什么？”
刘登装着胆子问道。
“dawang，ninwangle，quniandaiguonaozaihuang，ninzhaixinrenhou，bianmailesuoyoudeguwanyuqizhenjizaimin，huanghougannianninrenxiaoaimin，suoyiqincileninyujiushitan，huangdibixiahaishangleninhuangjinwanliang，bingqie，qinciyikuaiwulongpeiyizhangqigong！”
kanzheliudengneimudengkoudaideyangzi，zhangtuyouxiexingzailehuodeshuodao。
“guarenwangle，zheijixingbutaihao，neisuanle，niqujibenwangzhunbeidianhuangjinyexing，jiwozhuangmanzheilanzijiuxingle！”
liudengmantoudeheixian，zheixxchadianchuanbang，zheixiaozimeikanchulai，haisuanshigehaowangyea！
“zheige......”
taijianhaishiyiliandeweinan，liudengdunshiyouzhongbuhaodeyugan。
“dawang，ninyouwangle，neihuangjinyebeininzhenzailea！gangcaitingshuo，ninzhuimazhiqianjiushilaikankan，zheibieyuanhaiyoushenmekeyimaide......”
zhangtushuozheshuozhe，laoliansehuranyihong，liudengdunshiganjue，zheitaniangyoudianbutaiduia！
zheixiaozibuhuixianzaijiushigekongjiaziba！
duile，bushishuoyoushenmewulongpeima？zheidongxiyitingjiushizhiqianhuoa！
“neiqubaguarendewulongpeinalai！”
liudengbielebantian，zhongyuzhuangzhedanzishuodao。
“dawang，neiwulongpeibushibeininnongdiuzaizheihulilema？”
zhangtuhaoxindetixingxialiudeng......
你妹啊！
liudengxinliyaomaniangle，zheitaniangzuodeshenmedawang，hezhejiushenggekongqiaozile......
“taifudarenxingkule，haishixianhuiquxiuxiba，guarenmingrijiuzhaojiantaifudaren！”
kanzhezhangtuneizhanglaolian，liudengxinlishuobuchudenanshou，zenmezongjuede，zheigelaodongxiduizijihenshiyoudianjuxinbuliangni？
“dawang，zanmendaiguoliannianzaoshouxiongnuqinxi，zheijinianlaiyoushitianzaibuduan，jinniankongpayouhuiqianshou，zheibaiguandefenglukeshibunengzaituolea......”
我X
liudengdunshimingbaile，nanguaiyishuodaoqianzheilaodongxijiuzheimegefanying，hejizijixianzaibudanshigekongjiazi，haishigefuzichana......
娘的！
shazicailiuzaizheilijinimenca**ni，laozihaishikuailiuba！
“taifufangxin，benwangxinliyoushule！”
“老臣告辞！”
laowangbazhongyuzoule，liudengzheigeyumena，nandaozijiyaokongshouerhui？
zhuantouyikan，neimianhongqidamenshang，lianggejinguangshanshandemenhuan，zaihuobadezhaoyaoxia，kanqilaihenshizhayana！
zuzuyouxiaohaigebocuxi，shangmianhaiyoujingmeidehuawen，zheidezhiduoshaoqiana！
“lairen，jiwobaneimenhuanjiwoxiexialai！”
liudengbuguneixierendeyiyangyanshen，dashouyihui，jiuzuozaipangbiandengzhe。
shijianbuda，jigemianseguguaidegongjiangganmangbaneimenhuan，jiliudengdileguolai。
“dawang，neishitongde，liujineryi，zhibulejigeqian......”
yankanzheliudengzhunbeiyongyayao，yipangdetaijianganmangxiaoshengdeshuodao。
“niangde，tongdejiutongdeba，baneixianglujilaoziyedaishang，daiwoqunimenzhaodaobaowudedifangkankan！”
liudengxinliyoudianyumen，danshixiangxiangneigeshayatouhaizaidengzheziji，zheihaishidekuaidianhuiqua！
“dawang，daole，jiuzaizheili，zheidongxijiuzaizheishishandedingshangfaxiande！”
kanzhehuzhongjianmaochudeneizuojudadeshishan，liudengchedishayanle.......
我的隧道呢？
zheitaniangzenmehuiyouyizuoshishan！
“jiwowakai，jiwowakai！”
liudengxiesidilidehanjiaozhe，gongjiangmenwunai，zhinengnazhekaishandegongjushangqianwajue。
keshi，zheishishandeyingduhedaxiaochaohuxiangxiang，shushigegongjiangzhetenglebantian，juranyikuaishitoudoumeinengnongxialai，zhengzuohudijurandoushitongyangdeshitou......
完了，
zaiyehuibuqule......
liudengyanqianyihei，zaiciyunleguoqu......