第1章
“xuanhuangli9999nian，dong，tianqiyin…”
“zheishiwoguzhangfengchuanyuedaotianyanchengdedisannian，shenweigujiashaozhu，kaijujiushitiancaibianfeiwu，dan…”
“sannianle，shenbiandejiezhi、yuqi、shuhuadengwujian，doudixuele，quandoumeiyoufanying…”
“xinzhongmonianle9999bianxitongbaba，yemeiyoudedaohuiying…”
“zaizheiyiwuweizundeshijie…”
guzhangfengdunbipianke，tanleyikouqi，ranhouxiedao，
“weiyizhidexinweideshi，《wohenvxiadegushi》zaishijinglihuobao，meiyuecuitideqianguanbaoguangou…”
guzhangfengqishen，tiaowangyuanfang。
shixianjintou，youyizuoxuanfuzaibankongdepangdashanmailunkuo。
neibianshitianxuanguosuoyouwuzhexinmuzhongdewudaoshengdi。
天玄武院！
tingshuoneiliderendounengfeitiandundi，yongyoufentianzhuhaibandeliliang。
吱呀！
fangmenbeituikai，bansuizhechenwenyoulidebufa，lairenwendao：“ni…xianghaoleme？”
guzhangfengmeiyouhuitou，shouzhangenzaibijiweiganderijishang，ranhoushouzhanghuanhuanniejin，“fangqime？”
“cuitisannian，yiranwufaningjuzhenyuan，tianxuanwuyuan…”
gucangpailepaiguzhangfengdejianbang，“suiranbunengxiuwu，danwoeryouwenshengzhizi，neigenvxia…”
guzhangfengniutoukanxiangsulaibugouyanxiaodefuqin。
“咳…”
gucangqingkeyisheng，yibenzhengjingdedao，“fenger，nishizhidaoweifude，nideaihaojiushiweifudezhuiqiu，weifushiquanlizhichi…”
“fuqin，tingshuogutiangeyishitianxuanwuyuanshouxidadizile？”guzhangfengwen。
gutiange，gujiapangxizidi。
gujianengchengweitianyanchengdiyijiazu，jieyingutiangebuduanpanshengdexiuweihediwei。
gucanglianshangshanguoyimobuziran，ranhoulijiyanshixiaqu，guzuoqingsongdedao，
“fenger，qishizuorenni，kaixinzuizhongyao，wudaoyebushirenshengdequanbu，nikannidexiezuoshiyejiuzhengzhengrishang…”
“qishiwozuijinzhunbeiwanjiele…”
“buyaoa…azheiyangyetinghaode，xiezuoyeshiyijiantingxinkudeshiqing，wanjielechuqulvyoufangsongyetinghao，fanzhengzanmenbuchaqian。”
“wozhunbeiqutianxuanwuyuan…”
“qutianxuanwuyuanlvyoutingbu…ngfenger，nishuoqunali？tianxuanwuyuan？niqutianxuanwuyuanzuoshenme？”
顾苍有些紧张起来。
“tingshuotianxuanwuyuansannianyiduderumenkaohejiuyaokaishile…”
“fenger，tianxuanwuyuanderumenkaohe，zuididouyaolingwujing，yaobu…zanmenhaishibiequleba？”
“meishier，wojiushichuaidianqian，quzhaogezhanglaogoutonggoutong，kannengbunenglaidianrenqingshiguderumenkaohe…”
“a…hao，weifuxianzaijiuqujinichouqian！”
gucanglikaihou，guzhangfengjiang《wohenvxiadegushi》dejieweizhangjiexiehao，ranhoulalelaantaiqiandehongxian。
叮铃铃！
**响起。
yigeqingyishaoniankuaibuzoulejinlai，gongshendao，“shaozhu，qingwenninyoushenmefenfu？”
“xiaobei，zheishi《wohenvxiadegushi》dezuihouzhangjie，tiwozhuanjishufangdejialaoban，binggaosuta，womendehezuojieshule，wofengbile。”
shuozhe，guzhangfengjiangzhenglihaodeshougaodixianggubei。
但！
yixiangduitaweimingshicongdegubei，quemeiyoushenshoujie，ershitingzhileyaogan。
“shaozhu，nibuyinggaiwanjiezheibenshu，yinggaijixuxie。”gubeidao。
guzhangfengwenyandunshimeitouyizhou。
quetinggubeijixushuodao，“tingwenshaozhuyouyiqianwangtianxuanwuyuan，zheishiyigeshifenbumingzhidejueding。”
“wogujiayijingyouleyigetianjiaogutiange，suoweiyishanburongerhu，shaozhujiuzuihaobuyaozaiyouqitafeifenzhixiang，”
“ananxinxinzaitianyancheng，jiuzheiyangjixuzuoyigexieshou，zhuanzhuanqian，dajiadouanxin，wogujiayehexie，keweishijiedahuanxi。”
guzhangfengbuyouxiaole，dingzhegubeideyanjingwendao，“suoyi，sannianqianwodexiuweimomingqimiaoxiaoshi，tineizaiyeningjubuchuzhenyuan，qishishinimendeshoubi？”
“shaozhu，shizhijinri，niyouhebihaiguanxinzheige，nijiuhaohaoxienidegushi......”
“我写你妈啊…”
guzhangfengnuyibofa，yizhangpaixianggubei！
“guzhangfeng，nirujinzhishixiaoxiaodeliantijing，yeganyuwodongshou？”
gubeitineizhenyuangudang，zhenggeyoushoudunshibiandechihong，bingsanfachuyiguzhiredeqixi！
zheijiushiwuzhetineiyongyoudeliliang，zhenyuan！
wudaoyoujiujing：liantijing，yuanwujing，zhenwujing，lingwujing，xuanwujing，diwujing，tianwujing，kongmingjing，wanfajing。
meigejingjiefenchuqi，zhongqi，houqi、yuanman、dianfeng。
gubeidachuqishibangbodeyiquan。
砰！
gubeizhijiedaofeichuqu，zhuangzaishizhushang，quanshenxiangshisanjialeyibantong，tadengzheguzhangfeng，“ni…nizenmekeneng？”
“sannianlianti，niququyuanwujingzhongqi，zaiwoyanzhongyufeiwuheyi？”
guzhangfengdabuerchu，yijiaocaizaigubeidexiongtangshang，“shuo，woxiuweiquanfeidaodishizenmehuishi？”
“gu…guzhangfeng，nijiusuanzhidaolezhenxiangyemeiyouyiyi，”
“zheishicongyuwainonglaideyizhongjinyao，wusewuweiyewujie，zhongduzhezhongshenbunengzainingjuchuzhenyuan，nidewudaozhiluyiduan…”
“断你妈！”
guzhangfengjiaozhangmengranfali，caisilegubei，ranhoutaitouwangzhetianxuanwuyuanfangxiang，
“yuanlaishiyourenbuxiangwoguzhangfengqutianxuanwuyuan，jiranruci，neiwoguzhangfengjiugengyaoqu！”
laidaoshufang，shufanglaobanjiapangziqinzijiedaileguzhangfeng。
顾长风将终稿拿出。
tingwenguzhangfengshoulinadedezhonggao，jiapangziliandaolesangekexi。
jiapangzihenqingchu《wohenvxiadegushi》zaishijinglideyingxiangli，dangjichushiwanjinbigoumaizhonggao。
guzhangfengmeiyouyaoqian，rangjiapangzibazheishiwanjinbihuanchengyiduolinghuo。
zhiqianhegubeizhandoushi，neichongjintatineidezhenyuanzhihuoguiyidexiaoshile，meiyouduitazaochengyisishanghai。
buzhishiliantiliandetaimengle，haishitaguzhangfengzhongyuyaojuexingshenmenitiandejinshouzhile。
suoyitaxiangzainongduolinghuolaishishikan。
“gushaoyaozhongxiuwudaole？”jiapangzijingya。
一时间。
guzhangfengfengbi，yaozhongxiuwudaodexiaoxidunshichuankai。
wushu《wohenvxiadegushi》defensifennule。
shenzhiyoukuangredefensi，laidaogufuwaiduguzhangfeng，rangtazhongxie！
顾长风置若罔闻。
这时，顾苍来了。