第1章 结婚?结你大爷!捉奸!

“gongzhushezhengwangfujinritiandingjinkou,shizixijieliangyuan。”

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linfudahun,sifangbinkejieshimingliuxiangui,gaoguanzhongchen。

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jinridezhujiaojiushilinjiashizi,linzhen。

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也就是今天。

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baibaibianyilegubeichenneigewangbadan!

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xiangdaozijihaishengxiasangeyuedeshouming,linzhenjiutoutengbuyi。

结婚?结你大爷。

哪还有心情结婚啊?

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piankehou,lvqingsiludelinzhentaitoukanlekantianse。

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“he,jiranruci,nikejiubieguaiwole。”

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huranxiangxiangyoujuedebutuo。

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zhiyulianmian......zaozaizhunbeidangguandeshihou,zheiwanyijiubaxiasaikudanglile。

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“laiayemenzhengliangzhong!”

“wukuishoua,liuliuliua!”

“喝酒喝酒!”

linzhenguimeiyixiao,tiaolezhuozuihundandezouguoqu,gaoshenghandao:“xiongdimen!”

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“meiwenti,yigelaobaozibuzaihuaxia!”linzhendashouyihuidayingdehentongkuai,suihoudishengshuodao:“buguo,wojintiankeshiyougegenghaowandeshiqing,xiongdimenyaobuyaoshishia?”

“dageshuohaowan,neikendingshizuihaowande!”

“大哥快说。”

“jiejiejiejie。”linzhenxiaodexianggemaotouying,jinaizhetadejimingwankudoujuedebuhanerli:“wodainimenqunaodongfang!”

“a?nayouxinlangguandaitounaodongfangde?zheibuhelishuba?”

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zhongrenfangxiajinzun,qishenwanghouyuanzou。

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pangziwendao:“dage,zenmele?”

“pangzi,niliuxia,yizhuxiangdeshijianhoudaisuoyoukerenqudongfang,jiushuowohenisaozijitamenzhunbeileyifendadadejingxi!”

“delei!neiwozheijiuqugaosulinyeye。”

“ng,lingwaipairenwenwen,bixiadaonale。”

“是。”

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wolaile,nigubeichendezhujiaoguanghuanyejiuzoudaotoule。

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ranhouzaizheigeshidaichengwangchengba,zuotianxiazhizhu!