第3章 戏精附体,蔫坏蔫坏的

洞房外。

zuoweidaqiandiyizhanshen,qiqichangjuefeiyibanrennenggoubini。

linzhenxiandaitouzouzaiqianmian,houmiangenzheyizhongchaozhongdalao。

guyuntingyaotoutandao:“xianzaizheinianqingrenzhenshiyidaiburuyidai,liannaodongfangdoubuhui!”

“jiushi,lenglengqingqingmeiyouyidianrenaodeyangzi。”

“zheiwanyihaiyaolaofuqinzijiaonimen?”

“让开!”

linzhenxianduiguyuntingtamendexingweibingmeiyouduoxiang,daizhedandanxiaoyi,maizhesifangbuzoujinfangjian。

wuneirenqunzidongfenkaiyitiaolu,ludejintouzhengshijuzhejiuhupokoudamadelinzhen。

“gubeichen,ninaminglai!”

linzhenxianjianzhuanglikeshoulongbiaoqing,buxidishuodao:“zhushou!ganshenmeni!”

“dahunzhiri,budehunao!”

linzhenhuitou,xinshuowodeqinyeye,nikesuanlaile!

nizaibulai,wozhenyaobagubeichendenaodaikaipiaole!

linzhenxianzouguolai,haimeifawen,jiukandaoyigefeichangtuwuderenzhengzhanzaichuangtaqianmian,ertashenhouhaiduozheyigechuanzhedahongjiayidenvzi!

“e?kanlaiguxianzhiyulaofudesunxifu...guanxibucuoa~”linzhenxianyinyangguaiqi,sixiaofeixiaodeyangzirangguyuntingbuhanerli。

benshilaikanlinjiaxiaohuade,sheizhidaozijierzihuizaidongfanglia?

guyuntingnaonudizhanchulaiwendao:“beichen?nizenmehuizaizhei?”

“爹...”

“这是怎么回事?”

linzhentongxinjishoudifangxiajiuhu,yanjingliquandoushixi:“zufu!gubeichenchenwomenhejiu,toutouchuangjindongfangwuruwoniangzi!”

taguyimeishuoliushuyao,qimudejiushiyaotazijitiaochulai。

zheiyangjikeyibaoliuzijibeimengpiandexingxiang,buzaorenhuaiyi,youkeyirangzhongrenduizheiduigounannvgengjiayane。

“gubeichen,nihaodadedanzi!”guoran,linzhenxiandanu,yishuangyanjingfangfoyaopenchuhuolai。

tashenhoudesangong、shangshu、shilangdengdengdalaoyeshimanliannurong。

bijingzheiyangdeshiqingduisheijialaishuodoushibunengrongrendedaji!

“guxiang,ninkezhenshishenglegehaoerzia!”

“qiantianhaidangchaoshuolaofudeerzihundan。he,laofudeerzizaihundanyebujiyutarenzhiqi!”

“genghekuanghaishizaixinhunzhiye!”

“nishizaidawangyedelianma?”

linzhenxianzhuantouduiguyuntingshuodao:“yunting,nishibushiyinggaijilaofuyigejieshia?”

guyuntingzhiganjuezijidelianhuolaladetang,manliannurongdikanxiangzijierzi。

“chusheng!haibugunguolai!”

gubeichenyelveyouxinxu,zouguolaideshihoutuiduzidazhan。

“爹...”

“nizenkezuochurucixialiuzhishi?wangriwojiaonideliyilianchinidouwanglema?”

“fuqindejiaohui,beichenwanbuganwang。danshi...”

“但是什么?”

gubeichenfuzadikanlekanliushuyao,huiguotoushuodao:“woshibeipianlaide,wuyizhongchuangrulinxiongdongfang。wozhengyaohetamenjieshi,nimenjiujinlaile。”

“zheilishilinfu,sheihuipianni?nandaoshishizima?”

guyuntingxiezheyanjingpiaolepiaolinzhen,neiyisijiushiganjinwangtashenshangpodianzangshui,wanhuixieyanmian。

gubeichenlikexinlingshenhui:“dui!jiushilinxiong,tapairenbawoyindaohouyuan,ranhouzaidairenguolai!zheiyiqiedoushitaanpaide!”

linzhengangyaofanbo,jiukanzijishenbianjichulaigesipangzi。

“fangpi!wodageyiwanshangdouzaicanjiayanhui,tazenmepianni?”

wenyan,qitajimingyulinzhenjiaohaodewankuyexiangjihandao。

“jiushi,lindagemeiliyoushejinia。”

“erqiewomenjinlaideshihou,kandaonihesaofurenlouzaiyiqi!”

“nimenjiushiyiduijianfuyinfu!youshenmebuchengrende?”

gubeichenbeibochideyakouwuyan,zhengzuosiyouxiangdeshihou,liushuyaobupasidipaochulai,putongyishengjilinzhenxianguilexiaqu。

“zufuxinu,zheijianshiqingshiwomenziyuande!”

“qingzufuhegubofuraoguobeichen,sunxiganyuanshoufa。”

guyunting、gubeichen,yijiliuhanyangjihuyikoutongshengdihandao:“zhukou!”

lengyanguanwangdelinzhenxingfendexianxiepaishou!

神助攻啊!

zaozhidaoliushuyaohuitiaochulaibanggubeichenshuohua,danwanwanxiangbudaotazhijiebudazizhaole!

zheiyangyilai,liangrengouqiezhishijiushibanshangdingdingde,sheiyefanbobule。

kuangqiezaijianchijifenzhongnvdijiuyaolaile,zheixiawokannimengujiaheliujiadouzenmeshouchang。

guoran,guyuntingdelianshuayixiajiuheile,taishoujiushiyigedazuibachouleshangqu!

“啪!”

“chusheng!nihaiyouhehuajiang?”

zheishitaershiliunianlaidiyicidaerzi,erqiedadejizhong!

gubeichenxiudehoucaoyadoukuaiyaosuile。

yaozhidaotakeshisuoyourenyanzhongdetianzhijiaozi,tianfuyibing,tiancaizhiji。

jieguojingbeidangzheyizhongdalaohewankudemianshanerguang。

这还不如杀了他!

liuhanyangkandaozijinverjingranweilegubeichenbudazizhao,qidenaomentonghong!

liujiayugujiajiaohaoshimeicuo,liangjiayuedinglianshougandiaolinjiayeshishishi,danliuhanyangzenmeyexiangbudaonverdenaozijingranzheimechun!

bujinzailinjiadaxizhirihegubeichenxinggouqiezhishi,haidangzhongshuolechulai。

zheibushipapawanglinzhenxianlianshangshanbazhangma?

diwangyinu,fushibaiwan。

talinzhenxiansuiranbushihuangdi,danrangliujiaqilizisan,jiaporenwanghaibushiyijuhuadeshiqing?

liuhanyangjuedezijidehoujilianggudoukuaiyaobeineiqunrenxixuedemuguangshechuanle。

benlaishizhunbeiguolaikanhaoxide,sheizhidaozijibianchenglehaoxi!

tazhizhenver,zhandouzheshanyanghuhandao:“liushuyao!nibuguzhenjielianchi,baihuaiwojiafeng!wo...wojintianfeidasinizheigebuxiaonvbuke!”

顾北辰没管刘书瑶。

danshilinzhenzoulechulai:“liuboboxinu!”

zhijianlinzhenleiyanposuo,taidujiqichengkendishuodao:“shuyaoshiwoniangzi,tafancuo,woyeyouzui。danqingninkanzaiwomenliangjiaxijieqinjinzhihaodefenshang,zhidagubeichenyigerenba!”

顾北辰:?

nixiaozizhenshitamanianhuainianhuaidea!

danshizheizaiqitarenyanzhong,queshilinzhenhuqixinqiedebiaoxian。

“shiziguoranshizhongqingzhongyizhiren。”

“bukuishiwomendage,gangyinggubeichen,youzhong!”

mianduizhongrendeyinyangguaiqi,gubeichenqidehunshenzhiduosuo,tazhizhelinzhenshuodao:“linzhen,nihenhao,zheiyibiwojixiale!zanmenlairifangzhang!”

zheishi,linzhenxianzhongyushuohuale,zhijiantaxiangqianyibuyapoganshizudeshuodao:“zenme?wuruwolinjiamenmei,haiweixiewolinjiashizi。gubeichen,nidanglaofusilebucheng?”

linzhenxiansuiranshanglenianji,danyiranshouwozhongbing,budaowanbudeyi,lianhuangdidoubuganchuqimeitou。

guyuntingzuoweitadezhengzhiduishou,yezhinengsixialidongdongshoujiao,zhengmianyinggangwuyiyuyiluanjishi。

taduigubeichenhandao:“zhukou!gubeichen,nizaiganhushuobadaoyijulaofujintianjiudayimieqin!haibugunguolaiguixia!”

gubeichenzhilezhiziji,nanyizhixindidao:“shenme?die,nirangwoguilinjiaderen?”

guyuntingjiubumingbaile,yixiangcongmingdeerzizenmehuizaizheiyangdeshiqingshangzaigentouni?

难道真有人做局?

他摇了摇头。

buguanzenmeyang,bixuxianbayanqianzheiguanhunongguoqu,fouzeyuechaoyueduigujiabuli。

guyuntingyaoyaqiechidishuodao:“niruobugui,yihoujiubieshuoshiwoerzi!”

gubeichenzuanjinshuangquan,miansetongku,shifenzhengzha。

liushuyaolalelatadeyixiu:“gulang...”

zheigedongzuobeisuoyourenkanzaiyanli,liuhanyangzaiyerenbuzhu,taishoujiushiyigedazuibachoushangqu!

“啪!”

“a!”liushuyaowuzheliantongkudaodi。

“buxiaonv!haibuguihao!”

linzhenjianzhuang,jiamojiayangdipaoguoqu:“shuyao,nimeishiba?”

“滚开!”

liushuyaoyibajianglinzhentuidaoyibian。

linzhenxianyanjingweimi,hunshenshayibengxian,lianzhouweiwendudousuizhixiajiang。

“zhener,zheiyangboqingguayidenvzibuzhidenizaihu!zhanqilai!”

linzhenzhanqishen,neixinquezaizhenzhenlengxiao。

jingguocishi,suoyourendouzhidaolegujiaheliujiashishenmezuilian,kanyihousheihaigangentamenhezuo。

zhiyuliushuyao,dengjinyeguohou,youdeshibanfapaozhita。

guyuntingzhidaozheichangnaojubixujinkuaijieshu,takanxiangerzi。

“gubeichen,laofuzuihouwenniyibian,guihaishibugui!”

gubeichenshuangmutonghongdekanzhefuqin,zuihoubeibiwunai,mianchaolinzhenxianguilexiaqu。

ranerjiuzaizheishunjian,linzhenxianturanzhuanguoshen,bujitaguibaidejihui。

“heng,laofuyishengguangmingleiluo,kechengshoubuzhujianfudeguili。”